Confucius said: If you don't fire cannons, you will be cut into pieces by a thousand swords.
I hugged Lin Pingping and kissed her crazily.
However, within two seconds of kissing, she suddenly pushed me away.
"Your saliva tastes so bitter..." Lin Pingping covered her mouth with the back of her hand.
"Isn't this because you are so anxious to wait..." I explained awkwardly: "I brushed my teeth before coming here, and I just smoked two more cigarettes."
"You know you are here to create a human being, but you still smoke? Do you want me to give birth to a fool?" Lin Pingping was a little unhappy.
Without saying a word, I started kissing her neck again, going down a little bit, and with my peripheral vision, I glanced at the ravine covered by the lace bra.
"Hey! Don't kiss me all the time. Your body will be covered with the smell of saliva. Go home and let your mother-in-law smell it." Lin Pingping pushed me hard, but the space in the back of the Paramela was too small, so she couldn't even hide. not open.
I frowned and said: "You are unreasonable. The space in the back of this car is so small. I am 1.83 meters tall. If I don't kiss you, where will I put my mouth? Your family is so rich, why don't you drive a big G?" "
"Hey! Stop talking, let's hurry up."
Seeing how anxious Lin Pingping was, I reached out to her waist and prepared to pull off her pantyhose.
At the same time, there was a hint of dissatisfaction in my heart.
This doesn't sound like love between a man and a woman, it's more like completing a mission.
It is true that Lin Pingping wants something from me, but her purpose is too strong. She only wants to have children with me and has no intention of thinking about me.
Am I just a breeding tool?
No, I have to do something...
I put my arms around her waist, pressed hard against her waist with both hands, then moved towards Shenshu point, then pressed hard on her Yangyaoguan point at the joint, and then lifted it hard against her Weizhong point.
"Uh-huh! Ah!" Lin Pingping's body trembled violently, as if she had been shocked by electricity, and her head lay weakly on my shoulder.
"A-Cheng, where did you press me? Uh-huh, so numb, so painful, so...so comfortable," Lin Pingping said tremblingly.
I said nothing and continued to massage the acupuncture points on her waist according to the "Three Yang and Open Yin Method" taught me by my instructor.
This is my first time trying to use this technique on people, and I didn’t expect the effect to be so good!
I was also very surprised!
"A-Cheng, no, no! I'm really afraid that I won't be able to hold it in anymore and I'll pee on your pants," Lin Pingping gasped weakly, with tears dripping from the corners of her mouth.
"Say, you love me," I moved my mouth to her ear and gently bit her earlobe.
"I love you," Lin Pingping was completely smitten at this moment, murmuring in confusion: "I have fallen in love with you since I saw you playing basketball in my freshman year. Over the years, I have been deeply in love with you. you."
"Huh? Do you love me? Or do you love your husband?" I asked with a smile.
"What do you think? If I didn't love you, would I want to give you a child?" Lin Pingping no longer cared about the smell of cigarettes at this time. She held my face and kissed me affectionately, and her tongue took the initiative. He put it into my mouth and took off his bra strap with his backhand.
I saw that the fire was almost done, and when I was about to get straight to the point, I suddenly found...the car lights on the road came on, and a group of people rushed towards us.
I was so frightened that I almost fainted...
Lin Pingping also covered her little white rabbit in panic and hurriedly looked for a bra.
"Is your husband here?"
"impossible!"
...
"Bang, bang, bang! Open the door, open the door!"
The person knocked hard on the car door, and under the flashlight light, I saw clearly that it was the police.
After simply getting dressed, I opened the car door.
"Comrade police, we are a target."
"Stop talking nonsense! Go to the police station!"
...
When I arrived at the police station, I learned that tonight, Haicheng City carried out a special operation to combat pornography and illegal activities.
In the corridor of the police station, there was a long row of old women wearing black stockings and looking very "promiscuous", as well as dejected middle-aged men.
The entire corridor is filled with the smell of inferior perfume, the smell of smelly feet and the smell of crotch...
