The knights of the rivers and lakes fought hundreds of miles away, acting chivalrously and righteously, majestic and majestic.
But when he actually experienced it, Yun Luo discovered that this was not the case at all.
It's okay for men. Hygiene issues can be solved casually on the roadside. But what about my daughter’s house?
Not to mention that it is not easy to find a hidden place, there are also various poisonous beasts, insects and ants in this dense jungle. Sometimes when she is urinating, a small black insect can scare her into jumping up.
And once the urge to urinate is released, it can't be stopped, and it spreads all over the body.
There is also menstruation, and the body feels uncomfortable. From time to time, a warm current flows down like spring water, making the skirts and pants dirty all at once. The smell is so unpleasant that even the little yellow cat dislikes it.
I didn’t bring many clothes with me, and they were not easy to wash.
Uncomfortable!
Cheng Shifei was dismayed when he saw Yun Luo sitting on the carriage. The little yellow cat was riding a horse by himself, no matter how far away from the carriage, he turned his eyes and understood something.
"Yun Luo, there are good and bad men, weak and strong. A martial arts warrior like you must find a strong man if you have the opportunity in the future, otherwise it will be easy to remain a widow." Cheng Shifei said quietly.
We are all children of Jianghu, so we are naturally interested in these matters between men and women.
Yun Luo managed to cheer up: "Then what kind of man is called powerful?"
The little yellow cat straightened its ears.
Meditation brings luck back to the sea, and the hair on the ears becomes windless and automatic.
Sometimes I have to admit that if there is one person in the team who can mess up, then everyone will definitely not be bored.
Cheng Shifei proudly began to introduce.
"Then let's talk about Widow Song from Ping'an Town. After seven or eight husbands died, she became the richest man in the town just by inheriting the inheritance. After that, I introduced him to the old man Xu who was working late at night, tsk tsk.
It turned out that the old guy was really powerful. He fed Widow Song all her life, and now she had no worries about food and clothing. "Cheng Fei's face is full of emotions.
"Awesome? How powerful?" Princess Yunluo asked subconsciously.
'Let me tell you this, afterwards, old man Xu smoked a pack of cigarettes, and Widow Song was still smoking! "Cheng Shifei grinned.
The little yellow cat was stunned when he heard the words, smacked the taste, and immediately showed admiration.
sharp! Really awesome!
Yun Luo, a simple girl, was baffled: "Pump, why do you have to pump? Did that old man Xu beat him? You men just hate it and like to beat women!"
"Uh~" Cheng Shifei was speechless.
"Wow!" There was a pigeon hovering in the sky, not daring to come down.
Shangguan Haitang had no choice but to jump directly into the air to receive the letter, and then the pigeon quickly flapped its wings and left.
There is great terror here.
Opening the letter, Shangguan Haitang looked happy: "The emperor finally has a daughter. I have received a letter from my adoptive father. Several concubines and daughters in the palace are pregnant. I have been asked to nurse them back to health and ensure that the son is born."
Yun Luo was also very happy when he heard it.
Nowadays, the court is in turmoil, and there are sometimes vassal kings in various places who have bad intentions. The biggest reason is that the emperor has no children. As long as the emperor dies, there will definitely be chaos in the court.
"Very good!"
Yidao next to him stared at Haitang silently, his eyes unconsciously showing tenderness and pity, and a faint smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Begonia, so beautiful.
As for the news about Ryuko, is it really a good thing?
If you are very good at swords, you are very good at love. From an outsider's point of view, he would sometimes look at his loyal and benevolent adoptive father with some fear.
The human heart is sometimes the most terrifying thing in the world.
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Royal study room.
"Hahahaha~" Zhengde hasn't closed his mouth in the past few days, and he burst out laughing from time to time.
Who dares to say that he can't give birth to a child? He is going to be a father, and the father of several children.
He is righteous and strong!
