"Your Majesty, my little girl is both talented and beautiful!"
Changsun Wuji drank in a low voice.
"Your Majesty, my little girl can go to the hall and go to the kitchen!" Du Ruhui roared.
"Your Majesty, my little daughter is very tall!" Changsun Wuji shouted.
"Your Majesty, my little girl is guaranteed to have a son!" Du Ruhui was not to be outdone, and continued to speak passionately: "Your Majesty, let my little girl marry His Highness the King of Chu first."
"Your Majesty, you must not do it. Your Majesty, my little daughter and His Royal Highness the King of Chu are a match made in heaven!" Changsun Wuji was so anxious that he almost tore his sleeves.
Li Shimin:…….
He looked at the two people in front of him, dumbfounded.
These two old men...
call…….
Li Shimin shook his head.
He really didn't expect that the two of them would quarrel over this matter.
Fortunately, they were not around when Fang Xuanling wanted to marry a daughter, otherwise it would have been another farce.
Speaking of Fang Xuanling...
For a sudden moment, Li Shimin's eyes changed a little, but he quickly regained his composure.
"Okay, okay, both I and the Queen are aware of this matter. You should go and do your own business quickly."
Li Shimin laughed, waved his hand forward and said so.
Now, he was afraid that if he agreed to one of them, the other person's blood would be splattered on the spot.
If everyone agrees, it will be difficult to handle if the King of Chu doesn't like it.
Go to the lake first, then pick it up carefully and take a look!
Ha ha!
I, Qilin'er, am so unparalleled. To be honest, the daughters of your family are just mediocre. They are better than the daughters of ordinary families. But just a little better, it is enough to be a concubine for the King of Chu.
Forget it, let’s wait until King Chu comes back to talk about it.
Li Shimin made up his mind.
Du Ruhui and Changsun Wuji glanced at each other, their faces darkening.
"snort!
"
The two of them rolled down their sleeves one after another, without looking at each other.
At this moment, a group of imperial doctors suddenly rushed over in a hurry.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, where is Your Majesty?"
"Your Majesty, are you okay? Your Majesty, hurry up, lie down, and don't let the meridians flow backwards!"
"Your Majesty, what is going on? Your Majesty, is there anything wrong with you recently?"
"Your Majesty, quickly, quickly, stretch out your arm and let me check your pulse."
"……."
Liu Guang of the Imperial Medical Office was leading a group of old men from the Imperial Medical Office. They looked anxious and took long steps, wishing they could take two steps at a time.
When Liu Guang and others came in, they all rushed in without any pause or notice.
When they got the news, they rushed here in a hurry.
Damn it!
Your Majesty is stupid!
Your Majesty's mind is crazy!
Your Majesty is almost dying!
Each one is more evil than the other, how dare these people neglect them.
Li Shimin:? ? ? ? ?
Changsun Wuji and four others:? ? ? ? ?
They were also covered.
Looking at the group of old doctors from the Imperial Medical Office with blank eyes, they were all a little confused.
What's going on?
Who is sick?
His Majesty?
"His Majesty!"
At this time, Liu Guang hurriedly spoke: "Your Majesty, sit down quickly. I heard about the morning meeting and came immediately."
"Your Majesty, I wonder how many days have it been since Your Majesty had such nonsense?"
Liu Guang's eyes were full of concern.
Carefully supporting Li Shimin, he was about to help him onto the stool.
Li Shimin:…….
Changsun Wuji and four others:…….
understood!
I understood it instantly!
Damn it!
Who would have thought that the news of the early morning meeting would spread so quickly. Damn it, everyone from the Imperial Medical Office was mobilized.
Li Shimin didn't know what to say.
He smiled bitterly, waved his hand and said, "It's okay, Doctor Liu, it's okay, I'm fine, I'm really fine!"
Liu Guang's face changed, but he became even more anxious when he heard this, and said: "Your Majesty, generally speaking, only people who suffer from hysteria will always say that they are fine."
The corners of Li Shimin's mouth twitched.
Damn it, I'm fine, I can't even say that I'm fine?
"Your Majesty, let us take a look."
"That's right, Your Majesty, let Mr. Liu take your pulse."
"Your Majesty, please don't resist and cooperate with our treatment."
"……."
Other people from the Imperial Medical Office tried to persuade him.
Changsun Wuji and the four of them stood nearby with smiles on their faces.
Who would have thought that it could develop like this.
The people at the Imperial Medical Office are also really... loyal.
