The next day, in Asgard's Asgard, Ancient One handed Odin a small thing. Odin put the small black device in front of his eyes and looked at it, then took it away and looked at it again. It seemed a little bit... curious.
Then a projection suddenly popped up on it, and Odin almost threw the thing out. Mephisto, who was waiting below, was already impatient. He said, "Can you hurry up? I've been waiting for a long time!"
Odin rolled his eyes and used magic to fix the device in the center of the room, ensuring that everyone in the room could see the projection.
Without having to face these demons directly, Strange seemed much more relaxed in the projection. He said: "Let's start, asking questions from left to right, one question per person. After answering, you cannot ask further questions. After completing the round, start from the beginning. "
Mephisto immediately said: "Let me go first. What happened when you established a stable lending system last time? There was also an interest rate benchmark that you didn't know clearly, and there was contract fraud..."
Strange, who was standing in the room, turned around and asked the financial practitioners at a table behind him: "Do you hear me clearly?"
One of the men with glasses and a suit didn't even raise his head: "This is my specialty, the so-called interest rate benchmark..."
After more than ten hours, Strange's mouth was already dry. He said to Gu Yi: "Teacher, let's go here first..."
He looked back and saw that most of the people behind him had fallen down. After all, they had been brainstorming for more than ten hours without eating or drinking. The devil was fine, but humans couldn't withstand it.
Once they heard that they were about to rest, the demons stopped working, especially Mephisto. The Lord of Hell had never discovered that humans were so good at defrauding... Oh no, that's called finance.
Mephisto decided, the devil's deal, can that be called deception? That’s called finance! Do you know finance?
What's the price and conditions? Quickly change your mind. They're all called deposits and loans. What's wrong with me collecting too much debt? That's called interest!
High interest rate? Didn't I write it in the contract...didn't I write it in the contract? What? Is what I wrote too complicated? Then don't sign it then!
The devil has endless interest in fraud. Mephisto asked countless questions about the lending system, hoping to learn the essence of the human economy overnight.
In the demon gods' view of time, less than 0.001 second has passed, and humans are actually starting to cry out that they are tired? How could this race be so weak?
But there is nothing the devil can do if he doesn't like it. Human beings have such a constitution that they need to eat, sleep, and rest.
The main contradiction now is the contradiction between the demon gods' strong thirst for knowledge and the limited energy of human beings.
There was no other way, so Nick could only find another group of people and let them work two shifts, which eventually turned into three shifts.
Later, it was still not enough, and Strange had no choice. At this time, Ancient One proposed to let the demons leave a magic circle for communication, so that they could contact the financial practitioners on the earth at any time.
But the result still didn't work, because ordinary humans are not magicians. You can't expect a group of ordinary people with decades of scientific education to meditate, focus, and communicate with the universe overnight. This requires talent, and ordinary people can't use magic circles at all.
In the end, it was the magicians of Karma Taj who fixed the magic circle on human mobile phones so that the demons could make calls to humans.
At the beginning, the demon gods were all beating up each other, chatting with whomever they caught.
Because many demon gods do not understand human life forms, and do not know that their individual memories are not the same and their personalities are also different. As a result, the conversation ends up being inconsistent. Halfway through the conversation with one of the people about the previous question, the conversation ends again. The caller changed to another person, and the question ended up starting from the beginning again.
Strange is responsible for teaching the demons how to call the same person, while Nick is responsible for selecting exclusive customer service for different demons.
After working on it for a long time, the professionals were finally able to communicate smoothly with the Demon God and answer their questions.
Nick found a building in Greenwich Village and crammed all the people in. Ancient One transferred a group of mages from Kama Taj to settle in to help professionals connect with the devil, while agents from S.H.I.E.L.D. Take care of the food and daily life of this group of people.
Finally, Strange named the building "The Holy of Holies."
But this alone is not enough. The initial investors have been found, but subsequent business development and publicity still need people.
You can't expect ordinary humans to run around the universe running business and attracting customers, and they can't do that either.
Ancient Yi and Odin searched around for a long time. Finally, Mr. Odin looked around and saw that my little son was idle. Let him go!
So, Rocky became a salesman gloriously.
If you want more people to join, you have to make a name for yourself. Even if others don't join immediately, you have to let them know that this is happening. To put it bluntly, it means handing out business cards to people all over the universe.
That day, Loki was thrown out of Asgard by Odin with a confused look on his face while holding a stack of business cards.
Originally, his brother got into trouble and was thrown to the earth. Loki was gloating about it, but he turned around and was also thrown out.
Thor was thrown out. Although he had no power or weapons, he still had no mission. No one cared about him when he was wandering around the earth. But Loki could not do that. He had performance indicators.
If you want Loki to be an unmotivated person like Thor, forget it. He just has ideas about the throne. Although he didn't participate in the Demon God's Lecture Hall before, he also knows that this should be a big issue for his father. Work, you will definitely show your face when you are done.
Thus, Loki embarked on his cosmic pyramid scheme.
