No matter what, when you are hungry, there is a fire to roast meat, this is happiness.
Yamazaki finished eating first and sat quietly to feel the Qi inside.
"Well, it's all the same. It's driven by the earth qi of the stomach and the blood qi of menstruation, and transformed into water qi of the kidneys, fire qi of the heart, wood qi of the liver, and gold qi of the lungs."
"Then the golden energy of the lungs takes over the external wind energy, which is breathing."
"Excess impurities entering the intestines are the qi of water and earth mixed with the qi of water."
"The head is yang, the bottom of the abdomen is yin, and the voice is thunder."
"It's still the body of the five elements and the body of the eight trigrams."
"I just don't know if there is any strange energy in the outside world and whether it can be introduced into the body."
"Otherwise if you continue practicing like this, you will only be riding on the wind at most, and your lifespan will be two or three decades."
Shan Dai kept eating and nodded vaguely, "Ah, that's it."
Ling Hui was excited, "Well, where did you two come from?"
Yamazaki said: "Oh, thank you for giving us food, and we won't hide it from you, we are from another world."
"Another world?" Ling Hui's hair exploded, "Is it the underworld?"
Shan Dai was curious, "Where is the underworld?"
Ling Hui said carefully: "This is where the soul goes after death."
Shan Dai was surprised, "Brother, do people have souls after death? I have killed so many people, but I haven't seen anything special."
Ling Hui curled up when she heard this. She was so scared that she was covered in sweat.
"Maybe all walks of life are different." Yamazaki said, "Girl, you don't have to be afraid, we are not people who kill people casually."
Ling Hui suddenly wanted to cry. This clearly meant that killing people was not human.
Yamazaki saw it and said, "Don't worry, girl."
Ling Hui couldn't find any other way except trying to put on a smiling face.
Yamazaki was amused, "Girl, how about you introduce us to the current situation."
"For example, where is there more food, and how does one practice cultivation in the so-called underworld?"
Ling Hui said quickly: "There should be food in the surrounding buildings, but I don't dare to go there and look, and I don't know if it's broken."
Shandai nodded, "It doesn't matter, we'll go take a look when we regain some strength."
Ling Hui said cautiously: "As for the cultivation methods of the underworld, how can a living person like me know about it? Please don't embarrass me."
Yamazaki said: "That's okay, just tell me the legend of spiritual practice."
Shan Dai asked: "By the way, do you have any immortals here?"
"Immortal?" Ling Hui was stunned.
"They are true immortals, human immortals, earth immortals, and heavenly immortals."
"Yes, yes, it is said that there used to be immortals here."
"Then how did it become like this?"
"How could I know this? According to rumors, we have entered the Age of Ending Dharma."
"The End of Dharma?"
"There is just no aura of heaven and earth or anything like that."
"oh."
Yamazaki interjected, "Okay, let's talk about the legends. Tell us what the legendary immortals here look like."
"By the way," Ling Hui suddenly had an idea, "Are you immortals?"
Yamazaki nodded, "Barely considered a half-step immortal."
"Hiss." Ling Hui took a breath, "May I ask, how old are you?"
Yamazaki told the truth, "He must be more than 1,200 years old. He has been trapped in the immortal position for a thousand years, so he came out in a desperate move."
"Master, please accept me as your disciple." Ling Hui immediately knelt down to Yamazaki.
From her point of view as an insurance company, Yamazaki is easy to talk to, while Shandai is heartless.
If you follow Shandai, your future is uncertain, but if you follow Yamazaki, Yamazaki will be responsible to the end.
Now the world has become unfamiliar, there are bugs and super giant scorpions.
Now that there are two immortals in front of me, they are shameless apprentices. I really feel sorry for the profession of insurance.
"Apprenticeship?" Yamazaki frowned, "To tell you the truth, we don't have the strength now."
Ling Hui coughed lightly, "Master came across the border, and it is fate to meet my disciple here."
"For a disciple, if he narrowly escapes death and survives, and then meets his master, this is his blessing."
"No matter how peaceful it is, the cause and effect has arrived."
"For the master, the master has just arrived and knows nothing about everything, and then he meets his disciple."
"This shows that God uses the disciple's mouth to impart the knowledge here to the master."
"It's just that the master is old, and the disciple would not dare to be the master's master no matter what."
"The disciple believes that only by asking the master to accept him as a disciple can the cause and effect of our master and disciple be fulfilled."
"In our case, it is said that this cause and effect is the biggest obstacle to spiritual practice."
"If the cause and effect is not resolved, the realm of cultivation will not be broken through no matter what..."
Shan Dai waved her hand, "Stop, don't say it, I'm hearing it too noisy."
"Brother, just accept her. This guy can talk better than you, and his talk is even more convoluted. It makes people feel dizzy."
Ling Hui was overjoyed and said, "Thank you, uncle, for helping me. My niece will definitely respect my uncle."
"If there is anything delicious or fun, I will give it to you, Uncle Master."
Shan Dai was stunned and then laughed, "You are quite interesting. You are actually good at flattering others."
Ling Hui laughed dryly, "To be honest, uncle, my job is to use the art of language to make people buy insurance."
Shan Dai was curious, "What is insurance?"
Ling Hui explained it, but Yamazaki and Shandai understood it.
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Ling Hui formally became a disciple and kowtowed three times.
"Master, what sect are we?"
Shandai scratched her head, "We are considered casual cultivators. Although we have a family and a territory tens of thousands of miles away, we are too lazy to take care of it."
Ling Hui was overjoyed and said, those who can cross over should be powerful people.
Yamazaki saw it, "Don't be too happy, we can't go back. Now there are some people who practice kung fu."
Ling Hui changed the subject, "Then keep practicing. Master and uncle will definitely become an immortal."
Shandai finished eating, "Stop talking nonsense, talk about business, there is no strength, everything is fake."
"Yes." Ling Hui started to tell the legend.
Immortals are people with the power of a mountain. They can shrink the earth to an inch, fly into the sky and escape from the earth, and travel thousands of miles in a day.
Shandai shook her head, "This immortal is too weak. Is there anyone stronger?"
"Yes, he can call upon the wind and rain, and move mountains and seas."
"No way."
"The Dharma is in the heaven and earth, and the universe is in the sleeves."
"That's right. What kind of immortal is this?"
"It is said that they are all magical powers."
"Supernatural powers?"
"It's a special ability. The law of heaven and earth can be enlarged and reduced, and the universe in the sleeve is the use of space."
"It doesn't matter if you zoom in or out, but what is space?"
"Space is..."
Ling Hui’s popular science about headaches starts from points, lines and planes, to space and movement.
Yamazaki was surprised, "Sports?"
"Yes." Ling Hui took a sip of water and explained the direction of motion, the direction of force, etc.
Yamazaki suddenly realized, "Friction."
"Friction generates heat." Shan Dai also understood.
Yamazaki thought: "Can friction produce lightning?"
"Yes." Ling Hui explained with another headache, the friction generated static electricity.
Although the physics knowledge in middle school has long been returned to the teacher, he still managed to explain it.
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