The normally inaccessible wetland park is actually one of the key areas of this operation!
Some people reported that in the nearby grove, there are always "black-legged poles" wandering around to commit crimes and engage in prostitution activities. Used condoms are thrown everywhere, which is extremely indecent.
Some ignorant children would pick them up and blow them up as balloons on their way to school. Some children even had herpes on their mouths, which made the parents very angry.
However, Lin Pingping and I were old lovers, and I could memorize her ID number, so the police didn't give us much trouble. After understanding it clearly, they released us both.
But after coming out of the police station, it was getting late.
Lin Pingping was so angry and annoyed that she didn't care to talk to me. After answering her mother-in-law's call, she hurriedly started the car and drove away.
Looking at the blackened and dynamic flowing taillights of the Panamera... I can't tell how I feel.
Even though I didn't get anything done tonight, I'm still the same 26-year-old virgin.
But he unexpectedly discovered the "New World".
It turns out that my instructor is not deceiving me. The techniques he taught me can actually be used on people the same way!
When that bad old man was grading my paper before, he would whisper, "This guy is actually almost like a pig."
I thought he was calling me stupid, but I didn't expect him to have a deeper meaning.
It's just that I'm not sure whether Lin Pingping's "sudden change in attitude" towards me in the car was more a matter of "discovery of conscience" or more a matter of my "rejuvenation".
I will definitely verify it again next time I have a chance.
After a week or two, Lin Pingping didn't contact me or reply to messages. I couldn't let go of the "evil fire" and I felt irritable.
One night, her WeChat video call came suddenly.
I didn't even think twice and connected directly.
But he saw Lin Pingping wrapped in a bath towel and lying on her side on the sofa. She had obviously just taken a shower.
Her home was so luxuriously decorated that it looked like the Palace of Versailles.
Only then did I realize that my house was a mess and it hadn’t been tidied up yet, but Lin Pingping could see it all.
"Pingping, why did you come directly over the video and my house hasn't been tidied up yet?" I said with some embarrassment.
Lin Pingping smiled slightly slyly: "You said you don't have a girlfriend, I want to make a surprise inspection."
"Ha!" I smiled bitterly: "You said you are so unreasonable. You have a husband and you don't let others find a girlfriend."
"I didn't say I wouldn't let you look for it, I just wanted to see if you were honest or not," Lin Pingping said with a smile.
I lit a cigarette and took a puff calmly.
"Smoking again!" Lin Pingping pouted and said coquettishly: "You are going to be a father, can't you think about your children?"
I smiled and said, "I don't think you're in a hurry."
"Who says I'm not in a hurry? I've never had a chance. Besides, my ovulation period has already passed, so I can only wait another week," Lin Pingping said.
She looked at the situation in my room and sighed with pity: "A Cheng, your life is very hard."
"Ahem!" I sighed: "Luckily the police were just cracking down on pornography that day. If they had arrested the poor, I wouldn't have been able to get out."
"Why?"
I smiled bitterly and said, "I am so poor that my neighbors keep reporting me for being a noise nuisance."
"Giggle!" Lin Pingping's smile turned into a flower.
"Hey, let me discuss something with you." She raised her eyebrows and looked at me with a wicked smile: "You pinched my waist last time and it felt very comfortable. Can you give it to my husband's sister as well?" ?”
"His sister?" I frowned slightly.
"That's right," Lin Pingping said, "In this way, wouldn't you be able to come to my house openly? Then the two of us, eh?"
"This, isn't it appropriate?" I felt that Lin Pingping was becoming more and more unreliable. I'm just a veterinarian, why should I give people massages?
"Pingping, I feel like you're a little drifting off, and you have a tendency to get burned," I reminded.
"Don't worry," Lin Pingping said confidently, "I have a good relationship with her sister. Besides, she is the deputy director of the Urban Construction Bureau. Once you have a good relationship, what projects do you want to do in Haicheng in the future? Isn’t it easy?”
