"veterinary?"
"Yes, a professional veterinarian who specializes in treating large animals. He is nicknamed the Immortal Cow?"
"Immortal cow?"
"My surname is Niu. Whenever my cattle encounter me, whether they have diarrhea or foaming at the mouth, as long as they are in my hands, I guarantee that they will be alive and kicking." The cattle veterinarian straightened his chest under the dim light and looked at It feels very confident when I go up.
Yan Bugui and Yan Jie were speechless for a while. They could only say that doctors who treat people are known as Xinglin masters. They didn't expect that the veterinary profession also has titles.
The cattle veterinarian looked Yan Bugui and Yan Jiecheng up and down, nodded and said: "You two have suffered serious trauma. It's better to go to a big hospital for treatment quickly. Don't waste time with me, a veterinarian." As he spoke, he thought He closed the door and pushed hard twice, but the door didn't move. After a closer look, he realized that Yan Bugui's hands were tightly clenched on the door panel.
"Comrade, what are you doing?" The cattle veterinarian frowned. Yan Bugui said with a smile: "Comrade veterinarian, can you treat trauma?"
"Ahem, I see what you said. As an immortal cow, I usually treat cows' injuries. Whether it's a broken leg or a tail bitten off by a wild wolf, as long as I take action, I guarantee that the cow will be dead within a month. Can work in the fields." As he spoke, the cattle veterinarian pointed to the plaque hanging on the wall inside the house and said, "Did you see it? Those were given to me by fellow villagers to thank me for curing their cattle." Yan Bugui stuck his head in and saw the plaques. He couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "Miracle doctor, you are indeed a miracle doctor. Now I have a little question. Since you can treat big animals, right? Can you also treat people’s illnesses?”
"Of course, people are just animals." The cattle veterinarian said proudly, holding his arms in his arms.
"Hey, hey, why are you talking nonsense! How can a human be an animal?" Yan Bugui became anxious and interrupted him quickly.
The cattle veterinarian looked up at him and said sternly: "In my opinion, humans are worse than animals. Although animals cannot speak, as long as you give them enough forage, they will open their hooves and help you work hard. But what about people? No matter how nice you are to her, bringing her food and tea, washing her clothes and feet, and making her feel comfortable, just like the landlady before liberation, she will still look down on you and think you are a human being. He is a person who takes care of big animals, and his job is not as dignified as other workers."
"She also keeps looking for trouble for you, making you unable to eat well and sleep poorly. Do you think humans are inferior to animals?" As soon as Yan Bugui looked at the cattle veterinarian, something was wrong in his eyes, and he felt secretly in his heart. Thinking about it, this person seems to have been emotionally hurt!
No wonder there is so much cynicism. Of course, these have nothing to do with Yan Bugui. Yan Bugui is not a clerk in the street office and is not responsible for resolving family disputes. His most important task now is to treat the wound on his head.
At this time, due to the bumps for a while, the wound on the head was more serious. It was already cracked, and it would not take long for it to become inflamed.
Yan Bugui is an old teacher with a higher level of education than ordinary people, and he is also aware of the seriousness of the wounds on his head.
He covered the wound and said shakily: "Comrade veterinarian, can you help me treat the injury?" When the cattle veterinarian heard this, he immediately showed a disgusted expression: "Hey, you, this is really embarrassing to me. Well, you are human and can be treated at any hospital. I am a veterinarian and only treat animals.
"Yanbu Gui saw that the cattle veterinarian refused, and his face suddenly became very embarrassed. So he leaned close to the cattle veterinarian's ear and said: "Well... you must think that the family life is not harmonious. I forgot to introduce it just now. I still As a famous matchmaker, if you get divorced in the future and want to get married again, I can introduce you to a wife for free.
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"Oh, so good?
"The cattle veterinarian's eyes flickered a few times, and he seemed to be very interested in this matter. Seeing that there was something interesting, Yanbu Gui continued: "Of course, if you are willing, of course, the prerequisite is to help the two of us heal the wounds. In addition, part of the medical expenses must be reduced.
"The cattle veterinarian finally saw that Yan Bugui was a stingy man. He sighed inwardly that in order to save a little money, he would rather seek medical treatment from a veterinarian. This person is really stingy. However, if Yan Bugui, It was exactly what he had in mind. He did have the idea of divorcing his wife. At that time, he might really have to ask Yan Bugui for help and ask him to introduce a partner.
