Emei is a beautiful place, overlooking the abyss. The clouds and mists never disperse and the birds never stop.
The two elders, Xuan Ming and Xuan Ming, jumped off the cliff out of desperation. Naturally, they were not seeking death. They borrowed some strength in the air and hung on the cliff halfway.
After waiting for a long time, Zhou Zhiruo didn't catch up, and the two of them were a little disappointed.
There was no chance to use the Shixiang Ruanjin Powder in his hand. It was a powerful weapon against martial arts masters. So far, only the tantric masters who practice hard skills have not had much influence. The others, even themselves, can only be captured without antidote.
What is going on with this Emei sect?
Doesn't annihilation mean holding the Heavenly Sword and killing indiscriminately? How come the disciples you teach are so cautious?
In mid-air, looking at the endless abyss below, the two looked at each other and slowly climbed down. This time the target has extremely high martial arts skills and a tolerant personality, so the two of them have to make long-term plans.
At least on this mountain, there shouldn't be anything we can do.
The main reason is that this place is too small, and many places have disciples on duty twelve hours a day. Moreover, everyone has different meal times, so giving medicine will only alert the snake.
At this time, it is best to lead Zhou Zhiruo down the mountain.
Thinking of the target's graceful figure and tender face, Luzhangke suddenly swallowed his saliva and gained more energy to go down the mountain.
"Zhizhi, zhizhi~" When they heard the cry, the two of them were startled. They turned their heads and saw a monkey on the other side of the cliff, and a kitten looking this way.
A monkey and a cat grinned.
You can't move, right?
"Get out!" The deer stick man's wrist was torn apart by sharp claws. He had a bad temper and yelled angrily.
As a top master in the martial arts world, two little beasts dared to offend his tiger beard. They simply didn't know how to live or die.
Little Yellow Cat:? ? ?
The cat and the monkey looked at each other, nodded, then picked up the stone in their hands and threw it at them. A strong gust of wind hit the two poor old people.
Xuan Ming didn't care at first. After all, the stones thrown by monkeys and kittens were very powerful, but they still subconsciously avoided them.
"Boom~" A hole was opened in the mountain wall.
The second elder was stunned, and cold sweat instantly flowed down his forehead.
There is something wrong with Emei! They're all freaks!
Even if Zhou Zhiruo has such terrifying strength at a young age, can these two beasts still know martial arts?
A stern look flashed in Hebi Weng's eyes. With such strength, if he kept throwing rocks at them, the two of them would probably not be able to get down the mountain safely.
kill!
The two senior brothers have not been separated for decades, and they have the same mind. They know each other's meaning when they look at each other. The deer stickman took out a short stick from his waist. The head of the stick was forked in the shape of antlers. The whole body was dark and it was unknown what it was made of.
Throwing it hard, the short staff turned into a ball of white air and threw it at the two little beasts.
The crane pen man holds two pens, the tips of the pens are as sharp as a crane's beak, and the crystal light shines. He uses his feet to gain strength from the cliff and rushes directly over.
Just beasts! Between these cliffs, as long as you rush over, you will be dead.
Could it be that they could still walk freely on the cliffs?
Soon enough, the little yellow cat caught the short stick in its mouth as soon as it was thrown, and then jumped directly to the bulge on the cliff.
The little monkey was a few steps behind the little yellow cat. Seeing that something was wrong, he jumped to the other side. ….
The Hebiweng who rushed over was of course in vain.
"Junior brother, take back my weapon." Luzhangke shouted anxiously.
The two of them used strange weapons that were both strong and capable of channeling internal energy. The materials were naturally unusual, and they also required the work of famous craftsmen in the world. It took them several missions to obtain them.
It must not be thrown away casually.
"Bah, bah~" Hearing the sound, the two of them looked up and were stunned.
The weapon was eaten!
The two elders Xuan Ming looked at each other, and a cold air rushed directly from the soles of their feet to their foreheads.
Is this a monster?
The two of them can live to such an old age only because of two people.
Word: Be cautious! With almost no hesitation, he let go and continued to jump down the mountain.
If you can't afford to offend, you can't afford to hide?
Seeing the two people being so decisive, Miao Le grinned, and then said: "Meow~", the cry was clear but rippled between heaven and earth.
After a moment, dozens of big birds flew out of the mountains and hovered over the heads of the two elders, Xuan Ming, who had once again dropped more than ten feet.
The big bird didn't make any unnecessary attacks. With a movement of its tail, balls of loose bird droppings poured down on the target.
Xuan Ming and the other two elders were caught off guard, with their faces and mouths covered.
Damn it!
The two of them had been living in the royal palace for so many years, and were usually served by several maids, keeping them clean and hygienic. Today, this moment was simply challenging their physical limits.
"Ouch!" Luzhangke was the first to start vomiting uncontrollably. He could only move one hand and couldn't resist this purely disgusting attack, so he ate the most.
What's the use of training this ability on these birds? Are you sick?
Whoever trains these birds must not be a serious person!
