"If I don't go, my sisters will die!"
Lin Baici shook off the female white-collar worker's hand, walked into the kitchen, found a thermos cup, and poured the remaining coffee into it.
Give this to the fat house monster later to increase his favorability. "You're really going to die!"
The woman with her head wrapped stood at the entrance of the kitchen, shouting at Lin Baici. "If you like me, let me do what I like!"
Lin Bai resigned and passed by the woman with her head wrapped. He lowered his head and kissed her on the lips. He then took out a mobile phone and gave it to her: "This is for you!"
"It's a pity that this thing can't be used in the apartment, otherwise you can use it to call me!"
Lin Baici walked to the entrance, put on his hiking boots, opened the door and left. Sending gifts can make the girl with the headband happy, and Lin Baici hopes to make her change her mind.
It seems that I will prepare some high-end gifts in the future, such as brand-name bags, jewelry, cosmetics, etc., just in case of emergencies.
need.
The female white-collar worker looked at the delicate box in her hand, but did not open it. Instead, she walked into the bathroom and stared at the makeup mirror in a daze.
After about a minute, the female white-collar worker raised her hands and took off the bandage on her head.
"If you saw me like I am now, you wouldn't leave, right?"
The female white-collar worker murmured, touched her cheek, then lowered her head, washed her face, and then wrapped the bandage around her head again.
on the bag.
"I won't let my man die!"
The female white-collar worker returned to the living room and found a pair of clothes on the sofa. She saw that there were several holes in it and could no longer wear it, so she found a new pair in the closet. Then she felt that her business clothes were dirty, so she changed into a new one. set.
After the woman with the headband got dressed again, a refined and fashionable urban white-collar woman appeared with her handbag slung over her shoulder.
Go up, put on high heels, and go out to find Lin Baici. In order to save time, Lin Baici trotted away. When he rushed to the 15th floor, he heard Huang Huangxiang's complaints.
"When will this be found?"
Brother Daxiang is almost desperate. So far, only Gu Qingqiu has found a figure.
The efficiency is too low.
"Stop talking nonsense and go find it quickly!"
After Li Yintong finished speaking, his ears moved and he heard the sound of footsteps. He immediately shouted to remind: "Everyone, be careful, there is something wrong."
The west is coming!"
Then Taimei saw Lin Baici running in from the stairs.
"Brother Lin?"
Taimei didn't expect Lin Baici to come back so quickly. She looked surprised and ran over excitedly: "Brother Lin is back!"
Taimei was wearing flip-flops and ran quite fast. When she was more than three meters away, she jumped onto Lin Baici and clamped her two big white legs around his waist. "Brother Lin, you killed that guy so quickly.
A female monster with a headband?
Taimei held Lin Baici's head, looked left and right, and was shocked: "I held it in my mouth, there was no injury. Brother Lin, what are you doing?"
Can it be done? "
The female monster looked very strong. According to Li Yintong's estimation, even if Lin Baici could win, she would still be covered in bruises.
Wow!
There were hurried footsteps, and everyone who was searching the room ran out when they heard Tai Mei's shout.
"noob!"
Hua Yueyu immediately ran over. "Xi Ba, Lin Shen is so strong!" Zheng Zhonggen was completely convinced.
Everyone quickly gathered around, except Che Zhengshuo, who put one hand in his pocket and walked slowly.
"Come down!"
Lin Baici patted Li Yintong's lower back and asked her to get down.
Taimei pretended not to hear, and still hung on Lin Baici like a koala, and clamped her legs even tighter.
Lin Baici grabbed her thigh and twisted it hard. "oops!"
As if she had been stung by a scorpion, Taimei jumped down quickly, rubbing her thighs and complaining sadly: "Brother Lin, you are so screwed!"
"Bai Ci, how did you kill that monster?" Gu Qingqiu was curious.
"It won't be sleeping clothes.
Bar?"
After Zheng Zhonggen finished speaking, Quan Xiangren slapped him on the forehead.
"What are you talking about?"
Quan Xiangren glared at Zheng Zhonggen. Lin Baici was not the kind of person who liked to joke, and such words might make him angry.
"I let her drink coffee and treated me as a friend!" Lin Baici said perfunctorily and changed the topic: "How many figures have you found?"
"One!" Xia Hongyao took out a beautiful girl figurine from her pocket and gave it to Lin Baici.
The upper body of the figure is tied with a red string. "Lin Shen, there is definitely not enough time!" Huang Jinxiang's head was full of anxiety.
Sweat profusely.
"You continue to look for figures, Hongyao, you and I go upstairs!"
Everyone looked overjoyed when they heard this.
"Lin Shen, have you thought of a way to kill that fat nerd?"