"My servant congratulates your majesty, congratulations to your majesty. As long as the dragon son is born, the court will be stable and the world will be stable." Cao Zhengchun said happily.
Zhengde stepped forward and patted Cao Zhengchun on the shoulder: "Cao Daban's Yuan-Building Pill should be the most important. When the prince is born in the future, I will ask him to recognize you as his second father."
Cao Zhengchun was a little panicked when he heard this. How many people who have been Ya's fathers in ancient times can die a good death.
"Your Majesty, you must punish your slaves. This is what we should do."
Zhengde raised his hand and nodded at him: "You are getting lazy! Tell me, if I fire the arrow three times, how will everyone in the world react?"
Cao Zhengchun thought for a while and said: "The chief ministers of the cabinet were very happy to celebrate.
The family members of several vassal princes stationed in Beijing have been snooping around for information openly and secretly these days, and they seem to want to confirm whether it is true or false.
People in the world are gathering together these days, I don’t know why..."
"Where is my uncle?" Zhengde suddenly asked.
"Lord Shenhou has been sending Ouchi spies to redress the grievances of the people as usual these days. He has also arrested many officials and has even been able to mobilize the captain of my Jinyi Guard.
And as far as I know, my Dongchang's second-speed Iron Claw Flying Eagle has some vague connections with Shenhou. "Cao Zhengchun said with a smile.
After having the Yuan-Building Pill, his strength reached a new level again. All the clues of everything in the palace were clearly visible in front of his eyes. He wanted to hide it from him unless he did nothing.
"Oh, that's really interesting. Why don't you kill that second gear?" Zhengde's face darkened, and then he asked curiously.
Cao Zhengchun said solemnly and loudly: "This slave is loyal to Your Majesty and loyal to the Ming Dynasty. Heaven and earth can learn from this.
As long as the second stallion works for the Ming Dynasty, the people, and the Holy One, what does it matter whether they are mine or not? "
Zhengde smiled and said: "You are just lazy! I heard that you even kept a cat in the palace and asked the eunuchs and maids to call him ancestor?"
Cao Zhengchun was surprised, but then he didn't take it seriously and felt a little emotional.
"Yes, Your Majesty, this slave is already over sixty years old. He is in his sixtieth year. He is old!"
Zhengde put away his smile, remained silent for a while, and knocked on the table.
"Dongdongdong~"
Cao Zhengchun stood aside respectfully.
As long as the prince is alive and does not engage in treason, the emperor will protect himself for the sake of benevolence, filial piety and justice.
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for a long time.
"Dongdongdong~" Suddenly there was a knock on the door outside.
"Your Majesty, my servant Liu Jin has something important to report, and there is an urgent memorial at Hulong Villa."
Hearing the words "Hulong Villa", Zhengde frowned: "Come in."
"My servant Liu Jin pays homage to Your Majesty."
"Excuse me, what's the matter?"
Liu Jin raised the memorial with both hands: "The Iron God Marquis reported that Duan Tianya, Tianzi's number one secret agent, was going to retire to the world, so he came here to hand in his resignation."
"Oh?" Zhengde and Cao Zhengchun looked at each other with incomprehensible expressions.
"Send it up."
After receiving the memorial from Cao Zhengchun, Zhengde scanned the contents and then clicked his tongue in surprise.
Twenty years ago, Shenhou knew that Japanese pirates were in danger. To know ourselves and the enemy, we must cultivate Japanese martial arts experts, so he sent Duan Tianya to the Japanese Yinhe sect to learn ninjutsu.
Later, due to a chance meeting, Duan Tianya learned "phantom sword" from the famous Japanese swordsman Mian Kuangshiro, and his martial arts improved greatly.
Unexpectedly, this boy fell in love with Yukihime Yagyu, the eldest daughter of the Yagyu family, the first samurai family in Japan. But the Yagyu family was extremely xenophobic and directly sent assassins to kill Duan Tianya.
