Imperial Palace, Supervisor of Ceremonies, Middle Hall.
Old God Cao Zhengchun is sitting in the main seat. On the square table in front of him are piles of silver, one ingot, one tael, three taels, and hundreds of rows.
A chamberlain walked up to him. Cao Zhengchun held out his orchid finger in one hand and held a tickle in his other hand and put a row of silver into the chambermaid's hands.
"Thank you, Controller!"
Cao Zhengchun smiled and nodded, and the waiter walked behind him, wisely took out a piece of silver and put it into the basin next to the steward.
"Dingling~"
Hearing the sound of silver falling into the basin, Cao Zhengchun's smile grew even brighter, like a chrysanthemum.
"This is the autumn salary and the silver reward from the Holy Sage's wedding, keep them all!
Don’t look at the lack of flowers now, but they will be your lifeblood in the future. Sooner or later, we will all leave the palace. Then you will find that you have no one to meet you, and everyone will avoid you like a mangy dog. "
Having said this, the manager paused and then casually allocated money to a few more people.
"Ding Dong~" The little eunuchs are also very clever.
"At that time, you couldn't carry it on your shoulders or lift it with your hands. Who did you rely on? Ah? Who is the closest to you? It's the money in your arms!
Mark my words, don't look at this thing, it's hard and cold, this is our own pussy! "
After saying this, Manager Cao smiled proudly, and the other young eunuchs also quickly laughed in agreement.
At this time, a young eunuch took the money and left directly.
Cao Zhengchun frowned: "Hey, you're not new here, are you? Why have you forgotten the rules?"
The little eunuch suddenly realized, smiled and said to please: "Oh, Mr. Manager, I forgot. You see, I forgot to honor you!"
Cao Zhengchun's expression turned cold: "Hmph, I don't like hearing what you say. What if something happened to you that day? Who will go to the Ministry of Internal Affairs to help you?
Can I go with my tongue bare? Even if I bite my tongue to bits, grind my teeth flat, and stick my anus out to the sky, you still can't clean it! "
As he said that, the manager stared at the boy for a while, and when he saw him nodding seriously in agreement, he broke into a cold sweat. Then he continued to point at him with his ticklish finger and said: "Don't feel like you are at a disadvantage because you are throwing such a lumpy thing away today." , I guarantee that one day, I can get a small life back!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
"Who are you honoring? This is honoring your invisible ancestors! Burn incense!" The steward said seriously, then turned around and continued to hand out money.
"Ding Dong~"
Now his face looks better.
Half a day later, after all the money was distributed, Cao Zhengchun stood up and left with Shi Shiran carrying a heavy bag.
When they arrived at the door, there were two people following the guards. They had small pointed hats, brown clothes, and a pair of white leather boots. They walked quietly.
The governor weighed the silver in his hand for a while. There were about two hundred taels of silver, which was the salary of a fifth-grade official for one year, and he threw it to his subordinates behind him.
"Thank you Mr. Factory!"
"Yes!" Cao Zhengchun responded casually and left with his hands behind his back.
As the governor of the East Anti-smuggling Factory and the eunuch Bingbi, the eunuch and eunuch, in this palace, except for those in the royal family, he is the god, so naturally he will not care about such a small amount of money.
However, when salaries are distributed every autumn and winter, he still likes to come and distribute them in person.
One is that he likes to listen to the beautiful sound of the silver falling into the basin, and the other is naturally to warn himself that he has climbed up step by step from a powerless and powerless little eunuch at the bottom.
His current status is all due to his prudence, care, courtesy and unremitting efforts, and of course, more importantly, his loyalty to the royal family.
After a while, when he reached the quiet room, Cao Zhengchun raised his hand and said calmly: "Step back."
"yes!"
After his men left, the manager went into the quiet room, found a box, opened it, and prepared to take medicine and practice Qigong.
In addition to being loyal and cautious, the most important thing for him to have his current status is of course his unparalleled martial arts.
Since he entered the palace at the age of ten and was adopted as his adopted son by his adoptive father Cao Ah Man, who taught him the Tiangang Tongzi Kung Fu, he has been practicing diligently and diligently without rest. At his current age, he has mastered magical skills and is invulnerable to weapons and weapons, so he can lead Dongchang to dominate the world and lead the court.
Martial arts comes from practice!
With fifty years of Tiangang Boy Kung Fu, he believed that even among the heroes in the world, only a handful of people could surpass him.
With such skill, he has not slacked off. Although he is busy dealing with various official matters on weekdays, he still squeezes out some time every day to transfer his internal energy and strive to become stronger.
Because he has a great enemy in life: the brave god Hou Zhuwu, recognized as the best master in the world.
He longed, longed to have a fair and upright battle with that man one day!
"Hey, his grandma's medicine, where is my medicine?" Cao Zhengchun was dumbfounded when he opened the medicine box.
The medicine he spent a lot of money to get from Tai Hospital was gone.
The medicine of the dignified owner of the East Factory was stolen? This is really a knife in the ass, it opened his eyes today!
