The year of great happiness is in Kwai Chou, at the beginning of late spring.
Kyoto, harem.
Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun stood nervously outside the house, walking back and forth. The two of them listened to the screams of the pregnant woman in the room, but could not do anything to help them and could only wait anxiously.
Duanlang sat there leisurely, sipping tea and eating snacks, enjoying himself.
"I said, can you two calm down for a while? You two have probably wiped the floors of my harem clean. Are you two competing for work with my hundreds of beautiful and lovely maids?
Let’s say it first, I won’t give you any salary increase!
And don’t you just have a baby? The Clay Bodhisattva had his fortune told, and both mother and son were safe and nothing happened. Besides, I have brought you all the best miraculous doctors in the Central Plains, but if it doesn't work, I don't even know what you are worried about when there is a master of medicine like me here.
Come, have some snacks, have a few drinks with me and chat. "
Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun looked at each other and laughed.
Duanlang's eyes darkened while he was eating snacks. He felt an ominous premonition in his heart. He raised his head and saw a fist as big as a sandbag hitting his head.
"boom!"
"Presumptuous! If you offend your Majesty, you two are going to rebel! I'm going to kill you nine tribes, ah! Don't slap me in the face!"
After a while.
"Wow!" A loud cry sounded from inside the house.
Bu Jingyun paused, grinned widely, grabbed Nie Feng, and said with great joy, "I have a child, I am a father, I am a father!"
Nie Feng was also extremely happy, and also grabbed Bu Jingyun: "I'm a father, I have a child, I have a child!"
The rough-skinned and fleshy Duan Lang, who was uninjured on the ground, fell into deep thought: "Are your children the same?"
"boom!"
"ah!"
After a while.
The midwife came out with a happy face.
"Congratulations to Master Yun, congratulations to Master Yun, Miss Kong Ci has given birth to a son!"
"Reward!" Duan Lang said grandly.
"Thank you, Supreme!"
When Bu Jingyun heard this, he hurriedly wanted to rush in.
"Hey, hey, you're a man, so you can't go in. I'll hold the baby for you when I get it clean." The midwife quickly stopped her.
Having been a midwife for more than thirty years, she naturally knows how anxious men are at this time. But if you rush in now, you may see some things and places you shouldn't see.
It would be fine if some men had special hobbies, but many would leave a shadow in their hearts and no longer want to be close to their wives from now on. Moreover, if the mother is weak now and rushes in rashly, she may catch cold.
Bu Jingyun paused, smiled slightly, and felt relieved.
He turned around, pulled Duan Lang up, drank tea, nodded, and drank two cups from time to time, feeling content.
He even started making sarcastic remarks.
"Oh, Nie Feng, why are you so anxious? Come, sit down, drink a cup of tea, and chat. Isn't there a master of medicine like Duan Lang here?"
Very good, Nie Feng became even more anxious.
"Wow!" Another loud cry sounded.
"Congratulations to Master Yun, congratulations to Master Yun, Miss Mingyue has given birth to a young master!" Another midwife came out, beaming with joy.
The midwife just now said that the Supreme Reward was a full five hundred taels of silver.
"Haha, reward!" Duan Lang said magnanimously.
Money is just a number to him. The only regret now is why no one gave birth to a daughter? You know, he still owes Ye Ye a lot of debt.
An adopted daughter can be considered a daughter, right?
If you have time, give them some aphrodisiac and let them have more babies!
Nie Feng finally relaxed, looked at each other with Bu Jingyun, sat down, and picked up the wine glass.
"Duanlang, we all have sons. It depends on your efforts in the future. Don't make us wait too long! Of course, it would be nice to have more daughters. I'm still waiting to be a foster father!" Nie Feng Xiaoyin said.
Breaking Waves:.
When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you.
"Duanlang, what's wrong with you? Are you okay? You see you have dozens of concubines in your harem, but you don't have a child yet. Could it be that you are not in good health? I have a nourishing prescription passed down by the Huo family at home, etc. I'll give you a refill in a few days.
If nothing else, it can at least extend your time from three breaths to half a quarter of an hour. "Bu Jingyun said with concern.
Duanlang suddenly became angry and said: "Impossible, nonsense! My body is as strong as an ox! I don't have children because Gu is too strong, and the bodies of those concubines cannot bear it!"
"Haha~"
"Ah! I'm going to fight the two traitors below you! Look at my eclipse sword skills!"
…
inside the house.
Bu Jingyun took his child, looked at it, and was stunned.
"What, what's going on?"
Duan Lang came over and took a look, and saw that the child was as dark as his parents, with wrinkled skin, and a little yellow in some places. What was strange was that there was a sword-shaped birthmark between the eyebrows, which was blood red, and even a little brilliance blended in from time to time. .
