Go to Beijing and study in the Imperial Palace.倀
Emperor Qing reviewed memorials submitted from various places all day long, sometimes even late into the night.
Some officials eloquently write hundreds or even thousands of words, which can almost be condensed into one sentence: Your Majesty, how are you?
Hello mom!
Every time he took pains to read a long memorial like this, Emperor Qing suppressed his anger and could only reply with three words at the end: I am fine.
Some officials were even more outrageous. They reported that it was raining there every three days, asked Shangjing if it had rained, and asked if he wanted to eat mangoes and play with iron-eating beasts. The cubs of iron-eating beasts are very cute.
There are also some officials who accuse others without considering the reasons. For example, Wang Chun from Yangzhou said that Lin Ruhai, the salt inspector appointed by the court, did nothing but asked about the thin horse all day long.
The key point is that there is a secret medicine in Lin Ruhai's home. Even if she sings and sings every night, she can make her kidneys strong and her body strong. She can control five women every night, seven in and seven out, and beat others to the point where they throw away their helmets and flee in embarrassment. Don't say it, the description is clear and logical, as if it is true.倀
Is there such a medicine? Why didn't he know? Moreover, Lin Ruhai is just a weak scholar, how can he have such ability?
Emperor Qing casually wrote on it with a red pen: "Fuck you!"
"Reporting to your majesty, Lin Luofeng, the commander of Jinwu Guard Yangzhou, wants to see you."
"Xuan!"
"I pay my respects to your majesty. May your majesty be safe." Lin Luofeng came in and knelt down on one knee to worship.
"I am at peace.
Tell me, how is the Yangzhou Salt Service? Emperor Qing asked casually while reading the memorial.倀
Commander Lin hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, according to the investigation and summary by Mr. Lin, the censor, the deficit in the accounts of Lianghuai Salt Affairs can be said to be shocking.
Moreover, local officials from top to bottom protected each other and acted in collusion. Mr. Lin can't even see the bill so far, and he has been assassinated and plotted many times. If it weren't for the secret medicine and the guards of his subordinates, Lin Ruhai's family would have died long ago. "
Emperor Qing nodded and said with satisfaction: "Thank you for your hard work. Let's talk about how much money those Shuoshuo embezzled from the court, and what the rumors about Lin Ruhai's relationship under the bed are about."
Lin Luofeng was not very excited. He had grown up with the emperor and had everything he should have. His only goal was to serve His Majesty.
If you are lucky, you can still enjoy your old age or earn wealth for your children and grandchildren. If you are unlucky, you may become the scapegoat for being kicked out.
Although Lin Luofeng had already expected this result, he was willing to do so.
We live one life, why not live a more wonderful life? When His Majesty takes full power in the future, who will dare to stand in front of him and speak loudly?倀
He took out an account book from his arms and handed it to the eunuch serving next to him. Commander Lin explained: "This is a summary of the private accounts of various small merchants that Mr. Lin used. It is estimated that the total account deficit of the Huaihuai Salt Industry will be almost the same in the past twenty years." There are more than 20 million taels."
After hearing twenty million taels, Emperor Qingjia paused and raised his head, as if he didn't hear something clearly: "Tell me, how much?"
"More than 20 million taels!" Commander Lin repeated again.
Emperor Qing threw the ink pen on the table and walked back and forth several times.
Where is my knife?
It took him a while to calm down.
"Rats and moths are a great harm to the country. They must be punished. They must be punished!" At the end of the sentence, the emperor's eyes began to turn red.倀….
Is it easy for him to be an emperor?
River control, disaster relief, and military expenditures for border troops caused the national treasury to be in deficit every year, and the internal treasury was still controlled by the Supreme Emperor. In the end, he only ate four dishes a meal, his dragon robes were mended, and most of the maids serving in the harem were sent out by him.
As a result, more than 20 million taels were secretly poached from him in Yangzhou? That’s more than two years of total income for an entire country.
After taking the account book, Emperor Qing flipped it over and smashed it directly on the table with a bang.
"Your Majesty, please calm down, the dragon body is important!" Manager Chen who was serving next to him quickly knelt down and kowtowed.
After a while, Commander Lin saw that his forehead was red and almost bleeding.
Emperor Qing looked at him impatiently and kicked him over.
, laughed and scolded: "What are you talking about? I'm not dead yet, get out and see the imperial doctor!"
"Hey, thank you, Your Majesty." Manager Chen stood up and rolled out, bumping into the door and letting out an ouch.
"Haha ~ this guy!" Emperor Qing was also amused by him.
Commander Lin also wanted to laugh, but tried hard to hold it in. After a moment, he thought of something and his heart sank.
I have long heard that Chief Chen Fei is very popular with the emperor and controls almost all affairs of the harem.
Looking at it today, it can be said that this person has almost completely understood the Holy Spirit's thoughts. In a short period of time, a few actions not only allowed the emperor to adjust his mood, but also made him feel sorry for him.
