Jiang Bai also learned more about the details of this martial arts meeting.
It is a martial arts competition. The contestants draw lots and compete one by one, advancing to the semi-finals, and then the finals. The winner will receive the prize, an unowned God's Eye.
The martial arts competition will be held for about three days. The first day is the promotion match, the second day is the semi-finals, and the last day is the finals.
Jiang Bai has no interest in participating in martial arts competitions. If he doesn't use elemental power, his martial arts is actually quite poor. He can't go three rounds in Hu Tao's hands, which is the advantage of his strength.
But strength is not always useful. If you encounter an opponent who can move a thousand pounds, you will lose even faster.
Jiang Bai took the bowl and put rice into his mouth, and took the time to give a thumbs up in the air, "Tomorrow the hall master and I will go cheer for you!"
"No!" Paimon and Sora glared at him with their hands on their hips.
"Since we are going to Inazuma by boat together, we are fighting to the death, how can you be lazy!"
Jiang Bai put down the bowl and performed a one-second fall to the ground for the two of them.
"Ah, I'm injured. What's wrong with my hands? Why can't I lift them up! My legs, I can't feel my legs! Oops, I'm terminally ill!"
Jiang Bai raised a finger tremblingly, "Master, remember to bury me in Tianheng Mountain. I will protect the Hall of Purity even if I die."
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How could there be such shameless people in the world?
You should pretend to be more realistic. One second you are putting rice in your mouth, and the next second you say you are going to die. Who would believe it?
Seeing Jiang Bai lying on the ground with his head tilted and pretending to be dead, Hu Tao lit a flame in his hand and smiled sadly:
"Don't worry, I will bury you properly. I will ensure that you are burned to ashes and not a single bone or residue will be seen."
Jiang Bai patted the ashes on his body, and Ma Liu got up from the ground and continued eating as if nothing had happened.
The corners of Paimon and Kong's mouths twitched, and they had a new understanding of Jiang Bai's shamelessness.
After Jiang Bai took the last bite of rice, he said seriously: "Well, I can't do nothing. I'll order a banner and put it up on the field, and write [The great hero who suppressed the devil, the invincible opponent in the world]" 】, I guarantee you will be the most beautiful kid on the field."
"No, no need!" Kong thought about the situation and quickly gave up the idea.
If this banner is pulled out, there will be no need to start the competition, and all the contestants will come to watch him.
"Do you think it's still too low-key? Then write it this way: everyone here is rubbish." Before Jiang Bai finished speaking, his mouth was covered by Kong.
"You can just watch from the sidelines. You don't have to do anything!"
Kong is really afraid of this guy. If this banner is pulled out, will he still dare to play?
I was afraid that I would be beaten by the crowd before I even got on the field.
"You're the one who's busy, wouldn't it be bad if I didn't do anything? Why don't I use a loudspeaker to cheer you on? I've already thought of the slogan." Jiang Bai got the advantage and behaved well.
Kong held him down with both hands, "Brother Jiang, you are my elder brother, just watch from the side, you don't have to do anything!"
"This is what you said!" Jiang Bai was satisfied.
As the saying goes, if you want to open a window, you have to advocate for tearing down the roof.
First tell him something that he can't accept, and he will naturally agree with your previous point of view.
Hu Tao rolled her eyes at Jiang Bai. She had already seen through this little trick.
She patted Sora on the shoulder and led them to the guest room.
"You guys should have a good rest in the Rebirth Hall tonight. The competition will begin tomorrow, so you have to recharge your batteries."
Seeing that they were all gone, Jiang Bai put the dishes and chopsticks into the lunch box, returned them to the kitchen, and went to find Zhongli on the way.
At this time, Li Zongyi had already returned, but he was not in his yard at this time, but in the big garden, feeding the red carp in the pond.
Retirement life is so comfortable. You can walk the birds, feed the fish, go shopping, and listen to the opera. It can be said in two words - leisurely.
He threw the fish food into the water, and the carp in the pond jumped up to grab the food, making a splash.
Jiang Bai glanced at the big fat fish in the water and came over, "Master, I'm feeding the fish."
"wake up?"
"Hmm, okay. I've just told you about the dirty statue of the reversed god. Master, what do you think?"
Zhongli thought for a moment and said: "Based on common sense, this matter is of great importance, so we need to consider it in the long term."
"How to plan for the long term?" Jiang Bai tilted his head.
He has smashed the idols, how can he plan for the long term?
"I don't know about that either. Maybe you should ask Wendy. After all, it's his statue." Zhongli said matter-of-factly.
Jiang Bai: "."
He finally understood that the old man didn't want to care at all!
Zhongli paused and then said: "The Abyss Cult has been around for a long time. I have retired. You young people need to worry about these things."
Jiang·Youngman·Bai: (_)
He held all the words in his stomach.
Retired people are awesome, they can be lazy and steal with such confidence.
Jiang Bai angrily pulled all the fish food in Zhongli's hand into the pond, then turned around and ran away.
Looking at Jiang Bai running so fast, Zhong Li smiled and shook his head.
"this kid"
He patted the crumbs on his hands and walked slowly back to his yard, hands behind his back.
After sleeping all day, Jiang Bai was completely sleepless at night.
After staring at the sky in his own yard for a while, he strolled around the Hall of Purity and then came to Hutao's yard.
He leaned forward and poked his head at the walnut window, "Master, are you asleep?"
Hu Tao was still asleep when she saw a familiar shadow appear on the window. She got out of bed and opened the window.
"What are you doing if you don't sleep at night?"
"Master, the moonlight is very beautiful tonight, come out and bask in the moonlight!"
Hutao poked his head out and took a look at the hook hanging in the sky, but he didn't see how beautiful the moonlight was.
It doesn't matter that the moon is small, but the key is that there are still many clouds in the sky. Half of the moon's body is hidden in the clouds, and the light is mostly covered by the clouds, making it extremely dim.
"I'll put on some clothes."
She yawned, took out a coat from the closet, put it on, and walked out in slippers.
The air on the roof was particularly comfortable. Jiang Bai sat on the roof and took out a guqin.
Hu Tao felt that this piano looked familiar, "Where did you get it?"
"Hehe, I just stole it from Master."
The corner of Hu Tao's mouth twitched, "The old man's things are very expensive, so don't break them."
"No, I'll just play with it and return it later."
Jiang Bai placed the guqin on his knees, used the wind element to stir up the breeze, blowing his hair and robes, and fiddled with them in a pretentious manner.
The moonlight is cold, the shadows of the trees are dancing, and a handsome young man is playing the piano on the roof.
If you don't take into account the sound produced by the guqin, it would be a chic and pretentious scene.
However, the notes that are completely out of tune do not bring a hint of romance at all, but appear very funny.
(End of chapter)