"Meow~" The factory manager, who was about to get angry, suddenly heard a small meow.
After walking around the quiet room, Cao Zhengchun found a young golden kitten on the desk, waving its fluffy tail, drinking tea leisurely, with the familiar medicinal smell on his lips.
Step forward and take a closer look.
This cat is very cute, but as far as he knows, there is no noble person in the palace who he can't afford to offend who has such a cute kitten. It is an ownerless wild cat.
He is a eunuch, but like a toad squatting in the mud of a pond, why doesn't he long for the blue sky and the elegant snow-white swans? It’s just a need to live.
"Cat, come here, let me pet you!" Eunuch Cao smiled and stretched out his sinful hand.
The little yellow cat grinned, showing its sharp fangs, and raised its paws in demonstration.
"Hey, you still want to resist? Today I will show you, a little cat like a frog in a well, what it means to be the best in the world!" Eunuch Cao said with a smile.
As he spoke, his inner Qi was circulating, and his hand was attached with the invulnerable Tiangang Yuan Qi, and he continued to stretch forward.
"Meow wow~"
"Bah bang bang!"
"ah!"
…
Early the next morning.
The middle hall of the East Factory.
More than a thousand households in Jinyiwei, as well as fans from Dongchang, were all summoned together, and everyone was puzzled.
Dongchang's job is to act as the emperor's eyes and ears, spy on officials and collect public opinion information.
According to common sense, at the beginning of the month, Dongchang fans gather together to draw lots. Each lot has the name of an official on it. Which lot is drawn represents who the fan will monitor that month.
The method of drawing lots not only prevents cheating, but also prevents fanatics from monitoring a person for a long time. After getting used to it, they will not be able to detect abnormalities or be bribed by the other party.
Moreover, the detectives have to write a "daily report" every day, writing down their day's spying and handing it to their stall boss, who then submits it to the government office, and finally summarizes it and sends it to the factory manager.
After reading it, the factory owner selected valuable reports to the emperor. This is what is called: daily reports, monthly reports, every day's affairs, and the affairs of the officials in the capital.
But what is going on today? Did something big happen to bring these Dongchang 'elites' together?
After a while, Cao Zhengchun came in slowly, and there was a strange little yellow cat squatting on his shoulder.
Dongchang's big stall scalper Xiaotian was extremely surprised. Ever since the official took charge of Dongchang, he has been careful in handling things. What he hates most is that they lose their spirits by playing with things. Who would have thought that they would raise a cat today?
Moreover, given the unparalleled power of the governor, he has a bruised nose and face. Is this being punished by the Holy One?
But as a subordinate, don’t ask what you shouldn’t ask, and don’t say what you shouldn’t say.
Cao Zhengchun glanced at these subordinates and pointed to the elder on his shoulder: "Look up, have you seen the cat on my body? From today on, he is my little ancestor and your ancestor.
From now on, you will respect him more than me, do you understand? "
"Yes!" No one had any objection at all, and they were not surprised at all.
In the palace, the governor's hobby was quite good.
There are also folk legends that the current emperor entered other people's homes at will and robbed women of the people, and even played some lewd things in the newly built leopard room with the young eunuch who had just entered the palace.
It's just a cat worship. As long as you can save your butt, it's not a big problem for fame and fortune.
When everyone dispersed, there was a master from Dongchang who was feeling panic all over his body.
"Centipede? What are you doing? Are you itchy?" Scorpion, one of the 'Five Poisons', asked curiously.
Dongchang has a huge organization, but in fact there are not that many real eunuchs. Most of them are strange people recruited from the private sector, and each of them has good methods.
As for Wudu, he can be regarded as a well-known expert in Dongchang.
Centipede was a little confused: "Where is my son? My son is gone?"
Scorpion was stunned, touched his body, and was even more shocked: "It's broken, and my son is gone too."
Everyone:......
The middle hall outside the quiet room was already filled with all kinds of delicacies, and was served by two cute and lovely palace maids.
Cao Zhengchun carefully greeted the little yellow cat on the table who was being served by the maid: "Little ancestor, do you think this is okay?"
Miao Le was very satisfied.
Look, this is the model of a shit shoveler. Our Miao Miao Cult needs talents like you!
"Meow!"
As he said that, the little yellow cat stretched out his paw, and on it was a colorful centipede, with hundreds of short, bright red claws scratching around.
[Well, that’s right, I’ll treat you to some spicy strips! 】
The two maids immediately turned pale with fright.
Cao Zhengchun:......
After a moment of silence, the governor quickly apologized and said: "Little ancestor, you eat, I didn't practice the exercises yesterday, I have to make up for it today.
This kung fu, if you don't practice it for one day, your hands and feet will be slow, if you don't practice it for two days, you will lose half of it, if you don't practice it for three days, you will be a layman, and if you don't practice it for four days, you will be stunned. "
The little yellow cat took it for granted. How could he continue to enjoy it if the shit shoveler didn't work hard?