"Okay, okay, I'm really fine. You all should go first. I want to be quiet."
Li Shimin had no choice but to smile bitterly and push away Liu Guang, who was already about to check his pulse.
Damn, I’m not sick!
What's this?
"Li Junxian, send all the imperial doctors back." Li Shimin shouted.
Li Junxian came in with Jin Wuwei.
Liu Guang and the others looked anxious.
But there is no way.
"Changsun Pushe, Prime Minister Du, please advise your majesty! If your majesty is sick, you must treat it as soon as possible, otherwise you will waste time and the gain will not be worth the loss!"
"Your Majesty, for the sake of the world and the sake of the people, please allow me to diagnose your pulse."
"……."
The doctors yelled randomly, but their voices became farther and farther away.
Li Shimin let out a heavy breath.
He glanced sideways at the four people next to him who were suppressing laughter and shaking their shoulders crazily, and waved with a dark face.
"What are you still doing? Go get busy! Grandma, please tell the Prince of Chu's Mansion. I will put my reputation on the line. If anything goes wrong with the pork, I...I can't spare them!"
"
The corners of Li Shimin's mouth twitched.
The four people nodded quickly and rushed out like crazy.
Immediately afterwards….
"Hahaha……."
Loud laughter came from outside.
Li Shimin took a deep breath, his face turned dark, but after a moment he couldn't help shaking his head and laughing.
This is nothing.
….…….……….
East Palace.
As soon as Li Chengqian got up, he got some bad news.
Sikong Pei Ji came over.
This time happened to be during the morning session. Pei Ji would sometimes report things to him, but mostly at noon, because he knew that Li Chengqian was sleepy.
And they usually come right after morning service...
this…….
Li Chengqian's eyes flickered and he murmured: "Something bad happened, so Pei Sikong needs to report it immediately?"
He had a guess.
But the next moment,
Shaking his head, he stopped thinking about it, quickly got dressed and walked out.
Lobby.
When Pei Ji saw Li Chengqian in formal attire, he looked overjoyed and said, "Your Highness, you are finally here."
He stood up from his seat.
Li Chengqian stretched out his hand to stop him from coming, and said with a smile: "Pei Sikong, you haven't been here for a long time. I didn't know you were coming today..."
He got straight to the point.
When it came to business, Pei Ji took a deep breath and said with a serious face: "Your Highness, I have something important to tell you, and...it's something very outrageous."
"This morning, Your Majesty heard from some monster that he wanted to worship pork as a sacred object and let the people of Chang'an City and even the whole world eat it."
"Say, what is this?
"
Let everyone in the world eat pork? !
Li Chengqian was stunned immediately.
confused.
Puzzled.
Unbelievable.
Even when he came here, Li Chengqian had a lot of guesses about Pei Ji's arrival today, but he just didn't think about the pork aspect.
pork? !
Why would my father focus on pork? !
Li Chengqian was completely stunned.
Seeing his attitude, Pei Ji immediately understood that even His Majesty's closest relative, the Crown Prince, did not know about this matter.
He sighed and continued: "Your Highness, I just asked the doctors at the Imperial Medical Office. They said this is hysteria and a brain disease."
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"This is the most likely possibility."
"I never expected that His Majesty, who is upright and middle-aged, would experience such a catastrophe. Hey, even the people in the Imperial Medical Office said so. Your Majesty... is no longer suitable to stay on the throne and govern the entire world."
"Your Highness the Crown Prince, I would like to inquire carefully to determine whether His Majesty's brain is really sick. If the evidence is conclusive, then I would like to work with many old ministers and us to jointly send His Highness the Crown Prince to the throne and become the new emperor!
"
New emperor!
This sentence, like the eight characters "Ordered by God to live long and prosperous", has a great temptation for Li Chengqian.
Li Chengqian's eyes suddenly became hot.
but!
Calmed down quickly.
Exhale.
"Huh... Pei Sikong, I know that you have your own basis for your judgment, but I also have my own basis."
"Although I don't know what exactly happened in this morning's meeting, I can be sure that my father... is definitely not suffering from a brain disease."
Li Chengqian said with great certainty.
Pei Ji smiled bitterly and said, "Your Highness, you were not at the morning court, so..."
"You don't need to be here alone."
Li Chengqian narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at the blazing sun outside the window. He flicked his sleeves and interrupted: "Pei Sikong, time will give us an accurate answer."
"Seven days, Gu only needs seven days. If you still think that your father is suffering from hysteria after seven days, then Gu will plan to ascend the throne! Become the new emperor!
