Night falls.
After typing the last sentence of code, the operation and debugging are normal!
Miao Le breathed a sigh of relief and saved a few more hairs.
Silently looking at the computer monitor in front of him, he suddenly didn't know what to do in the next few hours that were entirely his own.
If you just graduated, you might go to the technology development group and ask a question: "Hello everyone, I just developed a toxic website monitoring software. Can you guys send me a URL to monitor it?"
Then a lot of strange links with numbers appeared...
As the years passed, skills increased, wages increased, and he learned more about more scenes, Miao Le gradually lost this worldly desire.
He smoothed his thin hair and looked at his handsome facial features on the screen. His appearance was slightly worse than that of the big readers. If it weren't for his short hair, he would definitely be invincible in the blind date market.
Miao Le felt that he should have the obligation to pass on this excellent gene.
Keep making money! Then go home for a blind date and find an honest woman to get married!
Opening a specialized technical group, Miao Le was ready to find a private job.
"Hello everyone, I am a transcendent person in the universe. Currently, 800 time-travel opportunities are provided for free! Just reply 5 to get a free time-travel opportunity. The quantity is limited, first come first served! Beauty, immortality, rights, dreams, three Thousands of worlds, reaching the pinnacle of life, just this once! What are you waiting for?"
Miao Le smiled and replied casually: "Oh, there are still people who believe this. 5!"
Next, it is naturally time for the sand sculpture netizens to perform.
“In the 5G era, does anyone still believe this? 5”
"I saw it 5 years ago, 5"
"Hahaha, all five of us in the dormitory laughed, 5"
"5555 Just broke up, please comfort 555"
...
Tsk tsk tsk~
Suddenly, there was a flash of electric light in the rental house, and then a smell filled the whole room.
"boom!"
"Damn it, I haven't spent all the money yet! Wait, I haven't deleted my browsing history yet!"
...
Chirp, chirp, chirp.
Amidst the melodious chirping of birds, Miao Le opened his eyes in a daze.
In front of me is a piece of green grass, very green, very green.
Looking around, there are huge trees rising and falling.
It looks like a forest, but everything seems to have been processed by Blu-ray 3080P, everything is so clear.
As he gets older, his vision becomes blurry, and Miao Le has not seen such a colorful and clear vision for a long time.
Maybe this is true!
But why is the grass so big?
There was a hint of surprise in Miao Le's heart.
"Brother, there is a kitten here!" Following a cold voice, Miao Le felt someone grabbed the back of his neck and lifted him up.
The field of vision gradually increased, the calves wrapped in black leather pants, the tight and strong thighs...the black leather top, the small hills, the cold face, and the gradually warm eyes.
In the eyes of the woman in front of him, Miao Le was shocked to see a small orange cat as big as a palm.
Raising his hand, Miao Le's dark blue eyes widened and he began to doubt his life.
I turned into a kitten?
"Such a small cat will probably not survive more than two days in this jungle. Don't waste it and roast it!" A man's voice came from the side.
The cold woman looked at the kitten in her hand and pursed her lips.
It was smaller than her palm-sized body, and its hair was jade-yellow, without a single color, especially its pink nose and mouth, which were so delicate and cute that she wanted to lick them a few times.
Not to mention the pair of eyes as pure and deep blue as the sea, staring blankly at its own paws.
What is this little kitten thinking? Do you suspect that the paw is not its own?
Stretching out her other hand and touching the kitten, she felt a sense of peace that she had never felt before.
Holding the kitten in his arms, Tian Yangsi looked back at the man in the middle of the team and said seriously: "I want to keep it!"
The man was slender and strong, but his face was fresh and resolute. When he heard this, he frowned: "If you can't survive, you will kill us if you scream during the mission!"
Touching the kitten in her arms, Tian Yangsi knew that her elder brother was right, but she felt extremely reluctant to let go. Even thinking of such a cute kitten being swallowed up by the forest, her heart began to hurt.
"Brother, I will keep it in a safe place when performing tasks."
Tian Yangsheng looked at his sister up and down, she was really surprised!
My sister, who has always been decisive in killing, actually violated the principles of a mercenary because of a kitten.
After thinking for a moment, he nodded: "Okay!" and continued walking forward.
At this time, Miao Le, who was in the "brain wave" state, began to realize that the "big power" was really in the group, and his wish really came true!
But why become a cat? Adding the word "bear" doesn't mean taking off?
What can a kitten do? Is it cute? It seems that from now on I can only find a shit-sweeping officer, Meow Meow, to spend my days.
Fortunately, even if I turn into a cat, I still look good.
Why!
Miao Le stretched out his paws, chose an angle, and lay down firmly, full of disappointment for the future.
Life is not easy, Maomao sighs!
Thinking about home, luckily he has a younger brother and sister, and since he worked overtime, the company will probably be able to compensate him a lot of money. Two children and three children will be great!
Before he finished sighing, a unique memory appeared in Miao Le's mind.
"Tmall Xuan Gong - Body Training Chapter"
An ordinary body weighs ten times, and when fully refined, it can reach the strength of a thousand kilograms!
Miao Le's big blue eyes suddenly widened.
Great!
I want to find a hundred shit shovels to serve me!
...
At night, three men and one woman sat around a campfire and had a serious discussion.
"How much money have we saved, and do we have enough money to buy arms?"
"It's not even close, just two more missions and it's almost there!"
