Returning to the wall of origin, Lucifer breathed a sigh of relief. The danger he just encountered can be said to be the biggest in so many years. Facts have proved that no matter how powerful he is at home, he is still fake. When he goes out, he will overturn sooner or later. .
After escaping, he immediately turned to look at Schiller and said angrily: "Are you crazy? You actually want to kill me?!"
But Schiller completely ignored him. Instead, he looked down at the blue cube floating in the dark space. He rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "There is a saying that goes well, the daring will die if you are hungry." You are such a coward, do you know what this is?”
Lucifer studied his expression, and then followed Schiller's gaze to the blue cube.
The cube is not too big. When Lucifer saw it before, it was as big as a planet. But after coming here, it has shrunk a lot, and now it is only about the size of a container.
But now, there is a complete universe in this cube, which is the car that Lucifer drove out before, and the universe where Schiller is.
Lucifer drove this car and crashed into the Cosmic Cube. Although he used his father's magic at the last moment and called God to rescue him and Schiller, the car was stuck in the cube. There is no way to get it out.
Now, this strange object has become a cube with a sphere in the middle. That sphere is the DC universe where Schiller lives.
In the dark space of the universe, the blue cube stood out. Lucifer could feel the powerful power attached to it, so he asked: "What on earth is this? It's worth risking your life to get it." Got it?"
"If I remember correctly, this thing should be called the "Cosmic Cube". Its main function is to interfere with reality and create the universe..."
Lucifer made a "cut" sound and said, "I can do anything like this..."
"Okay, next time I want to interfere with reality, I will call you."
"No more talking, just take it and get out of here." Lucifer said immediately.
Schiller looked at the Tesseract and felt very satisfied.
In the Marvel world, the Cosmic Cube and the Cosmic Cube are actually two different things.
Due to some translation problems, viewers often confuse the Cosmic Cube, which stores space gems, with the Cosmic Cube. However, in fact, the space gem container wandering around on the earth is the Cosmic Cube, and the Cosmic Cube is another thing.
There is a lot of controversy about the combat power of the Cosmic Cube. Some people say that it is an all-powerful universe-level artifact that can modify reality and create the universe at will. Others say that it is about the same level as the Infinity Gauntlet.
In fact, both statements are correct. The Cosmic Cube does have many high-level performances, but most of them appear in the comic "Heavy Metal". In this linked comic, the Cosmic Cube has become a powerful entity that can restart the entire universe. The artifact of the universe.
But in the main universe, the Cosmic Cube does not have such a high performance. In Marvel's main universe and most universes, the energy of the Cosmic Cube mainly comes from the transcendent realm beyond the gods.
Popular characters such as Thanos have also obtained the Cosmic Cube. Therefore, people often compare it with the gauntlet containing all the Infinity Stones. However, both artifacts depend on who uses it.
After Thanos obtained the Cosmic Cube, he defeated Kronos, but after Doctor Doom obtained the Cosmic Cube, he used it to affect the entire Almighty Universe. This was officially confirmed by Marvel.
When Schiller discovered that OAA actually used the Cosmic Cube as a cage to imprison him, he understood that the level of this artifact might be higher than he thought. After all, something that could be valued and used by OAA, It certainly couldn't be junk.
So, he called Lucifer and encouraged him to rob the prison. Lucifer was inferior to OAA at the personal level, so it was difficult for him to find a higher-dimensional watcher than him before he took action. As long as he took action, OAA would definitely Will fight back.
Lucifer can't beat OAA, but he still has the ability to reach his father. His relationship with God is a bit complicated, but overall, he is still God's biological son, and he is God's favorite biological son.
His own son was beaten violently by the boss next door. God certainly couldn't just sit back and watch.
Lucifer breaks into the universe
Within the cube, God wanted to rescue him, and he would definitely not take the trouble to pull him out of the cube. So, God took Schiller, Lucifer, Lucifer's car and the Cosmic Cube back to the origin wall of DC. .
And because Lucifer drove his car into the cube before, now Schiller's entire universe is stuck in the Cosmic Cube, and this artifact from Marvel has become Schiller's universe. turtle shell.
Schiller has not forgotten that in some distant universe, there is a piece of shit on the same level as Deadpool, ready to invade the multiverse at any time.
In terms of disgusting people, the Laughing Bat is no lower than Deadpool.
No means within the DC universe can guarantee 100% safety. Even if Lucifer protects this universe, as long as he says "The Laughing Bat has anticipated his actions", Lucifer will fall in the editorial department. Under the heaven-defying cheat.
Laughing wildly, life or death is unpredictable, that's exactly what it is.
However, although Kuangxiao is the grandfather of the DC editorial department, it will not be so useful if he leaves the DC universe. The Marvel editorial department will definitely not recognize an intellectual character like Long Aotian, and it is impossible for him to The characters and artifacts of the Marvel Universe are trampled down to nothing.