"
….…….….……
Imperial Medical Office.
Liu Guang led a group of imperial doctors, squatting in the pharmacy with a sad face.
The atmosphere is a bit depressing.
"Mr. Liu, what should we do about this matter? His Majesty's condition seems to be a bit serious."
"Yes, Dr. Liu, His Majesty won't let us take care of it. We can't really just ignore it. It's safer to treat this brain disease as early as possible."
"That's right, Doctor Liu. Your Majesty has named a pig like a despicable animal as a sacred beast that protects the country, and... he also publicized it. This... This is a complete diagnosis. Your Majesty must be mentally abnormal!"
"Who says it's not the case? Hey... At your age, Your Majesty should have made great achievements, but he didn't expect that he would suffer from such a disease."
"Mr. Liu, please think of a solution quickly!"
"……."
This group of imperial doctors surrounded Liu Guang and said one after another.
His face was anxious.
His eyes were serious.
They are imperial doctors, but now His Majesty is ill and cannot be cured. To be honest, they feel very aggrieved.
Liu Guang took a deep breath.
He held his beard beside his mouth with one hand and looked heavy.
Even the gray eyebrows were trembling a little.
He was not in a hurry.
But the attitude of His Majesty Tai Chi Palace today...
"You're right!"
Liu Guang nodded heavily.
"No, His Majesty's illness must be treated. You wait here while I go... I'll go find the Queen!"
Liu Guang stood up in a hurry and ran out.
Find the queen!
When the other doctors heard this, they were all happy.
right!
Go to the Queen. Your Majesty will not listen to them, but you will definitely listen to the Queen.
With the Queen's intervention, His Majesty's brain disease must be cured.
Although it may not be cured, you can always intervene to alleviate the symptoms.
Everyone looked at Liu Guang's hurried away figure and sighed softly.
These old men are extremely sorry.
They can be said to be the most outstanding doctors in the world, but... I'm afraid they can't do anything about brain diseases.
Just like the Queen's Qi disease.
"Your Majesty... Your Majesty, and the Queen, are suffering from gas and brain diseases, hey..."
"Why, why! God is so unfair. The Queen is suffering from mental illness. Fortunately, she has just stabilized during this period and has not relapsed. However, Your Majesty has contracted brain disease again!"
"Who says it's not the case? It's really difficult for Your Majesty."
"Everyone, don't sigh. Get ready quickly. As soon as you receive the order to treat His Majesty, you must use what you have learned throughout your life."
"That's right, prepare! Your Majesty is seriously ill, so you must be well prepared!
"
"……."
All these old doctors stood up.
There was determination in his eyes.
This time, His Majesty’s brain disease must be cured!
Poor man.
All the imperial doctors sighed in their hearts.
….…….…….…
The main residence of the Li family in Longxi.
Other courtyard.
The head of the Li family in Longxi, the head of the Cui family in Qinghe, and the head of the Zheng family in Xingyang looked at the several family officials in front of them.
These officials have already explained what happened in the morning.
"Hiss... Li Shimin wants to push pork?"
The head of the Li family in Longxi took a deep breath, his face as solemn as iron, but his eyes were shining with excitement and excitement.
Is Li Shimin crazy?
Still stupid? !
Damn it!
This news is too exciting!
"Is this true or false?" The head of the Li family in Longxi pursed his chapped lips and asked slowly.
"Master Li, I think we are inseparable."
One of the family officials was silent for a moment and said solemnly: "Otherwise, if he is so good, why would he bring the pig to the imperial city? He also named it a sacred beast that protects the country, and he said that pork is edible."
"This... is not good for him at all. Who would say this except a madman? You know, if the people know about today's morning meeting, Erlang of the Li family will suffer huge ridicule and Point and point!”
"Pigs are not only hated by us, but also by ordinary people in the Tang Dynasty. But Li Shimin... said he could eat them. Isn't he crazy? Isn't he stupid?"
Another official echoed: "Yes, this matter may be a little strange, but the strangeness does not affect our preparations. Maybe this time is really a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and our family can completely control the world in one fell swoop!"
"Furthermore, even if we can't help it, His Highness the Crown Prince can. When I came back, I saw that Pei Ji had already gone to tell His Highness the Crown Prince that as long as it was confirmed that Li Shimin was crazy, all the officials would force him to abdicate!
"
Hearing this, the head of the Li family in Longxi nodded vigorously.