The midwife smiled happily and said: "Master Yun, your young master is born with a supernatural power. He is a god descending to earth, blessed by the emperor and heaven. He is so precious. In the future, he will definitely be crowned a prince and become a prime minister. He will be a first-class big shot."
Bu Jingyun was happy.
Nie Feng, who was in the delivery room next to him, also hurriedly came over with his baby in his arms.
"Duanlang, help me take care of this child."
Duanlang stepped forward and took a closer look. He found that the child had inherited the good looks of his parents, with snow-white skin and big eyes. He was very cute. Miraculously, there was a phoenix birthmark on his forehead, which was vivid and ready to fly.
Phoenix, sword? Duan Lang fell into deep thought.
It can't be such a coincidence, right?
…
In the evening, when he returned to the house, Duan Lang picked up his wine glass and thought about it, getting angrier and angrier. He was so handsome, so hard-working, and the most powerful person in the world. He also had beautiful hair. Why didn't he have any children?
And Bu Jingyun and Nie Feng only have one wife, and now they have children?
Yu Chuchu walked in, carrying a rosewood tray with some wooden signs on it. He walked to Duan Lang and knelt down respectfully, with his back straight and his calves tightly closed.
"Your Majesty, it's time to turn the tables. Which concubine will your Majesty invite to sleep with you tonight?"
Duanlang pondered for a moment and waved his hand: "What are you going to say? I will inform you that I will not go to court for the next three months. All matters, no matter how big or small, will be handed over to Prime Minister Li unless the enemy attacks me at the gate of Kyoto."
Then I called all the concubines to Chengen Palace and had them prepare meals and secret medicine every day.
I don’t believe it. I am the best swordsman in the world and I can’t give birth to a child! "
Yu Chuchu:
Foolish king!
"Oh, by the way, you will come with me then!" Duan Lang continued to give instructions.
Now Yu Chuchu is not only responsible for the supervision of the world, but also responsible for various matters in the palace. It can be said that he has a high position of power. Such a person is still a woman. If she doesn't get her and give him a child, Duan Lang won't be at ease.
As we all know, women who fall in love are blind.
Yu Chuchu's pretty face turned red, she was troubled for a moment, and then thought about it.
"yes!"
If you are not a close sister, you will be twice as happy!
…
One month later.
Royal study room.
When Li Deyu and Douya entered the door, they immediately saw Supreme sitting on the desk and napping with the little yellow cat. After not seeing him for just a month, this guy looked very haggard, and even his hair turned a few gray.
"Supreme, are you okay?" Douya asked with concern.
Now that the world is stable, the Great Le Dynasty is flourishing and prosperous according to Li Deyu's plan. But what worries everyone the most is that the Supreme has no children. If something happens to Duanlang, the imperial court will probably fall apart in a short period of time and there will be endless wars.
Duanlang yawned, and when he saw his subordinates, he laughed out loud and said happily: "Hehehehe, Prime Minister Li, General Dou, I have a child, I have a child! And there are several of them! Hehehehe."
When Li Deyu heard this, he was in a good mood: "Congratulations to your majesty, congratulations to your majesty. This is the blessing of the imperial court and the blessing of all the people."
Douya also hurriedly followed: "Your Majesty, may you be blessed with a long life and a hundred descendants. Our great happiness will be passed down to eternity."
"Hahaha! Okay, come on, reward me!" Duanlang suddenly became energetic.
How can you be sleepy when you show off?
Li Deyu and Li Deyu each held a blood bodhi, and their resentment of working without a break for three months immediately disappeared. It seems that the Supreme has not rested in the past three months, thank you for your hard work!
Then came Duanlang's performance moment, where she carefully described the concubine's behavior, her expectations for the child, and discussed naming her.
An hour later, Li Deyu finally retreated.
Rather than listening to His Majesty's nonsense, he felt more comfortable handling those matters by himself.
Douya was very patient, until three hours later, when it got dark, Duanlang yawned several times in succession.
"Oh, by the way, General Dou, why did you come to see me?"
The bean sprouts are also unsatisfactory.
As a subordinate, being able to discuss these trivial family matters with adults means that Jane is in the emperor's heart, and she will be able to brag to her subordinates when she returns in the future.
"Your Majesty, a hermit force suddenly appeared in the world these days, called Tianmen. According to the reports from those strange beast spies, this force is very strong, with as many as ten thousand people under its command, and there are also several peerless masters within the sect who call themselves For God.
Among the four gods are the Mother Goddess, Generals, Priests, and Calculators. There is also a powerful man who calls himself Heaven. It is said that he can resurrect the dead and has lived for thousands of years.