Loki is much smarter than his brother, and he certainly knows who to turn to for this matter.
He warmly invited Strange, the future Supreme Mage, and spent several days eating, drinking, and having fun in the Nine Kingdoms, and then he understood the principles of pyramid schemes from him.
After understanding the principle, Loki, as the god of deceit, felt that there was something going on in this matter, and if it was done, he might gain both fame and fortune.
The most difficult part has been taken care of by Ancient One and Odin. The great demons have already made the first round of investment. Loki's job is to cast a wide net to catch more fish.
How else can I ask God to give me food? What better match is there than the God of Lies and MLM?
Loki would do whatever he wanted when he was bored, and he could trick others into doing somersaults one after another. As soon as his subjective initiative came up, within a few days, all the demon gods in the universe heard a resounding name - "Cosmic Demon God Totem" Shared Wealth Project”.
As the god of lies and deceit, Loki understood the essence of MLM without any teacher, such as "if you miss this time, wait twenty thousand years", "become bigger and stronger and create greater glory", and "congratulations to Crimson Dimension" In the main event, I always like to bring up the power of a billion years"...
During this period, Loki's figure was all over the universe, from the Split Realm to the Lingering Realm, from the Pegasus Nebula where the aftermath of the war had not yet gone out, to the Andromeda Nebula that had been silent for a long time, from the central New Port to the edge of the Black Realm, Interstellar wars, galaxy gatherings, weddings and funerals, weddings and funerals, there are ten places where gongs are played, and he is there in nine.
Thor? So unfamiliar!
"Hello, the Holy Sanctuary of the Nine Kingdoms... Sorry, it really can't be higher. We have regulations here. Only super-dimensional demon gods can raise more than 6%... That's it. In fact, you can also choose to jointly invest. , this is our new business..."
Strange walked forward quickly with the phone in hand. He quickly said to the other end of the phone: "Your Highness Loki, the business on Sakaar can be suspended for a while. The people there are really too poor and very stingy. , apart from calling and harassing customer service every day, not much profit can be squeezed out at all, and the same goes for Gao Tianzun..."
What he passed was an office area. However, the people sitting here working were dressed a little strangely. Some were wearing suits and ties, some were wearing mage robes, and some were even wearing prison uniforms. It seemed that they were just pulled away due to lack of manpower. Came here...
"Hello, Holy Sanctuary of the Nine Kingdoms, what?... Can you repeat it again? Translation! I need a translation! Here comes another one who doesn't understand!" shouted a female white-collar worker in business attire.
The young mage wearing a yellow mage robe hurriedly ran to the female white-collar worker. He took the phone and uttered a series of strange words. Then he hung up the phone: "Which backcountry demon is this? Could it be from the edge of hell?" Right? The accent is too strong!"
Strange continued to walk forward, and where he passed, there was an endless stream of voices talking on the phone.
"Hello, the Holy of Holies of the Nine Kingdoms, uh... sorry, we don't provide this service here, ah... yes, I know you are anxious, but we are not responsible for finding dogs here, okay... I will help you Just to ask."
On a seat, a young man stood up, quickly ran to Strange, and asked: "Mr. Strange, a demon asked us to help him find his dog. He lost his dog and he was very anxious. "
"Looking for a dog?" Strange covered the phone receiver and looked at the young man: "We are a financial office here and are not responsible for looking for dogs... Forget it, ask him where the dog was lost?" What's it like?"
The young man ran back to his seat and picked up the receiver: "Really? Okay... ok, three heads? Oh, it's four heads, ok... no problem, we will try our best and get back to you within two hours, …Oh, no, we don’t allow bonuses to be collected privately, thank you.”
He put down the phone again and shouted to Strange: "He was lost in the upper dimension of the spiritual world. He was a blue four-headed crow with three claws in total..."
Loki on the other end of the phone also heard the young man's cry. He asked, "Isn't that Campbell's pet? How did he end up in the upper dimension of the spiritual world?"
Then he said to Strange: "There are five little demon gods in the lower level of the spiritual world. They are quite well-informed. Please ask them."
Strange put down the phone and shouted: "Who is the person in charge of that area of the spirit world?"
A female mage flashed to Strange's side and said, "It's me, but they broke the network cable during a fight yesterday and can't contact her now."
"Forget it, let me take a trip." The female mage continued: "The spiritual world is not far away. Please help me ask, if I see the four-headed bird, where should I send it?"
"Okay, wait, let me take a look...the area where the call came from, the middle layer between the hell dimension and the star realm, okay, it's not far..."
At this time, Strange's phone rang again, but it was not from the devil. Peter's voice rang on the other end: "Mr. Strange! Come here! Two symbiotes are fighting in New York, and I can't stop them." Stop them, oh! God! Don't go that way..."
"Symbiote...what?"
Before Strange finished speaking, the floor shook violently, and a corner of the building was directly smashed. A huge gray monster jumped onto the roof, followed closely behind him by a black monster.
Strange saw that chasing these two monsters was a slightly smaller... purple Spider-Man? ? ?
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