Che Zhengshuo was curious.
"Is two people too few?" Jin Yingzhen was worried. "I am coming too!"
Gu Qingqiu didn't want to miss such a big show.
"There is a plan. I don't know if it will work. I'll give it a try first!"
Lin Baici looked at Yijisheng: "Can you lend me that silicone doll of yours?" "You want to fuck my girlfriend?"
What? "Yi Jisheng's eyes are wary.
"I'll give it back to you after I kill the fat house monster!"
Lin Baici didn't say that he wanted to give it to the fat geek, otherwise he would most likely disagree with the silicone doll as his girlfriend.
"You're not going to give him my girlfriend, are you?"
Although Yi Ji Sheng is a human model, physically speaking, it is brainless, but it is not easy to deceive.
.. 「
Lin Baici was not good at lying, especially to friends, so he remained silent.
"You lend it to Bai Ci first, and when we return to Haijing, I will buy you a hundred of the most beautiful silicone dolls!"
Gu Qingqiu promised: "They are all the most expensive ones!"
With Gu Qingqiu's financial resources, he could afford it.
Yi Jisheng's face was always stiff. After hearing this, he raised his brows, clearly showing an expression of emotion.
"Can you please give me a nice word?" Li Yintong urged. "This is my confidante, the lover of my dreams!" Yi Jisheng sniffed and looked at the silicone doll in his arms: "You have to pay more!"
"How about I arrange for the factory to customize a girlfriend for you according to your ideas?"
Jin Yingzhen made a bid.
Yijisheng nodded, walked to Lin Baici, and handed him the silicone doll.
Lin Baici reached out to take it, but Yijisheng suddenly took it back, hugged it hard, lowered his head, and kissed the silicone doll hard on the mouth.
Zhi!
The sounds came out.
"Holy shit, this is too silly!" Li Yintong was stunned. "It's real!"
Zheng Zhonggen leaned close to Quan Xiangren’s ear and whispered: "He is a pervert!"
Gu Qingqiu and Jin Yingzhen looked away, really blind. "Ha ha!"
Xia Hongyao was delighted. She knew the details of myotomy, so she found this mannequin quite interesting.
"take it!"
Yijisheng handed his girlfriend to Lin Baici: "Tell that fat geek not to be too rough when you are in love with her!"
"Um!"
Lin Baici took the doll and called Xia Hongyao: "Let's go!"
The two men went upstairs. "Be careful!"
Hua Yueyu's face was full of worry. "Lin Shen is really good!"
Jin Zhenzhu was filled with emotions. The barcode time on Lin Baici's face had been erased. He didn't have to go through this muddy water at all, but he still went.
"Miss Jin, you must cherish Lin Shen!"
Quan Xiangren persuaded him nicely that if he misses this kind of responsible man, he will never meet him again in the future. "Blessings from all Bodhisattvas, I hope everything goes well!" Huang Huangxiang clasped his hands together and kept praying. "Don't stand there stupidly."
If you're angry, go find the figure quickly!" Gu Qingqiu urged.
On the 17th floor, Lin Baici stopped. "Are you really not hurt?"
Deep down, Xia Hongyao was still worried about Lin Baici, but she didn't show it as easily as Hua Yueyu and Jin Yingzhen.
She felt that Lin Baici wanted to save face. In front of so many people, even if he was injured, he would hold on and was embarrassed to say it.
"No."
After Lin Baici finished speaking, he took off all his clothes, leaving only a pair of underwear, and then took out a table and some
Pen and paper.
"what's the plan?"
Xia Hongyao poked Lin Baici's back: "Your body fat percentage is not low, and your back line is very beautiful. It would be a pity not to use cupping!" "Don't make trouble!"
Lin Baici was speechless, and Xia Hongyao was sometimes out of tune. However, the carefree attitude of the high ponytail was very helpful in purifying the pollution of the rules.
"Uh-huh!"
Xia Hongyao nodded quickly and looked at Lin Baici with confusion: "Why are you setting up a table?"
"drawing comic!"
Lin Baici sat on a chair, quickly spread out a piece of A4 white paper, took a pencil, and wrote the words "Brave New World" on the paper. Then, after going through the plot in his mind, he activated Divine grace.
Soul sketch. Swish, swish, swish!
On the A4 paper, Lin Baici quickly drew a character, and the story began.
"No, you are..."
Xia Hongyao was dumbfounded. Of course she could see that Lin Baici was creating comics, but the question was at this point in time, could drawing comics kill the fat house monster? But the artist was really beautiful.
Let Lin Baici paint a portrait of himself another day!
"I'm going to attract that fat nerd with comics, and then you hide in the dark, turn on the oven, and put that guy
Roasted! "
Lin Baici explained his plan.
