"That's enough, shut up!"
After holding the incense for another half a stick, Li Shimin suddenly growled.
As soon as these words came out,
In an instant, the entire hall suddenly calmed down.
You can hear the needle drop.
The excited princes all looked at Li Shimin, filled with indignation and panting, as if they wanted to hear Li Shimin's explanation.
"Why are you arguing? I just hugged my piggy, and that's all you do? Can you have some knowledge? Can you have some discernment?"
"This is another auspicious beast of our Tang Dynasty. Even if it is said to be the beast that protects the country, it is not an exaggeration! What are you guys speculating on? It's really annoying to death, summer insects can't talk about ice, huh!"
Li Shimin's voice revealed aloofness and arrogance.
A bunch of ignorant old men!
Do you know pork?
Do you know the plan of King Chu?
This is the good prescription that King Chu gave to the world, do you understand? They are really a bunch of ignorant guys!
Look at what the world has produced, a bunch of cows, horses, ghosts and gods.
Just like this, do you dare to talk in the court?
This is really….
Rubbish!
Li Jing and the others are military commanders, so it’s okay if they don’t know this. Look at the distorted facial features of you, the looks of indignation, and the looks of each of you staring at heads bigger than urinals. How dignified are you mouthing here?
You know what the hell!
A bunch of country bumpkins!
Li Shimin was laughing wildly in his heart.
However, in fact, it was a bit unexpected for Piggy to suddenly make a big fuss in the hall.
but…….
Seeing the encouraging reactions of this group of people, Li Shimin immediately had an idea in his mind.
It seems like this is a great opportunity to promote pork.
As you have just seen, pigs are undisputedly cheap meat, both in the eyes of the upper reaches of the elite and in the eyes of the common people.
This impression is already somewhat ingrained.
Want to break.
If you use conventional means to promote something, it would be a little difficult.
This will definitely slow down the promotion of pork.
But now there is such a heated debate in the main hall. When it spreads to the people, top-down promotion of pork will definitely have a much better effect than conventional promotion.
Much faster too!
Speed is life!
Li Shimin really wants to let the people go now. Let Datang completely accept pork.
Without further ado!
He now has a plan in his mind to use the chief official to completely promote pork.
But as soon as he said these words, no matter the pro-Li sect or the aristocratic family, Pei Ji, Xiao Yu and others, all exploded.
As for the generals, Li Jing, Qin Qiong and others suddenly fell silent when they heard what Li Shimin said.
They were the people who followed Li Shimin back then and had been with him since he was the King of Qin. Naturally, they knew Li Shimin better than any official.
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Li Shimin was not someone who let things go without any reason.
Is it possible that this matter...
No mystery? !
They looked at Piggy in Shimin's arms and suddenly had a bold idea in their minds.
Couldn't this thing be found from Prince Chu's Mansion?
….
Could it be that it was His Royal Highness King Chu’s private money? !
They are Li Shimin's cronies, so they all know that the recent series of divine objects that have benefited the world all come from the King of Chu.
At this moment.
As soon as this idea came out, they felt that everything was clear in an instant.
But the rest of the gentlemen, Gungun, can't even think of going here. Some of them can't even think of going here.
The King of Chu may not even know.
And at this time.
For those officials from aristocratic families, finding an opportunity to attack Li Shimin was like a piranha rushing forward after seeing blood.
Totally killer red eyes!
"Your Majesty, what are you talking about? What kind of summer insect can't talk about ice? We are correcting your mistake, Your Majesty!
"Yes, Your Majesty, you are wrong, do you want to continue to be wrong?"
"It's outrageous enough for this bitch to appear in the main hall. It would be even more outrageous if it were spread out and everyone knew about it. This would be the most ridiculous thing in the world!
Pei Ji was furious.
He guessed that Li Shimin must be making excuses for himself.
What auspiciousness?
What kind of guardian beast?
It's just a piggy, even if it puts its mouth on the stone, it can't tell, this thing can be auspicious.
Just being tough? !
Auspicious?
Can pigs be auspicious?
ridiculous!
That's ridiculous!
"That's right, Your Majesty, Pei Sikong is right this time. There is no such thing as a divine beast that protects the country. Your Majesty, if you say this, it is already outrageous enough."