DC's sword cannot cut off Marvel's officials. Now, the universe where Schiller lives has directly entered the center of the Marvel Cosmic Cube. If Crazy Laughter wants to invade, he must first break Marvel's Cosmic Cube.
Moreover, this turtle shell can not only prevent laughter, but also many things. The most important thing is that with this thing, Schiller can make plans about the multiverse unscrupulously. Even if he accidentally overturns, he can just run home. By closing the door, you can ensure the most basic safety.
After discovering the Laughing Egg from Bruce's body, Schiller has been thinking about how to protect the safety of his own universe. DC's multiverse events can be said to be full of dangers, and the pace is extremely fast, which will not give people Any respite.
Schiller understands that no matter which universe or timeline the laughter occurs, once it occurs, it is like gangrene attached to the bone, and it will never be shaken off if it is stained with shit.
There is no hope in a battle of wits with the Laughing Bat. It is not an intellectual contest at all, it is completely a matryoshka contest. The Laughing Bat predicts your plan, you predict the Laughing Bat predicts your plan, and the Laughing Bat predicts your plan. I anticipated you, and the Laughing Bat anticipated your plan...
Schiller has no interest in predicting the actions of the Laughing Bat. It would only be a waste of life to argue with Long Aotian like this, so he has long had the idea of putting a shield on this universe.
But in the DC universe, the halo of political correctness is not very useful. DC already has enough dark plots, and no matter how politically correct it is, it can easily overturn.
But who would have expected that OAA veteran personally presented the Cosmic Cube, and Schiller naturally accepted it happily.
At this time, Lucifer clicked his tongue and said, "I just tried it, and this universe is completely stuck in it, and I can't get it out at all."
"That's also a problem with your driving skills." Schiller directly passed the blame.
Lucifer snorted coldly and looked at Schiller sideways with an expression like "Don't think I don't know what tricks you are playing." At this moment, Schiller took out a recording pen from his pocket.
"Click, Dad!!!!"
"Click, Dad!!!!"
"Click daddy...Click daddy...Click daddy..."
"Stop!" Lucifer shouted, he looked at Schiller and said: "How can you be so mean???"
"What gives you the illusion that I am a just person?" Schiller asked.
After the two argued for a while, Lucifer asked: "Then the question is, how should we go back now?"
Then he saw Schiller suddenly made a sign of the cross on his chest, and then began to pray in a low voice:
"Almighty Savior, your dear little son, I forgot to bring my key when I went out. Now I can't go home. I pray to you for a key to allow us to freely enter and exit this universe. Those who believe will always be safe and warm. Shelter…”
With a "clang", a key fell in front of Schiller. Schiller reached out and took it, then hung it on his keychain, shook it at Lucifer and said, "Let's go."
"Give me the recorder!!!" Lucifer shouted while chasing him.
When the two returned to Earth, Lucifer was very angry and said: "You actually dared to record your friend's embarrassing story and play it again and again. Your shamelessness and despicability shocked me!...Well, what on earth do you want to do?" Return the recorder to me?"
"It's very simple." Schiller shook the recording pen and said, "Last time, you failed to fulfill the request I made to you. This time, I can only make a wish to you again, the great Lucifer... Morningstar, can you resurrect Batman's parents?"
"My bar is very busy, I'm leaving first!" Lucifer turned around and left without hesitation.
Schiller shook his head, then bought the nearest flight ticket and returned to Gotham.
After returning to Gotham, he did not go back to rest, but went straight to Gotham Cathedral. In the church, he met the old priest. After the two exchanged a few words, Schiller said:
"Recently, I feel a little anxious. I hope I can talk to the Lord alone..."
"Oh, of course I know that we are not having a good time after the snow disaster. Go quickly, Professor, God will definitely bless a good person like you..."
After saying that, the old priest turned and left. Schiller walked under the statue of Jesus and took out the recording pen.
He crossed himself and said:
"Hello, God, I just successfully made your most beloved and most rebellious son call daddy, and successfully recorded his voice. I think I can get some reward for this..."
Suddenly, Schiller felt the voice recorder in his hand emit a faint light, and then fly away from his hand, but Schiller did not let go, but took out a bill on the spot.
"God, your favorite son has been undergoing psychotherapy with me for five years. Since he is not fully capable of acting, I feel that both the treatment effects and the medical bills should be discussed with his parents. Let’s talk…”
It seemed that the word "parent" made the other party very satisfied, and the bill floated directly up.
In mid-air, an invisible being kept flipping the bills. As soon as he turned to the first page, the bill fell to the ground with a "snap".
In a daze, Schiller saw Jesus on the cross shaking his head. In the dark, Schiller heard a sentence:
"Your greed shocks me."
"Of course, I can also take a step back. I only need a small condition. I can reduce part of Lucifer's consultation fee, extend the psychotherapy package to ten years, and use this recording pen as a sacrifice. , presented to dear Lord..." Schiller said immediately.
Out of nowhere, another voice came:
"what would you like?"
"I want to go to heaven."
