Red Robin pushed open the door of a room sneakily, and saw that Red Hood, who was sitting on the bedside sorting equipment in the room, was indeed awake. He breathed a sigh of relief, lowered his voice and said, "Let's go, butler, don't you?" ." Red Hood refastened the weapon to his waist, stood up, tapped his feet impatiently, kicked the carpet on the floor and said, "I told you back then, we will fight the Flash as soon as he comes. Stun him, it’s because you were so lazy and didn’t take action that we ended up where we are today!”
"Stop complaining, Jason." Red Robin walked forward and opened the door and said, "Who would have thought that Batman would really be determined to send us out? Usually he just talks." The face under the red hood looks like Impatient, but a flash of thought flashed between his brows. Red Robin's wisdom allowed him to understand the behavioral patterns of everyone in the Bat Family. Feeling the silence of the Red Hood, he asked: "Do you think something is wrong? "
"That's too much." Red Hood said angrily: "We all know that Batman is not a generous person. To a certain extent, he regards Gotham and the Bat Family as his personal belongings. If no one is allowed to get involved, do you think he will give Gotham to others?"
"Of course not." Red Robin walked into the corridor and said: "He will only say 'Get out of my Gotham'." Red Hood touched his chin and said in a serious tone: "That's the problem , not only did he let us leave Gotham and leave his surveillance and protection, he also sent us to such a far place."
"More importantly, I'm afraid this place is completely out of his control. Even if there is the Flash, he may not be able to rescue us in time when we are in danger." Red Hood paused, seeming to feel a little irritated, and he He pulled off his mask, shook his hair, looked at Red Robin who was staring at him and said, "Don't look at me with that damn look!"
"We all know what he's worried about," Red Robin said with a shrug.
"This is what I find strange." Red Hood walked down the stairs and stood at the corner and said: "His so-called worries made him treat us as fragile birds, even to the point of not being allowed to drink at parties. I came over personally to tell you, why did you suddenly change your gender this time and kick us to another distant universe?"
"This universe is so weird." Red Robin could only comment like this: "Every place and everyone is weird, Batman is especially weird. I didn't expect that young Batman would be like this." Red Hood snorted. Yiyi said: "I don't care what Batman is like in other universes. I just want to find out the purpose of Batman doing this."
"Before I came to you, I walked around the manor but couldn't find the entrance to the Batcave. I saw an entrance that looked like a basement, but I was worried that there might be an alarm device there so I didn't go through."
"Haven't you heard enough other people praising your wisdom?" Red Hood said angrily: "Get to the point." Although Red Hood's tone was full of impatience, Red Robin seemed to have been praised. Crossing his arms and walking down the stairs, he hummed twice and said, "I think that the Batcave of Batman in this universe may not be the underground of Wayne Manor, or the one there is just a fake. The real Batcave should be Wayne Manor." Outside." Red Hood frowned. He glanced at Red Robin and did not immediately comment. Red Robin fumbled with his fingers and said, "Then we will follow our past practice and skip your impatient listening. I tell that part of my reasoning process and just tell the results.”
"You should have seen that Batman went out as soon as it got dark. I suspect he went to the Batcave, but we can't follow him, otherwise we will be discovered, and there's no point in installing a monitor."
"But we can follow the trail of the Batmobile all the way there, and you know, that's not hard for me."
"Then what are you waiting for? Let's get started." The two figures walked out of the gate of Wayne Manor, and they encountered the first problem on the road at the gate of the manor.
Red Hood stared at the tire tracks under his feet that were almost wider than others, raised his chin at Red Robin and said: "Tracing the traces of the Batmobile, huh? That's really good. It seems that Batman in this universe likes to drive trucks." "Red Robin walked around in confusion for several times. He used his investigative and reasoning talents that were as good as Batman's to think over and over again, and found that Batman might have really driven away in a truck.
"It's not surprising, right?" Red Robin spread his hands and said, "Although the truck is large, its defense and attack power are also strong. As for the image issue, maybe the Batman in this universe has a unique aesthetic?" Soon, the two of them I followed the tracks of the truck to the truck parking lot, and then followed the footprints to find the barbecue street.
It was almost late at night, and most people started to walk out after eating and drinking. Red Robin, who was walking against them, looked left and right, and suddenly saw a familiar figure among the crowd.
"Where's Batman?" Red Robin said softly, to remind Red Hood, but the figure Red Hood saw was more familiar - it was the Joker.
The next second, Red Robin also saw that figure. He let out a dying whimper as if something had strangled his neck, and then his next move was to pull the Red Hood's arm.
But soon he was surprised to find that the strength he expected to break free from his hands did not come, and the Red Hood did not act like he was crazy and wanted to rush to kill the clown like he usually did when he saw the clown.
