Sun Shubo and Liang Shiguang ended up regretting it because of their greedy mouth.
Wang De gritted his teeth and said in the Tianwu Army that Sun Liang and Sun Liang were a thorn in his side. Anyone who dared to speak up for them would be in trouble with him.
The army also has military rules. Wang Deyong, the commander, can speak better than the officials in this three-thirds of an acre. If you are told to die, you will not want to live, and even living people can be killed by you.
Liang Shiguang was assigned to the gangtou army. He carried a large iron pot on his back every day, which was thick and heavy. He also had to have a ladle on his waist. Others carried one bag of rice while he carried three bags. If he couldn't eat the meat, he could cook it. If the porridge and rice are not as good as you like, you have to be scolded every day.
Sun Shubo was even worse. Liang Shiguang could still take the blame for it, but he carried a excrement spoon every day. The Tianwu Army excreted countless feces every day, but don't underestimate the latrines. If you are not careful, you can cause plague and the number of people in the battle will be considerable. horrible. ,
Moreover, excrement is not something that vegetable farmers use to water their fields. During sieges, this stuff is often stored on the city walls, and then other poisons, dirt, and other substances are added and boiled in iron pots. The cooked stuff is no longer called excrement. Feces, but called golden juice! The golden juice poured on the body along the city wall can cause skin ulcers at the least, or death from poisoning at worst. The power is quite terrifying.
Sun Shubo was not tall to begin with, but now he was carrying two buckets of excrement all day long, just like Wu Dalang. The stinky smell on his body made everyone afraid of gods and ghosts, and he didn't want to get into the crowd, so the two of them only occasionally Let's talk about it, needless to say the identities of these two marginalized people. Even if Wang Deyong let it go, no one would dare to interact with them.
On this day, Xia Song 'specifically' asked Zhao Zhen for an imperial edict, saying that he came to inspect the Tianwu and Pengri armies. Wu was a low-ranking man, and when he learned that he was attending the political affairs meeting to reward the troops, he wanted to do it.
Wang Deyong 'almost' became Xia Song's son-in-law. Xia Song's status was respected. Although his daughter was not very good, but which man didn't have three wives and four concubines? It's not the same to marry him home first, and then take in a few charming side wives to make up for the debt. .
It turned out that the marriage that the matchmaker had promised was going nowhere. This time when he learned that Xia Song was coming to inspect the Tianwu Army again, Wang Deyong was so excited that he led his army out for thirty miles just to give him a favor. It's enough for Xia Song's face.
Wang Deyong naively and with a good feeling about himself thought that Xia Song had betrayed him to a huge extent, and then wanted to give him the face of his future son-in-law, so he brought people to inspect it. This drama could really be performed. Bit!
After Xia Song returned to Bianjing, within a few days he heard various rumors in the Beijing circles about Wang De using the reputation of this romantic young man, and Zhao Zonge, who had been beheaded by Bao Zheng. These two people were full of evil. Specializing in harming women from good families, unscrupulous matchmakers like matchmakers have naturally increased this guy's worth. How could Xia Song be such a shrewd person and let his daughter suffer this fate.
If he knew how self-righteous Wang Deyong was, he would definitely laugh out loud. Today's inspection was only about Zhao Zhen's happiness and had nothing to do with Wang Deyong's eggs.
He had already inquired before he came. The two people Liang Chuan wanted were a cook and a dung picker. He didn't know where his brain was wrong. If he wanted these two people, they still had to do it, and no one else would be able to do it!
He didn't want to be indebted to others and go to the Privy Council to ask for someone, so he thought of a way. .
The Tianwu Army was hunting with banners. Wang Deyong ordered everyone to polish their armor to the point where it could be used as a bowl. Everyone worked hard and lined up in clear clothes and bright armor. The rare emperor's personal army polished the most majestic soldiers. One side was shown to Xia Song.
On the other hand, he ordered the gang leader army and the toilet cleaning team to hide the disgraced "marginal people" for me. If his Tianwu momentum was weakened for a while, Wang Deyong only said four words: I will kill you without mercy!
