Fengxi Village.
"Ugh!" Duanlang came out of the woods, retching and doubting life.
He finally understood the concept of cooking skills that could allow Le Ye to awaken his instinctive talent.
As a human being, why can Youruo cook such unpalatable food?
What made Duan Lang even more depressed was that he originally came to make fun of Xiong Ba, but instead he was tricked by them.
Woohoo!
After being sad for a while, Duan Lang suddenly remembered something important. He felt so uncomfortable after eating it only once, but Na Xiongba and Qin Shuang had to eat it every day, and had to endure triple resistance from their stomachs, tongues, and spirits. They praised Nashao against their will. Not bad.
Isn't this worse?
whee!
This guy is just afraid of competition!
Thinking of this, Duan Lang suddenly felt very good. He raised his head, shouldered the Fire Lin Sword, and walked towards Bu Jingyun's house with steps that he did not recognize.
He ran quickly, it was not yet lunch time, and Kong Ci had served three hall masters for twenty years, so his cooking skills were naturally good. This time Bu Jingyun owed him a handful of blood bodhi, a small snack and a meal, and of course Gang Leader Duan ate it confidently.
suddenly.
In front of the path, two figures appeared. Wuming supported his direct disciple: Jian Chen, and the two slowly walked towards the village.
"Jianchen, are you okay?" Wuming asked with concern.
"Ahem, master, I'm fine. I'm sorry, but if it weren't for me, you wouldn't have missed the supreme martial arts of swordsmanship, and you might even have fallen into injustice." Jian Chen felt very guilty.
Why is he so stupid? He has been practicing swordsmanship for twenty years. He thought he could fight with anyone in the world, but now he can't beat anyone?
"It's okay. I have already sealed the sword. It's just a sword manual. Does it matter if I have it or not? Cherish the person in front of you and don't let yourself regret it. This is the most important thing." Wuming taught calmly.
As a master, the most important thing is to teach through words and deeds. Besides, so what if Po Jun learned how to return to the clan with ten thousand swords.
The Heavenly Sword is invincible!
"As you command!"
Duanlang stepped forward curiously and asked politely: "Old man Wuming, you actually lost the fight?"
nameless:......
"Presumptuous! Duan Lang, why do you call my master that way?" Jian Chen was furious.
Growing up, he grew up listening to the master's mythical stories told by his servants. In his mind, Wuming is the myth of martial arts, and invincibility is his belief.
He will never allow anyone in this world to slander Master!
Duan Lang raised his head and gave him a contemptuous look: "I can shout as much as I like, it's a one-on-one challenge! I'll give you three hundred moves! If I don't beat the shit out of you, you'll have done it this morning!"
"You!" Jian Chen was so angry that he vomited blood.
Every time he saw this guy's arrogance, he wanted to punch that bastard in the face.
"Duanlang, if nothing happens, I will take Jianchen back to heal his injuries." Wuming said calmly.
Feng Jian's temper has improved a lot over the years, but that doesn't mean he won't stand up if his apprentice is insulted.
"Hey, Wuming Senior, how did you lose? I think that although Po Jun is arrogant and arrogant, his strength is not inferior to yours. But he is impetuous, and although his sword is fierce, it should not be stable or fast enough.
Can such a person defeat you? Are you playing match-fixing? "Duan Lang couldn't believe it.
He is the wisest man in the world, but he can also make miscalculations?
nameless:......
"Are you talking nonsense? If I hadn't been accidentally captured by Jue Tian to blackmail my master, how could my master admit defeat and hand over the key to Wan Jian's return to the clan!" Jian Chen explained quickly.
"Oh?" Duan Lang understood.
A gentleman deceives others.
If someone threatens his closest friend Le Ye, haha...
"Senior Wuming, congratulations. I heard that you have been in the world for decades, killing all the masters in the world without losing a single defeat. The heroes are tied up, the sword is empty, and you are lonely and embarrassed. Now you finally got what you wanted and were defeated by your old enemy. You must now Are you happy?" Duan Lang asked with a smile.
"It's a pity that I don't have the opportunity to witness such a big scene. If someone challenges you next time, I will definitely go to the scene to congratulate you in person."
Nameless silence.
He finally understood how Nie Feng felt.
Looking at the smug and humble expression in front of him, even with his current Heavenly Sword realm, ripples appeared in his heart like a tidal wave.
"Duanlang, Wanjian Guizong is the supreme swordsmanship of my sword sect, and even I can't fathom its power. Now Pojun has returned to the command of Wujue Divine Palace. There is a high probability that Wanjian Guizong will be acquired by Juewushen .
