"You mean, you want to take leave?" In Nick Fury's office, Nick asked while lying on his bed with his feet on the table and looking at Natasha in front of him. First update@
"Yes, sick leave!" Natasha said through gritted teeth.
"Sick leave, are you sick? Then you can go see our psychiatrist." Nick shook his head and said.
"I got sick just because I saw a psychiatrist!" Natasha said in a louder voice, "In this week, I saw a psychiatrist at least 15 times a day! Even if you want to lower our insurance coefficient, you still have to use such a dirty method, right?! "
"No way, this is the price of hiring multiple Schillers. Who makes him a heart doctor?" Nick shrugged and said: "As for Schiller who can settle accounts, Schiller who leads Hydra can also be a medical doctor. At work, they are all psychiatrists. If there are no patients, he will stay here honestly. "
"That's not why you used me as bait to catch three seats!" Natasha said angrily: "There are so many SHIELD agents, why can't we share the work equally???"
"Come on, Natasha, how many agents in the entire SHIELD can stand up to being pushed?
Nick put his feet down and pointed to the room next door, "In the office opposite, there are a total of 9 agents, 8 of them are head snakes, and one is from the CIA. Most of them are also undercover from Hydra to the CIA."
"The office over there has a total of 12 agents and 6 civilian staff. Except for Agent Carter, they are all Hydra. Of the remaining 6, 3 are FBI agents disguised as Hydra, and 3 are fake ones. If you become a CIA agent, you want them to see a psychiatrist?"
"I... Natasha choked for a moment, and she said: "But I am also from the former Soviet Union. I was just suspected of being a Soviet spy not long ago..."
"Yes, Schiller is also a Soviet spy, so you are the one to go." Nick said with a smile.
Natasha took a deep breath. She looked at the ceiling and couldn't even find a word to describe the situation in SHIELD.
Now, in the entire S.H.I.E.L.D., there are 100% professional agents, 99% of Nine Snakes, half of the Nine Snakes are Central Bureau agents, half of the Central Bureau agents are inter-national, and half of the spies from various countries are KGB. .
And she, Nasha Romanov, was a professional agent from the former Soviet Union. She was neither Hydra nor the KGB. She was a unique figure among the huge S.H.I.E.L.D.
So, when the famous Soviet spy Schiller needed a patient who could undergo cardiac treatment, Natasha did her best to choose one.
There are so many things to complain about here. Natasha doesn't even know where to start. She only knows that she can't go on like this. Any normal person will undergo dozens of psychological treatments within a few days. She should be going crazy, but Natasha hasn't yet, which only shows that she is really professional.
"In short, I quit!" Nata said very firmly: "If you let me undergo psychological treatment again, I will surrender to the IRS!"
Nick's eyes widened and he looked at Natasha and said, "Tax Bureau? I really didn't expect that such a string of words would come out of the mouth of a SHIELD agent! How could it not reach this point?!"
"Every time I go to church to pray, I will thank the IRS. It is the IRS that prevents you from lowering the insurance factor for the first time in a week. The IRS gives me the confidence to fight against you, an unscrupulous boss!" "
"Don't say that, Ms. Natalia, you and I both know that this small contribution is just...
"Don't follow this!" Natasha was obviously going crazy. She said, "Either let someone else do this job, or I will resign. I will contact the KGB immediately and ask them to arrest me in Siberia!"
"Okay, okay, don't be so excited, ma'am..." Ke stretched out his hand and said, "It's okay to let Agent Carter go, right? However, she is a newbie and has only recently taken up the post. You have to keep an eye on her..."
"In case she responds too much to Schiller and causes some trouble, you have to know that this is for the greater good..."
"Stop talking, I'm going to inform her now." Tasha turned and left.
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When Carter received this order, he still felt a little confused. Was seeing a psychiatrist considered a task?
"Is this serious?" Carter said, holding the transfer order: "In the next week, I don't have to do anything. I just have to keep watching what happens. Well...didn't I take a test when I joined the company?"
"Miss Carter, do you remember what the first rule of an agent is?" Natasha asked, looking into her eyes.
"Listen more, read more, see less... Okay, I'll go right now, it won't be worse than waxing the deck of the skyship." Carter put the file down and left.
As a result, before nightfall, she hurried to the office, grabbed Natasha and asked, "Is there something wrong with this? Doesn't this psychiatrist take a rest all day? And why does he need a room?" Changing clothes, is this a necessary step for treatment?
"Remember, listen more, see more, and ask less." Natasha said. Seeing Carter's confused expression, she shook her head and turned away.