"Okay, we are selling our lives, but we are not selling our lives to others. When the arms are purchased, we can go back and avenge our brothers!"
"revenge!"
...
Beside the woman, Miao Le, who was enjoying the barbecue food in peace, tilted his little head.
What these people said was a bit like the Cantonese he had heard. Fortunately, they spoke concisely and powerfully, otherwise Miao Le might not understand them.
However, after hearing what they were talking about clearly, he quickly shrank his small body.
Good guy! I'm afraid this bunch of people are not good people!
Seeing the sweetness of the kitten's food, Tianyangsi smiled and gently stretched out his hand to help comb its hair.
The eldest brother Tian Yangsheng on the side was very surprised. This kitten seemed to have some kind of magic?
Ever since their seven brothers were betrayed in a mission and four of them died, they were all holding their breath and frantically doing missions to earn commissions, waiting to return to Hong Kong Island for revenge.
After that incident, they stopped joking and talked less.
Walking up to the kitten, he stretched out his hand, ready to touch it twice.
Danger!
Miao Le, who was enjoying a massage and eating delicious food, instantly felt the man's covetousness.
"Meow!"
Turning his head, Miao Le arched his body towards Tian Yangsheng, the hair all over his body exploded, and he grinned and roared.
Don't touch me!
"Hmph!" Tian Yangsheng, who was killed from the sea of blood from the mountain of corpses, naturally did not care about the threat of a kitten and caught him in front of him in an instant.
Suddenly finding himself leaving the shit shovel's arms and hanging in the air, Miao Le blinked.
This is unreasonable! Isn’t it said that cats’ reactions are seven times that of humans? Is this cat not fully developed yet?
The exploded hair was immediately put away, and Miao Le yelled flatteringly at the man in front of him.
"Meow~meow"
Afraid of death, not shabby!
"Hahahaha..."
Stretching out his other hand and stroking the young and smooth body in front of him, Tian Yangsheng laughed happily.
Tian Yangsi on the side let out a sigh of relief. The eldest brother was decisive in his killing. If this cat was really ignorant, she would not be able to stop him even if he died.
What these brothers and sisters hate most is the white-eyed wolf.
After dinner, the brothers and sisters took turns to watch the night, finally allowing Miao Le to have some time alone, and began to practice according to the "Tmall Mysterious Technique - Body Training" in his mind.
At this time, Tian Yangsheng, who was watching the surroundings carefully by the fire, saw from the corner of his eye that the kitten kept making strange postures. Sometimes it put its legs on top of its head, and even turned its head to one side.
Is this... an illness?
Tian Yangsheng stepped forward and scratched curiously, and then he realized that the kitten was probably amusing himself, but the way he played was too advanced...
A beast is a beast.
Putting the kitten aside, Tian Yangsheng continued to look around, but his mood became much lighter.
After going back to take revenge this time, I will take my money and go to the mainland to live in seclusion with my younger brothers and sisters. From now on, I will no longer fight and kill, but just be a rich man and watch my younger brothers and sisters get married and have children.
Miao Le on the side was practicing and cheering himself up with what his leader usually said. The main reason was that even though the posture of practicing was strange, it was also very painful.
"It's better to turn over than to turn over, and it's better to live up to expectations than to be angry."
"Exercise your own efforts for success, and then success will be like a big slap on the face of those who once looked down on you. It will be as loud and as refreshing as you want."
...
If he hadn't been inspired by the dream of a hundred beautiful girls working as shit shovelers, he wouldn't have been able to persist.
There is something wrong with this script!
Miao Le, a senior member of the Salted Fish Party, began to doubt Maosheng.
...
In the morning, Tian Yangsi suspiciously took the kitten that had been spread out into a ball from his elder brother's arms: "This?"
Faced with his sister's accusation, Tian Yangsheng touched Miao Le's little head and said, "You cat seems to be sick! You played with your body like crazy last night, and now it's probably broken."
Holding the cat, which had shrunk into a small orange ball, Tian Yangsi didn't understand what his elder brother meant, so he thought about it for a while and then ignored it.
Brother should not be that kind of person!
He gently petted the kitten twice and then put her into his backpack.
"Mom will take you to kill someone today!"
...
"boom!"
"Da da da!"
"boom!"
Waking up amid a hail of bullets, Miao Le quietly poked his head out of his backpack.
Whoosh!
A bullet flew not far above his head.
Miao Le quickly shrank back, what a group of fierce bandits!
Half an hour later, the sound gradually disappeared. Miao Le poked his head out again, jumped onto the woman's shoulder with a slight jump, and scanned the surroundings.
In a cottage, there are damaged human bodies everywhere. Several brothers are searching everywhere. Sometimes they will be merciful and shoot two more shots when the human beings are angry.
He walked peacefully.
hiss!
Taking a breath of cold air, Miao Le decided not to be fussy about their touch in the future!
The leftover is king, and survival is everything.
In the evening, because a batch of supplies was seized, there was plenty of food.
Woo, woo woo...
Miao Le's food is very sweet, with various canned foods and fish, so delicious~
Watching a large amount of food disappear into the cat's small mouth, Tianyangsi's eyes widened and he was very surprised: "Brother, why does this cat eat so much? It won't be full to death."
Tian Yangsheng was also a little surprised, but in order to maintain the stable image of his eldest brother, he thought about it and explained: "It's okay, Xiaole is growing, so it's better to eat more."
Meow, meow~
