Schiller spread his hands and said: "The benefits of this approach are obvious, aren't they? First of all, the experiences of the interstellar pirates are absolutely real. Others' performances are their lives. There are no better cast and crew."
"Secondly, they are also paying the price for their reckless actions. Who allowed them to rashly fire and destroy a swarm of 20,000 drones deployed by humans at the edge of the galaxy. It is only natural that they work to pay off their debts."
"And the earth's environment is famously good. Not only do we allow them to recuperate in a health resort for a period of time, we even pay them wages. Where can we find such a good thing?"
Schiller waved his hand and said: "You don't have to lie to them, just state your interests directly to them."
"Their boss Yondu has made it clear this time that he wants to betray the collective interests of interstellar pirates. As Yondu's subordinates, can they still be able to get along in the universe in the future? I'm afraid they will be chopped up if they leave the galaxy. Turn into minced meat.”
"In this case, it's better to hide on earth to avoid the limelight. The environment here is good, the people are friendly, and you can get paid while recuperating. Maybe when their boss comes out with courage, he can lead them to change careers collectively."
"If they still don't agree, let them choose between staying on Earth as an actor or going to the Andromeda Galaxy to mine."
"That's not what I meant." Carol shook his head and said, "What I mean is that these notorious interstellar pirates with blood on their hands really won't hurt the tourists in the amusement park? There are many in the park. Here’s the kid.”
Several other people looked at each other, and Strange, who already knew the mystery of this paradise, said, "You can rest assured. You can understand that there is a magical forbidden magic in this paradise that no one can do. If anything bloody happens, it’s especially impossible to hurt a child.”
This reminded Stark of what happened to the plants that night when they fought zombies. Not to mention causing bloody scenes or injuring children, not even swearing.
I'm afraid those who went in were a group of rude pirates, and when they came out they were the pacesetters of interstellar civilization.
Carol was still a little hesitant, but seeing the other people's vows, she was a little convinced, so she said: "Okay, but I will go back a few days later and stay here to watch them to prevent them from really causing trouble. What's the trouble, Nick wants to call me back again."
The execution ability of the Bad Fourth Power has always been very strong. The meeting was held in the evening and the actors arrived the next morning.
There were a lot of things going on the night before, and a few people didn't have time to queue up for the last item, so they entered the park early in the morning, planning to play a round before most tourists.
Schiller went to bed early last night. On the bus to the park, he heard bad news. Bruce shook his head and said to the people in front of him: "There are no clues in the gallery, and no statue was found."
Then there was another piece of good news, or a useful clue, Bruce continued.
"I thought the abnormality might happen at night, so I didn't sleep last night and planned to go into the park to observe the situation. But around midnight, I saw a meteor streaking across the sky and seemed to fall. Within the park.”
"Wait, you saw it too?" Steve looked back at Bruce and said, "I seemed to have seen a light last night, but I thought it was Thor's lightning."
"Of course not." Loki took a bite of the bread in his hand, swallowed it and continued: "We were fighting Yondu last night. This pirate leader is really difficult to deal with."
Bucky looked at Steve and said, "You were on the phone with Agent Carter all night again? You have to consider that she is just an ordinary human being. She doesn't have as much energy as you and will be very sleepy at work the next day."
"It doesn't matter, she's taking her death leave." Steve looked at Nick again: "The seventh time this year."
"Meteor?" Schiller yawned, repeated the word, and then said, "Are you sure Tony's new armor didn't hit the shuttle again?"
"This is Orlando, where did the shuttle come from?!" Stark immediately stopped feeling sleepy and retorted in a higher tone: "And my armor has never accidentally hit anything. It was just a normal collision intensity during the experimental period. test"
Several people speculated on the origin of the meteor. The bus slowly drove to the door. When they got off the bus, they found that tourists were taking pictures around the door.
They walked over to take a look and found that the tourists were not taking pictures of the gate, but of the pirates who were shopping on the boulevard at this time.
After all, the Marauder pirate team is just a grassroots team. If Yondu didn't really have two brushes, they would be just an unknown pirate gang. They can't be said to be uniform in appearance and behavior, but can only be said to be full of strange things.
Most of the pirates wear Centaur indigenous costumes because they are originally from there, and many living planets there are relatively close to their stars, so most pirates' costumes tend to be desert-style. , less fabric.
Most pirates wear linen-like fencing, purple, dark blue or dark green waistcoats, knee pads and arm guards, a pair of cloth shoes on their feet, and two long knives hanging on their waists. Some even He will carry a laser weapon and wear a big-brimmed hat on his head, which looks quite Caribbean-style.
Pirates also like to hang various decorations on their bodies. The pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean either hang some bone products, or gems and metals. The decorations hung by interstellar pirates are all kinds of.
The purple-skinned man walking in front was wearing a red rag suit, with a ball of fluorescent green slime hanging around his neck. There were some small glowing spheres inside the slime, which looked a bit scary.