Then with the help of Yagyu Yukihime, the assassins were wiped out. Later, the eldest son of the Yagyu family, Yagyu Jubei, came over to take his sister back, and even wanted to kill Duan Tianya to maintain the purity of the family.
The result was obvious, Jubei's brother-in-law was also killed by Duan Tianya. When his son died, Yagyu Taimamomo was furious. As the number one master in Japan, he had mastered the top secret skill: killing the god with one strike. If he found Duan Tianya, he would fight to the death.
As a result, Yukihime Yagyu blocked her father's blow with her body and saved Duan Tianya.
Originally, the matter had come to an end.
These days, Duan Tianya was sent to Japan to investigate the Izumo country. As a result, the second daughter of the Yagyu family, Yagyu Piaoxu, fell in love with Duan Tianya again. Now Yagyu Taimamo went crazy and had to kill Duan Tianya.
As a result, he made a mistake and was killed by mistake with his daughter's trick: snow drifting into the world.
After killing his father, Yagyu Shengpiaoxu became a self-professed martial artist and became crazy. Whenever he saw or smelled blood, he would go crazy and even kill himself.
The key is that Piaoxu is pregnant. Duan Tianya is a person who attaches great importance to love and justice. In such a situation, I can only retreat to the world and prepare to live in seclusion on an isolated island with Liu Shengpiaoxu and spend the rest of my life.
That's why I got this memorial letter asking for my resignation.
"Awesome, awesome!" Zhengde was a little envious.
His brother-in-law, father-in-law, and wife all died for him, and then he slept with his sister-in-law, and even made her willingly give birth to a child for him.
This experience is beyond shameful.
"That's right!"
"yes!"
Liu Jin was about to retreat when Zhengde suddenly said: "Wait a minute, Liu Daban."
"The slave is here."
As a few of his own people who have been with him since childhood, Zhengde has full trust and patience for them. As long as it doesn't involve major matters of principle, he can forgive it.
"Liu Daban, Eunuch Cao said that he is old and wants to take a break. Are you capable of taking on the position of Eunuch Bingbi, the Chief of Ceremonies, and the Governor of the East Factory?"
When Liu Jin heard this, he raised his head in shock and looked at Cao Zhengchun.
According to the Ming Dynasty system, the Director of Ceremonies was in charge of all eunuch affairs. Not only did he occupy the position of "first department" among various eunuch agencies, but he also actually held the position of general manager and command of other eunuch agencies.
The chief eunuch in charge of rituals is the leader of all eunuchs, and his main powers are: 1. To criticize and respond to memorials, and to propagate edicts; it can be said that he does not have the name of prime minister, but has the actual status of prime minister.
This Cao Zhengchun is in good health, but suddenly he doesn’t want to do it anymore? Shabi!
"Your Majesty, I am willing to sacrifice myself to death for you!" Liu Jin said loudly without hesitation.
Only a fool would refuse to take control of the power, under one person and over ten thousand people!
Zhengde nodded: "Cao Daban, please go and hand over duties to Liu Daban during these days. All matters outside the palace will be handled by Liu Daban from now on.
In addition, you are responsible for the Shangshan Supervisor and the Royal Supervisor. All matters in the palace, including promotion and punishment of eunuchs and maids, are all left to you. I have only one request, that Longzi must be born safely! "
"Slave, I obey!" Cao Zhengchun bowed and said.
At this moment, Long Zi's safety is already tied to Cao Zhengchun. Zhengde naturally believes in him and can only believe in him.
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The outskirts of the capital.
Cheng Shifei and the others were still hurrying on their way. In the jungle on the roadside, the second gear leader and the five poisonous people were ambushing here.
"Made, you are indeed deceived!" Scorpion said angrily.
The second gear head sneered: "I'm just wondering how a weirdo like Mr. Wuhen would take action because of two boys. It's indeed Shangguan Haitang pretending to be the one."
