"Crack-"
A piece of bird shit fell from the sky, and it hit Arataki Yidou's open mouth.
Arataki swallowed subconsciously, then smacked his lips in confusion, "What does it taste like? Why does it taste weird?"
Jiang Bai took a few steps back with a twisted expression.
"Old, old boss, is it bird poop?" A Shou stammered, pointing to the bird that had just flown by in the sky.
"What!!!"
Arataki's screams echoed throughout the forest, causing birds to fly away.
His face turned green, and he vomited wildly while holding on to the tree trunk. The super-large ghost bug took this opportunity to fly away.
"Ah! My ghost!"
Ichito Arataki, who vomited until his face turned pale, watched helplessly as his super-large kippama flew away. He stretched out a hand to try to save it, but the kidogome didn't even look back.
BGM sounded behind him, and sadness enveloped him. At this moment, life was extremely gloomy.
Jiang Bai feels that this person is really unlucky. One in ten thousand things like bird droppings falling into his mouth can happen. Moreover, the Eye of God has just been taken away, so don’t be depressed.
"Boss, boss, water!" Yuantai handed over the kettle.
"Oh oh oh." Arataki stood up, and the sad BGM that seemed to be substantial came to an abrupt end.
He rinsed his mouth with water, and then he felt that the smell of bird poop had faded away.
He held the kettle in one hand, a big hash mark appeared on his forehead, pointed at the damn bird in the sky and cursed:
"Damn Nine Tengu, damn birds! These feathered and flying things are all hateful! I want to eat grilled birds for lunch today!"
"Children, come on! Catch all the birds in this forest!"
"Okay! Boss!"
Genta and Mamoru quickly followed their boss's instructions, found a nearby big tree, and started climbing up.
"Boss, come and eat some sweets."
Jiang Bai stayed away from the pile of vomit, took out a sugar cube made with ten times sweet flowers, and tried to comfort his injured little heart.
Arataki glanced at the candy, took two and put them in his mouth. He bit down with his teeth and the candy quickly melted.
"Hiss~ Why do I feel a little pain in my tooth?"
"No matter what, make birdie!"
Arataki stood up, covered his puddle of vomit with dirt in a very ethical manner, and started climbing the tree to catch birds.
Jiang Bai stood under the tree, covering the sun with his hands, looking up at them climbing to a high place and carefully catching birds. He was so excited because he found a bird's nest, and his sadness just now seemed like an illusion.
He turned around to look for the large worm that had just flown away, and noticed that it had landed on a small tree.
Not long after, Arataki jumped out of the tree with some dead branches and leaves on his head and many bird eggs in his arms.
"Hahahaha! If you can't catch birds, it's not bad to dig out a few nests of eggs!"
"Hey, boss, I also touched two bird eggs." Yuantai took out two patterned bird eggs as if he was offering a treasure.
"Boss, I didn't catch a bird, but I caught a crystal butterfly!" Mamoru carefully held a beautiful purple crystal butterfly.
Arataki Yidou was in a very good mood, "Not bad, not bad, a great harvest!"
He was about to share the joy with the new couple, but he looked around and saw no one, "Where is Jiang Bai?"
"I'm here!" Jiang Bai walked out from a bunch of bushes, holding the big ghost pocket insect, "I found the ghost pocket insect that flew away."
"Hahahahaha! I am the luckiest person in the world!"
Arataki laughed very loudly, but the next second, he covered his mouth and glanced at the sky with lingering fear, for fear that another dead bird would poop in his mouth.
"In addition to the ghost bug, I also caught a big rabbit." Jiang Bai showed off and took out a hand behind his back, and it turned out to be a big rabbit with its ears held up.
Arataki Yidou and his two younger brothers took a sip of saliva.
"Let's go roast a rabbit!"
It was obviously impossible to fill up one large piece of cake. He had just fought a battle and consumed so much energy, so he continued to replenish his food.
A few people came to the wide small lake, lit a fire, and started processing rabbit fur. Arataki plunged into the lake and caught a big fish.
Smelling the aroma of fish and rabbit meat, several people were in a good mood, "This should be the best meal we have had in the past few days."
"Yes, it would be great if Sister Nin and Akira were here."
"I'll go back to the city after eating. I'll miss them."
Arataki was peeling roasted bird eggs. Suddenly he remembered something and looked at Jiang Bai, "Abai, you want that certificate, right? Let Aren help you forge one when you get back."
"Huh? Isn't this bad?"
Jiang Bai found that he had made a mistake.
This is just a joke. The Arataki faction is quite courageous and dares to do such things as forging certificates.
Arataki Yidou didn't take it seriously, "It's okay, no one knows what the certificate looks like anyway, just get it casually."
“Actually, it doesn’t matter if you don’t do it.”
Jiang Bai doesn't really need that certificate. He doesn't have anything to do with the shogunate, nor does he stay in Daozuma City. He wears Daozuma-style clothes. As long as he doesn't say anything, the soldiers really won't notice him.
Just like General Kujo didn't notice him just now.
"You'll know when you go back and ask A-Nin. I don't understand these things either."
"All right."
Jiang Bai felt that this A-nin might be the only reliable person in the entire Arataki sect.
It was already evening when we returned to Hanamiban, and Arataki Yidou led a few people straight to the Arataki faction's station.
Yes, the Arataki Sect has a station.
Although it is rented, it is not big, but it is enough for several people to live in their daily lives. There is even a room dedicated to working and discussing business.
Ever since Kuqi Shinobu joined the Arataki Faction, the Arataki Faction, a gang that looks like a playful gang, has started to engage in serious business, such as legal consultation, business negotiations, banquet consulting, clothing customization, and so on.
Not only that, but there are also various related professional certificates to support these businesses.
It also allowed the Arataki sect to go from being unable to make ends meet to the current good situation of renting a small residence and having no worries about food and drink.
Jiang Bai looked at the two-story building in front of him, and his eyes fell on the big signboard with the three characters "Arataki Sect" written on it at the door.
His first impression here was not that of a gangster, but of a serious shop.
"Boss, you are finally back!"
Kuki Shinobu, with a face armor and green hair tied back, was leaning against the door, speechlessly looking at the messy clothes that had not been changed in a few days and were stained with dust and grass clippings. .
Her eyes fell on Idou's neck, and she was not surprised to see that his divine eye was gone.
"I told you to give it to her directly, but you didn't listen and insisted on running out. Now you know."
They are just small people, they cannot disobey General Raiden's will, let alone the shogunate.
And it is even more impossible to resist the shogunate because of the Eye of God.
The Eye of God is just a tool, you can still live without it, which is why she handed it over when Kujo Sora came to persuade her.
Obviously, their boss is not so rational.
(End of chapter)