Although there is no dignity, the Sacred Heart is the most important thing in front of the Holy One.
Decent? As long as the Holy One takes care of it, everyone else will treat you with respect!倀
Emperor Qing returned to his seat and looked at the account book, shaking his head. Over the years he had been the emperor, he had seen too many such giant rats, but this time it was bigger.
"Tell me, what has Lin Ruhai been doing in Yangzhou these days?"
"yes!"
The Jinwu Guards were responsible for intelligence. Lin Luofeng went out to protect them, and of course they also collected intelligence.
"Your Majesty, Lin Ruhai..."
After listening to the introduction by his subordinates, Emperor Qing looked at the memorials on the table. If he didn't finish reviewing today's memorials, he might be called over by the Supreme Emperor to criticize them the next day.
Without military power in his hands, he couldn't even speak forcefully.倀
"There is a legend later that Lin Ruhai's family has a secret medicine, and the five women stay at night, day and night, and they can patrol the salt field the next day, and ask with their colleagues about one of the three unique things in Yangzhou: Yang Xiaobao..."
Hearing this, Emperor Qing was startled, his heart moved, and he raised his hand to interrupt Commander Lin: "Wait a minute, what's going on with the Lin family's secret medicine?"
Having succeeded to the throne in his twenties, he is now approaching thirty.
When you were young, you may have been very interested in beautiful women, and the princesses and princesses who paid tribute to the prairie tribes had their own unique characteristics. Some were born with a unique fragrance, and some were born with a long life.
However, the more he saw and understood, the more he gradually became tired of that kind of thing. Especially as I get older, every time it ends, I feel physically and mentally exhausted, and I can even clearly feel that my life is disappearing.
As an emperor, there are naturally some tiger and wolf medicines in the palace, but the imperial doctor said that these medicines are actually overdrawing his life, and he dare not take them.
After finally sitting on the supreme throne, if he died on a woman's belly, wouldn't it be an eternal laughing stock? Hmm….
He wants to leave his name in history and become a famous king through the ages!
When the Holy Master asked about the secret medicine, Commander Lin blushed. After hesitation, he took out a jade bottle from his arms and presented it.
"Your Majesty, because I was curious, I also asked Mr. Lin for a few pills. Then, with a cautious attitude to verify the authenticity of this medicine, I also found a ragged woman whose father was gambling and whose family was poor and needed support to test it. Ichiban.」
"Oh, how's the effect?" Emperor Qing became interested.
As for this man, there are only so many things in this life, and most of them consist of two words: fun.
Commander Lin did not hesitate and said frankly: "Your Majesty knows that Wei Chen has practiced martial arts since he was a child and knows nothing about anything else. He only knows how to work hard, and then he does one thing in front of his face and another behind his back. The specific effect is not clear.
But afterwards, the poor girl not only did not ask for the money from the humble minister, but also gave me two hundred coins. She even wanted to redeem herself and marry me as a concubine.倀
Moreover, after three consecutive times, not only did the subordinate's skill not deteriorate, but it actually improved a little. "
Emperor Qing:? ? ?
After pondering for a long time, Emperor Qing hesitated.
In his opinion, as long as this emperor is like the Supreme Emperor and indulges in auspiciousness, elixirs, and spiritual practice, he is not far from being a faint king.
But if the medicine was really so miraculous, to be honest, he would also like to try it. Of course, it's not because he's a womanizer, it's just pure curiosity.
Is this medicine really that powerful?
The time of contemplation lasted for a long time, more than two full breaths.倀
"Don't take tonics randomly. Bring the medicine over and I'll send someone to test its efficacy for you." Emperor Qing ordered.
Lin Luofeng:......
After waiting for a while, Emperor Qing looked up, a little amused: "Why, you still can't bear it? I am rich all over the world, do you want any medicine? If it works, I will order Lin Ruhai to send dozens more pills, and you will get half of it then."
Emperor Qing was very generous.
After hearing this, Commander Lin quickly handed it to the newly arrived eunuch: "Your Majesty, this medicine is so effective, and the medicinal materials used in it are naturally difficult to find in the world. According to Master Lin, ten of the medicinal materials are over a hundred years old. Several flavors, and even one flavor of ambergris have now disappeared.
These pills were handed down from his ancestors. "
"Oh?" Emperor Qing became interested. After the eunuch finished checking, he took the medicine bottle, looked at it for a while, and opened it.倀
A strange fragrance instantly filled the mouth and nose, refreshing my spirits and making me feel much more relaxed.
"Good medicine!"
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Jia Mansion, dinner.
Realizing that everyone was looking at her daughter wrongly, Jia Min smiled and explained: "This Lele is more important than the lifeblood of my family, so in our family we usually eat next to him."
Hearing this, Jia Mu felt even more disdainful.
