"Oh~~" Wen Yuan looked at Phaethon opposite and hesitated to speak.
Lu Liang glanced at him: "Are you trying to say that she is very powerful after eating three bowls of rice, but you are embarrassed to say that she ate more. Right?"
Phaethon raised his head from his rice bowl: "If you weren't here, I could eat more."
"I'm sorry, do you still remember what happened last time? But what happened last time?"
"Eat." Lu Liang pointed at him with chopsticks - Wen Yuan was stunned and swallowed the words that came to his lips.
[Tsk, although I really want to give little brother Wenyuan a red flower, it is not easy for him to be able to offend Phaethon with every word he says from the moment they meet. 】
"Maybe this is the incompatibility of the horoscopes." Shangluo shook his head, "When I learn the art of divination, I might as well do a fortune telling for him. But Wen Yuan's horoscope is actually very tough."
[Isn’t he very unlucky? 】
"But he is still alive and has been making progress in his cultivation. This shows that his fate is indeed very hard. Hard luck does not conflict with bad luck. Sometimes others are unlucky and things happen to everyone else, but he is the only one who doesn't - just Like a slap, the ants will be killed, but a nail can pierce the slap. So to put it another way, the two of us have been together for so long, and we are both very good, which shows that my Life is also very hard.”
[That's true. It seems that your mentality has always been very good. It also made my mentality better. I'm just waiting for you to quickly build the spiritual network and then render me into it. Hey~ Then I can eat too. 】
"Speaking of which, how will you appear then? Do I need to pinch your body?"
[No need, my body did not disappear when I became a god, it just sublimated into Yuanbit. Although it is only 8 months old, it can jump to 15 years old by accelerating it. After all, in the spiritual world, time without conscious participation is meaningless. Only time with conscious participation can be transformed into events. My body exists and does not exist from the age of 8 months to 15 years old, so this period of time can be skipped. 】
"That's really convenient. Do I want to hold a welcome party for you then? Is it your birthday?"
【My birthday is August 16th. If you build it before that day, you can celebrate two things at the same time - of course, I have no problem with you wanting to celebrate my birthday twice. 】
"It's better to do it once, but it's August 16th, right? I'll remember it. I'll give you a good welcome party. Do you have any requests?"
"Well, there should be more people. I don't like to be alone."
"Okay, I will open a server-wide broadcast for you when the time comes. Everyone you know and don't know can see it."
From then on, for 45 minutes, Shangluo's ears were filled with the sound of Apollonia humming "Rudolph the Red-Nosed". It was indeed noisy at first, but when we arrived at the ticket gate of the cinema, it was even noisier. Apollonia's humming voice could actually reduce the noise.
A large area of Wuyangyang has people of all ages. Those ranging from forty-nine to those who had just learned to walk were all queuing up at the ticket gate.
A blower clamped to the end of the ticket gate is blowing air to the outside, cooling the entire ticket hall. It's still half an hour before the movie starts, and Shangluo and the others are still at the end of the queue despite coming so early. The organizers seemed to have anticipated that there would be so many people, so cooling measures were already in place.
"Ah, actually we can use the hospitality coupons to go through the employee aisle. There is no need to queue up."
"No, brother, this is where you didn't think well - it makes the most sense to line up with everyone."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Wen Yuan nodded. As if he had realized something, he tried not to speak now.
This seems to make sense indeed.
Shangluo saw a familiar figure in the front rows, wearing a mask and a peaked cap. He seemed to have a good waist because her sister was sitting on his shoulders.
"Brother, brother, brother, look! It's passed! It's passed! Yanqiu! Ah! It's Yanqiu! Brother, brother, brother, did you see it!"
The people on the street are as bright as jade, as bright as a jade tree in front of the wind, they can only be seen in paintings.
Surrounded by the staff at the front and back, Yan Qiu, wearing a straight pink dress, passed by. The star-like broken hair swayed in the wind, and its luster was as bright as Shangluo's hair. Seeing the movie fans outside, Yanqiu bowed slightly, and there was a loud sound in the crowd.
"Ahhhhh!"
"Ahhh! He's so handsome! Brother, brother, brother, did you see it?"
"What are you looking at when you cover my eyes? Take your hands away!"
"Eh?" Wen Yuan was suddenly stunned, "I thought I heard someone's voice just now. It sounded so familiar. Who was it? It seemed like he was a very important person. I didn't think of it at the moment."
