Imperial Palace, Ouchi.
At the entrance of the imperial study, Zhu Wuwu and Cao Zhengchun were standing side by side guarding each other. Officials coming in and out from time to time greeted the two.
"Shenhou, Eunuch Cao."
"Eunuch Cao, the Marquis of God."
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Cao Zhengchun was in a good mood and was always smiling. The once aloof and arrogant Tiedan Shenhou is now guarding the gate with him, and he keeps a straight face. Doesn't this make him happy?
Occasionally, he would feel better if he occasionally collected some banknotes that officials secretly stuffed into his sleeves with their superb skills in order to find out information.
Zhu Wuyi stood aside with his hands behind his hands, not wanting to say a word.
The emperor was rampaging across the rivers and lakes with a knife, and his force was extremely high. He was afraid that he would assassinate him, so he summoned him to the palace to protect him. In this case, he had no reason to refuse at all.
But what is his identity? The emperor's majestic uncle, the former emperor gave him an iron certificate of elixirs and a sword to establish the Dragon Guard Villa, but he was asked to be a guard?
Does this righteous person understand what loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness are?
presumptuous!
After a whole day of official work, it only took Zhengde three hours to complete the review. He said one sentence during the whole process: let my bachelors decide for themselves what they want from me!
Zhu ignored:......
As a member of the royal family, he really couldn't stand such a guy becoming the emperor. Why should he? Apart from good luck and a good pregnancy, to be honest, in his eyes, this emperor was useless.
Oh, no, the prince is about to be born. This is an advantage of the stability of the country.
After lunch, Zhengde began his most serious and diligent work of the day.
"My beloved concubine, don't run away. Slow down. When I catch you, I will have sex with you!"
"Wow, my beloved, why are your pecs so exaggerated? I'm so depressed that I can't breathe!"
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Standing outside the door, veins gradually appeared on Zhu Wu's forehead, and it was obvious that his anger level had been increasing sharply.
Cao Zhengchun smiled and said: "Shenhou, I think you don't seem to be in a good mood. Could it be that the emperor asked you, the dignified and iron-gallant god, to come and protect him personally? It's a shame. I still feel that the emperor is not worthy of you, the 'iron-gallant god', who is the number one in the world." Where’s the expert guard?”
Zhu Wuying glanced at him and said calmly: "I'm fine."
Cao Zhengchun happily stretched out his orchid finger: "Oh, Lord Shen, it seems that the person who caused all this is your second disciple, Gui Hai Yi Dao. He, don't tell me, not only can he be a man, but he has also practiced sword skills. To a place where ghosts and gods are unpredictable.
Zhengchun has always heard that this sword and Shenhou you are like father and son. Now you see that his martial arts has improved greatly and he is famous in the huge world. You must be very happy, right?
Hehe~"
As he spoke, Cao Zhengchun finally couldn't help laughing.
Zhu Wuwen turned around and took a deep look at him: "Eunuch Cao, you are joking. As a parent, who doesn't want their children to live well?
I am very sad that Yidao did this, but for the sake of national law, the court, and the world, I will find out the truth and bring justice to the world.
Oh, I have forgotten that those adopted sons you have adopted in the palace must all hope that Eunuch Cao will step aside and let them do it, right? Eunuch Cao should not be able to appreciate the family love of father and son between me and my adopted son.
Alas, what a pity! "
Zhu Wuyi let out a long sigh.
"You?!" Cao Zhengchun's smile disappeared immediately, and then he looked aggrievedly at the little yellow cat on his shoulder.
Little ancestor, look at him!
Miao Le:......
You have only read as many books as others have read. Why do you think you have to mess with him?
Zhu Mingwang suddenly remembered something: "Oh, I forgot, after a while the deal with Eunuch Cao is completed, I should report to the clan's mansion and marry girl Su Xin as the princess. I'm afraid I will have to invite Eunuch Cao to drink a few more times. Wedding wine.
Yes, this is a big wedding, a child is born, and the child goes to school, but I have to invite you to have a drink.
At that time, if Eunuch Cao is lonely, he can come to my Hulong Villa to experience what is the relationship between father and son, so that he will not die with regrets a hundred years later.
Eunuch Cao, please don’t get sick when the time comes. You must come!
As long as you are present, I will let Zhuo Jing pour you wine personally. After all, you have provided a lot of real and powerful help for my happy life. "
Zhu looked at his old rival with a smile.
"You! He..." Cao Zhengchun quickly resisted the urge to curse, but his white eyebrows trembled, obviously he was in a very uneasy mood.
Bullying!
"Eunuch Cao, why haven't you spoken? Are you in a bad mood?" Zhu Wuwen continued to ask.
Cao Zhengchun:......
His mood became even worse.