Losing interest in playing with things, Lin Ruhai was still a scholar and was addicted to raising cats.倀
As a court official, it is important to report to the Holy King and ensure the safety of the people. Looking at it this way, Lin Ruhai can't get far in the officialdom!
It's a pity that I still tried my best to marry my daughter to him at that time.
Oops, I made a mistake!
Before Jia Mu could teach her a lesson, she heard footsteps outside. The maid came in and said with a smile, "Baoyu is here!"
Before the maid finished speaking, a young master came in: wearing a purple gold crown, his eyebrows were tied with two dragons grabbing gold to wipe his forehead, his eyebrows were like ink paintings, and his face was like peach petals, like a woman. ….
When Daiyu saw him, she thought to herself, "It's so strange. This boy looks so weak. Why can't he feel like he can't even withstand his own punch?"
I saw this Baoyu greeting Jia Mu, and Jia Mu ordered: "Go see your aunt."
Baoyu quickly bowed: "Aunt Lin, Sister Lin."
After greeting her, Baoyu looked at Daiyu, who was still feeding the cat, and said with a smile, "I have seen this sister before."
Jia Mu said angrily, "But that's nonsense again. How have you ever seen him?"
The old lady never said anything harsh to her beloved grandson.
Baoyu smiled and said, "Although I have never met him before, he looks kind to me. Even if he is an old acquaintance in my heart, today is just a reunion after a long separation."
Jia Mu smiled and said, "Better, better. If so, we will be more harmonious."
Baoyu walked up to Daiyu and sat down. He looked at her carefully and asked, "Has my sister ever studied?"
Daiyu said: "I read some."
Baoyu asked again: "What are the two words in my sister's honorable name?"
Daiyu said the name. Baoyu asked again about the word. Daiyu said: "No words."
Baoyu smiled and said, "I gave my sister a wonderful word, no more than 'frowning'. The two words are extremely wonderful." Tanchun asked where it came from.
Baoyu said: "The Comprehensive Examination of Ancient and Modern Figures says: 'There is a stone named Dai in the West, which can be used as a substitute for the ink of a thrush. Besides, Sister Lin's eyebrows are frowning, so it's not a good idea to use these two words!"
Tanchun smiled and said, "I'm afraid it's your fabrication again."
Baoyu laughed and said, "Except for the Four Books, there are too many fabrications. Is it just me?"
Then he asked Daiyu: "Is there any jade?"
Everyone was puzzled by his words, so Daiyu thought that he had jade, so she asked me if I also had jade. She replied: "I don't have that. I think that jade is a rare thing, how can everyone have it."
After Baoyu heard this, he immediately became insane. He took off the spiritual jade from his waist, raised his hand, and wanted to throw it away. He cursed: "What a rare thing. You can't even judge whether a person is high or low, and you still say it's psychic, not psychic." Ling, here! I don’t want this trouble anymore!”
This scared everyone and rushed to pick up the jade.
Jia Mu stepped forward and hugged Baoyu anxiously and said, "What a shame!"
barrier! When you're angry, it's easy to beat or scold someone, so why bother breaking that lifeblood! "
Baoyu's face was full of tears and she cried: "I don't have any older sisters at home. I only have one. I think it's boring. Now that I have such a fairy-like sister, I don't have one. I know this is not a good thing."
After hearing this, everyone was a little confused. What does this mean?倀
Jia Min stood up, stepped forward, pushed Jia Mu away, grabbed the jade, and slapped her with her hand.
"Pa~"
Jia Baoyu was slapped and spun three times, then fell directly to the ground, with stars in his eyes and dizziness in his head.
Looking down at his nephew on the ground, Jia Min cursed: "The Jia family has three hereditary princes, and the princes are distinguished. As a descendant of the Jia family, you are not enterprising, but you are also stubborn and willful. What you do makes the old lady worry and suffer at such an old age." , do you think you did the right thing?
Moreover, look at the clothes on your body, you are wearing gold, silver and jade, but compared to those people outside, except for your clothes, how are you better than them?
Good-looking? Or are you physically weaker than them? Or are you inferior to others in studying and practicing martial arts?
Useless things!倀
At this moment, Jia Min stood in the middle hall, her imposing manner and domineering attitude were revealed. The girls looked like they were facing a man-eating lion, and they were all so frightened that they could not breathe.
Jia Baoyu lay on the ground and sobbed, and was scolded so much that he dared not speak out again.
In the past, with Jia Mu taking care of him, he could do whatever he wanted, but looking at this situation, it seems that Auntie is not afraid of grandma!
After a while, Jia's mother cried and stepped forward to help Baoyu up. She came forward to take a closer look and touched the swollen face. She felt very distressed. Then she turned around and yelled at Jia Min.
"You crazy girl, why do you attack your nephew as soon as you get home? He is my precious grandson. Do you still want to teach him?"
Jia Min shook his head. How could a child be taught well if he was so doting on him?
This Jia family is going to end.倀
….
My little carp