Centipede was furious: "Second gear, what should we do? Why don't everyone swarm them and kill them!"
Iron Claw Flying Eagle raised his hand to stop: "Don't worry, these people are not weak in skill. Although they can't defeat us, can't they still run away?
When they arrive in the next deserted village, they will definitely be looking for food, so we secretly poison them to ensure nothing goes wrong. "
"Hahaha~" Scorpion was a little proud: "That's just right, let my son come and give them something powerful! Wait, where is my son?"
Hearing this, the other people suddenly thought of something and hurriedly touched their bodies.
"It's broken, and my son is gone too!" The other Five Poisons suddenly shouted in panic.
Each of these highly poisonous insects was cultivated by them with great effort. All kinds of rare poisonous insects and rare medicinal materials will take a lot of time.
As a result, it’s gone now if I say no.
【Bah, bah! 】
Hearing this strange sound, everyone turned their heads and saw on the ground not far away. Their precious sons were lying there shivering and motionless, and a golden kitten was eating sweet bites one by one.
The second gear head was stunned and quickly clasped his fists: "Old ancestor!"
Scorpion was furious: "What ancestor, you ate my son, I will kill him today. No one can stop him, I said so."
After saying that, Scorpion rushed forward with an iron rod.
The other Five Poisons naturally advance and retreat together. They have an irreversible relationship, deep feelings, and nothing dirty, so they have a good reputation in the huge Dongchang.
"Suffer death, you thief!"
"Smelly cat, one life for another, I will send you to the west!"
"Go to hell!"
…
After a while, the second gear head and the five poisonous people lay on the ground with bruises and swollen faces, deep in thought, and then doubted their lives.
Is this script wrong?
"Meow~" Miao Le turned around above these people, thinking about how to deal with these guys.
The king must not be humiliated!
As the little yellow cat thought, the birds and beasts retreated, the heaven and earth became silent, and even the breeze took a detour without realizing it. This is a powerful force that disturbs the heaven and earth.
Having been with bugs since childhood, the Five Poison Senses are sharper than ordinary people. In their senses, the cat in front of them seems to be like a prehistoric beast, overwhelming the world.
Only then did they realize why even the dignified Governor Cao of the East Factory called him Little Ancestor.
This is not at all because this cat is good-looking and cute and can act cute, but because Governor Cao can act cute, that's why he made him a grandson!
Second gear does a lot of harm to people!
"Meow~" the little yellow cat raised its paw.
"Wait!" Scorpion shouted: "Ancestor, it was a misunderstanding just now. As you know, our five poisons usually eat too much poison and are not in good spirits. We recognized the wrong cat.
In this way, you always like to eat these cute poisonous insects, and we will raise them specially for you in the future. "
"Yes, yes, I am a pig." The female spider said loudly.
"Yes, yes, please forgive me, ancestor. We have been raising insects for decades, and we have them in whatever flavor you want!" Jincan cried.
"It's the second gear leader, it's the second gear leader who ordered it!" Centipede quickly revealed the leader.
Second gear:......
After a moment of silence, the second stall driver said solemnly: "I, Iron Claw Flying Eagle, have always admired my ancestor as a cat, and have always regarded my ancestor as an example and respect.
In Dongchang, I often observe the words and deeds of our ancestors and understand their profound meaning.
Then I examine myself three times a day, just to understand a little bit of the spirit of my ancestors. I always thought I knew something about you, but I was wrong, so wrong, so wrong!
Until today, I didn’t know that my ancestor turned out to be such a noble cat!
Compared with ordinary people, my ancestors are like the scorching sun in the sky, shining brightly and shining brightly. They understand the righteousness deeply, which makes me feel like I am enlightened and my soul has been deeply baptized.
I, the Iron-clawed Eagle, will definitely follow the noble character of my ancestors, learn from his words and deeds, and understand his spirit!
From now on, your will is our direction! "
Five poisons:......
Miao Le:......
