What should come has not come, what should not go has gone, hehe. "Qian Chuan'er said with a bad smile.
Erhanzi glanced at Qian Chuan'er in surprise. He didn't quite understand what Qian Chuan was talking about.
In fact, Qian Chuan'er was just in a happy mood and was just fooling around.
The meaning of this sentence comes from a folk joke, which means that a person who cannot speak will offend all the guests who come.
After saying this, Qian Chuan'er and Er Hanzi squatted on the ground and looked at Hou Kanshan who was lying on the ground.
"You damn monkey, you're here today. I've long disliked you!" Erhanzi said in relief, looking at Hou Kanshan's appearance of being hit by the Mongolian sweat medicine.
"Hey, hey, look at this dead monkey's little face that is so red. Doesn't it look like that monkey's butt?" Qian Chuan'er was also happy to see Hou Kanshan's look.
Naturally, neither of them wants to see Hou Kanshan, but Hou Kanshan has a very good relationship with Wang Laomao, and they are latecomers, so the relationship between the two of them and Hou Kanshan is the same, although They didn't want to see each other, but they didn't fall out.
But the problem is that no one else drank at the banquet, but Hou Kanshan drank first because he was greedy, and was knocked down. This time, it fell into the hands of Qian Chuan'er and Er Hanzi. They would easily Do you want to let Hou Kanshan go?
"Platoon Leader Wang said he woke up when he was poured with water. Where can I get some foot-washing water to pour on him!" Erhanzi had an idea.
According to the Northeastern dialect, people who are called wilted have a stubborn mind, and Erhanzi is very happy to have such an opportunity to rectify Hou Kanshan for public benefit.
Before leaving, Mr. Wang said that if he wanted to wake up after drinking Mongolian and Chinese medicine, he would have to spray him with water.
In fact, Idiot also knows something about this truth. After all, it is said in folklore.
Therefore, spraying Erhanzi with water reminds me of foot-washing water.
Erhazi is strong and strong, can eat and drink, and his feet are not generally smelly, so he came up with such an idea.
"How can that be done?" Qian Chuan'er objected.
"No?" Erhanzi was very sorry.
He thought that Qian Chuan'er didn't agree with his despicable behavior, so he added, "Then how about I spit stars on his monkey ass and wake him up?"
Since Qian Chuan'er of his family wouldn't let him pour water on Hou Kanshan for washing his feet, spitting a few mouthfuls of Xingzhi on Hou Kanshan's face would relieve his hatred.
Otherwise, Er Jiazi is an honest person. This is the only way an honest person can come up with to take revenge.
But Qian Chuan'er shook his head and said with a smile: "Save your spit, I have a better trick!"
"What's your trick?" Don't ask, idiot.
"Come here!" Qian Chuan'er laughed.
When Er Hanzi really put his ear to Qian Chuan'er's mouth, Er Hanzi started to smile brightly as Qian Chuan'er told him.
If you want to say Erhanzi, you really have to listen to Qian Chuan'er's words. If you were Erhanzi at home when you were a child, his father wouldn't have money to use Chuan'er!
Erhanzi got Qian Chuan'er's ingenious idea and took a rice bowl from the table where the dishes were messy.
These people really caught those beards, but they were very hungry and could not stop eating. Fortunately, everyone was a soldier at that time, and the military situation was very hot. When eating, they must pay attention to speed, which means everyone can eat in five minutes. Then he finished his meal.
Erhanzi took the bowl and ran out. After a while, he ran back, but he was holding the bowl in one hand and holding his nose in the other.
"Has anyone noticed it?" Qian Chuan'er also asked.
"There's no one. There's just an old lady who just came out at that moment. She was probably shocked when she saw me running in!" Erhanzi answered naively.
"Okay. Hold your nose and pour it in!" Qian Chuan'er said, but then Qian Chuan'er shouted again: "You pinch your own nose? You pinch the monkey's nose!"
"Oh," Erhanzi did as he was told. He actually stretched out his hand and pinched the nose of Hou Kanshan, who was already in a state of ignorance.
The nose is definitely a human respiratory organ. According to scientific evidence, although the mouth can also play a role in breathing, the mouth can only be called an auxiliary respiratory organ.
What does this mean? This means that when a person cannot breathe through his nose, he will open his mouth wide and use his mouth to inhale oxygen.
Now, although Hou Kanshan was poisoned by the Mongolian sweat medicine and did not know about his personnel, his physiological instinct still existed.
Erhanzi just pinched Hou Kanshan's nostrils for a moment, and Hou Kanshan's mouth opened. At this time, Qian Chuan'er next to him poured the thick, foul-smelling soup-like substance in the bowl. Hou Kanshan poured it into his mouth!
At the same time, in another room, the old man who had become a prisoner was handing a packet of medicinal noodles to Chen Hanwen.
"Just take it with water." The old man was still smiling but could not hide the anxiety in his heart.
"You don't need to tell me this, I've used this thing before!" Old Huotou said sarcastically.
Chen Hanwen took the paper bag and went outside the house. He just pushed open a door, walked about ten steps, opened another door, and entered the dining room.
But at this time, Chen Hanwen was surprised to find that Hou Kaishan had woken up, but he was lying on the ground vomiting "wow" and "wow"!
When it comes to people vomiting, everyone has seen this happen, especially those who have become addicted to alcohol. Everything vomited out of their stomachs is pickled.
Isn’t that something that comes out of a place that shouldn’t come out just a dirty thing?
Chen Hanwen was not an ignorant person, but he discovered that the things Hou Kanshan vomited were different from those vomited by others when they drank too much!
Just because Chen Hanwen saw that what Hou Kanshan vomited out was really pickled, but it was so smelly that people felt like vomiting!
Moreover, he has never seen anyone vomit like this when drinking alcohol!
Would a person who drank too much vomit that yellow stuff? No, it seems that the human body structure has not reached that point yet. People can only vomit out the contents of the stomach. Can they also vomit out the intestines?
"Er fool, go and get some water, rinse the medicine in this bowl carefully, and let Brother Monkey drink it. Don't waste this antidote!" Qian Chuan'er said seriously next to him.
"It's your order -" Erhanzi made a long sound, took a bowl and ran out, and when he passed by Chen Hanwen, Chen Hanwen smelled the foul smell coming from the bowl. Bad (nè) smell!
Chen Hanwen had an unpleasant association and glanced at Hou Kanshan, who was still vomiting on the ground with his butt sticking out.
But at this time, what Kanshan spit out was already bitter water.
Anyone who has drank so much that he or she vomits has had this experience. When you have vomited all the contents in your stomach and you want to vomit because there is no food in it, then what you vomit up will only be bitter water, and you may even vomit it. Spit out the bile!
What's more, Hou Hanshan didn't eat anything to begin with. He just drank a cup of white wine first, and then he was given a movie. What could he have in his stomach?
Seeing Qian Chuan'er's face full of concern, Chen Hanwen couldn't help but asked in a low voice: "Qian Chuan'er, what antidote did you use for him that actually detoxified the poison of the Mongolian sweat medicine?"
Qian Chuan'er replied solemnly: "Put the licorice root into the bamboo tube, plug both ends of the bamboo wood, soak it in the jar in the winter months, take it out at the beginning of spring, dry it in the shade where the wind is hanging, break the bamboo to get the grass, and dry it in the sun, so it is famous for its yellow color."
Before Qian Chuan'er could finish speaking seriously, Chen Hanwen glared at Qian Chuan'er. Then he put the antidote he got from the old man into Qian Chuan'er's hand, turned around and went out.
He had to get out. If he didn't get out, he would have the urge to vomit!