"Ah" Shangluo turned around and hooked his shoulder, "The one who passed by just now is so cute. Is she a heroine actress?"
"No, he is the actor of the male lead."
"Huh?" Shangluo was stunned now, "So the male lead is played by an actress?"
"What's so strange about this? What's so interesting about men? Men are made of clay, so who wants to come to the cinema and sit and watch men? It's strange to have a man in the lead role." This is a matter of course for Wen Yuan.
"Ah, that means that in almost all movies, the male roles are played by actresses? Like that?"
"That's right, you don't know yet? Ha, do you feel like you've missed a treasure?"
"All of them! All of them!"
"No, no, no, Yan Qiu is a treasure, a popular niche actor. There are very few actors who can take the lead in niche positions. After all, film shooting is quite intense, and many films have begun to use male actors. It's simply It’s the collapse of etiquette and the destruction of music! Alas, famous students like Miss Yanqiu will probably become less and less. It’s a pity, it’s a pity. In the future, I will probably have to go to the theater to watch it. "
"Ah, this is so"
A treasure, a treasure indeed. The one who walked past just now showed pure beauty, and even made people unable to think of any evil thoughts. It is like a perfect creation that should not exist in the world, so beautiful that even Shangluo would be amazed by it.
"So!" Wen Yuan nodded, "There are two oldest and greatest arts in our country! Men pretending to be women, and women pretending to be men. The most dazzling pure beauty is reflected in them."
"Eh???" After saying this, Lu Liang suddenly reacted, "By the way, Shangluo, you are not interested in joining the troupe? I think you are more suitable for Hua Dan, no, Qing Yi Dan, because your temperament is relatively indifferent. You want to try ?"
"No, no, no, no. Just look at others. Let me forget it."
The meeting for a while is quite exciting. It looks even more beautiful up close.
"Eh???" After thinking about it, he picked up the movie ticket, "But why can't it be seen at all on the screen? Why do you need facial makeup? It would look better without facial makeup."
"Well, I heard that the director took a fancy to her professionalism and artistic attainments, rather than her face, so the movie ticket specifically did not show Miss Yanqiu's most beautiful bare face, but specifically showed her transformation. What it looks like after. After the transformation, Wang Shan has a raw role, and Wang E has a clean role. The painting on the ticket is Wang E's big painted face. Well, painting the big painted face itself is also a heavy burden for the actor, so I particularly admire Miss Yanqiu. , the oil paint all over my face was painted on my face."
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier? I would have been here earlier."
Well, it’s to appreciate beauty, yes.
"Tch, you are just as superficial as the star-chasing girl in front of you. What we are looking for is sister Yanqiu's inner self, not for her 'Mo Shang Ren Ru Yu'. Look at how big she is and she is still riding on her brother's shoulders. Of."
"Huh???" Zhu Ling in front suddenly looked back - there were too many people behind, and she didn't see it for a while.
"Ahhh!" Wen Yuan took a breath, "I knew I was unlucky today and shouldn't talk nonsense. That is, that is..."
"Did you see it?" Shangluo also suppressed his voice.
"Isn't that the eldest princess? The one I see often. The one carrying her is."
"Would you like some popcorn?" Shangluo handed over the paper tube. Wen Yuan didn't say anything. He grabbed a large handful, turned his head to the side, stuffed it all into his mouth, and blocked his own mouth.
The queue time was much "faster" than expected, because the movie fans around us didn't stop working. Some wore "war robes" to sing, and some performed Wang Lingguan's classic poses on top of each other. From time to time there are actors passing by.
A few minutes before approach, a familiar person arrived. There were more staff in front and behind than ever before. The director wearing a coconut palm pattern shorts and sunglasses passed by in front of him - everyone in the audience, whether standing or sitting, stood up straight and clapped. Even Zhu Xianyi also Standing up straight: those who knew he was Master Satian and those who didn't, all showed the same "unbroken river" respect.
Master Sa took out his iconic paper trumpet and greeted everyone with a thunderous voice: "Good afternoon, everyone!"
The cry was as loud as a lion's roar. The small paper tube speaker produced a huge volume comparable to an air raid siren, and everyone could hear it clearly.
"Hello, Director Sa!!!" The ticket hall responded with a roar, and the chorus of the crowd echoed the greetings from Master Sa.
"See you in two hours!"
