"Hi, everyone, I am Spider-Man. I think there is no need for me to talk nonsense. After all, everyone is Spider-Man. I believe everyone has read "Gotham Travels" written by the previous Spider-Man, right? Me too I loved that blog post so much that when I did meet a Batman, I chose to travel with him back to his hometown of Gotham."
"Today is my second day here, but we arrived last night. I would like to thank an archangel named Lucifer for this. He thought that my performance in the game was very good, so he was willing to give me a ride along the way. Procedure."
"Oh, by the way, let me tell you something extra. We were transferring from heaven. I was still waiting for more than two hours in the Garden of Eden. To be honest, the fish there are really energetic. I really want to see the angels. I recorded the fishing scene for you to see, but unfortunately filming is not allowed there.”
"Okay, okay, I woke up early today. I heard that in Gotham City, there are super criminals operating in the city even in the early morning. Let's see if we can encounter any of the Gotham Travel Notes acquaintance."
"Hey, wait, what is that? Hey, that guy in the green dress, stop scribbling on the wall! Otherwise Spider-Man will make you look good!"
After hearing a "crackling, popping, popping, popping", Batman covered his eyes with his fingertips. He felt that he had a little tinnitus, so he measured his ear pressure again with the device on his gauntlet.
But he understood that this was not a problem with his ears, but that the accompanying buzzing sounds appeared in his brain.
Now Batman feels that he should cut his losses in time, follow his instincts when he feels regret for the first time, and avoid causing more troubles, and the facts prove that his instincts are right.
The biggest difference between Spider-Man from Schiller's universe and other Spider-Man is that besides the fact that he has been studying academics since graduation, he has really been holding back for too long.
No Peter Parker in this world is quiet. If you think the years are quiet, there must be someone else taking care of you.
Peter behaves relatively quietly most of the time, because he knows very well that it is not good to make loud noises in laboratories and scientific research centers, and nagging in the ears of other researchers can easily affect the experimental results, so he suppresses it as much as possible. With.
But that doesn't mean he doesn't want to talk. No matter how long he holds it in, he won't be able to babble into the test tube bottle, otherwise Nick will take him to Schiller for a psychological evaluation.
So Peter developed a little hobby, which was surfing the Internet on Spider APP and various social software, and broadcasting live broadcasts to chat with other Spider-Man or netizens.
Because he spends the day doing experiments in the research institute without saying a word, and only at night can he truly be himself. Therefore, during similar periods of freeing himself up, Peter is much more nagging than other Spider-Man, even the usual Gwen, who is tolerant and gentle, can't stand him anymore.
And now it's Batman's turn.
He never thought that he had exhausted all the calculations and finally forgot to calculate his medical expenses and mental damage expenses.
The two of them returned to Gotham together at around six o'clock last night. From the second Peter's feet landed, he kept talking until four o'clock in the morning.
Batman and the Batcave renovation is mainly to check the wear and tear of the equipment, check the condition of Gotham during his absence, and update and maintain some important equipment.
Wherever he goes, Spider-Man's voice follows him.
Batman never thought that there would be a day when he would not be able to concentrate on listening to words that might reveal information. But after zero o'clock, Batman's left ear to right ear was like a high-speed railway, as Spider-Man said All the words passed through the cerebral cortex at extremely fast speeds, slipped away from the other side, and disappeared in the wind.
After Batman accidentally gave the device a scratch for the third time, he still threw Spider-Man out.
Before making this decision, Batman thought carefully about whether such behavior could be called humanitarian for Gotham's criminals. You must know that he didn't think twice when he broke the criminals' limbs. over this problem.
On the screen, Spider-Man has captured the Riddler and is obviously asking the Riddler to erase the graffiti on the wall.
After Batman looked at it for a while, he decided to study cross-world communication technology.
The photos of the riddle taken by Spider-Man have been forwarded thousands of times on the Spider APP forum, and the hundreds of comments below are all kinds of Spider-Man saying "it's so cool".
Clicking the red heart under the photo with one hand, Stark took the phone a little further away, took off his glasses, and looked at Steve who was arranging equipment in the tool room next to him.
Stark leaned his body back hard, glanced at Steve's condition, and returned to his normal standing posture as if nothing happened. As soon as he turned around and wanted to leave, Steve said.
"You'd better not try to escape, Tony. You know Nick won't let us go. The afternoon meeting is at half past two, remember?"
Stark let out a long sigh, held the bar with one hand, tapped the bar table with his fingers, and said: "Didn't Schiller just make him a big sum? What else should I do?" Everyone gets together and talks?”
Stark rolled his eyes and continued: "Everyone knows that I don't like meetings, but if the organizer of every meeting can get to the point in the first second after the meeting starts, and organize it as quickly and as efficiently as possible, I will fall in love with meetings when important things are explained in concise language.”