"Okay, it's okay to see a doctor, but we have to agree first. I only treat animals, not people. If something goes wrong, I won't be responsible!"
"Of course!" Seeing that Yan Bugui wanted to see a veterinarian, Yan Jiecheng became a little anxious. He grabbed Yan Bugui's hand and pulled him aside.
"Dad, this is a veterinarian. What should we do if he cures us two?" Yan Jiecheng was a little scared. He was still young and wanted to live a few more years!
Yan Bugui waved his hand with a look of disapproval: "Jie Cheng, you are young after all. Although the veterinarian made it clear that he will not be responsible if the treatment fails, we have a health bureau. No matter you, It's me, one of us is lying on the ground, how can he not pay thousands of dollars?" Hearing this, Yan Jiecheng wanted to cry without tears, and Yan Bugui came here to blackmail others.
But... don't tell me, this is a good idea. Yan Jiecheng was younger and his injuries were less serious than Yan Bugui's. Even if he was about to fall, Yan Bugui would fall first.
When the time comes, after getting that money, he will no longer worry about not getting a good wife. With this in mind, Yan Jiecheng nodded in agreement and followed Yan Bugui to the veterinarian.
Although cattle veterinarians are veterinarians, they treat wounds in almost the same way as animals and people. They all clean the wounds with alcohol first and then apply medicine.
Yan Bugui and Yan Jiecheng sat down and saw the cattle veterinarian coming with something wrapped in white cloth. They quickly closed their eyes and did not dare to look.
What the cattle veterinarian brought this time was a bit special. The cattle veterinarian wrapped the two people in white cloth, then tied three times with a rope, and tied the two people to the chair.
Seeing this scene, Yan Jiecheng was a little scared, and looked at the cattle veterinarian with wide eyes: "Comrade, comrade, why are they still tied up?" The cattle veterinarian was stunned for a moment, looked at them, then scratched his head and smiled awkwardly: "Oh, I've only treated animals before. You also know that animals are dishonest and like to kick people with their hooves. When treating their injuries, you have to help them first. Haha, I'm used to it. I'm used to it."
"Then please untie us now!" Yan Jiecheng was a little hurt from being tied up. He struggled twice but couldn't get away, and shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Don't make any noise, don't move, it will be fine soon!
shouted the cattle veterinarian with some annoyance.
“But I can’t breathe.
"Yan Jiecheng continued, his voice changing slightly.
"Wait a little longer and I'll untie you right away, please be patient!
shouted the cattle veterinarian impatiently.
"Why......
"Yan Jiecheng wanted to say something else, but suddenly he felt a sharp pain in his chest. He leaned back and fainted. The cattle veterinarian was frightened and turned pale: "Oh, why did you faint again? I haven't started yet!
"After that, the cattle veterinarian opened his white cloth and saw three long needles inside. He took out two of them, then took two long needles and inserted them into Yan Bugui's legs, one on the left and one on the right. , while stimulating the acupuncture points, he used acupuncture to disinfect them. After the acupuncture effect was achieved, he pulled out the needles and took out two boxes of golden sore medicine from the bag next to him. At this time, Yan Bugui's wound stopped bleeding. , the wound has begun to scar. Looking at the scarred skin, he nodded with satisfaction, and then began to cut Yan's wound into a leg and apply the golden sore medicine. After Yan Bugui's wound was covered with the golden sore medicine, the wound immediately began to Stop the bleeding. Yan Jiecheng has been in a coma and is unconscious. At this time, the cattle veterinarian began to treat Yan Jiecheng. This time he still used traditional Chinese medicine acupuncture. He sprinkled gold sores on the wound at regular intervals. After taking the medicine, he began to rub and press hard. After a while, Yan Jiecheng woke up and was surprised to see that the wounds on his body were much better.
"This, this is amazing. Comrade veterinarian, you are a miracle doctor."
"I don't want to be a miracle doctor, but my ancestor, Zengzenzeng, is the descendant of Mr. Hua Tuo. Although our family is not the inheritor, we have learned a few things." The cattle veterinarian said and stretched out his hand to Yan Bugui: " Old comrade, the total is five yuan, please give it to you."
"What, five yuan? We just agreed that I will help you introduce a partner, and you will help me..." Before Yan Bugui could finish his words, he was interrupted by the cattle veterinarian: "I want to You help me introduce a partner, but the average matchmaker gift in our market is only two pounds of fat. I have already deducted the money, and you still have to give me five yuan!" Five yuan is enough to see a doctor in the hospital. It just costs so much.