"Eunuch Cao?"
I won’t tell you, I’ll piss you off!
Seeing that Cao Zhengchun stopped talking, Zhu Wuwu didn't bother to stir up trouble anymore, and he lost his identity in vain. Then he frowned and looked at the patrolling guards, chambermaids, and palace ladies.
The last time he came here, he thought it was Cao Zhengchun's special order, so the palace brought out the best armors, weapons, and elites, and then performed in front of him to earn face.
As a result, after working as a guard in the palace for a few days and observing carefully, he was shocked to find that the situation was completely different from what he thought.
These guards are so dedicated, serious, careful, and even meticulous. It seemed like someone or something was watching them all the time.
But how is that possible? It only shows that Cao Zhengchun's subordinate has a certain skill.
It's a pity that such a talented person is not on his side.
"Whoa whoa whoa~"
A group of people walked past him, the formation was neat and tidy, even the distance spanned by their steps and the swing of their arms were exactly the same, and there was no trace of chaos at all around the corners.
The more he looked at it, the more shocked Zhu Wuli felt. It was really unbelievable. How did this Cao Zhengchun do it? With such discipline, if you lead troops to fight, wouldn't it be unfavorable?
"Eunuch Cao? How do you train the imperial guards in the palace? Why are the disciplines so strict? Such performance can be called elite!" Zhu Wuying asked curiously.
Cao Zhengchun sneered and kept silent.
Haha, I won’t tell you, I’m so worried about you!
After waiting for a while, when no one responded, Zhu Wulan laughed.
He would know even without telling you.
As long as they are living beings, they will have seven emotions and six desires, including greed, anger, ignorance, hatred, love and desire. Each of these is a fatal weakness, and the most powerful thing about Dragon Guard Villa is not the martial arts, but the omnipresent and omniscient intelligence.
Although the dark rooms in the palace are now cleared out by Cao Zhengchun who doesn't know what means, the guards, chamberlains, and maids go out more or less, have families, and have some favorite hobbies, and these are weaknesses .
Asking about how to train is not an attempt to kill the emperor, why can't you still ask?
No big deal!
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Hulong Villa.
Cheng Shifei was dressed in formal clothes and slowly stepped into the Hall of Loyalty. Then he sat directly on the throne of Lord Tidan directly above the hall, looking down, majestic and upright.
After one breath.
"Ah!" Cheng Shifei screamed loudly, and his ears were rotated in a circle by Yun Luo.
"Come down quickly, you can't sit in this seat!" Yun Luo lectured.
Cheng Shifei was dissatisfied: "Why? Tianxuan went outside to find a knife, Shenhou went to the palace to protect the emperor, and asked me to sit in charge of Hulong Villa. How can I be in charge if I don't sit here?"
Yun Luo was stunned. This guy seemed to have some sense in what he said...what a bullshit.
"I count to three, are you going to get off?"
"Come on, come on!" Cheng Shifei was helpless. He felt like he was being restrained by this Yun Luo in his life.
Hate.
"Hey, Sister Su Xin, do you know that there is a mechanism on the seat of Shenhou. If you want to know something, just put the note in and you will receive feedback immediately.
For example, which restaurant in this city has the best food and which restaurant is the most affordable. "Cheng Shifei quickly said to Su Xin next to him.
I don't know why, but when the three of them were playing games with his wife Yun Luo, he couldn't figure out what she was thinking. But when facing Su Xin, he felt connected with her. No matter what Su Xin wrote, he could guess it.
Therefore, he did not reject the task assigned by Shenhou: to protect Sister Su Xin.
Su Xin sat quietly aside, watching the right and wrong couple having a fight, and felt that she was in a much better mood. When she heard the news, she was surprised and asked: "Is it true?"
"Of course it's real. It's more real than real gold. Sister Su Xin, if you have anything to ask, come and tell me. I, the temporary master of the village, will help you ask!" Cheng Shifei said bluntly.
Su Xin thought for a while and said, "Can you help me find a person named Cheng Huan?"
"no problem!"
Afterwards, Cheng Shifei asked Su Xin to write down her name on the paper.
Although he has been studying with his husband since he was a child, he really likes going to school and practicing calligraphy. Because that kind of thing that can't be learned in his head really fascinates him.
In the end, I didn’t miss a lesson, I didn’t understand a lesson, the main thing was to be a companion, and so far I can only write three words: one, two, three.
After Sister Su Xin finished writing, Cheng Shifei and Yun Luo played around for a while, turned on the mechanism on the chair, and put the note into the secret passage.
Sure enough, there was a reply after a moment, with two big words on it: Password!
"Password? What does this mean?" Cheng Shifei was a little confused.
Yun Luo gave him an idea directly: "The password is the password. If the Lord Shen doesn't ask it in person, he must give the password."