"Goodbye, Director Sa!"
After checking the tickets and sitting in the screening room, Shangluo bought another bucket of popcorn. This was bought for him by Wen Yuan, because Wen Yuan had eaten all the bucket just now.
"It turns out that Sao Dao is so popular."
"Director Sa is quite powerful." Wen Yuan, who was standing next to him, introduced, "His movies are not only artistic, but the characters he uses are all A-list celebrities, the scripts are relaxed and relaxed, and the refreshing feeling of the story is fully displayed - just like this It’s nothing, most people can do it. Only director Sasha can do it, and what others can’t do is the special effects! In all the movies directed by Sasha, the special effects are very explosive!”
"How explosive?"
"It's literally exploding!"
There was a boom, and a bolt of lightning exploded on the screen. The thunder of dawn opened the first scene on the screen:
The title "Wang Lingguan vs. Yama Bodhi" appeared on the screen.
After a certain opening emblem, high-definition, color, and explosions are the three selling points starting from the first scene.
A bolt of daylight thunder fell from the sky and split a dead tree. A giant snake spewing black energy sprang out from the dead tree. Yanqiu, who played Wang Lingguan, stepped up with his sword and used the Five Thunder Technique to fight the giant snake. The surrounding wilderness was like a carpet bombing, with five or six crackles and dings, and it never stopped from the beginning to the end.
"Ah this. Ah this"
At this point in the picture, even Shangluo could tell that something was wrong.
This is. This is.
"This is Refa!"
"Yes, it's the thunder method." Wen Yuan replied, "Isn't Wang Lingguan from the Shenxiao Sect? Of course he uses the thunder method."
"I mean in the movie, the special effects used in the movie are not special effects at all!"
Shangluo could tell at a glance that these pictures could not be produced with the current special effects technology. Because the problem of "digitizing" image content has not been solved at all, and there is no machine that can add special effects, except for drawing directly on the negative. In this era without special effects rendering, every picture is real, everything is real - although it is true that negatives can be drawn, it is impossible to draw so many shots one by one. These are all the miracles of the Heavenly Master.
"Oh, I didn't expect that Shangluo, you have such a childish side." Wen Yuan waved his hand, "The special effects in the movie are all fake, they were all produced in post-production."
"Ah this."
Shangluo didn't know how to answer
With this question in mind, he watched until the end. The more he looked at the back, the more he confirmed that this was not a special effect at all. Because these picture effects fall into the category of "burning money" even in 2023, and are simply not something that the fledgling film industry can produce. Just the explosive effects that destroy the world, those powerful sounds that mix light and electricity, and the fighting scenes that go to the edge of the world and wipe out all the avenues——
"Taiyi Jinhua·The Harmony of Heaven and Earth!" A thunder that penetrated the sky and the earth fell from the sky, and even the space was cracked by the thunder. Yamabodhi broke into tiny pieces and shouted the lines.
"You made a mistake. I will not come back, but no one can stop King Kong Island now. No one. King Kong Island, those who will come back will come back."
It shattered into tiny bits of starlight, but Yama Bodhi's voice still echoed on the side of Mount Buzhou. Wang Lingguan, who had defeated the powerful enemy, had solemn expression on his face.
After a while of ending plot, the whole movie comes to an end. In addition, in the end credits, there is also a welcome Easter egg part of "the next game will be released". Such big productions will continue to be released next year.
"Unbelievable. Unbelievable. It's true."
Even though he was about to see the Heavenly Master, Shangluo still couldn't believe what he saw in front of him.
After a short break, the cinema lights were turned on. The meeting was held directly in the screening room. It was a post-screening meeting. The leading actors entered from the side one by one, with Master Sa Tian walking at the front.
When he came in, he looked in the direction of Shangluo with a faint smile. The look in his eyes seemed to say: "Do you want to learn?"
Shangluo nodded repeatedly in that direction. Even Yanqiu doesn't care to read it anymore
"Borrow me for a moment." A burst of scent of pine waves floated in front of him - Shangluo, who was too excited, blocked the way out.
"Ah, sorry, sorry." Shangluo sat back, but the man next to him didn't seem to be in a hurry to leave.
"You seem to be familiar with the director? The director is looking here. Let me meet you. My name is Yanqiu." Bowing slightly to Shangluo, she walked out of the auditorium and walked towards the stage.
(End of chapter)