In Nick Fury's office, Erson took the newly made watch, looked at Nick and asked: "Boss, is this really okay? One person is in charge of finance, one is in charge of finance, and one is in charge of finance." Personnel transfer...this...is this a bit excessive?
"What are you afraid of? It's not like we obtained Schillers through illegal means. We only used SHIELD's complete intelligence network to discover many Schillers at the first time, and then invited them here to work for us. What's the problem with this? ?”
"The problem is that there are so many Schillers!!!" Colson said: "How come there are so many Schillers?!!!"
"Colson, some of your questions always make me doubt your rank as an 8th-level agent. What is the first rule of being an agent? See more, ask less, and what can you do to find out the principles? Can you solve today's problem? financial statements?”
Nick spread his hands and said, "Our first win, Schiller, helped us solve our financial problems for the next quarter. @ESSENTIAL\/书馆·无码第一~~"
"The main point is that in the previous season, the three accountants we hired went to Moscow for vacation twice, and one of them "committed suicide" on the way back to Moscow for vacation..."
"At the beginning of this season, we didn't even have a plan. You want me to go find those Russians who are so open-minded? They even want to give me a share!"
"We found Xi. Not only did he take over the work of three accountants, he even proposed two financial optimization plans. God, I have never seen such a capable financial person!"
Nick stretched out one hand and clenched it into a fist, and then said: "If he works here for a long time, our space ship fleet will be formed in a few years!"
Just when Colson was about to speak, Nick raised his voice and said, "There is also the second Schiller who has arrived. He is simply a perfect god, with superb medical skills, hard work, and most importantly, no morality!"
Nick stretched out a hand, waved it vigorously and said: "You can take part in my human-control experiment, and you can use hypnosis to extract information. He alone can match an interrogation team. If they work here for a long time, next quarter We can recruit another 10,000 people!”
"And Schiller, who was the last one to arrive, my God, I can't say more praiseworthy words. No one can imagine how much trouble he and I have solved!"
"He alone is responsible for the personnel deployment of Hydra and the special agents of SHIELD's field team. He has done a workload of four agents for me!
"With the tasks he created and the degree of completion of the tasks, Congress praised him as the best SHIELD director in history!"
Nick was overjoyed, but Colson felt a little guilty after touching his conscience. He said:
"The financial reports are fake, the experiments and interrogations are illegal, the personnel are fictitious, the missions are fictitious, and the work is also fictitious... What are we, SHIELD, doing?"
The Nigerian alien looked at Coulson and said, "If you ask such stupid questions again, you can be promoted to level 6 agent next year."
"What is SHIELD doing? Of course SHIELD is protecting the world!"
"But we can't protect the world." Cole was very embarrassed (this chapter is not finished!)
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said.
"Let me ask you, what is the purpose of protecting the world?" Nick walked up to Corson and asked.
"The purpose is... of course to protect the world!" Coulson replied.
"No, what protects the world is to make the world feel that it is protected. This is the meaning of SHIELD's existence."
Nick shook his head and said: "As long as SHIELD exists, authorities in various countries will feel that when various strange things happen, someone will be there to protect them."
"But if various strange events really happen, wouldn't we be disappointed if we didn't protect them?" Cole asked.
Nick sighed again and said, "We have never hugged Xi, so how can we be disappointed?"
"No government in this world thinks that an organization led by Americans, staffed by Americans, and controlled by the U.S. Congress will rescue us in times of crisis. As long as we don't fall into the trap, they will feel This is a rare and fair organization.”
Colson opened his mouth and found that he couldn't refute.
Nick continued: "Actually, Congress doesn't need us to do anything. As long as we are here and actually under their control, they can protect the world. The United States is protecting the world. This is the whole meaning of SHIELD's existence. That's right. Update@jhssd”
"If you really want to protect the world, don't count on S.H.I.E.L.D., or any organization that has a bright banner to protect the world."
Cole sighed, and then said: "Okay... By the way, these are the salary statistics for this season. Director, you have to sign here."
Nick sat back on the chair, and Coulson put the report on the table. Nick took the report without taking it seriously, and just as he was about to write, he saw the string of numbers at the end.
With a "bang", Nick fell down from his chair. He couldn't answer the question: "Why is it so high??? How can The Shield's salary be so high this season????"
"This...how high is the salary?" Nick gasped and got up from the top, and began to flip through the document frantically. Then he saw that in the salary report, the name of the purpose was "Psychological Treatment of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents" cost".
Looking at the long string of zeros, Nick took a deep breath, and his roar echoed throughout SHIELD:
"Haters unite!! I will assemble immediately!!!"
"All hands on deck!! Catch him!!!!"
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