It was fine when I arrived, but I came back defeated. Yang Guang sat upright in his car, feeling depressed.
As a king, one must not change color even if the mountain collapses before him, otherwise he will lose his majesty in front of his subordinates and let others see through his true and false self.
The military camp was bustling with activity. Most of the people here had escaped death and were fished out of the water by the Song family, and they were rejoicing.
Others were lucky enough to rob houses of wealthy people in Pyongyang and earn a lot of money. I even heard that some lonely brothers paid a settlement fee directly to the Song family and went to live in Lingnan.
The Great Sui Dynasty is a miserable place. If you want them to sacrifice their lives, you might as well even sacrifice their lives for them.
Yang Guang stood up and stood at the door of the carriage, looking in the direction of the military camp in the distance, his expression even more depressed. Why are they so happy when they return home after losing the battle?
Don’t they have any self-respect?
"Bang!" Fireworks were actually set off on the Korean side. What to put? So many people have died, so what are you happy about?
Rubbish!
"Your Majesty, are you okay?" Yuwen Chengdu saw that His Majesty looked strange and stepped forward to ask with concern. You can go home to eat, drink and have fun soon. Why isn't Your Majesty still happy?
Yang Guang looked back at his most loyal subordinate, his face expressionless. At this moment, he suddenly understood something: people's joys and sorrows are not the same.
"Chengdu, why do you think we lost this time?" Yang Guang asked directly. Yuwen Chengdu was stunned, hesitated for a moment, and hesitated.
Even if he is a warrior, he knows who is responsible. If His Majesty hadn't always asked the Korean side to surrender and rest, he would have returned home in triumph and explained to his wife in simple terms the heroic demeanor of her husband in this battle.
But to be honest, he was afraid of being chopped.
"A humble minister is a warrior and has no experience in military affairs." Yang Guang was a little disappointed. After summing up for a long time after the war, he came to the conclusion that the main reason for losing this battle was that the sergeants and generals were too useless.
The small cities of Liaodong and Pyongyang can actually block his army of millions. If you tell me this, you will be laughed at forever.
Of course, it may have something to do with the fact that he repeatedly asked Goryeo to surrender. But when he is outside, military orders are not obeyed.
Those people are all veterans, can't this be flexible? waste!
"Wow!" The gorgeous fireworks on the Korean side are still going on. Yang Guangda was furious as he kicked the door aside.
"boom!"
"The thousands of troops of the Great Sui Dynasty can move mountains and reclaim seas with ease. Goryeo, a small captive in a small country, dares to insult our country, the Sui Dynasty. It is an unpardonable crime. I have decided to continue to march north next year and conquer personally. Completely conquer Goryeo and defeat them in one fell swoop!" Yuwen Chengdu:?
? ? It’s not over, right?
"Your Majesty, I wonder what the important matter is for summoning the minister?" Pei Ju came in and bowed respectfully and asked.
"Haha, Aiqing, you are finally here, come on, come on, last time I told you when you can become a grandmaster, do you have any ideas?" Yang Guang said happily.
Pei Ju fell into deep thought. It’s not over, right? You are addicted to women every day, don’t practice martial arts very much, and still want to become a great master. Don’t you have some competition in your mind?
"Ai Qing?" Yang Guang was confused. Pei Ju thought for a long time and racked his brains. Finally, his eyes lit up and he came up with a good way to deal with it.
"Your Majesty, if you want to become a great master, talent, talent, secret medicine, hard work, and peerless skills are all indispensable. As the emperor, you are like a man of heaven, and your talent and talent are naturally unparalleled. As for hard work, Your Majesty, After dealing with government affairs day by day for several years, he has learned the art of perseverance. The only thing missing is the peerless skill." Yang Guang was startled: "Pei Qing's family, why did I hear that the sword Song Que practiced that day was an ordinary sword? I tried hundreds of sword techniques and finally had an epiphany. Moreover, the great master of Goryeo, Fu Cailin, seemed to have gathered the strengths of others and created his own Nine Mysteries Technique and Yi Sword Technique?" Pei Ju nodded: "Your Majesty, everyone has his own destiny. Song Que and Fu Cailin have practiced hard since they were young. Although you are now in your prime, you have missed the best age for practicing. If you look for an ordinary skill to practice, you will only achieve twice the result with half the effort, or even no results. But It's different if you practice peerless magical skills. It can turn the impossible into possible, and even allow you to achieve skills that shock the past and the present in a short period of time. Even if you reach the legendary realm in the world: shattering the void, becoming an immortal and becoming a god, it is still unknown."
"Oh? Pei Qing's family, teach me quickly!" Yang Guang was a little excited. Only through this experience did he truly see what it meant to be a great master.
