"Oh, it's such a mess, even worse than on the battlefield!" Mr. Wang sighed while lying on the bed in the liaison office.
"Uncle Wang, why are you in trouble?" Little Dustpan came to him and asked.
"You little brat, are you telling me that you understand?" Mr. Wang ignored him.
"Why don't I understand? I'm old and I understand everything. Hehe, yesterday I went out on the street and saw a chubby girl with a red face smiling at me. That made my heart skip a beat. , It feels so good, I’ve been missing her for half the night!” I don’t know if the little dustpan is real or not, so I’m just bluffing.
Old Mao Wang glanced at the cunning look of Little Dustpan, and felt that he saw the shadow of Old Huo Tou in Little Dustpan.
Maybe this kid is that old bastard, he thought viciously.
"Uncle Wang, you see I really understand everything, right? Just tell me." The little dustpan continued to grind, and then lowered his voice, "Didn't you just say that our company commander has grown up?" It’s just some painful marks (rare) on the flesh.”
"Huh?" Mr. Wang was really impressed by the little dustpan, "You understand, you have grown up." But then he poured a ladle of cold water on the little dustpan, "But why should I tell you?"
When the little dustpan heard what Mr. Wang said, his little face twitched first and then he laughed. He moved closer to Mr. Wang and said, "Well, Uncle Wang, look at us, we are the only ones in the house." Masters, what are you talking about? Let’s get close together and I’ll light a cigarette for you!”
"Ha!" Little Dustpan successfully made Mr. Wang happy. He actually took out a cigarette, and Little Dustpan hurriedly lit it for him.
"Uncle Wang, you said it was a mess just now. Why did it happen? I see those female students running here very frequently." Little Dustpan's eyes had a poisonous look that his peers did not have.
"Tell me what you want." Mr. Wang took a puff of his cigarette and blew out the smoke. The morning sunlight shone in from the window, so the smoke gave off a bluish color.
Mr. Wang looked at the smoke as if he was studying some great world problem.
"You tell me." Mr. Wang continued, "Generally speaking, the young ladies and the maids are more beautiful, while the maids are not. That's how storytellers, singers, and opera performers act."
"Yeah, yeah." Little Dustpan nodded solemnly.
"Then, which one of Leng Xiaozhi and Li Yajuan looks like a young lady and which one looks like a girl?" Mr. Wang got to the point.
"Then you still need to ask? Even Tiger Pillar knows it!" Xiao Dustpan replied.
"Fuck, I asked you to say this, as if Hu Zhuzhu is a fool." Wang Lao Mao said angrily, Little Dustpan continued to laugh, and Wang Lao Mao continued, "It turns out that this maid fell in love with you. A husband-in-law, but later the young lady also fell in love with that husband-in-law, and actually came to pry him off, don't you think it was a mess?"
"Chaos!" Little Dustpan responded solemnly, but then his eyes lit up and he said, "Uncle Wang, what you are talking about is——"
"That's bullshit, I didn't say anything, just listen." Mr. Wang continued to smoke and chatter, "If that's the case, it's not a mess.
But the problem is, that young lady is still engaged and has to grow up with some damn naked doll, but that young lady doesn’t like that guy, oh, fiancé, she doesn’t like being unmarried, so she just I like that husband.
Oh my, that husband is very lucky, but what a mess! "
Mr. Wang stopped talking and continued to look at the blue smoke in the room.
"Uncle Wang, I understand, you mean-" the little dustpan said again.
"You know nothing, don't say anything even if you understand!" Mr. Wang scolded.
"Hey, Uncle Wang, I also know something, but you definitely don't know it." After listening to the gossip, Little Dustpan began to talk about what he knew.
Mr. Wang glanced at the small dustpan again but said nothing.
Of course, Little Dustpan knew that even if Mr. Wang didn't speak, he still wanted to listen, so he thought about it and said, "Yesterday, I heard someone chatting with the fiancé of the young lady you mentioned.
Someone said, 'Xiucai, didn't you say that young lady is your fiancée? Then why do people ignore you?
The young lady's fiancé said, 'What do you know? That's because I'm too familiar with her. You don't think your family is that close, right?
Then someone inside said, "Put it down", haha. "When talking about this, the little dustpan started laughing.
Little Dustpan laughed, and Old Man Wang laughed too. After the two of them laughed for a while, Old Man Wang said, "You know what you know, don't spread the word to others."
"Oh, how can I not know this?" Xiaojun asked.