"Meow~" The little yellow cat jumped to the side, glanced at it with its big blue eyes, and quickly looked away.
This is too disgusting! Who did it?
"Meow~"
Brothers, carry on!
Suddenly the birds pulled harder.
This is an order from the Overlord of Mount Emei. If he doesn't perform well, the stored winter grains may disappear for no reason, and then he can only go to the Emei sect to work and eat and drink. How miserable that would be.
"Stinky cat? Just wait for me. You have the guts to come and challenge me! What's the point of hiding aside? I tell you, if I have the chance in the future, I will eat it every day! Before each meal, I will personally remove your The same team skinned and torn apart the bones!"
Luzhangke screamed in dissatisfaction, his eyes were covered and he couldn't see clearly.
Since the two brothers came out to travel around the world, except when they faced Zhang Sanfeng and were almost beaten to death, they had never suffered such great grievances at any other time.
The little yellow cat was stunned, and its round blue eyes turned into vertical pupils, menacingly.
I was originally planning to let them go just for fun, but I didn't expect that I wanted to die.
What two righteous men!
He casually grabbed a small stone on the cliff, pointed it at the center of the martyr, aimed, and shot!
"Ah!" With a scream, Luzhangke burst into tears.
Precision or not is the difference between butchery and art.
"Senior brother! I'm here to save you!" Several Hebiweng jumped up to support him.
The two brothers have supported each other for decades, even without wives and children, just to enjoy happiness, wine, and women sometimes play together. ….
It was impossible for him to watch his senior brother die.
The little yellow cat paused for a moment. He admired this kind of good brotherly love at every cost, and immediately decided that they would always be together.
After a while, small stones were carried by the strong wind and shot toward the two of them, giving a condescending and saturating blow.
Anyone who offends me from shoveling shit will be punished no matter how far away!
"Boom~Boom~" Let's hit the sky with some more thunder.
"Ah!" The screams echoed through the sky.
…
In the disciple's residence, Zhou Zhiruo was soaking his feet at night when he heard the roar and frowned.
This is the sound of the Emei treasure "thunderbolt and fire bullet".
According to the rules of the Emei Sect, each of their direct disciples was assigned six thunderbolts for self-defense.
They are all female disciples, and one of them is used to fight the enemy. This thunderbolt and fire bomb are so powerful that they can injure even the best masters if they are caught off guard. The other is of course intended for suicide.
People in the world lick blood from the edge of a knife. Those guys who talk about benevolence, justice and morality may be the least about benevolence, justice and morality.
A woman as beautiful as a flower was captured, and it was impossible to imagine how they would be treated before their death. And this hidden weapon is a forbidden move that will destroy both jade and stone.
Was that senior sister harmed? Zhiruo was a little worried.
Then she thought of the two powerful enemies she encountered today. Could it be them?
"Dang, Dang~" six times in a row, Emei's bell rang to summon disciples urgently.
If you have tried this forbidden move, you must be encountering a strong enemy, and everyone must go to support you.
Zhiruo raised her white and tender feet and prepared to join the battle.
"Whoosh~" The yellow shadow flashed, and the little yellow cat rushed directly into the footbath.
"Plop~" Then the cat turned around in the basin, then jumped on the girl's face and licked her wildly.
Suck!
"Ah! Stinky Lele, that's my foot-washing water! You got it all over me!" The girl suddenly became anxious.
"Meow!" When the little yellow cat heard this, his body suddenly trembled, and his golden hair was as clean as new.
The girl with water stains on her head:? ? ?
Half a quarter of an hour later, a group of senior sisters stood on the edge of the cliff and looked towards the boundless abyss below.
"Senior Sister Ding, the thunderbolt and fire bomb just exploded at the bottom of this cliff." A disciple reported to Ding Minjun.
Even if the master is not here, Senior Sister Ding is the backbone of everyone.
Ding Minjun frowned, which junior sister encountered a powerful enemy and then chose to commit suicide at the bottom of the cliff? Or was he beaten down by the enemy?
"Call the number of people and see who is missing on the mountain?"
After a while, everyone was a little surprised that everyone was there, including Zhiruo, who had messy hair.
Ding Minjun's face turned cold and he said seriously: "According to the sect's rules, 'thunderbolts and fire bombs are life-saving materials. They are not allowed to be blown up and placed randomly. Each disciple will wait in his own bedroom."
In a moment, Junior Sister Jingxuan and I will check one by one. If we find out who it is, we will be fined a hundred taels of silver and be imprisoned in the Sutra Pavilion for two months! "
This rule is of course because some junior sisters were playful in the past few years and wanted to test the power of thunderbolts after getting them. Some are even set off as fireworks. A generation ago, an uncle put one in the incense burner of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva.
At that time, the master was burning incense and praying devoutly. The thunder and fire bomb directly blew up the incense burner to pieces, almost scaring the master to the point of urinating. The master was furious and then made this rule. ….