There have long been rumors in the Tianwu Army that Wang Deyong is the virtuous son-in-law appointed by Xia Xianggong. Now the father-in-law came to see his son-in-law's achievements. Who dared to ruin Wang Deyong's good deeds? They all opened their eyes and straightened their backs. They were afraid that Wang Deyong would be angry with a cucumber's ugly face, and he would use them to sacrifice the flag to show his military power!
Xia Song was stunned when he saw such a big formation. He subconsciously thought how did this kid know that he was going to come to 'trouble' him?
Xia Song led his men to inspect the three armies one by one. This time he touched the swords and guns, and there he tugged at the armor. From time to time he commented on the quality of the weapons and weapons, and then pointed out some shortcomings in the marching arrangement. The pawns who were pulled a few times all felt confident and full of honor.
In the past, the civil servants who came to the military camp did not understand the ways of marching and fighting, so they just said a few polite words in official language, and then ran faster than horses. I have long heard that Xia Xianggong is very strict in running the army in the Western Army, and he kills people at every turn to establish his authority. The Xianggong who was born in the army is really different. He speaks more professionally than their commander Wang, how can people be dissatisfied!
In the end, Xia Song's fat body even raised the crossbow and fired one or two arrows, which attracted cheers from the three armies and encouraged the whole army! This made Wang Deyong's face glow even more brightly, and he followed behind Xia Song and cheered continuously!
"My lord, you are mighty! You can secure the country even when you mount your horse, and you can govern the country even when you dismount. You are really a role model for our juniors. I have long wanted to go into battle to kill the enemy. However, the Western bandits fell apart so quickly under the direction of the lord's troops. It really makes the general feel sad." So sorry!"
"General Wang, there is no need to be humble. The young hero, General, is the young talent of our dynasty. The truth is that he came here with the holy will. Although the Western thieves are determined, Yiwu cannot be weakened! It's easy to go back after seeing the truth of what the general has done." Tell the Holy Spirit!"
Xia Song praised Wang Deyong all the time, which made Wang Deyong very happy, and all kinds of shameless words came out of his mouth. He said that his husband was wise and loyal to the king and the country, but Xia Song's skin was as thick as a wall. I also had goosebumps all over my body.
He is a person who likes routines, but such people often repel people of the same sex. Seeing Wang Deyong, he is even more grateful that he did not marry his daughter because of the title of his father Wang Chaolu. Now it is time to see Wang De use some psychology. No guilt at all.
In his opinion, today's military force has been put on a show by him, but it has no energy at all, and it is just a bunch of martial arts students who set up a temporary stage to sing. The Western Army can defeat these people even if they go into battle. !
Praise is flattery, let’s get down to business!
Xia Song was really going all out for Zhao Zhen's sexual happiness, and asked Wang Deyong in a low voice: "I feel a little uncomfortable going out today. Where is the toilet in your camp?"
Wang Deyong was stunned at first, and then he was overjoyed. Xia Song really took himself as his own. Otherwise, if this kind of thing was settled somewhere, it would be really unpleasant to spread the word!
Immediately, Wang De quickly pointed the direction to Xia Song, and Xia Song went to the toilet. Not long after, a strange scream came out.
Wang Deyong took a closer look and saw Xia Song sitting on the ground with a puddle of excrement splashing on her feet. A sergeant carrying excrement slumped on the ground in fear, and two excrement buckets were spinning on the ground.
Today, Wang Deyong had already confessed before leaving the camp that anyone who messed up his affairs would be killed. He thought that the whole army had gone out, and the princes would not come to this pit for convenience. It didn't matter, who I had just been walking well and there were no stones or weeds on the ground. Suddenly I tripped. When I looked back, I saw a fat man in purple robe!
It's over. .
Wang De knew how to handle things, so he immediately drove away the people around him! He helped Xia Song up like a mourning concubine, and immediately asked someone to drag the manure-carrying soldier down!
After a lot of effort, all the links were in place, but this shithole ruined my big business!