Wherever the Song family fleet goes, that is the temporary territory of the Song family. How domineering must this be? There is also Song Yuzhi, with a sword in his hand, standing across the sky, invincible.
"Your Majesty, there are no ministers." Pei Ju said helplessly. If he has, he has practiced it, and he is still standing here?
He went directly to Emperor Ta Peak of Cihang Jingzhai and told the old nuns: Your grandfather is back!
"Where is it? Tell me and I will send someone to get it!" Yang Guang said confidently. Although the Sui Dynasty lost a battle, it was still the most powerful country in the world. There was so much food in the granaries that even if the people stayed at home and did not farm, they could still eat for three years.
He just wants a skill, who dares not to give him this supreme face? Pei Ju said slowly: "Speaking of unparalleled magical skills, there is no one better than the four great martial arts books; "The Illustrated Book of the God of War", "Secret of Immortality", "Heavenly Demon Strategy" and "Cihang Sword Code". Among them, the Illustrated Book of the God of War is illusory and cannot be seen except by those who are destined to do so. . But the next three unparalleled martial arts are said to have been created by studying the War God's Illustrated Records. Among them, Tian Mo Ce is the fundamental martial arts of the Demon Sect. However, since the change of the Demon Sect a hundred years ago, Tian Mo Ce has been divided into ten. The demon sects are all hidden so deeply that they don’t even know who their successors are. It’s as difficult as going to heaven to gather them all. Practice may also cause your majesty to have some untimely changes. "Cihang Sword Manual" is a sacred place of Buddhism Cihang Jingzhai inherited martial arts, but there seemed to be some problems with this martial arts. After the Taoist Grand Master Ning Daoqi was invited to watch, he was addicted to it and could not extricate himself. In the end, he had to do many things for Cihang Jingzhai that went against the wishes of the great master. There is only one longevity secret, which was created by the ancient god Guangchengzi. It appeared briefly in Jiangdu more than ten years ago. It is most likely that it was secretly hidden by a master and studied hard. And this martial arts is said to be the best in the world. Change has all kinds of incredible magical effects. As the name suggests, it can keep your majesty energetic, even for a long time."
"Secret of Immortality, Jiangdu? Energy? Immortality and long-term vision!" Yang Guang's eyes became brighter and brighter. As a man, and a rich man.
Although it is said that one is established at thirty, what is established is a career, not anything else. After turning thirty, he could clearly feel that his body was deteriorating.
As a man, when you are young, you will make some childish promises, such as I will make you unable to get out of bed, I will fuck you all night, I will kill you.
Generally speaking, the words of a man of his age are close to reality: he may not be in a good state today. I owe you once.
Don't touch it, I'm tired. During the war in the north and south, General Yang Su always said to him: "You think women are interesting now because you haven't reached the realm yet. When you get to my age, you will know that many things are much more fun than women." As a result, Only when he reached this age did he realize that he was impotent.
Even now, only by taking some strong tonic medicine can he briefly regain the feeling of youth again, and be in awe when he sees a beautiful woman.
...for a long while.
"Your Majesty, I wonder what the important matter is for summoning the minister?" Yu Wenhuaji, who was responsible for guarding the king, entered the palace and asked respectfully.
"Two things: First: The Secret of Immortality appeared briefly near Jiangdu more than ten years ago, and your Yuwen family has been operating in Jiangdu for a long time. I will give you one year to find it and bring it back to me. Second thing: The Secret of Immortality is written in ancient Chinese literature. Immediately summon all the literary masters in Jiangdu to help me decipher the mystery of this magical skill." Yang Guang gave a direct order.
"Yes!" Both of them were very confident about whether they could find this magical skill. The Yuwen family has been operating in Jiangdu for hundreds of years. They have people in pawn shops, brothels, gambling houses, taverns, academies and even beggars.
As long as that thing appears, there will be all kinds of clues. And if it is obtained by those people, that person will definitely behave abnormally in recent years.
As for being used as a tablecloth by an illiterate person, that is even more impossible. Those Kuhaha didn't even have enough to eat, and when they found out that the secret book was likely to change hands, they sold it to a pawn shop.
Therefore, those who can obtain this longevity secret must be literate and have a considerable net worth. The poor are poor in literature and rich in martial arts, and people without money cannot afford to practice kung fu.
...Song family fleet. Song Yuzhi and the little yellow cat were lying on the bed side by side, legs crossed, "Cihang Sword Code" and "Reborn as a cat, my shit shovel is the great master".
One person and one cat watched with great interest.
"Bah~" The various delicacies arranged around them were automatically peeled and peeled, and flew into the mouths of the two of them. The remaining husks are directly turned into fly ash, which floats out of the window and is scattered into the sea. It is environmentally friendly and hygienic and does not require cleaning.