"This bastard, this bastard, hiss... What ability does it have? It can become the guardian beast of my country, the Tang Dynasty!
"We don't agree, Your Majesty, just ask the people of the Tang Dynasty to see who can agree!"
"It's ridiculous, it's so ridiculous. This bitch is of no use at all. Your Majesty, I think you want to admit your mistake to the people of the world. Go now. Otherwise, today's morning meeting will only become a laughing stock for the people!
Xiao Yu yelled in agreement.
This time, it was the first time that he stood on the same side as Pei Ji in the court.
"That's right, Your Majesty, go and admit your mistake, otherwise, I'm afraid you will be called a foolish king."
"That's right, Your Majesty, we can understand other kings' obsession with women, but you... are addicted to such a despicable thing, haven't you also reduced yourself to such a despicable thing?"
"If you tell me, everyone in the world will laugh at you. Your Majesty, you are really going to be called a bitch."
"Your Majesty, kill it quickly and apologize to the world!
"……."
All the officials shouted.
The voices are really louder and more fierce than the last.
They are excited!
The excitement is extremely exciting!
Naturally, there is no way to say this. You can say it however you want to feel comfortable and to stimulate Li Shimin.
These days, the officials of the family can be said to have a headache.
Affected by various things.
Moreover, their buttocks are still aching, and some of them have not yet fully recovered.
In this way, Li Shimin made such a big mistake, and he screamed and screamed, really bursting into anger, venting the frustration in his heart.
Li Shimin looked at them all like dogs that had been hungry for three days, and gently rubbed Piggy's head with his fingers.
….
"Just because you said this and slandered me like this, believe it or not, I can still beat you thirty times."
Apart from being a little deep, Li Shimin's voice was extremely dull.
Make a fuss, make a fuss.
The more fun it gets, the more people will pay attention, and the faster this pork will be promoted.
Everything is planned.
"Hit us? Your Majesty, if you can tell me that this thing has a use, if you don't need to hit us, I would rather take off my clothes and walk three times on the city wall!"
Pei Ji shouted.
Li Shimin's eyes twitched. He walked around the city wall three times wearing naked clothes? !
It's just punishment, it's a bit exciting.
It seems that they are really sure that this piggy is of no use at all.
Too!
Low-grade meat, low-grade things….
Piggy has been called these names for thousands of years, and the impression has long been ingrained.
Why…….
Li Shimin sighed lightly.
Of course, this sigh was not for Pei Ji and the others, but for the injustice felt by Piggy.
fortunately.
You have met King Chu, and this time, I can prove it to you.
"What's the use? There are so many. Just one person eating meat can kill all the animals in an instant."
Li Shimin said with a smile.
Eat meat? !
When Li Shimin said these words, the entire hall was stunned.
Lord Gungun, you look at me and I look at you, with eyes that look like I heard something wrong.
Listen, is this what a person can say? !
They really thought Li Shimin had been kicked in the head by a donkey.
Damn this...
Eat meat!
You can think of this excuse.
Cowhide!
If I hadn't had cerebral thrombosis for ten years, I wouldn't have been able to come up with this excuse.
As we all know, everyone knows that for the common people, pork can be called cheap meat. The common people despise it because it is smelly and fishy. Now you tell me, eat meat?
Is your brain really broken?
Lord Gungun really thought that his ears were broken, but seeing Li Shimin's confident look on his face, they were sure that Li Shimin's brain was really broken.
Who eats its meat?
Li Jing, Qin Qiong and others looked at each other in shock when they heard this answer.
Your Majesty...what on earth do you want to do?
Oh My God!
Eat pork?
So crazy?
However, they really don’t know what to say.
I can't accept this.
"Your Majesty, you..."
Pei Ji pursed his lips.
There was a hint of concern in the voice, and there was even a hint of pity in the eyes.
"Your Majesty, what did the Imperial Medical Office say? Have you prescribed any prescriptions? Have you eaten on time?"
Pei Ji swallowed, feeling a little incredible.
Is this what Erlang of the Li family can say?
Anyone with a little brain wouldn't be so...so ***, right?
"Your Majesty, there is an old doctor in my house who is very good at treating brain diseases. How about...let him come and take a look?!"
Xiao Yu also whispered.
It seemed that fear stimulated Li Shimin.
Li Shimin:…….
Damn these guys!