Wang Deyong wanted to kill someone but couldn't. He could only suppress the anger in his heart and forced Xia Song to stand up with a smile: "The last general deserves to die! The last general failed to manage the army well, and the subordinates rushed against the master..."
Xia Song waved his hand and said, "It's okay, find me a tent and I'll change my clothes. This..."
Wang Deyong gave himself a slap in the face and said: "See what I can do, hurry up..."
Xia Song comforted him and said, "It's okay, let me find a place quickly."
Xia Song was asking Wang Deyong in his heart, your grandma, if I hadn't committed such a despicable act for the sake of an important official matter, I wouldn't even want to clear my name. If you dare to spread the word to me, this matter will never end with you!
Wang Deyong asked people to clear out his big account and prepared a military uniform for Xia Song, which was more in line with the purpose of his coming to the military camp to reward the troops. On the other hand, he also strictly ordered everyone not to talk nonsense. If they heard Even if there is a hint of wind, he will be killed without mercy!
Wang Deyong immediately prepared a table of wine and food, all of which were good food bought from Bianjing City. He then took him to the camp's gang leader army to cook it himself, steamed a bowl of rice with chicken oil, and slaughtered a fat head. Sheep, and some tonics such as bird’s nest and white fungus can moisturize dryness! A few chickens were roasted, and they were full of almonds and hazelnuts. The smell was irresistible even outside the tent.
Xia Song had changed his clothes early, and his mood finally eased a lot when he saw the delicious food that the soldiers were moving into the camp. He stretched his hands. The military uniforms in the camp were all worn by thin men. When marching and fighting, they ate the same as cattle, and they had to train every day. It would be damning if there was a fat man. Xia Song raised his chopsticks and asked:
"All these dishes are cooked in the camp?"
"Exactly! Please try it, sir, to see if it suits your taste!"
Xia Song took a piece of almond and put it in his mouth and said: "I always eat and sleep with the soldiers in the army. I share the difficulty of marching. This time I have told you many times that you must eat some stove rice. You have won my heart." ah!"
Wang Deyong had good intentions. The whole table of dishes was not something you could find in the military camp. The only thing on the table was the bowl of millet rice, which was put on the table for show. It was steamed with chicken oil when cooking. Otherwise, he would have eaten it. Can't eat it!
Seeing Xia Song's big greasy mouth chewing non-stop, Wang Deyong cursed in his heart, eating and sleeping together, dogs can't even swallow the millet they eat outside. How can you, Xia Song, eat millet with such virtue?
The table full of hard food was completely wiped out by Xia Song. Wang Deyong was dumbfounded. Xia Song repeatedly claimed that the Tianwu Army had done a good job in the "warm army project" and that the logistics support was quite good. Only in this way can we build a victorious army and forget about the bad things that happened just now! Wang Deyong, who was on the sidelines, turned from anger to joy. The old man was finally taking care of himself!
Xia Song finally picked up the military bowl and started to eat the millet rice. The rice was moistened with chicken oil. It was simple but not simple. It left a mouth full of fragrance and full of taste! Wang Deyong saw that Xia Song was eating with enthusiasm, and his face was all smiles as he followed him.
Suddenly, Xia Song's face changed suddenly, as if he had eaten a mouthful of filthy feces. His face turned from red to blue. Wang Deyong was shocked when he saw it. He felt bitter in his heart and did not dare to say, what happened again!
I saw Xia Song vomiting the rice into his hand. A ball of corn was completely covered with blood. Wang Dewang almost burst into tears. These dogs and bastard gang leaders didn't wash the rice thoroughly. The rice was mixed with sand. !
Xia Song smashed the bowl on the table and slammed the door out of the house in anger! Wang De's eyes darkened and he fainted immediately!
Wang Deyong woke up, with concerned faces on both sides of his face, and just asked: "Where is Mr. Xia?"
"Leave early!"
Wang De said with severe pain in his chest: "Why don't you hold on tighter? How long have I been unconscious?"