Moreover, this thing is expensive to make, each one is worth at least a few taels of silver. The key is that a secret weapon must be kept secret. If it is released at will, the enemy will know more and be prepared, and its power will be greatly reduced.
"yes!"
Hearing this, Zhiruo, who had a disheveled hair, suddenly thought of Lele who had returned happily just now, and had an ominous premonition.
Wasn't he the one who set off the fireworks?
Pay one hundred taels? It looks like she's going bankrupt again! Still eating candied haws? I'm afraid I'll have to eat the free gruel from the dining room every day.
Hurrying back to the bedroom, the girl rummaged carefully in the bedroom, and finally found her assigned thunder bomb in a corner of the bedroom.
Although this thing is not easy to explode and requires internal force to activate, she still carefully stores it in the corner.
When she saw the small black iron balls, Zhiruo breathed a sigh of relief and caressed her slightly developed chest.
Fortunately, it's not my own.
Wait, there seems to be something wrong with this weight!
The girl weighed it, her expression changed drastically, she squeezed her palms tightly and exerted force, the iron ball turned out to be a ball of black mud, what about her thunderbolt and fire bomb?
At the door, the little yellow cat and the golden monkey sat in a row, one looking to the left and the other to the right, their eyes wandering.
Zhiruo rushed over with a fierce attitude, holding a ball of black mud: "Who took it? You won't use it to blow up a hornet's nest, right?"
She felt that these two guys would definitely do this kind of thing.
Miao Le sat still, as long as I don't admit it, I'm not a ***!
The little saint next to him quietly pointed his finger at the king.
As we all know, if you offend the king, you will get a beating at most, but if you offend the Emei disciples, you won't even get a meal!
"Okay, Lele, you have learned how to steal things now, right?" The girl was furious.
Miao Le: "Meow!"
Impossible, not me, who said that?
When he turned around and saw that he had been betrayed by his little brother, the little yellow cat was furious and raised his paws, ready to
Tell him what fatherly love means!
Before he could make a move, Zhiruo pulled him into her arms and pointed, spitting: "What? Are you so powerful now? You have done something wrong and you still want to teach me a lesson?"
"Meow wow!" In the arms of the shit shoveler, the little yellow cat grinned, showing its sharp fangs, and widened its eyes without any fear.
how? Why don't you just steal something? I will dare next time! I want to steal your bellyband too!
Facing the extremely arrogant cute pet, the girl's chest heaved violently. Then, she opened her small mouth, whined, and bit into the cat's head.
"Yeah, I'll bite you to death!"
Miao Le:? ? ?
Oh, I'm dead!
…
Tieqiao River, also called Emei River, originates from Mount Emei and is more than a hundred miles long, meandering between Mount Emei and the Leshan Giant Buddha.
The two elders, Xuanming and Ming, supported each other and walked along the river. Whenever they accidentally looked at Mount Emei in the distance, they would tremble with fear.
There's a demon there!
Fortunately, the two of them had experienced many battles and had excellent psychological quality. They walked for more than ten miles before finally recovering.
Luzhangke stared at the cat mark on his arm and was very worried: "Junior brother, what do you think this mark means? Although the cat is strong, it seems a bit stupid. He will believe any oath we make."
Hebiweng was also a bit strange. Of course, he was so blessed that he knelt down and begged for mercy, and then swore that he would never harm any cat in the future. He would even try his best to help a cat when he saw it injured. In addition to a lot of other miscellaneous oaths, he was able to escape. Life. ….
But after the two of them took the oath, there was such a mark on their arms, which seemed to be of no use so far.
After walking for a long time, I finally saw a city in the distance. Luzhangke licked his lips. It can be said that today he has walked around the gate of hell.
He needs the warm and soft embrace of those little sisters! Thinking of those dewy girls, Luzhangke suddenly felt in awe.
Respect, respect! Luzhangke was a little anxious, his mind moved, and he moved again! As a result, the second brother, who usually responded to requests, had no response.
Luzhangke was stupid. He didn’t mention abstaining from sex when he swore! As if remembering something, he looked at Hebi Weng: "Junior brother, have you sworn to quit sex?"
Hebi Weng nodded: "The word "sex" is a knife on my head. She will only waste my time and energy. The situation just now was urgent, so of course I will bring it all with me."
Luzhangke:......
Have you considered my feelings?
After hesitating for a moment, Luzhangke still didn't believe in evil. He walked along the river for a while and finally saw a civilian woman fishing.
Without hesitation, he walked over and asked, "Girl, how's the catch? Is there a mouth here?"
Seeing that the two of them had high noses and deep eyes, as if they were from the Western Regions, the woman was a little hesitant, but she still replied: "Youkou, one hundred coins."
Luzhangke nodded, and then the two of them ran to the woods on the side to study how to fish in depth.
After a while, Luzhangke came out with a despairing look on his face and a sad face.
"Junior brother, it's over!"
Hebi Weng was stunned, and suddenly remembered that his senior brother seemed to have sworn not to eat meat or drink alcohol in the future.
Good guys, let's die together!
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My little carp