"Meow~"
【Go. 】
"Then take your leave!" Cao Zhengchun left with a smile on his face.
Eunuch Cao's greatest advantage in being able to rise from the palace to his current status is: his knowledge of faces!
Bowing, bending, and dignity are all dispensable to him. Surviving to the end is the biggest winner.
The two maids who served were very curious, what is the origin of this cat? Could it be that just because he is good-looking, he becomes their master?
Why is this world so ridiculous?
"Meow~"
[Why is there such a lack of expression? Give me a squeeze on your legs! 】
…
In the quiet room, Cao Zhengchun took the elixir and began to adjust his breath with luck.
Although Tiangang Boy Kung Fu and even Gang Zhiyang Kung Fu are not the most outstanding skills in the world, he is a boy who has never lost his luster. He has been practicing diligently for fifty years, and his current skills are far beyond the ordinary.
So far, I only failed yesterday!
However, according to his estimation of his little ancestor, with that kind of unrivaled power, only the founder of Shaolin Bodhidharma or Wudang Zhang Sanfeng is resurrected in this world, who is probably qualified to compete.
Calculated in this way, he is not bad, after all, no one can survive one move.
[Refining elixirs and taking medicines can harmonize the inside and outside. Today's way of practicing Qi is nothing more than guided by thinking, which is too vague and too empty. The heaven and earth separate the pure and turbid to give birth to people. The practice of human Qi is nothing more than training the empty spirit to cleanse the turbidity. Qi is the master of life, and form is the function of the body. 】
Almost instantly, Eunuch Cao relaxed his mind, united nature and man, and entered the state of forgetfulness of things and self. The energy in the world was quickly attracted into his body.
"Boom~ Zhi Gang Zhi Yang's inner Qi increased rapidly, and then quickly circulated throughout the body.
In a moment, his skin turned red and even some sweat appeared. It was obvious that his body could not withstand the sudden increase of internal energy, and there were even signs of going crazy at this moment.
Then, with blessing reaching his soul, a body-building chapter suddenly appeared in Cao Zhengchun's mind. His body could not help but move into various strange postures. The huge energy was immediately released and slowly integrated into the physical body.
for a long time.
When he opened his eyes again, he suddenly felt full of energy and full of energy. It must be like sleeping, and he could carefully feel the enhanced inner Qi and physical body in his body.
"Buzz~"
With a random claw, the air vibrated.
"I've become stronger!" Eunuch Cao was overjoyed.
Making further progress is of course a great joy for a person like him who pursues strength.
Then he became entangled, why? Why did he suddenly improve so much? If he found the reason, wouldn't he always be able to become stronger?
After pondering for a moment, Eunuch Cao suddenly realized what he was thinking about his mysterious little ancestor.
This is not our ancestor, this is our father, our biological father!
Even to him, even his biological father was not so kind to his son.
If he doesn't provide for him well from now on and goes to other people's homes, he will probably wake himself up in his dreams.
By the way, a prescription called 'Yuanzhuan Dan' that assists in spiritual practice also appeared in my mind. This is a magic medicine for life-saving, spiritual practice, and detoxification.
And he suddenly had another thought in his mind.
The emperor still had no children, and not only the officials, but also the queen mother and the emperor themselves were extremely anxious and asked for medicine everywhere.
What is the Leopard Room for? Isn't it that the emperor wanted to collect many women to see if any of them would be pregnant enough to give birth to a dragon son for the Tian family?
If this Yuan-Building Pill is effective, will he be rich again? He will be the one to bring the prince when the time comes. Even if he loses his power in the future, for the sake of the prince, it shouldn't be difficult to live in a wealthy family.
rush!
…
In Dongchang, as soon as Cao Zhengchun came out of seclusion, he immediately ordered his men to collect various medicinal materials. A century-old start!
The age is low, which does not suit his status as the dignified governor of the East Factory, let alone the status of the royal family.
money? To him it was the easiest thing in the world to make.
"Lord Governor, I have something important to report!" A person came in at the door. It was his right-hand man, Dongchang's scalper Xiaotian, and he was the leader of his black-clad archery team, which was specially used to eradicate rape and evil. .
Cao Zhengchun stretched out his orchid fingers, picked up the tea cup, and said calmly: "Tell me."
"A secret agent has come to report. Yang Yuxuan, the Minister of War, has submitted a secret report, accusing the governor of ten major crimes and asking the Lord to put you to death in Ling Chi!" Pi Xiaotian said respectfully.
"Presumptuous! It's his grandma's fault. I didn't provoke him, but he provoked me!" Cao Zhengchun was furious. What big mistake did he, a eunuch, make to be so slandered?
"Go, arrest him, and find evidence that he colluded with the rebellious party. I want him dead!"
Pi Xiaotian nodded: "Yes, Governor, I'll go right away!"
As for whether he can find evidence, he is not worried.
When Dongchang arrests people, no evidence is needed.
As long as someone is caught, there will be evidence.
Kill first and report later, with the royal power's permission, this is Dongchang!
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