Twenty years ago, although I defeated Jue Wushen, he naturally has full confidence when he sets foot on the world again. Now that he has Wan Jian and returns to his clan, he will definitely get involved in the Central Plains again.
In this way, I am his former enemy, you are the leader of the best gang in the world, and the Supreme, the three of us will naturally bear the brunt.
Moreover, this person named Jue Wushen is unscrupulous in doing things. He can do anything from poisoning, kidnapping relatives and friends to assassinating. From now on, you must be careful and don't fall into his hands.
If there are any drastic changes, come to Fengxi Village to find me. "Wuming still endured his depression and said with concern.
In his heart, the safety of the people of the world and the Central Plains is above all else.
Duan Lang fell into deep thought.
If Le Ye were here, he would probably reply: It won't do you any good to rush at everything!
"Thank you, senior." Duanlang cupped his hands.
Although he likes to surf, he can still distinguish between good and bad.
"It's a good idea! I hope that next time we meet again, we can have a drink and have a good chat." Wuming stepped forward, patted his shoulders twice, sighed, shook his head and left.
What an eventful time!
He was really tired of fighting for fame and fortune in this arena.
But what can we do if the tree wants to be still but the wind doesn’t stop?
"Senior, don't worry, even if I carry the world on my back and have to hold up Le Ye with one hand, I will still be invincible!" Duanlang Niu said proudly.
nameless:? ? ?
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The world will meet.
These days, the atmosphere has changed drastically. Everyone's hands and feet are very fast, wishing they could do two days' work in one day. Then at night, I admire the rising numbers of my tokens, and fall asleep peacefully with good expectations for the future.
It is so comfortable to live this kind of life where I can look forward to a better life at a glance. As long as you work hard, you will definitely get everything you want, so who won't work hard.
"Whoosh~"
There was a loud noise in the sky, and someone subconsciously looked up, only to see a white trace appear on the white clouds in the sky. Then they understood that it was the gang leader who should have been wandering outside and returned.
The guards at the foot of the mountain were a little envious.
"When can I become a gang leader, and then I don't have to work? I can get up when I want to, and I can't work if I don't want to work." Luo Changfeng said lazily.
The main reasons why people are divided into three, six and nine levels are one is the luck of reincarnation, and the other is that there are great differences in physical and mental states between people.
Some people see that they can exchange money for their hard work, so of course they race against time and start struggling. But Luo Changfeng saw that on the other hand, as long as he was on duty every day, his life seemed to be good, and there would be people to take care of him when he was too old to work.
What are those people working so hard for now? Isn’t it just that you can enjoy it when you are old? But the brocade clothes are worn, the linen clothes are also worn, the jade food is eaten, and the simple meals are also eaten. As long as you don't care about these and just start enjoying it in one step, wouldn't that be great?
Others don't know, but Luo Changfeng is very happy now.
Wangshan, the guard next to him, couldn't stand it: "Changfeng, you still want to compete with our gang leader? You don't even know what kind of strength the gang leader is, he can probably crush you with one finger.
Besides, look at the gang leader's unparalleled Qinggong. Even if he lets you fight, can you catch up?
I think you should work hard and make some money instead of supporting those ragged girls outside the city. Like me, calm down and find an honest woman to live your life with. "
Luo Changfeng waved his hand: "What do you know? Those girls are so pitiful, one by one, their father bets their mother, their sick brother is studying, and they are not familiar with it just now; their brothers and sisters all depend on her, and they have to pay back the money if their business fails. Her ex-husband's family Violence is better than gambling, and I have no income to take care of my children! I have no choice but to embark on a road of no return.
Was I spending money indiscriminately? He is acting chivalrously and righteously, eradicating violence and bringing peace to the people! Besides, those girls earn real hard-earned money, and I won’t allow you to insult them! "
Mount Hope:......
Seeing that his companion was impressed by his justice, Luo Changfeng continued: "Furthermore, the gang leader's Qing Gong is indeed one of the best in the world, but in fact, his Qing Gong has a weakness, for example, it is not as good as mine in one aspect."
"Which aspect?" Wangshan asked curiously.
"Falling at high speed at high altitude, he is not as good as me. I didn't even gasp after landing!" Luo Changfeng said harshly.
Mount Hope:......
Are you not panting, or can't you breathe?
"Report, the patrol guard found the envoy of Wujue Shrine thirty miles away, and he asked to meet the gang leader and deliver the invitation."
Each of these patrol guards is more dedicated than the last. In the past, they only patrolled ten miles away from the Tianxiahui, and sometimes there were not many patrols in the club. Now they patrol thirty miles away.
"Wujue Shrine? Invitation?" Wangshan was startled.
"yes!"
