The fake looked at Lu Yao in great surprise, "You actually found out? I obviously pretended to be very good, how did you find out?"
The sword in Lu Yao's hand accurately stabbed the fake's heart, "Bah, someone like you dares to pretend to be my fat brother."
The imposter who was stabbed opened a pair of dead fish eyes, "Why did you find out that I was a fake? Why?"
Lu Yao looked at the counterfeit lying on the ground and kept saying "Why?". He rolled his eyes and said with a bad smile: "You are too thin! You look different from my fat brother at first glance."
"Is that what you said?"
The fat man's voice suddenly sounded from the side, and a pair of stubby calves appeared in Lu Yao's field of vision. When he raised his head, he saw another impostor appeared. Maybe he had learned his lesson. This impostor was better than the one lying on the ground. He had put on a lot of weight, and the fat man's originally decent facial features were squeezed out by the fat and looked like a steamed bun.
Seeing that Lu Yao was silent, the fat man thought that Lu Yao had recognized him. He also pointed in the same direction and said, "Lu Yao, look at the Queen Mother of the West's treasure right there. Hurry up and pretend to leave!"
Seeing that he was still standing still, Lu Yao stabbed him directly with his sword, causing his huge body to fall backwards.
"Well...I'm already fat, why?"
"You are too short, my fat brother is a 185 strong man!"
Another fat man with 185cm and full muscles appeared in the same position. Good guy, these muscles are bigger than Pan Zi’s!
"Lu Yao...I...why?"
Stabbed to death!
Lu Yao squatted on the ground and looked at the three "fat men" who had been stabbed to death. There was no bleeding, no disappearance, and they felt like real flesh. There was no human skin mask on the face, no fighting power, and could not move. He wanted the one next to the throne very much. treasure.
"Why?" The macho fat man's mouth was still moving.
Lu Yao looked over the corpse to the stairs below. Wu Xie and the others were slowly climbing up. He touched his chin and said tentatively:
"It doesn't bleed even after being stabbed. What if he doesn't die? Or he can make up for it by cutting off his head."
Before Lu Yao finished speaking, bright red blood flowed out from under the three corpses, but this blood was a bit thin and flowed too fast.
"I'm just pretending to be my fat brother. I might as well pretend to be my third uncle. How much does the third uncle pretend to be!"
Wu Sanxing suddenly appeared, with a friendly smile on his unshaven face.
"My eldest nephew, my third uncle is here..."
A sword hit his chest, and a hole appeared directly in his chest that could be seen behind him. Lu Yao pulled out his sword and slashed his neck with it, leaving a wound deep enough to show the bone.
"Fuck! Return to Third Uncle, a living person's throat was cut, and the blood didn't spurt?"
"Big nephew, ah!"
Another Wu Sanxing appeared and bumped directly into Lu Yao's sword. A fountain of blood appeared at the wound. If Lu Yao hadn't dodged quickly, he might have been showered on his face.
"If nothing else, it's a good idea to know your mistakes and be able to correct them."
"This is Ji Lianlian, how could it be the third uncle?"
"Fuck, how can Chen Wenjin be only a teenager? She is the third uncle's wife!"
"Are you stupid? Why do you call me Hua'erye? Of course he likes to wear flowery shirts!!"
"How can Mr. Hua wear white clothes? Of course he wears black."
"Black glasses love wearing Hawaiian vacation suits! The more you spend on them, the more you like them."
"The boys all wear long gowns and hold fans."
"Brother obviously loves to wear little dinosaur sweatshirts."
"Wu Xie obviously likes to wear women's clothes? What are you wearing for him?"
"Wuxie obviously has long hair that reaches his waist."
"Wuxie obviously wears a little dinosaur sweatshirt just like my little brother."
…
By the time Wuxie and Fatty risked their lives to climb up to the top of the altar, Lu Yao was surrounded by dead Wuxie, Jie Yuchen, Fatty, and Zhang Qilin. There were also seven or eight black glasses with their lower bodies cut off on the ground. climb.
It can be said that there is a river of blood, and the top step has been soaked in blood red.
The fat man blinked and asked with concern: "Xiaoluzi, are you okay?"
Lu Yao wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead and said hypocritically: "I'm so exhausted, why did you get in there?"
Black Glasses patted his head, "I see you're having a good time? Are you still wearing women's clothes? Are you still crawling on the ground?"
"Xie Yuchen likes to wear women's clothes?"
"Wu Xie also likes to wear women's clothes?"
Lu Yao smiled guiltily, "Hey, don't I want to give everyone more opportunities to try!"
Even Zhang Qilin, who had always been careless, couldn't help but beat Lu Yao when he saw a corpse with two braids and a floral cotton-padded jacket.
After the commotion, several people began to study how these counterfeiters appeared.
"Can you see from below how they appear?"
"I can't see it. I can only see you throwing corpses wildly and blood flowing into the river." Wuxie pulled the guy in the dinosaur suit, "But I can hear what you said behind me."
Lu Yao said with a proud look on his face: "How about it? Mr. Hua'er is very suitable for the Northeastern flower, and my little brother is also very suitable for the little dinosaur sweatshirt. I also said that the fat brother is a 185 macho man."
"It has to be my brother!"
The fat man gave Lu Yao a fist with a smile on his face, and Lu Yao waved his hand to be polite!
Upon seeing this, Black Glasses stretched out his long hand and clamped Lu Yao's head, "Tell us about your love and hate relationship with Mr. Hei?"
The others all turned away and snickered. This damn kid was really wicked. One over there was missing a leg and an arm, there was a kid over there missing two legs, and there was a kid over there who had both arms and legs missing. of.
"Accident, purely accidental. He showed up before I even planned it. Why don't you go check what it is."
Over there, Wuxie was in the pile of corpses. After searching for a long time, he didn't find any clues. Looking at the familiar faces, he felt unspeakably awkward and said tentatively: "Shouldn't the original form be revealed after death?"
As Wu Xie's words fell, the corpses and blood stains on the ground suddenly dispersed, just like the wall below, they dispersed directly.
"Fuck!"
Several people gathered together in an instant and were on guard.
On the last stone step, a cloud of mist suddenly surged up, vaguely forming the shape of a person.
Soon the mist turned from empty to solid, and turned into a majestic woman, wearing an elegant red dress, with a head full of pearls, and an angry expression on her face.
"Who are you? Why are you trespassing on our clan's holy land?"
The fat man whispered: "Why do I look like the woman sitting on the throne?"
"We're not under an illusion, are we?"
"no?"
"How about I go over and try stabbing him with a sword? I've always killed him with just one sword before."
"It's that easy? How about giving it a try?"
Lu Yao's inner strength gathered at his feet, ready to run away at any time, but he didn't expect that, just like before, he could not die anymore with a sword sealing his throat.