After a while, the girl casually threw away the book in her hand. She also threw away the book that was turning pages automatically and flying in front of the little yellow cat. Then she held the little yellow cat in her arms and they kissed her.
mua. The little yellow cat looked disgusted, raised his paw, and pushed away.
"Meow!" [Disgusting! 】
"Okay, Mr. Le, you're changing so fast. Last night you helped you take a bath and you called me Xiao Tiantian. Today you think I'm disgusting, so I'm going to kiss you, Muamuamu!" Song Yuzhi was furious.
for a long time. The little yellow cat's eyes were wide open and dull, its limbs were spread out, and the hair on its body was covered with unknown liquid.
This cat is not clean anymore! Song Yuzhi smiled proudly, took out the brocade handkerchief from his arms, and began to wipe it slowly.
"Master Le, you will be my cat from now on. From now on, you must stick to the cat lane and stay away from other women! If I find any clues, hum, I will, I will..." After thinking for a long time, the girl I didn’t come up with any good ideas for punishment.
After all, Le Ye is a cat and has no shame. People don't care about pictures of me without clothes. My only hobby seems to be to wash my feet with myself.
From now on, not letting Le Ye lick his little feet doesn't seem to be a threat to him. worry!
"Hey, Mr. Le, where did you pick up this Cihang Sword Code? It's mysterious, but I always seem to have some problems when reading it." Song Yuzhi suddenly asked.
A girl's thoughts are like the weather, changing to clear weather in a blink of an eye. The little yellow cat turned around and continued reading, facing her with his butt.
Humph, there are always unscrupulous people who want to have me all to themselves! My useless charm that has nowhere to go! When Song Yuzhi saw that Le Ye was ignoring her, Song Yuzhi rolled his dark eyes and hurriedly ran to the little yellow cat, squatted down, put his hands on the oval face, and smiled like a flower, so cute.
"Le... Master, just tell me!" The girl said coquettishly and gracefully.
"Meow!" The little yellow cat was not moved at all, and even wanted to laugh. This little clip also wants to mess with my Taoist mind?
After acting coquettishly for a while, she saw that Mr. Le still ignored her. The girl was distressed and sighed.
"Hey, it's so windy on the sea and the sky is so blue. I want to go out and wash my little feet. But there are so many big fish around the boat, I'm a little scared!"
"Whoosh!" The little yellow cat appeared above her head. 【Walk! 】
"Hehe~" A small boat floated under the giant ship. The girl took off her white shoes and socks, and stretched out her white, tender and round feet, which could be broken by a blow, and were as delicate as snow, paddling back and forth in the water.
"Wow~" The little yellow cat was very unhappy and reluctantly let its little feet rub against itself. Alas, life is difficult for cats.
Poof!
"Master Le, although this Cihang Sword Manual is known as the Four Wonderful Books of the Martial Arts, it is a bit strange to me no matter how I look at it. According to my understanding of the zhenqi meridians, the greatest effectiveness of this martial arts seems to be two: first: using A large amount of true energy nourishes the body, so as long as the master of martial arts is successful, he must have an extraordinary appearance and posture. Second: The visualization spirit can be cultivated to the state of clear sword heart. Not only will the temperament be like that of a fairy, but also Aim to become proficient in any sword technique as soon as you learn it. But didn’t dad say that the key to martial arts is mastery rather than mastery? What’s the point of learning so many sword techniques? And the most powerful thing about the sword’s clear mind is that it can feel other people’s thoughts. But This seems to be of no use in battle. You must know that if warriors fight in the same situation, dozens or hundreds of moves will change in an instant. They rely more on body and instinctive reactions, and sensing is too late." Song Yuzhi Xiaoxiao My head is full of confusion, and I always feel that these four great books are not worthy of their name.
The little yellow cat grinned: "Meow!" [What do you know? The founder of Cihang Jingzhai has understood the true meaning of the world: men conquer the world through force, and women conquer the world through conquering men.
If I hadn't been here back then, your father wouldn't be marrying your mother now! 】Song Yuzhi was stunned for a moment, thought carefully, and after a long time, he suddenly realized.
This kung fu seemed to be particularly effective in dealing with men. Speaking of which, she really wanted to see it to see if the skin of those fairies was as good as hers.
She has been practicing the strangely named technique with Le Ye since she was a child. Not only is she now hairless, the pores on her skin even seem to be gradually disappearing.
What she is most worried about now is that if she continues, her vagina will be gone. How will she pee then?
Little Yellow Cat: ...The brain circuit of a spiritual girl is different from that of ordinary people.