"Ask them to wait while I go up the mountain to report." Wangshan said quickly.
After saying that, he asked Luo Changfeng to continue guarding and hurriedly walked up the mountain.
Since the arrival of Li Deyu, the new manager of the Tianxiahui, many changes have been made to the upper and lower systems of the meeting. For example, everything must be reported to each level, and most matters can be decided by the heads of each department.
Otherwise, as before, everything is decided by the gang leader, no matter how big or small. Then rebuilding a toilet will probably take half a year.
…
At the top of the mountain, Zhongyi Hall.
Le Ye was lying lazily on the dragon chair, while Ah Li and Xiao Min were busy serving him, and from time to time they would give themselves a pat on the plush, cute little yellow cat as a reward.
Duanlang stood below with his hands behind his back.
"Your name is Juetian?"
Jue Tian, with red lips and white teeth, was gentle and elegant, and said respectfully: "Exactly. My father sent me here for two things: First: the Spring Festival at the end of the year, the world is celebrating. On this occasion of the Spring Festival, the Supreme Being feels that his virtue is not enough, and is about to meditate in Wu Jue The Lord of the Shrine, please invite the leader of the Duan Gang to participate in the new emperor's coronation celebration when the time comes.
Second: On that day, my father Jue Wushen will have a decisive battle with the Central Plains Wulin Shinhwa. This battle will also determine the ownership of the world.
Wuming wins, my Wujue Palace returns to Japan, and never sets foot in the Central Plains again. If my father wins, all the sects and sects in the world will prosper if they follow me, and those who go against me will perish. "
Juetian said these words very calmly and politely from beginning to end, but the pride in his heart was unabashedly released.
Obviously, in his opinion, after this battle, there will only be one voice in the Central Plains.
"Fight to be number one in the world?" Duan Lang became interested.
Of course I should go to such a fun thing!
"Meow meow~"
Xiao Huangmao participated enthusiastically.
These days, he has designed a gang management system based on his experience as a senior programmer and his infinite wisdom. But when you actually implement it, you will find many strange problems.
For example: some people deliberately mess things up while working, like Luo Changfeng. As a guard, the basis for detecting and judging his normal work is that he is on duty near the city gate.
But that guy was on duty. He had to urinate twenty times a day. He also squatted in a pit, sat and rested. An hour before he got off duty, he discussed with his companions what to eat.
Under such circumstances, his contribution is the same as that of normal people working. Is it reasonable?
But how to judge whether a person is on duty normally? You can't limit how many times people can pee a day, right? After all, people's physiques cannot be generalized, and people have three urgent needs, which sometimes can't be tolerated.
Make the cat bald.
And that Yu Chuchu, as an intelligence spy and supervisor, this guy has a higher degree of freedom and greater authority.
But she didn't check the bills of each department, nor did she pay attention to the people the responsible persons contacted, what they did, and what they often did. Instead, he had dinners and parties with the wives and concubines of the responsible persons, gossiped, and caught up with others. He could send 800 pieces of information a day and earn contributions.
The worst thing is Duanlang, the shit shoveler. As the leader of a gang, this guy doesn't feel comfortable being a mascot at home and contributing to the propagation of the shit shovel clan. He runs around all day long and doesn't do any serious work.
The contribution value was gone. In a short period of time, except for the one who scolded the gang leader, he was already ranked second in the world in terms of negative contribution value.
But he is the gang leader, who can punish him?
Alas, all these burdens suddenly fell on his young body, which really made things difficult for him.
Now that it's all right, Li Deyu just happened to come over. This person has extremely good abilities. Miao Le simply made a hole in his token so that he could make relevant decisions and modifications regarding various positions and contribution value acquisition issues.
For example, Luo Changfeng can only get the lowest contribution value. As for Yu Chuchu's father, who never rests like an old cow all day long and keeps making swords, he can get the highest contribution value.
Hands down the shopkeeper, perfect!
After a few decades, when this set of programs is successfully operated, the little yellow cat can use the highest-level skills of senior programmers: copy and paste, and save these things for later use.
Feel comfortable!
Li Deyu:? ? ?
…
"Whoosh!"
One person and one cat stayed in the gang for a short while, using their Qinggong skills, and disappeared immediately.
When it comes to chasing the enemy fiercely, one person and one cat are never weaker than others. This is the brave man who is fearless!
Cat: Junk program, even dogs don’t write it!
Duanlang: Management gang? The dog doesn’t care!
After a while.
Douya came in with a lot of information.
"Gang leader, are you sure you want to go to the palace to see the Supreme? Then the specification for our carriage envoy is to use a first-grade officer or a prince?"
"Hey, where's the gang leader?"
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