"Oh my god! Have you watched the news?!"
"Zombies have appeared in both Zhongyuan and Jiangzuo!"
"The scariest thing is probably the one who died on the highway with the little bronze man..."
"My family is from Longmen, Luocheng. I can only say that something happened to us a few days ago."
"Are you going to revive your spiritual energy?!"
"It's nothing to revive spiritual energy, it's just a strange revival!"
Because of the headlines in the past two days, all kinds of speculations are flying on the Internet.
But soon, just like the Cang'er Forty-Six Knife, Zhongzhou White Sword Girl, and the Airport Murder Case before, the popularity disappeared little by little.
By the afternoon of that day, the few news items about “zombie” could no longer be seen on hot searches.
Liangcheng, Songyuan Public Security Police Station, Interrogation Room.
"Name?"
"Yang Ning."
"Profession?"
"The seancer."
"..."
Without waiting for the police officer to ask again, Yang Ning explained on her own: "It's a person who sells spiritual babies, just like the God of Wealth and Buddha cards."
The police officer's frown relaxed and he continued to ask: "Four college students called the police and said that you led them to see dead people in Song Garden last night. Is this true? There are no dead people in Song Garden. ?”
Yang Ning didn't expect those four college students to be so disrespectful of martial ethics!
I kindly took them to see dead people and visit the ghost market, but then ended up giving them away? !
After thinking for a while, Yang Ning felt that this matter might need to be confused, so he said: "There is a haunted house in Song Garden."
Hearing this answer, the two police officers in the interrogation room immediately showed an expression of "Sure enough" on their faces.
One of the police officers immediately asked: "So, you used the dead people in the haunted house to scare those college students?"
"Have any property or props been stolen from the haunted house?"
Yang Ning curled her lips: "I don't even want to give it to me."
Police officer: "You just need to answer yes or no."
"No."
After browsing through the deeds that Yang Ning might have committed, the police officer said: "Your case may be big or small, and the result depends on your attitude. You are not allowed to use fake dead people to scare people anymore, you know? This is wrong. of."
Yang Ning blinked, raised his hand and said solemnly: "I promise! I will never use fake dead people to scare people in the future!"
The police officer was very satisfied with Yang Ning's attitude, "That's right! Tell me, how dishonest is it to scare people by pretending to be dead in the middle of the night?"
Yang Ning nodded in agreement: "Well, it's quite tasteless."
Seeing how handsome Yang Ning is and how obedient he is, the police officer also likes him.
We usually see a lot of people who commit crimes, but when they suddenly saw this kind of young man who was just a little naughty but hadn't made any serious mistakes, the police officer didn't feel too embarrassed. He immediately packed up his things and stood up and said, "Okay. Remember this lesson, write a promise, and then leave.”
With that said, the two questioning police officers left temporarily.
Soon after, when one of the police officers returned to the interrogation room, Yang Ning's pledge had already been written.
Looking at the crooked words there and even having many pinyin characters, the police officer hesitated for two seconds and said in deep thought: "Why do you write these words like a dog crawling?"
"Still, there's pinyin? Young man, your attitude is unacceptable!"
As he said that, the police officer felt a sudden cold wind blowing around him.
Yang Ning turned around and stared at the empty area next to the police officer, and then responded to the police officer: "I was abducted and sold to the mountains when I was less than five years old. I can only recognize words because of my daily routine, cough, cough!"
“It all depends on my usual hard work and self-discipline.”
"As for writing, I'm sorry, I've tried my best."
"After all, people like me, working hard, have just reached the starting point of my peers."
Yang Ning's words were a deliberate act of misfortune. He was just too lazy to write, so he let poetry write for him.
His world is very different from that of ordinary people.
If he wants to learn something, he doesn't need to learn it like ordinary people.
The so-called hard work and self-discipline are true, but they are not the decisive factors.
Hard work and self-discipline can only make people stronger, not invincible.
At this time, listening to Yang Ning's words, "I have just reached the starting point of my peers after trying my best," the police officer's expression suddenly changed. He remembered that the information he just checked on Yang Ning did not find out about his parents. There was only one surname. Zhou's guardian.
Now the police officers seemed to be able to understand why Yang Ning used fake dead people to scare those college students.
After all, they are all of the same age group. Others are still in school, but he has already begun to work as a so-called "spiritual master" for a living.
In fact, this emotionally rich police officer has already seen a picture in his mind: Yang Ning has a bag on his shoulder filled with inferior little soul babies. He is walking down the street and asking everyone he meets: "Hello?" Invite a spiritual baby to form a good relationship?"
As a result, he was waved away like a fly.
After finally giving away a spiritual baby, I only earned ten yuan.
It was given to me very reluctantly.
Thinking of this, the police officer silently put away Yang Ning's guarantee letter and said slowly: "Sorry! There's nothing wrong with this guarantee letter. Come on, I'll take you out!"
After saying that, he asked: "Have you eaten? Do you have any money? How about I give you some?"
Yang Ning nodded and said, "I really don't have much money anymore. Look..."
Without saying anything, the police officer took out his mobile phone and said, "Come on, my wife just gave me 200 yuan in pocket money this morning. I also hid some personal money. Besides, you can eat in our cafeteria -"
As he said that, the police officer suddenly felt something was wrong. He stared at Yang Ning's clothes.
Looking at Yang Ning's face, which seemed to have been carefully taken care of by a professional makeup artist, she felt that things were not as simple as she thought.
"Well, let's forget it. Why do I have the nerve to take your money?"
At this time, Yang Ning laughed "haha", patted the police officer's hand, turned around and walked out.
Outside the inquiry room, Chen Tao was so angry that his nose almost turned crooked!
As soon as Yang Ning came out, he said angrily: "Don't have any money?"
"You still want to ask our police officers for money?"
"Master Yang, Yang Shenxian! The thickness of your skin is hundreds of millions of points stronger than your abilities!"
Yang Ning knew that she was in the wrong and smiled: "Joke, joke..."
Reaching out to signal the police officer to leave, Chen Tao told him: "Comrade, those of us who earn thousands of dollars a month should not empathize with others who casually earn millions in a single transaction."
"How many millions?!"
On the spot, the police officer’s expression became extremely exciting little by little!
After he left, Chen Tao looked at Yang Ning and said, "If I were you, I wouldn't be able to swallow this breath!"
"In front of that police officer, I have to show him a dead person!"
"What do you mean by pretending to be dead? Who are you looking down on here?"
"You still use fake dead people to scare people? Haha!"
It can be heard that Chen Tao is very resentful now.
He continued: "I, Yang Ning, can not only kill living people, but also bring the dead back to life!"
"Even if it's a thousand-year-old mummy, I can dig it out and throw it to the street where it will kneel down!"
"Isn't it Master Yang?! Is this a good thing you did?!"
"Cough, cough, that..."
Yang Ning cleared his throat and said, "Captain Chen, don't talk nonsense!"
"If you keep talking nonsense, you may have to be transferred to the lower county to become a captain."
Chen Tao: "..."
"Well, you, when are you leaving? You didn't reply to me when I sent you messages before. I still miss you..."
"Come on, let me buy you two drinks at the door!"
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