You definitely can’t beat me head-on, you can only use tactics! "...
Xia Hongyao felt that Lin Baici was a bit whimsical. Look at the miserable situation of Huang Huangxiang and Dayangma being roasted, with high ponytails.
I thought that even if that fat geek was an idiot, he would run downstairs when he felt hot.
"I understand what you mean, that's why I want to keep it in comics!"
Lin Baici wrote quickly. He was deeply impressed by reading this comic and sketched his soul, so he wrote the book quickly.
The output works of Yunliushui.
In just five minutes, the first episode was completed. "So fast?"
Xia Hongyao was shocked. Although she didn't know much about painting, she thought on her knees that it was impossible to do it so fast, and the quality of Lin Baici's work seemed to be quite high.
“I used divine grace, and I didn’t have to think about storyboards and drama
Just copy the love and that's it!"
Lin Baici explained.
The divine grace of soul sketching allowed Lin Baici to quickly draw anything he saw, achieving a state of both form and spirit.
It can be said that as long as Lin Baici has seen the real painting of "Mona Lisa", then what he painted will be exactly the same as Leonardo da Vinci's. Even if he came here, he would not be able to tell the difference.
"I heard that Naruto is quite popular!"
Xia Hongyao picked up the twelve original paintings. She still felt that Lin Baici's plan was unreliable. How good does your comic have to be to make the fat house monster endure the high temperature and not leave?
"Stop looking!"
Lin Baici snatched the original painting back. "I'm not a little girl anymore!"
Xia Hongyao rolled her eyes. She was standing next to Lin Baici, so she had seen it earlier. The scale of these comics was smaller than that of Lin Baici.
It's large and the content is exciting. "Naruto is a shounen manga. What do you think of that fat, weird boy?"
Lin Baici moved very quickly: "This story called Brave New World is about a temporary worker named Li Haocheng, who has a low status in the company and is looked down upon. One day, a female employee discovers a secret camera device in the bathroom. , and then accused Brother Hao of doing it! "
"Brother Hao was about to be fired by his beautiful boss, but he accidentally saw his beautiful boss driving and killing people. No
newspaper
Police, but instead abandoned the body and fled. "
"Brother Hao filmed this process with his mobile phone, and used it as a handle to threaten his beautiful boss, get a promotion and a salary increase, and start to dominate the company!"
Xia Hongyao smacked her lips: "Why do I feel that the plot is so cliché? It's not as good as those idol dramas!"
"This plot is enough. Besides, who asked you to read the plot of this kind of comic? Does the artist understand it?"
What is attractive is actually the various female characters, especially Team Leader Jin Meiting.
Lin Baici didn't believe that fat geek could handle it.
Of course, even if the fat house monster can handle it, Lin Baici still has a backup plan. "Stop being stunned and put honey on me!"
Time was running out, so Lin Baici could only leave this matter to Xia Hongyao.
"oh!"
Xia Hongyao picked up the honey jar, opened it, grabbed a handful, slapped it on Lin Baici's back.
She felt that Lin Baici took it for granted and would definitely fail, but it didn't matter, we would fight together even if we lost!
The high ponytail grabbed the honey and rubbed it on Lin Baici's back: "Let's work out together some other time!"
Lin Bai wrote poems for more than half an hour, finished ten words, and then stopped to call it a day.
This amount can guarantee that the fat house monster will fall into the trap. "Hongyao, turn around first!"
Lin Baici wanted to apply honey to the areas of her high ponytail that were not covered with honey.
"We are brothers and you still want to see me outside?" Xia Hongyao curled her lips and prepared to continue applying honey.
"Don't! Don't!" Lin Baici quickly stopped him. He put on a pair of gloves and pressed on the original drawing.
Floor. The corridor on the top floor was covered with red meat, which was uneven and slowly moving like an intestine. On the ceiling, there were strips of meat hanging down like large intestines. It was disgusting to look at it.
As long as the oven is turned on, regardless of the distance, the entire corridor will be contaminated and enter the baking state.
Lin Baici placed it near the staircase.
It's a pity that the meat cannot be cut, otherwise it will be buried underneath and difficult to find.
"Go downstairs, find the nearest room, and plug it in!"
Lin Baici gave Xia Hongyao a wire with a socket: "When I go in later and cough hard, it means that the fat house monster is addicted. Then plug in the oven and turn it on!"
"OK!"
Xia Hongyao went downstairs carrying the wire.
Five minutes later, everything is ready. "I'm going!"
Lin Baici took a deep breath. "come on!"
Xia Hongyao clenched his fist and touched Lin Baici's shoulder: "Shout if you are in danger, I will always guard here!"
Captain Xia, never abandon your teammates!
