"Master, I know all these magical powers." The Monkey King showed off and picked up a stone.
"Change!" The stone turned into gold.
"Change!" The ground glowed with metallic luster.
"Change!" Monkey pulled out a monkey hair and turned into a peach.
"Change!" Sun Houhou shrank and turned into a bush.
Xuan Yan was amazed when he saw it, "Wukong, so awesome!"
Zhu Bajie curled his lips and said, "Master, don't be fooled by this cunning monkey. All these tricks are just superficial."
"How could it be?" Xuan Yan looked at the gold and peaches in his hands, and couldn't see anything wrong at all.
Xiao Bailong smiled and said: "Master, senior brother's trick of making a peach out of thin air has turned it into a peach. It can only look at it but cannot eat it. If he were not still here, he would turn back into a monkey hair after a cup of tea."
Zhu Bajie stamped his feet, and the ground suddenly sunk.
"Master, this means that the ground becomes steel. It requires turning several feet of ground into diamond. The wider the range, the better. This one is just a layer of skin. It will break if you step on it hard."
Xiao Bailong pointed at the gold, "Master, the gold transformed by Senior Brother is still about the weight and texture of a stone. If you don't believe it, you can use your diamond fingers to pinch it."
"oh?"
Xuan Yan squeezed it hard, and immediately crushed a corner. When he looked closely, he smiled, because there was still stone inside.
Zhu Bajie struck, "Look, this is gold and jade on the outside, but failure on the inside."
"You idiot!" Sun Houhou reached out and grabbed Zhu Bajie's ear.
But Zhu Bajie hid and pointed at the ground, "Master, look, the bushes are gone. In fact, it was the monkey who transformed just now. The real form of borrowing objects is to move the surrounding things over to replace him, and then go there to escape by himself. He is still in the same place."
Sun Houhou took action in anger, and this time he caught Zhu Bajie's ear, "Call me senior brother, you idiot."
"It hurts, it hurts," Zhu Bajie shouted, "Master, help me, my senior brother is bullying me again!"
Xuan Yan reached out and separated the two of them, "Wukong, don't bully your junior brother."
"I bullied him!" Sun Houhou let go. "Master, don't let him deceive you. This idiot may look honest, but he is actually full of evil."
Zhu Bajie immediately cried out, "It's unfair, Master, it's such a huge injustice."
"Come on, Junior Brother Sha is really honest." Sun Houhou glanced at Sha Monk and found that he seemed to be reciting something silently, but he didn't know what he was talking about.
Sun Houhou attacked Zhu Bajie, "Look, Junior Brother Sha is reciting sutras."
Sha Seng waved his hand quickly, "Huh? No, no, senior brother, I am memorizing words."
"Memory words?" Zhu Bajie was curious, "Were you an opera singer before?"
Sha Monk said seriously: "No, I am a stupid person, so I thought the stupid bird would fly first and think about what to say in advance."
"What do you mean?" Xuan Yan was also curious.
"We just have to wait until we go to Uszang Kingdom. There are many monsters in the White Bone Temple. What should we do if something happens?" Sha Monk said seriously, "For example, if we are scattered by the monsters in the White Bone Temple, there will be many kinds of monsters. Condition."
Xiao Bailong asked: "Then what do you say?"
Sha Monk clasped his fingers seriously and said: "If the master is captured, I will say, senior brother, second senior brother, Xiao Bailong, the master was captured by the demon."
"Uh..." Everyone was speechless.
Sha Monk continued to crack his fingers, "If the senior brother is captured, I will say, master, second senior brother, Xiao Bailong, senior brother was captured by the demon."
"If the second senior brother is captured, I will say, master, senior brother, Xiao Bailong, the second senior brother was captured by the demon."
"If Little White Dragon is captured, I will tell you, Master, Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, Little White Dragon was captured by the demon."
"When a single person is arrested, there are four situations."
Everyone was sweating, beads of sweat as big as pearls.
Sha Monk continued to crack his fingers, "If the master and senior brother were both captured, then I would say that the second senior brother, Xiao Bailong, master and senior brother were all captured by the demon."
"If the master and the second senior brother were both captured, then I would say that the senior brother, Xiao Bailong, the master and the second senior brother were all captured by the monster."
"If Master and Xiao Bailong were both captured, then I would say that Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, Master and Xiao Bailong were all captured."
"If the eldest brother and the second brother were both taken away, then I would say that the master, Xiao Bailong, the eldest brother and the second brother were all taken away by the monster."
"If the eldest brother and Xiao Bailong were both captured, then I would say that the master, second senior brother, eldest brother and little Bailong were all captured by the demon."
"If the second senior brother and Xiao Bailong were both taken away, then I would say that master, senior brother, second senior brother and little white dragon were all taken away by the demon."
"If two people are arrested at the same time, there are six situations."
Everyone was sweating profusely. After all the talk, four people were captured.
Sha Monk was completely unaware and continued to snap his fingers, "If Master, Senior Brother, and Second Senior Brother were all captured, then I would say that Xiao Bailong, Master, Senior Brother, and Second Senior Brother were all captured by the demon. "
"If Master, Senior Brother, and Little White Dragon were all captured, then I would say that Second Senior Brother, Master, Senior Brother, and Little White Dragon were all captured by the demon."
"If Master, Second Senior Brother, and Little White Dragon were all captured, then I would say that First Senior Brother, Master, Second Senior Brother, and Little White Dragon were all captured by the demon."
"If the first senior brother, the second senior brother, and Xiao Bailong were all taken away, then I would say that the first senior brother, the second senior brother, and the little white dragon were all taken away by the demon."
"Three people were arrested under four circumstances."
Everyone was sweating, and even the others stopped and stared blankly at Sha Monk.
Sha Monk continued to crack his fingers without any distractions, "If Master, Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, and Xiao Bailong are all captured, then I will tell you when I come back that Master, Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, and Xiao Bailong have all been captured by the demon. "
Everyone took a breath and finally changed their words.
Sha Seng continued, "Four people were arrested, that's all."
"Taken together, there are fifteen situations in total."
The whole place was silent. Everyone in the sky and on the ground looked at Sha Seng and thought about a question. Where is you Sha Seng?
Shan Dai asked, "Sha Wujing, if you are going to be arrested, what will happen?"
"Ah!" Sha Seng was stunned, and then clapped his legs, "I said something seems to be missing. I will recalculate it now. But if I am caught, who should I talk to?"
As he spoke, he scratched his head, looking dazed and confused.
"Plop! Plop..."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Many people fell down, many burst into laughter, and many shook their heads in confusion.
In heaven, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but cover his face. It's really embarrassing for people outside heaven to be like this.
At Lingshan, Tathagata Buddha couldn't help but proclaim the Buddha's name. With his self-cultivation, he had nothing to say.
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Xuan Yan clasped his hands together and solemnly asked Sha Monk to stop counting the number of people as a master.
Yamazaki also simply gave out steamed buns and noodles and asked them to rush to Uzang Country immediately to spread steamed buns and noodles to the people.
So as not to get bored and have random thoughts.
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