The old man offered his hand in an approving manner, "Little fairy, please help me. Although I am alone, have nothing to worry about, and have a tight schedule, I don't want to see the Lord of Hell yet."
"Ha," Li Yingqiong said happily, descending to the ground, "Okay, old man, you show the way and I will fly you there."
The old man waved his hand, "I don't dare bother the little fairy with his belt. Let's just ride the bull. It doesn't run very slowly. People say it has become a monster."
The old buffalo seemed to understand the human words, got up and walked out of the pond.
The head is big and the body is wide, the legs are like sticks, the shoulder height is nearly six feet, and the head and tail are about one foot and three feet. It is really a giant bull.
"Be good, cow, and lie down." The old man raised his hand and pressed on the big buffalo's back, and the cow docilely knelt down and lay down.
The old man wiped it with his sleeve and said, "Little fairy, come on."
"No, I'll still fly."
The old man took a puff of cigarette and exhaled with a smile, "Isn't the little god afraid?"
Li Yingqiong grinned, "I'm afraid of karma."
After saying that, he knelt down and bowed, "I, Taoist Master, please accept me as your disciple..."
Before he finished speaking, the person stood up - forced.
At the same time, there was no one in front of him - smiling bitterly beside him.
The old man's appearance has changed. Although the cloth is still the same cloth, it is spotless, without any wrinkles, and still has some moral integrity.
The face becomes rosy and glossy, the beard is long and neat, the eyebrows are smooth, and wooden hairpins are inserted in the hair.
The whole human immortal spirit is exactly the clone of Taishang Dao Zun - Laozi.
"I ask myself, I don't have any flaws. How did you find out that there is something wrong with me? Could it be that this stupid cow has exposed its feet?"
It was talking about a big buffalo, which at this time had become a big green bull, full of immortal energy, and it was the mount of Taishang Laojun.
When he heard this, he immediately cried out, "Master, you can't be weird! It was the master who said, let me carry you to form a good relationship with the leader Li who has killed countless demons, so he insisted that I come with you, old cow, I can say No words were said, it was all acted by you alone."
"Go, you've said enough." I patted its horns and laughed.
"Hehe, because I am Li Yingqiong." Li Yingqiong said with a proud smile.
"Ah?" I was curious, "How can I explain this?"
Li Yingqiong rubbed her nose and said, "The teacher asked me to come out to meet the fate. I shook my head, but I didn't meet the fate."
"I asked my husband in the air, and he said that I was new here and unfamiliar with life, so he asked me to go shopping with peace of mind."
"So, I hung out for a full three-nine-twenty-seven years."
"I went from Dongsheng Shenzhou to Beiju Luzhou, from Buzhou Mountain to Xiniuhezhou, and then from Nanfanbuzhou back to Dongsheng Shenzhou. It was a complete success."
"I've seen the customs and customs along the way, the life of the demon clan, the monks of Taoism and Buddhism, the wars in the country, reincarnation and cause and effect."
"I am also familiar with the earthly and immortal world, and I even ran to the gate of the Buddhist world to block it, expressing my attitude that Taoism and Buddhism are not compatible."
"It just so happens that it has been twenty-seven years since I set out to meet my fate, which is exactly the number of thirty-nine."
"I, Taoist Master, as soon as you mentioned that fairy mountain today, I knew that my travel time has come to a complete end and fate has come to my door."
"And who am I? I am Li Yingqiong, who has profound blessings and good fortune. I am Li Yingqiong, the head of Emei in the earth realm. I am Li Yingqiong, the disciple of the Taoist sect who is recognized by everyone in the world."
"The number of three and nine, nine is the ultimate number, and the three refer to the three venerables of the Taoist sect."
"But I have no karmic fate with the other two Heavenly Lords. I only have the Supreme Daoist Lord. It just so happens that everyone in the world knows that the Supreme Lord Daoist One person transformed into three."
"The Supreme Taoist Master has no intention of talking to me. I don't know how to wash cows. It just happens to be you, my Taoist Master."
I pinched my beard speechlessly, this one is too smart.
Qingniu was curious, "Why doesn't Mr. Laojun know how to wash cattle? Then tell me, how will he test you?"
Li Yingqiong looked at me, who waved his hands and smiled and said: "It's okay, just say it, no outsiders will hear it. As for Laojun, although he is a bit petty, it is just because he feels sorry for the pills and so on. From the gossip, he still has a lot of stomach. "
Heavenly Court, Tushita Palace.
"hiss!"
Taishang Laojun's hand slipped and he almost broke a beard with his own hands. He gritted his teeth and reached into his sleeve to touch the Vajra Diamond. He weighed it in his hand and resisted not to smash it.
Inadvertently, he noticed the two boys winking and snickering, and immediately snorted coldly, frightening them so much that they quickly tightened their faces and started working.
I know that they cannot know the things in the lower world, but I cannot allow them to be lazy.
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ground.
Li Yingqiong smiled and said: "Master Laojun has some good reputation, so he became an alchemist. He doesn't even know how to brush an alchemy furnace, let alone brushing cowhide while stepping in the quagmire."
Qingniu couldn't help but ask, "What does alchemy master have to do with good face?"
"You can practice without magic weapons, but you can't practice without elixirs. A good alchemist will definitely be the target of others' fawning."
Li Yingqiong smiled and said: "Obviously I don't need people to fawn over me, so there is no other explanation other than this."
"Ha..." I threw my head back and laughed. This explanation is really interesting.
Taishang Laojun is so angry that he blows his beard. Are we like that? We are working hard on the logistics for the smooth operation of Heavenly Palace.
In the Eight Views Palace.
Xuandu couldn't help but laugh, and found that the corners of Taishang Dao Zun's mouth also moved, apparently smiling too.
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ground.
I stroked my beard, "Then tell me, how will Laojun make friends with you?"
Li Yingqiong said with a smile: "I can't let go of my airs, so I will pretend to be a well-dressed Taoist."
"Then there will be a misfortune, such as being poisoned while picking up the elixir, to test whether I will be greedy and take away the elixir, or even kill people to steal the goods."
"It depends on what you want to give me and what elixir you give me. The more you give, the more precious the elixir is and the greater the temptation."
I nodded, "Well, it's indeed like what he did. I'll give it a try next time."
Li Yingqiong smiled and said: "You can't pretend to be different. Each of you has your own character. You are like a game in the world. You can see the true knowledge in the ordinary. An old farmer is the most suitable for you."
I laughed and said, "Then I am a scholar. I am so arrogant that I don't need to explain. I am a businessman and a skilled trader."
"That's not what I said." Li Yingqiong grinned happily, clearly acquiescing.
I shook my head, "Naughty little girl, that's all. Let's talk about business."
"Originally I wanted to take you to the cave, but you exposed Lao Chan's identity and it became difficult for Lao Chan to take you there.
Li Yingqiong nodded, "I understand, our cause and effect has not yet been resolved, so I can only find the cave on my own."
"That's it. What's more, what will the Buddhists think and whether they will rob the cave?" I pinched my beard and sighed, "What I mean is that I originally took you there, and the Taoist Association of Zhunti will figure it out, so it's settled. You have a close relationship with us, so it’s not easy to take action against you.”
"Now that the cause and effect has changed, the situation may change. You have to be careful."
"Thank you, Taoist Master, for reminding me. It's better to come over. I was about to see how far I am from the leader after practicing swordsmanship for 800 years."
Li Yingqiong's mole between her eyebrows lit up, indicating that she had murderous intent.
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