It all happened so fast.
Everyone was talking about the greatness of Liu Haizhong, and no one noticed Jia Zhang.
Liu Haizhong was immersed in the praises of the residents and did not even see Jia Zhang.
By the time he saw it, it was already too late to hide.
He was knocked hard by Jia Zhang's brutal collision.
Jia Zhang was fat and strong, like an attacking wild boar, and her bangs were knocked backwards.
It would be okay if it was flat ground, but there happened to be a water tank behind it.
There was only a splash, and the water in the water tank splashed out. Liu Haizhong sat down in the water tank and could not get out again.
"Big guy, come and save me"
At first, everyone thought Liu Haizhong was pretending.
But after seeing him flopping in the water tank for a long time, he couldn't come out. Instead, his face turned red from holding back, and then he felt that things were getting difficult.
Li Aiguo, Xu Damao, Jia Dongxu and Wang Gangzhu, all the gay men stretched out their hands, grabbed the arm in the bangs, and pulled it out like a carrot.
"Ouch, no, it hurts, it hurts."
The results were unsatisfactory.
The water tank was almost lifted up, and the butt in the bangs seemed to be growing in the water tank, unable to move at all.
Liu Haizhong's work clothes were stuck to his body, and there were water droplets on his hair and eyebrows.
If you put a flower on your forehead, it will look like an aquatic plant.
What, there aren’t such big aquatic plants?
Forget it.
"Dad, what's wrong with you?"
Liu Guangqi heard the wailing in Liu Haizhong and ran out of the house with Liu Guangfu.
He turned on the flashlight and shined it on his butt amid his bangs.
hiss.
Hiss.
Hiss.
The onlookers gasped.
The water tank is an old-fashioned ceramic water tank with a big belly and a slightly constricted mouth.
Because the bangs are really too fat, the fat waist is just stuck in the mouth of the water tank, and it is stuck tightly without any gaps.
Li Aiguo walked around the water tank and scratched his head.
"Second uncle, why don't you stay here first, and after you lose seven or eight pounds, you can come out naturally."
"Patriotic, your second uncle is already like this, can we stop joking?"
As he spoke, Liu Haizhong's expression suddenly became strange, changing from red to green, and finally to purple.
It's like a traffic light.
"Medicine, medicine, medicine"
After shouting a few times at the top of his lungs, his bangs trembled and he timidly said, "Whose water tank is this?"
"Second uncle, he's from my family." Zhang Gangzhu raised his hand and smiled innocently.
His bangs trembled again, and his voice trembled: "What did you put in it?"
"Oh, it's nothing. They're just two eels given by relatives in the countryside. I plan to make soup for my wife to recuperate. I've been busy lately, so I haven't been able to take care of them."
"Eel!"
After listening to Zhang Gangzhu's words, Liu Haizhong's face turned green with fright, and he burst into tears at the top of his lungs.
"Quick, quick, get me out."
When the onlookers saw Liu Haizhong's appearance, they seemed to have thought of something, and they all covered their mouths and laughed.
Some little girls blushed and turned away coyly.
But this once-in-a-century spectacle was very attractive, so they quietly turned their heads.
Several young people who were originally prepared to come up to help retreated.
Even the instigator, Jia Zhang, thought of something terrible, and her eyes shone with light.
The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became weird.
Li Aiguo's eyes widened immediately, and he called him a good guy.
Unexpectedly, Liu Haizhong is still very good at playing at his age.
"Smash it, smash the water tank!"
"Get me out!"
"Liu Guangqi!"
Liu Haizhong seemed to be unable to endure the torture any longer and screamed loudly at Liu Guangqi.
Liu Guangqi picked up the bricks on the ground and was about to perform a Sima Guang smashing vat.
Brick flew into the air, but was caught by Zhang Gangzhu.
Zhang Gangzhu's eyes widened: "What do you mean, second uncle, my water tank provoked you?"
"No, I can't get out! Hiss" I felt a sour feeling in my bangs, and I couldn't help but suck.
"Did I invite you to sit in the water tank, or did my water tank take the initiative to sit on your ass?"
Zhang Gangzhu pointed at the water tank and said: "This is the only thought my father left for me. I plan to keep it as a family heirloom to be passed down. If you want to smash the water tank now, then I have to ask you to give it to me in person." Dad explains."
As he spoke, Zhang Gangzhu took out the butcher's knife and waved it twice in the air, making a whirring sound.
His wife, Wang Gangtie, also ran out of the house, holding a rolling pin in her hand.
"Who! Who! Who! Who wants to smash my water tank."
Seeing the two people working hard, Li Aiguo narrowed his eyes slightly.
What about an heirloom water tank? That’s pure bullshit.
He and Zhang Gangzhu bought this water tank from the grocery market under the overpass two years ago.
The total cost was only fifty cents.
The reason why the two of them were in trouble with Liu Haizhong was just because the two families refused to deal with each other.
Zhang Gangzhu's daughter-in-law, Wang Gangzhi, looks tall and thick.
When she first came to Siheyuan, the second aunt said behind her back that Wang Gangtang was unshaven, had a patch of heart hair on his chest, and spoke with a voice as loud as a broken gong. He was not a woman at all.
I don’t know how these words reached Zhang Gangzhu’s ears.
Zhang Gangzhu is a maniac who protects his wife, so he immediately went to the second aunt for comment.
As a result, Liu Haizhong and the second aunt teamed up to humiliate him.
When Wang Gangtang came back from get off work, he immediately picked up his belongings and rushed to Liu's house.
The two families started a fierce battle.
From then on, the relationship was broken.
Now seeing that the bangs are deflated, Zhang Gangzhu and his wife naturally want to add insult to injury.
The two men stood there as if they were menacing, and those residents who wanted to help also took a few steps back.
Liu Guangfu secretly tugged at the corner of Liu Guangtian's clothes: "Brother, dad can hold on, but don't be impulsive."
Liu Guangqi was convinced.
Under the dim light.
Seeing that there was no one to help him, Liu Haizhong squatted in the water tank, holding back the soreness and sobbing quietly.
It felt as if he had been ravaged by seven or eight strong men.
This drama was extremely exciting, but just letting him cry like this was not an option.
Besides, Liu Haizhong was on his side just now.
Li Aiguo thought for a moment, then stepped forward and looked at Zhang Gangzhu: "Brother Gangzhu, the second uncle already knows his mistake, so just show your respect."
"Of course, the water tank is a family heirloom. If it is damaged, you have to pay the price."
Li Aiguo looked at Liu Haizhong: "Second uncle, do you think Zhang Gangzhu's water tank is worth thirty yuan?"
At this time, Liu Haizhong felt that the thing was constantly pupating inside, maybe it would get into the intestines.
Let alone thirty yuan, even if it was three hundred yuan, he couldn't hesitate.
"It's worth it!"
He looked at Zhang Gangzhu with eyes full of expectation.
Zhang Gangzhu: "Okay, today for the sake of our patriotic brothers, I will bear the pain and give up my family's heirloom."
After saying that, he sighed: "Dad, in order to help the neighbors, my son has no choice but to feel sorry for you!"
Bangs:
Liu Guangqi:
Li Aiguo:
Yi Zhonghai:
Residents:
Everyone felt that they had seen the wrong person.
Zhang Gangzhu, a simple and honest butcher, has now become cunning.
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