This is a black shop, absolutely a black shop! Yan Bugui gritted his teeth and said, "What if I don't give it to you?" The cattle veterinarian looked at Yan Bugui and was silent for a long time. Then he suddenly laughed twice and took out a dagger from the drawer: "I forgot to tell you. My grandfather was a good friend of Yanzi Li San. Although he didn't learn any real Kung Fu, he did learn a few tricks secretly. If you don't pay me, then I can only let you have a taste of what it means to be powerful! "Yan Bugui suddenly found himself in an embarrassing situation.
Even if they report it to the police station, if the veterinarian does treat them, they have to pay.
If they use force to deal with cattle veterinarians, they are no match for them. What a regret!
Yan Bugui had no choice but to grit his teeth and take out five yuan from his pocket and hand it to the cattle veterinarian.
"Don't ever ask me to introduce you to a wife again." The cow veterinarian took the money, put it in his pocket, and said coldly: "Old comrade, what people say is like a nail. If you dare to speak It doesn't count, then I don't mind using a hammer to knock out this nail of yours." Yan Bugui trembled with fright when he saw his fierce look, and quickly pulled Yan Jiecheng out of the veterinary shop.
It was cold and windy outside, and Yan Bugui felt angry in his heart. I originally thought I could save some money, but in the end I not only spent five yuan, but also got a lesson.
Yan Bugui was pushing his bicycle towards the courtyard. Yan Jiecheng quickly followed him and stopped him: "Dad, aren't we going to Liu Cheng's house?"
"If you don't want to go, how can we go if you look at us like this?" Yan Bugui pointed to the blood stains on his cotton-padded jacket.
Yan Jiecheng looked up and down. Although Yan Bugui's wound was much better, his face was still bruised and purple, and his hair was stuck to his scalp. He looked as embarrassed as he could.
And he himself wasn't much better, his arms were tied tightly. But... Yan Jiecheng suddenly burst into laughter.
"Dad, they say you are smart, but this time you are stupid."
"What do you mean?" Yan Bugui frowned. He couldn't bear to hear others calling him stupid. Yan Bugui is the smartest person in the courtyard, how can he be a fool?
Yan Jiecheng said slowly: "Dad, why were we injured?"
"Of course I fell. You were riding a bicycle accidentally and made me fall." Yan Bugui stared at Yan Jiecheng up and down: "Did you fall and break your head?" "
"Ahem, of course not." Yan Jiecheng chuckled: "You know this, I know it, but Liu Cheng doesn't know it." Yan Bugui's eyes widened when he heard this, and he pointed at Yan Jiecheng and said, "You, What do you mean, let us put the responsibility for the injury on Liu Yuhua?"
"Hahaha, Dad, you finally understand. Liu Yuhua beat us both up. As her father, does Liu Cheng have to express something?" Yan Jiecheng blinked.
Yan Bugui slapped his thigh hard and said with a smile: "Smart, really smart, Yan Jiecheng, you are my son, you can come up with such a clever trick!" After Yan Bugui made a simple calculation, he felt that Yan Jiecheng's idea was Totally doable.
Liu Yuhua had a bad temper, so it was reasonable to beat the two of them during the quarrel.
As Liu Yuhua's father, Liu Cheng would definitely feel guilty for their injuries. If done correctly, not only would he not have to say nice things to Liu Cheng or give gifts to Liu Cheng's house this time, Liu Cheng would have to teach Liu Yuhua a lesson.
It's hard to believe that the two of them could be a blessing in disguise. Feeling guilty, Liu Cheng might pay them some medical expenses.
Of course most people wouldn't, but Liu Cheng is the workshop director, with a monthly salary of more than 100 yuan, and occasionally gets the respect of the workshop workers. To Liu Cheng, this money is nothing.
After making up their mind, Yan Bugui and Yan Jiefang gave up the idea of returning to the courtyard, and pushed their bicycles to brave the cold and walked to Liu Cheng's house.
It was already evening when the two of them left the courtyard, and they spent some time at the veterinary shop. By the time they arrived outside Liu Cheng's courtyard, it was almost midnight.
The entire courtyard fell into silence, and the residents had already turned off the lights and went to bed. The two of them came outside Liu Cheng's house in disgrace.
"Bang, bang, bang!" Yan Jiecheng adjusted his mood and made his face look a little angry. He raised his fist and pounded the door hard.
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