Do you think you are mentally ill?
"What a fool, doctor, I'm fine."
Li Shimin's face was a little gloomy.
….
"Your Majesty, don't hold on. Everyone knows that this pork cannot be eaten. Even the common people know that it cannot be eaten. You..."
"absurd!"
Pei Ji waved down his sleeves and said.
"That's because their pigs can't be eaten. My pigs can be eaten. From now on, the people of the Tang Dynasty will also be able to eat meat!
Li Shimin shouted.
"This... Your Majesty, let the tide recede. Let's retreat quickly. It's better to have the imperial doctor come over and take a look."
This is a deliberate attempt to label a deer as a horse. I am speechless.
Pei Ji said silently in his heart.
He urged Li Shimin to go to court quickly, but he already had a plan in mind.
After it's over, the entire Chang'an City, no! The whole world will know about His Majesty's mental illness.
By the time…….
Maybe it will be the opportunity for the prince!
Ascending the throne in advance!
It’s not impossible!
Of course, all this must first be investigated to see if Li Shimin is really stupid.
Pei
Ji glanced at the official next to him.
The official immediately understood what Pei Ji meant, took a step forward, sighed heavily, and said, "Your Majesty, you can eat as much as you want. I think it's time to go to court now, and then you can go and rest."
"Your Majesty, have you been too tired recently? Why don't you take a few days' rest?"
The official said so.
Immediately, it attracted a group of echoes.
Changsun Wuji, Cheng Yaojin, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng:…….
The four people were completely speechless.
Why are you making such a fuss? It turns out that His Majesty is mentally ill.
However, if they didn't know that the pork in Prince Chu's Mansion was so delicious before, they might not have brought the imperial doctor to treat Li Shimin.
"Forget it, you bunch of ignorant old men, I'm too lazy to tell you, quit the court!"
Li Shimin was too lazy to play with them.
about there.
The atmosphere has been completely stirred up by himself. It is estimated that in less than a day, pork will be spread throughout Chang'an City.
As long as the pork from Prince Chu's Mansion comes out, Chang'an City will definitely be shocked!
The promotion of pork can be considered a big step forward.
"However, you have slandered me for no reason. You are guilty of a heinous crime. Each of you... will be fined one year's salary, and each of you will be given thirty sticks."
Li Shimin added another sentence.
These guys will fight in vain.
Besides, everyone is scolding themselves for being mentally ill, so they should be beaten!
The penalty of one year's salary is an unexpected blessing, which can save the court a lot of expenses.
"Your Majesty, it's better to treat the disease with peace of mind first. Once the pork is edible, it won't be too late to fight again." Pei Ji said.
"Your Majesty, please treat the patient first, treat the patient first!" Another official nodded.
Everyone respectfully saw Li Shimin off.
When Li Shimin disappeared, there was a buzzing sound in the hall, all officials were discussing what was going on.
Li Jing, Yuchi Jingde, Qin Qiong and others also immediately surrounded Changsun Wuji and Du Ruhui.
"Auxiliary machine, what is going on? Is Your Majesty really sick?"
"Yes, Auxiliary Machine, is your Majesty's mind okay? How could you say such ridiculous things?"
"It's true, pork can be eaten. This is too outrageous!"
….
"Do you know about this matter? Does the doctor at Taiyuan Hospital have any countermeasures?!"
"……."
Several people also had deep worries on their faces.
Almost anxious to death.
They want a definite answer, not their own estimates and guesses.
This matter is really of great importance.
The words His Majesty just said were really scary.
Can pork be eaten?
This is too outrageous.
No one with any brain would say such a thing.
To be honest, they had thought about what Pei Ji and the others said just now, and they even had some doubts.
Your Majesty is not really mentally ill, is he? !
Changsun Wuji, Cheng Yaojin, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng all didn't know how to answer.
They know the truth.
There are also these pork, its effects and taste, they all experienced it personally.
But now, they can't say anything else at all.
What His Majesty did today must have deep meaning. More or less, Changsun Wuji and the others could guess some of the purpose.
This morning, His Majesty said this. Apart from taking the opportunity to promote pork, it seems that he has no other purpose.
With the help of hundreds of officials, the name of pork was resounding throughout Chang'an.
but…….
Whether it is or not, the four of them are still not sure.
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