"You know that's impossible." Steve lowered his head and fastened the Velcro on his gloves. With a click, the back door of the tool room opened, and a steel arm stretched out.
Steve took the chain saw from the tool board next to him and handed it to Bucky who was covered in cold. He looked back at Stark who turned to leave and said, "Nick specifically pointed out that the two of us are going together. He wants me to watch you put on the armor, to prevent you from just sending a tin can like last time and not knowing where it went."
"Is there any difference? My armor will record all the meetings and even distill them into more essence, which greatly saves everyone's time."
"But it won't work, Tony. The biggest technical difficulty is that you can't convince Nick at all."
"But Schiller worked every time, and he didn't attend a few team meetings."
"Because he is a psychiatrist, and his job is to convince other people." Steve put down the things in his hands, walked out of the tool room and walked to the opposite side of Stark and said, "I guess this time Nick is not entirely here for Studying what happened in the fighting world, I saw a group of people who didn't look like agents coming in and out of SHIELD before, and Nick should be negotiating with them."
"And you made a promise for me that I would go without my consent."
Steve seemed a little helpless. He stretched out his hands and said, "Okay, it's my fault, but Jarvis needs your help especially recently, and you need SHIELD to deal with the leader of the mutants, otherwise his The proposal won’t go well.”
Stark's attention was immediately diverted. When it came to Jarvis and Wanda, Stark was worried about the lawsuit, but this obviously convinced him very well, so he nodded and said: " Okay, but it’s still an hour before the meeting, so I’ll go over there for a drink, will you come?”
"No, Bucky is helping Falcon with ground positioning training. I have to go to the backyard to help. Remember not to drink too much. If Nick finds out that you have no brain..."
"I know, I know."
Stark waved his hand impatiently, turned around and walked towards the seat alone. When Steve walked back to the tool room, he found Bucky leaning against the back door and looking at him.
When he found Steve back, Bucky smiled and said, "You're getting more and more skilled, huh?"
"I can get a psychology license if I keep going like this." Steve sighed, hung the somewhat heavy chain saw back on the tool board, and the two of them went out through the back door together.
Rapid footsteps sounded in the corridor, and the slightly dim lights turned on one by one. Nick opened the door to the conference room, and the light suddenly became bright.
The first thing he saw was Stark leaning against the wall, and he nodded with satisfaction to Steve next to him. But when he got closer, he smelled the smell of alcohol, and he frowned slightly with dissatisfaction. eyebrow.
"Don't look at me like that. You talk too much nonsense before you get down to business. It's enough for me to drink to drown my sorrows." Stark was listless and distracted, but he still didn't forget to criticize others.
And after Nick walked in, Schiller actually came too, which surprised Stark. Could it be that what Nick was going to say was really a big deal today?
Everyone in the Avengers knew that this psychiatrist actually didn't like meetings. Nick's level of conversational skills had reached the point where Hydra was intimidated and the KGB was intimidated. No one in the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. liked meetings.
But unlike them, Schiller could always find a variety of suitable reasons to skip meetings. This has undoubtedly become the ability that ranks high on the wish list of many agents' most desired abilities in their next life.
Stark, who had almost sobered up, turned around and saw that everyone had arrived this time. Everyone from the Avengers was here, even the reservists in training, those young heroes, were slightly excited. sitting on a chair.
It's really pitiful for them, they still don't know what they are going to face, Stark thought, Nick is the best at erasing all the passion to save the world and the illusion of a just cause.
"Okay." Nick patted the table and said, "Everyone is almost here. Let me just say a few words."
Stark fell asleep.
When he woke up again, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon, and the conference room could not be said to be deserted. It could only be said that the atmosphere was at its climax - the atmosphere of Nick alone.
At 4:10, Nick finally finished summarizing the work of this period, then spent another 20 minutes looking into the future, and finally got down to business.
Schiller had just woken up at this time.
Steve, who had been awake for a long time but was still sleepy, gave Schiller a thumbs up. Being able to land accurately on the progress bar was an enviable skill.
"Wake up! Don't sleep!!" Nick started roaring again. Apparently more people failed to land and crashed on the spot. Most of them were young heroes who didn't get enough sleep.
"Ahem." Nick cleared his throat and said, "It is conceivable that our focus in the future will definitely be the fighting world, but before that, we have to properly handle things in the real world, the most important of which is That’s the thing – copyright.”
"Disney, the world's largest entertainment company, approached me. They are willing to spend tens of billions of dollars a year to buy the rights to use the images of all superheroes under S.H.I.E.L.D. and conduct movie shooting and peripheral sales. What do you think? "
(End of chapter)