Red Robin swallowed and gently tugged on Red Hood's sleeve, fearing that he would be frightened, but at some point, Red Hood had already put on his mask, and Red Robin couldn't see his expression.
"Oh my God! What are Batman and the Joker doing together? Is that Damian in Batman's arms? The Joker kidnapped Damian, right?...Who is that? Gordon? Why is he so young? ? God! Barbara, I knew they wouldn’t stay still!”
"Quickly, Jason, let's hide over there, we can't let them find out!" Red Robin pulled the red hood and hid on the side of an intersection not far from Batman and the Joker's barbecue stall, with his back against the wall. on, head sticking out to see what they were doing.
The crowd was bustling outside and soon dispersed, so the barbecue stall was no longer so noisy. The conversation between Batman and the Joker came through the wind and could be heard clearly.
"Your daughter will go to primary school next year?"
"Yeah, I haven't shown her the school yet."
"Are you going to send her to a parochial school?"
"I was originally going to hire a tutor for Elsa, but Thomas said she needed to learn to socialize, you know, that whole 'real lady enters society long before she enters society.'"
"He looks like he's from the 'Pride and Prejudice' era."
"Who says it's not?...James? James? Well, it looks like he's drunk again. Barbara, you hold him, and I'll go check out." After a rustling sound, Red Robin saw the bat. Xia stood up from the horse, then took out his wallet from his pocket and walked towards the owner of the barbecue stall.
He stopped at the barbecue stall and rummaged through his wallet, took out a card from it, handed it to the stall owner and said, "Swipe the card." The stall owner took out a card swiping machine from the side and read the Batman card. It would cost tens of billions to go up, and it would require regular assessments and constant upgrades every year. The customized card passed through the machine, and then he frowned.
machine
"Didi" rang twice, and Batman leaned over to take a look. He seemed to be discussing something with the stall owner in a low voice, and then rummaged through his wallet again.
He took out another customized card that looked like it could only be obtained by depositing money for centuries in an aristocratic bank controlled by a vampire. The stall owner took it over and swiped it on the machine. It was still the same.
"Didi" twice, but no response. When Red Robin saw it, Batman frowned and muttered: "What's going on? Why is my card frozen?" At this time, another figure knocked him away, wearing a truck driver's suit. The clown in overalls impatiently took out his wallet, took out a pile of cash and handed it to the stall owner. Then he rolled his eyes at Batman and said, "Don't imitate others who say you want to treat someone if you don't have money!" Batman mumbled again, but said nothing, put away the card, and walked back to the booth with the Joker behind him.
Red Robin and Red Hood, who had two heads sticking out from the corner, made a movement in unison——
"Zeng" he took his head back, covered his mouth and widened his eyes, then yelled crazily in his head -
"What's going on?" Batman eats and the Joker pays for it? ? ?
"What are you doing here?!" A familiar voice came from a distance. As soon as Red Robin looked around, he saw Batman walking this way. He patted Jason's arm frantically at a very fast frequency and said, " What to do? What to do? He’s coming!”
"Who the hell am I asking! Don't run away! It's too late!" Five minutes later, two new sculptures were added to Jack's truck.
The demon boy Damian, who was still in Bruce's arms, turned his head to look at the back seat, and when he turned back, he grinned brightly, even brighter than the clown.
There is a saying that the more unstable the worldview is, the easier it is to accept new knowledge and treat it as common sense. Damian is afraid of clowns, but not that afraid. After all, he comes from a killer organization and has seen all kinds of terrifying human beings. Its number.
But that's not the case with Red Hood and Red Robin. Especially Red Hood. The truck's seat space is not very large, and the back rows are all squeezed in. Red Hood sits directly behind the Joker, and is separated from the Joker. The back of the chair, he had never been so close to the clown when he died in the clown's hands.
There was deathly silence in the car. As soon as the truck stopped and the door opened, the two figures in the back seat rushed out like crazy. Red Robin grabbed his neck and started retching after getting out of the car. Red Hood's legs were so weak that he couldn't stand.
The next second, they thought of Batman. They looked towards the front door and saw that the well-fed Wayne father and son were sleeping soundly.
Through the window of the truck, the two of them saw the Joker unbuckling his seat belt, striding past Bruce and Damian in his arms, and pushing open the door on Bruce's side.
Then he kicked the father and son out. As the truck drove away, Bruce tried his best to open his somewhat sleepy eyes, looked back at Red Hood and Red Robin, who were still stunned by the roadside, and said: "I should have asked him to take you back to Wayne Manor first... "Red Robin shrank his neck.
"No need to do that..."
"Then let's go in with me."
"W-where?"
"See for yourselves where this is." Red Robin and Red Hood looked up and found themselves standing in front of a tall iron gate.
There is an arc-shaped support at the top of the door, and in the center of the arc hangs a plaque with a line of words written in cursive English -
"Arkham Asylum".
