"It is said that there is a man who has a fake eye, a glass flower.
What is it called Liulihua? That is, the fake eye is a glass bead.
The eyes are gone, and the holes in the eye sockets are dark. Anyone who sees them will be scared, right?
So stuffing a glass ball inside is better than playing with it.
Since the eyeballs are fake, they are just like dentures. You can pick them out from the eye sockets to wash and rub them when you have nothing to do.
By the way, that person accidentally swallowed his eyeballs when he was playing with them one day!
This man was frightened at the time. It was quite a big thing to throw, and it was made of glass. He was so frightened that he quickly ran to a clinic to see a doctor.
The doctor said, what can we do? Take some laxatives and see if it can be excreted.
The man took laxatives but didn't get rid of it, so he went to the doctor again.
The doctor was at his wits end, so he said to him, "Take off your pants and I'll show you!"
So the man had no choice but to take off his pants and let the doctor examine him. When the doctor saw his waist and buttocks, he suddenly yelled "Ah" and then burst out laughing.
The man asked the doctor what was wrong?
The doctor laughed and said, "Oh, I have been a doctor for more than 20 years, but this is the first time I see someone's eyes staring at me!"
This is when Shang Zhen was in Tianjin Wei, he heard Xiao Dustpan telling him a joke, but Xiao Dustpan inadvertently heard it told by a Tianjin person on the street, and the Tianjin person put glass eyeballs into the eye sockets. It's called glass flower.
Shang Zhen was talking about a small dustpan at the time. Looking at this nonsense story you told, is it disgusting?
But now, Shang Zhen did not expect that he would encounter a "glass flower" in Xi'an.
Ordinary people feel a numb scalp when they see glass flowers. Just imagine, would it be numb if a lifeless eyeball stared at you like that?
Fortunately, both Shang Zhen and Qian Chuan'er were killed on the battlefield, so the "glass flower" was not bad.
When Qian Chuan'er saw that the fortune teller was the first to start a fight, he smiled and said, "Sir, what can you do?"
"Fortune, future, marriage, the Eight Diagrams of the Book of Changes, everything in the world is huge!" This glass-flowered old man was obviously used to others looking at him strangely.
But as the saying goes, as long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.
Others think you are ugly, but as long as you don't take it seriously, others will still think you are mysterious and scary!
"Then what do you think?" Qian Chuan'er asked again.
"Look at palms and fortune tellers to determine the birth date." The old glass flower replied.
"It's said that you in this industry know how to read what people say, so we won't let you read it. Let's draw a lottery." Qian Chuan said.
"Two bosses, please." The old man with the glass flower pointed at the bamboo tube in front of him.
"Company commander, please give me some advice." Qian Chuan'er jumped up to Shang Zhen.
"Me?" Shang Zhen thought for a while, and it was okay anyway, so let's shake one.
He squatted down, grabbed the bamboo tube, shook it, stretched out his hand, and took out a sign.
"I wonder what this officer wants to do?" the old man with glass flowers asked again.
"What?" Shang Zhen was hesitating, but Qian Chuan'er had already said: "Marriage!"
"Huh?" Shang Zhen couldn't help but glance at Qian Chuan'er. Only then did he realize that Qian Chuan'er was going to make fun of him.
But it didn't matter anymore. Shang Zhen only regarded it as playing anyway, so he looked at the old man with glass flowers who told fortunes.
There were words written on the signatures, and the old man had already read them out.
Shang Zhen's culture is limited, but he also heard the hexagram in a mixed manner. What others read was: "A peach blossom meets a pair of flying swallows, and there is plenty of water to drift around. Since ancient times, beauties have been plagued by disasters. Only when they return to their homes can they be safe."
Just this hexagram, just this hexagram is too straightforward, right?
"Come, let me explain the hexagram to the commander." The glass flower said again.
"No need to solve it!" Shang Zhen said angrily.
At this time, Qian Chuan'er was already laughing out loud: "Hey, peach blossoms are the luck of peach blossoms, and they will also fly together. Oh, it's so accurate! I mean, if you want nothing to happen, just go back!"
"What this little brother said is absolutely true. He seems to be a member of our generation!" The old man with the glass flower said with a smile.
"That's right, we in the Northeast also believe in the Great Immortal, and I'm very accurate when it comes to things.
My family has a great fairy, so that’s a blessing for me. I remember when I was fighting on the battlefield, the bullets were flying around my trousers, but nothing happened to me! "Qian Chuan'er has already said hello.
Shang Zhen looked at Qian Chuan'er angrily and failed to do anything with Qian Chuan'er.
As for the old people like me, how can we be afraid of him? If they are afraid of him, they are only following orders in fighting. As for other aspects, if these people don't bully us, it will only give them face.
"Okay, don't laugh. I don't need you to explain it. Didn't your sign say that you will be safe when you return home? Then I will draw a good or bad sign." Shang Zhen said with a smile.
The old man with glass flowers made another gesture: "Please."
Shang Zhen didn't even bother to shake it this time, and casually drew out another lot.
The old man with the glass flower began to read the lot again: "Qiji raises his head and gallops forward without worrying about the distance. Even though he may not be able to meet his fate, he will not be trapped in Xuanyuan with tears."
"What does this mean? Come on, Ban Xian'er, explain it to me!" Shang Zhen teased Qian Chuan'er.
"This - I am a half-immortal. Hey, let's ask the great immortal." Qian Chuan'er was at a loss as this hexagram was a bit awkward and difficult to understand.
Shang Zhen curled his lips and looked at the old man with glass flowers.
"This means that you will travel far this year, and it seems that you will be imprisoned." The old man with the glass flower said.
"Real or fake? How to break it?" Qian Chuan'er asked dubiously.
"Didn't the sign above say that you will be safe when you return home?" the old man with the glass flower said.
But the old man with the glass flower did not expect that these words would hit Qian Chuan'er's lungs.
"What a bullshit!" Qian Chuan said angrily, "My family and I are on the Songhua River in the Northeast. Are we going home? If we don't fight back, why don't we go back and become slaves?" He casually took out a banknote from his clothes and handed it over. .
This hexagram is considered finished.
Shang Zhen and Qian Chuan'er left the old man with glass flowers and started walking.
At this time, Qian Chuan'er whispered: "These two hexagrams are not very good. One says that beauty is a disaster, and the other says that you will be in jail."
"Do you really believe it?" Shang Zhen asked Qian Chuan'er while looking at the scene on the street.
"If you can't believe it all, then you can't believe it either. Company commander, don't you believe it?" Qian Chuan'er asked.
“There are many times when you don’t believe, and there are few times when you believe.
well.
If you believe it, if you don't plan well during the war, you will die early. What's the use of believing it?
If you don’t believe it, you also know that the survival of our group of people is not necessarily because we are the best at fighting, but it depends on our lives. "Shang Zhen said with a sigh.
Qian Chuan'er remained silent.
Yes, being able to survive to this day certainly requires skill and calculation, but skill is not the only thing that is reliable.
If they had stayed at the forward position, they would have died countless times!
Is the Northwest Army's Swordsman Team capable? Is the Central Army capable of withstanding the Japanese attack? But many people who could fight did not survive!
Shang Zhen and Qian Chuan'er wandered around until very late before returning to the liaison office.
When the two of them returned to the liaison office, everyone else in their company was back. Not only were all the people in their company back, but Li Xiang was also back.