Cheng Shifei was speechless: "Is there any mistake? You already said that I am the temporary owner of the village, but you still need to give me passwords. I think it's just like saliva."
With that said, Cheng Shifei opened the mechanism, "Ho, wow~" and was about to spit into it.
Someone suddenly came in at the door, cupped his fists and reported: "Sir Cheng, there are regulations in the archives. No one is allowed to access relevant information without the command of the Lord God."
"I already know, and you still want to tell me? Come on! You don't give me any face at all."
"If you don't get down from your seat, you'll be even more embarrassed!" Yun Luo was dissatisfied and grabbed Cheng Shifei's ears.
Why is this husband so connected with Sister Su Xin, but he can only be acquainted with her? This is not fair!
"Ah, ah, it hurts, let go!"
Looking at the two people fighting, Sister Su Xin smiled. It feels like the two of them are like their own children, now being cared for by Cheng Huan.
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At night, young men and women in the room, newlyweds, can't help but explore each other.
"Hey, Cheng Shifei, what's the matter with you? If you can do it, you can do it. If you can't, you can't do it. Why do you need to take a break? You should come in." Yun Luo complained.
"What do you know? Haven't you heard the old man in the village say that when you can't insert the needle and thread, just stick out your tongue and lick it, dip it in some water, and lick it until there is water, so that it can be inserted easily." Become right and wrong and confuse the way.
"Really? You won't lie to me, right?" Yun Luo asked doubtfully.
"Qiang, just now~" Suddenly there was the sound of swords clashing outside, and the young couple hurriedly got up and hurriedly went out.
Outside the door, Guihai Yida was fighting with the guards of Hulong Villa. The sword was raging and merciless.
"Meow meow~" There was a little yellow cat applauding not far away, holding a colorful centipede in its mouth with a leisurely expression.
As the descendant of the world's best master, Cheng Shifei, coupled with his diligent study and training with his wife during this period, believed that his martial arts was not weak, so he quickly stepped forward and hugged Gui Hai Yi Dao.
"Yidao, what are you doing? If you do this again next time, don't blame me for taking action!"
"Ah!" Gui Hai went crazy with his sword and slashed randomly.
Cheng Shifei was helpless: "Yidao, I'm sorry!"
"Dang Dang Dang~"
After three moves.
"Help!" Cheng Shifei found an opportunity, grabbed his wife and ran away.
"Go find Sister Su Xin quickly. Before Shenhou leaves, he asked me to protect him!"
"good!"
After a while.
Guihai Yidao's eyes were red, and he quickly chased the three people and the cat while waving the knife randomly.
"Ah, help, when will the Lord God come back?"
"Ah, this way, this way."
"Meow meow meow~"
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After running for a while, Su Xin finally remembered that Lord Shen had told her how to enter the underground secret room before he left, and she quickly took the three little ones to find an opportunity to enter the secret room.
The first mechanism in the secret room was the arrow array. Fortunately, Cheng Shifei was familiar with the route when training Ouchi's secret agent mission. He led the two of them to use stones to launch the first wave of arrow feathers, and then pulled the two women and rushed over madly.
The little yellow cat took a leisurely stroll in the garden, not blinking even when arrows were shot at it.
Finally reaching a safe place, the three people and the cat breathed a sigh of relief.
Cheng Shifei patted his chest to comfort Shenhou's wife-to-be, the princess, and said: "Sister Su Xin, it's okay. Most people don't know about this secret passage at all, and they will be confused at the first sight of the knife, and they will definitely not remember it.
This time it’s all thanks to me, Xiao Feifei. "
Su Xin nodded: "Thank you."
"Oh, thank you. It's not my fault. If it weren't for you guys, I'd be afraid that I wouldn't have time to protect you. Otherwise, let alone one knife, I wouldn't be afraid even if there were two.
I used the Shaolin Vajra Finger to poke and poke, making his mouth water! "Cheng Shifei said proudly.
The little yellow cat jumped on Yun Luo's shoulder and shook its tail to express disbelief.
"Real or false?" Yun Luo didn't believe it either.
"Haha, don't believe it? Ask Yidao to come over and take a look!"
"Qiang!" The sword flashed, and a black shadow appeared in front of them through the arrow array.
Everyone:......
"Ahhh!"
The three of them jumped in fright and quickly continued to flee inside.
"Cheng Shifei, didn't you say let him come? The knife is coming, go ahead!" Yun Luo cried.
"Bah, bah, crow's mouth, I'm just kidding! Help!" Cheng Shifei shouted.
"Master Le, aren't you good at fighting? Stop him!" Yun Luo prayed.
"Meow meow meow~"
[Then why are you watching the show? Stop running away and have fun together! 】
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