"It's not a problem to be so mean. You didn't watch the photo shoot that day. The young lady wanted to take a photo with the husband. Later, the maid also wanted to take a photo with the husband. Thanks to this guy, he usually doesn't like to talk. If it were me, I would be embarrassed. It has to be red, no, I have to help him find a way." Mr. Wang muttered.
"What can you think of?" Little Dustpan asked.
"Yes." After a while, Mr. Wang said, "Go and summon Qian Chuan'er."
"Qian Chuan'er is not here. He and the company commander went out. Uncle Wang, tell me what you have in mind." Xiao Dustpan replied.
"You can't do anything with me, you little bitch." Mr. Wang stopped paying attention to the little dustpan.
What he said to Little Dustpan just now was so interesting that he couldn't help but sit up, but as soon as he heard that Qian Chuan'er was not there, he lay back down again.
And this time, no matter how little Dustpan asked him, he would not say what he was doing with the money string.
At this time, Shang Zhen and Qian Chuan'er were walking on the streets of Xi'an City.
The reason why Shang Zhen came out with Qian Chuan'er was all because of Qian Chuan'er's words.
Qian Chuan'er said, "Oh, company commander, I think the two of us should go shopping. Maybe those two female students will come to our door today."
When Qian Chuan'er said this, he winked at Shang Zhen.
Just these words made Shang Zhen's head grow bigger. He didn't want to see those two female students running in front of him again.
The day before yesterday, Leng Xiaozhi first asked to take a photo with him. This request was quite abrupt, but fortunately Shang Zhen reacted quickly and excused it by asking everyone to take photos casually.
But the problem is, after he and Leng Xiaozhi took a photo alone, Li Yajuan also came up and asked to take a photo with him alone. Do you think he can refuse?
Shang Zhen was no fool. At this time, he also felt some subtle changes in the two female students towards him.
If one of them is showing off to me, then although I am reserved on the surface, I am a little secretly pleased with myself on the inside, but if these two come together, haha, let’s forget it!
I am a soldier who fights in the war. There is no tomorrow for today, and I might be killed when I go to the battlefield. I don't want to be like Hou Kanshan.
Besides, with Shang Zhen's level of education, he can only say which woman he likes, but not love. He doesn't even know the term love!
What's more, although he had some feelings for a certain female student, it was not enough to change his deep-rooted desire to find a wife with a thick waist and a round butt.
Originally, he was supposed to lead the team back today, but Zhang Xiaoyan said, don't worry, you have to bring back the photos you took anyway, right?
For photos taken nowadays, it takes four or five days to develop them from film, so you can just wait four or five more days.
Shang Zhen thought about it, but how could it be that more than thirty people always ate at the liaison office?
He decided to let most of the people go back tomorrow and only leave two people at the liaison office to take photos.
You know, photos are definitely rare nowadays, and today he also gave everyone a day off and went out to take pictures.
Now he and Qian Chuan'er are just wandering around the streets.
Qian Chuan'er secretly glanced at Shang Zhen's leisurely expression and was secretly amused, but he never thought that his company commander would be so rare in recruiting female students.
But the so-called "see-through" cannot be said. Now that Shang Zhen is the company commander, after all, he can't joke as unscrupulously as before.
The two of them were chatting while looking at the scene in Xi'an. But after a while, when they walked to a street corner, Qian Chuan'er's eyes lit up because he saw a fortune teller.
The fortune teller was not blind, of course he was quite old. There were gossip-like figures on the ground and a tube of bamboo sticks in front of him.
When the two of them walked to the fortune-telling stall,
"Company Commander, let's have a fortune telling!" Qian Chuan'er said.
"What kind of hexagram is this?" Shang Zhen disagreed.
Shang Zhen had no atheistic education, and he had always believed in fortune-telling.
"You've been a little annoyed these past two days, maybe you can figure something out?" Qian Chuan'er said with a smile.
Shang Zhen glanced at Qian Chuaner angrily.
He knew that everyone could understand the nonsense about taking pictures.
But yesterday, Leng Xiaozhi and Li Yajuan came to the liaison office again. The two girls were rushing to talk to him. He was not stupid, so he could only pretend to be deaf and dumb in the middle, for fear of neglecting one of them.
"Boss, please don't ask for money!" At this time, the old fortune teller naturally spoke up when he saw a customer coming to the door.
But then Shang Zhen and Qian Chuan'er saw clearly that one of the old man's eyes was fake, and it seemed to be a glass ball inside!