The left and right didn't dare to say anything, so they just whispered: "This is Master Xia. I'm afraid he was really angry. In our Tianwu Army, we had people's feces and water splashed on us, and we ate sand in our meals, and almost broke our teeth." , His face along the way was uglier than the Lord of Hell, and he threatened to..."
Wang Deyong asked anxiously: "What do you want?"
The mute people on the left and right did not dare to speak nonsense, so Wang De punched the left and right people randomly: "Are you mute? Speak quickly!"
"Master Xia wants to go to court to speak to the general, saying that the general is not strict in his control!"
Wang Deyong was devastated. What was originally a good drama of fawning was completely ruined. The status of warriors was already low, so how could they withstand the impeachment of their close relatives?
The people on the left and right said: "General, we have kidnapped him, what should we do with him?"
Wang Deyong's eyes were bloodshot, and the veins on his forehead were almost bulging out. He said, "What the hell do you want to do with me? Take him out and chop him into pieces for me to feed to the pigs!"
The two unlucky men were pulled up and beaten half to death. When they saw Wang Deyong, they shouted: "General, spare your life, you are one of our own!"
After looking around, they all exited the tent. There was only one general left in the tent, and it was Wang Deyong's confidant. The confidant pointed at the gang leader and said: "General, this guy has committed a crime, but for the sake of the villain, . . ”
Wang Deyong took a look and realized that this was the case. This guy was his uncle. He usually idled around in Bianjing City and committed crimes all day long. He found a job and went to the Tianwu Army to get his pay. Firewood, rice, oil, and salt are not a small amount of money. Once your hands are covered with oil and water, you can still have a serious place to go. I don't want to get into this kind of thing!
There were many well-connected households in the Tianwu Army. I had even charged this kid two thousand dollars, so it would be unkind to kill him like this!
Looking at the dung picker again, before Wang Derong could say anything, he yelled to himself: "General, don't forget the villain, but my silver-haired girl is accompanying the general every night..."
Wang Deyong thought about it again. This guy gave his sister to him as a concubine and let him join the Tianwu Army to pick up manure. It was already a bit unfair to him. If he beheaded him again, how would he deal with Yinchuan later? That slut confessed. .
Thinking about it, it was a bit confusing. The army was full of connections. It was difficult to hit one and cut down that. Now he offended Xia Song. Wang De used grief and anger to express his feelings. Looking at the two people, it was difficult to do anything. The cronies could see that Wang De used his thoughts and said in his ear: "Sir, why don't you do something different!"
Wang De flashed his eyes and said: "What a way to connect two trees!"
The confidant said flatteringly: "Liang Shiguang is currently leading the army, and Sun Shubo is picking up manure. These two people have repeatedly opposed the general in the army. Why not push them out and chop them down? No one in the army dares to stand up for these two damn ghosts!" "
Wang De slapped his thigh and said, "Your mind is so quick, how could I have forgotten these two birdmen!"
In order to kill the chicken and respect the monkey, Wang Deyong first took the two people to the middle of the school field and tied them up. Liang Shiguang and Sun Shubo had already heard that Wang Deyong had collided with Xia Song today, in order to take out their anger on them. They were tied to the middle of the school ground without saying a word. They had known what would happen today, and they only wished they had not been with An Huang. He is as smart as an old ghost and can run faster.
"You have something to say today!"
"If you die, your ears will die. What can you say!"
It is really easy to kill or cripple a person in the army. With a little provocation, a single sentence can give the lieutenant in the army a reason to lie. At the least, it can be a military stick, or at worst, his head falls to the ground. The two of them have been in the army for many years and have long considered death as home. In addition, they have offended Wang De has used it many times, and there is nothing more to say.
The entire Tianwu Army was silent. Sure enough, everyone knew that someone was going to be unlucky this time, but Wang De was too harsh and directly pulled two people out to back them up. No one dared to fight for Liang and Sun!
Wang Deyong was very satisfied with the effect and snorted coldly: "You two are clashing with Mr. Xia. I will send you the heads first. I will make a decision after Mr. Xia reports it to the Holy One. Come on, give me a blow first." Fifty military sticks!”