The big one-eyed man behind him wearing a blue waistcoat had two eyeballs hanging from his ears. The centers of the pupils of the eyeballs were filled with densely packed fangs, which made one's scalp tingle just by looking at him.
There is also a female pirate with extremely slender limbs. The armbands wrapped around her arms are living things like snakes and vines. They are constantly twisting on her arms. The fine scales and patterns make people dizzy just looking at them.
"I heard that primitive people hung bones on their bodies to intimidate each other." Steve said as he opened the door: "I guess the pirates are the same."
"It's so intimidating." Carol commented calmly.
As soon as a group of people walked in, the pirates noticed them. The leader in red clothes immediately came over, stared at Carol and asked: "Where did you do our boss? Let him go quickly, you This...uh, uh, female!"
Carol rolled her eyes slightly and said, "I'm Captain Marvel. Forget it if you haven't heard of me. Your boss is fine. You should be able to see him after you stay here for a while."
"You weird humans," the leading pirate said, "I didn't understand what you were talking about last night about actors, amusement parks, children, etc., but anyway, as long as we stay here, it'll be fine, right?"
Steve wanted to explain, but Schiller stepped forward and nodded and said, "Yes, you can walk around here as you like. You can also play the rides if you want, but remember to queue up."
"You should have brought the translator, right? If any humans want to chat with you, remember to turn on the translator. We will contact you as soon as there is news about Yondu."
The pirates were still a little confused, but soon Schiller and the others left. Steve said with some worry: "I know they may not be able to hurt people here, but if they are not patient enough with tourists, what will happen?" Will it be counterproductive?”
"Then let's take a look here and have a cup of coffee."
Schiller led a few people around a corner to a cafe on the corner of the street. A few people sat in front of the window and began to observe the interaction between pirates and tourists.
Because the park hadn't opened yet, the tourists were blocked outside. When the pirates saw a group of humans yelling over there, they walked over curiously.
As soon as they walked over, the humans howled even louder. Before they heard what they shouted, the pirates thought that their image was too vicious, which scared these weak humans to death.
As a result, when I walked over, I discovered that the message from the translator told them to hurry up and take a photo.
Some of the screaming humans were praising their unique hairstyles, some wanted to see their necklaces, some wanted to know the brand of paint they applied to their skin, and there were a lot of random shouts.
The pirates all had a headache from their noise, but they still walked to the door and observed this group of little humans.
Pirates are generally much taller than humans. The shortest one is two meters and four meters tall. The one-eyed man is more than four meters tall, and his arms are thicker than all humans.
I originally thought that the humans would scatter when they got close, but as a result, this group of people began to climb over the wall.
The employees rushed out from the side and stopped the crowd. After discussing on the intercom, they decided to open the park early to avoid causing a stampede.
After letting the humans in, it was like a beast coming out of its cage, and the pirates were instantly surrounded by water.
Several pirates began to restrain themselves, fearing that they would step on children, and the children not only tried their best to get under their feet, but some even started to pull their pants.
"Oh no no, let go, you little devil, don't pull out my leg hair! My pants!!!"
"What? You want this necklace? I can't give it to you. I bought it at a high price in a Centaur store. Which store do you ask, and you can't go to Centaur! You're even a cub!"
"My hair style? Oh, thank you, your hair is also good. No, no, no, don't touch my arm. It's not dyed with paint. My skin color is the most beautiful among the Mora tribe."
Soon people began to take photos with the pirates. Although the pirates were born in the Centaur constellation, they were well-informed when traveling among the stars. They had seen all kinds of recording equipment. When they found humans taking out their cameras, they knew they wanted to take photos. , so he started posing.
What surprised the pirates even more was that the humans began to stuff their currency into their own pockets.
Disneyland cast members do not accept tips, but today the park opens early. From the perspective of tourists, the actors playing these pirates are using their rest time to take photos with them, and they can receive tips when they are not working. So They were quite generous.
The pirate's instinct to make money suddenly kicked in, and his smile immediately became more sincere.
At this time, other Disney staff walked into the crowd, hung strings of badges on the arms of the pirates, and gave them a five-fifty gesture.
The pirates immediately understood how the game was played, were instantly fired up, and devoted themselves to their careers as actors with great enthusiasm.
In addition to Schiller and his party who were observing their performance in the cafe, there were several shaking black figures behind the houses at the end of the street, and there were also faint sounds.
"We are in big trouble. We may have crashed on a black star. This place is full of smugglers and interstellar pirates. But the good news is that the First Legion has not noticed it yet."
Schiller had noticed their presence the moment they opened their mouths.
Then he discovered that it was a classic combination of two men and one woman, but it was obviously not the Savior and his friends, but the Star Wars characters Finn, Rey and the old ranger Solo.
I'm so hungry. I want to eat scallion noodles with crab roe tofu and a glass of iced sour plum soup.
(End of chapter)