These days, they have been unscrupulous and domineering in the world, always looking for something. "
Duan Lang nodded: "Leave the martial arts matters to Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun, oh, and that Qin Shuang."
These two guys are so skilled. If they eat and drink from him every day, they must do something.
And after waiting for a while, Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun's children will also grow up. When the time comes, will he still be under someone else's care and be carried in the palace? As long as you go out, in order for your children to go to a good academy, receive guidance from famous teachers, study more, and read well, you have to buy a house near the academy.
There is also martial arts training for children, which requires secret medicine, weapons, armor, and war horses, which is a lot of money. There are also betrothal gifts for his son’s wife, money for his grandson’s education, martial arts training, and house money.
With their personalities, they would definitely be embarrassed to ask for it from themselves, so they just come to work to pay back the money.
happy.
"yes!"
…
Ten years later.
The inner world.
The little yellow cat writes and draws in the Book of Heaven in the Small World and continues to update his version.
[Meow Meow World online version 7.777777 released
1. Fixed the problem of repeated extreme weather, floods and other disasters due to errors in the world's underlying logic operations (Note: According to calculations, this kind of problem will theoretically repeat every once in a while, unless the world is reset and the underlying logic is modified, otherwise There is no fundamental solution.)
2. It is discovered that many creatures have the ability to predict the future inexplicably. The key is that if the bug cannot be found, then the only solution is to solve the problem by the person who found the bug.
New features, fuzzy memories, only when the future happens, these creatures will feel familiar, just like in a dream.
(Note: I am a very clever little cat.)
3. It is discovered that some ordinary people have powerful sensory abilities and can feel the gaze and malice of others. (This bug has little impact, and the fix may involve underlying logic. If the amount of changes is too large, it may also cause other problems, so it will not be modified for the time being.)
4. Fixed the bug where every birthday, the creature can make a wish by blowing out the candles.
5. Fixed the bug that holding an umbrella at home would reduce your luck and prevent you from growing taller.
6. Fixed the bug that black cats would reduce the luck of nearby creatures.
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for a long time
The little yellow cat opened his eyes and yawned.
It’s another day of hard work. It’s really hard work. I’ll reward myself with half a month of fun!
"Master Le, Master Le, let's see what's happening. Duan Lang is fighting with Bu Jingyun at the door. Whoever loses will marry his daughter to the other's son as his daughter-in-law." Ah Li took Master Le into her arms and walked out. run.
In the past two years, Bu Jingyun gave birth to another daughter, named Bu Ting. She is cute and well-behaved. She is often snatched by Mr. Le for candied haws, and she can cry for a long time at a time. But Duan Lang's daughter, named Duan Yu, is weird. Last time she even wanted to stuff her little feet into the little yellow cat's mouth.
The key was that she succeeded in the end!
The little yellow cat was furious and immediately went to the shit shoveler to ask for a debt so that he could have more daughters!
"Twenty-three Swords!" "Eclipse Sword Technique!"
The two people at the door were pecking each other, coming and going, and the children next to them clapped and cheered from time to time.
"Dad, come on!" "Dad, hit him, hit him!"
A quarter of an hour later, Bu Jingyun looked a little disgraced and said reproachfully to Duanlang: "I told you not to clean the square too clean. Why didn't you listen? Why is this place so slippery? What should I do if my child falls?"
Breaking Waves:.
Outside the palace, Qilin Academy.
This academy is famous all over the world because it has a unicorn. Students from the Central Plains and other strange people from all over the world gather here, and they are all proud to study and teach here.
One mile away from the academy, Nie Mansion.
Mingyue stood alone at the door, expressionless.
Since Duanlang asked Nie Feng to handle Jianghu affairs a few years ago, it was fine at first. However, after the Central Plains Weekly reported that Nie Feng and the Goddess had another woman: the second dream, her face became colder and colder. .
The eldest son Nie Zheng came behind him and shouted softly: "Mom, I've finished my homework. Can I go to the palace to play with Yu'er and Ting'er? We made an appointment a few days ago.
And I heard that Uncle Bu came back from his mission today and brought them a lot of delicious and fun things. I just went to take a look and will be back soon! "
"mother?"
"mother?"
After shouting three times and still not getting a reply, Nie Zheng suddenly understood. He quickly picked up the broom and started to help clean the inside and outside of the house. After a while, I have to do laundry and cook, and after I finish everything, I have to do extracurricular homework.
You must not allow your mother to get angry.
He knew that if he didn't do this now, he would be beaten soon.
Hey, it’s so hard to be a man!
Can't dad take him with him next time he goes out?
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(End of chapter)
