"Okay, listen big guy, you can't hit those cars that are honking their horns. There is no rule in Hell's Kitchen against honking their horns during the day..."
Steve pulled Thor back who was about to rush out and said to him seriously: "If you continue like this, you may be arrested and sent to a mental hospital. According to the psychiatrist I know, you will collapse. Bad luck."
"Why do you Earthlings speak so strangely? I can't understand your accent at all. Why do you have to hold your voice when speaking? Can you be more manly?!" Thor shouted.
Steve took a deep breath. He had really had enough of Thor. He grabbed Thor's arm with his right hand to prevent him from wandering around, and then took out his cell phone with the other hand to call Nick.
"Nick, if you insist on me taking this guy with me, can you get him a translation device as soon as possible? The two of us can't communicate at all!"
That's right, the first problem Thor encountered after coming to earth was his strange accent. Of course Thor can speak English, but when he last came to Earth, the United States still didn't speak it. English.
To be precise, the last time he came to Earth, the English spoken in England was not the English spoken today.
As a result, his current language structure is Old English words and grammar, plus a strong Asgardian accent.
But the country he is in now is the United States, a place that has always planned to expel British English as an English language.
This made their communication difficult. When Nick originally asked Steve to keep an eye on Thor, Steve had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem. He planned to take Thor with him in New York City during his morning jog. Go around and show him where he's going to live next.
As a result, in just a few dozen minutes, Thor was like an energetic husky, wanting to rush up and take a bite of everything he looked at. Steve was very suspicious that this might be Thor's revenge for the one he gave him. fist.
Steve stood at the intersection, with one hand on his hip and the other holding Thor, and said to him helplessly: "If you are retaliating for the punch I gave you, then okay, I can apologize to you, but this is not My real point is, you have to go find that doctor who specializes in physical therapy.”
"And this is no reason for you to knock on other people's car windows on the street, move barricades at will, and kick paint cans away. If you continue like this, you will not only receive a punch from me, you will be beaten!"
Steve spoke earnestly, but Thor didn't quite understand.
Steve also saw that he was talking to a cow. Just when he wanted to continue persuading, his cell phone rang, and Schiller on the other side said to him: "Captain, could you please come over to Stark Tower? We may need You do a test of strength.”
After Steve hung up the phone, he immediately dialed again. He said, "Hello? Is Peter here? Oh, I'm his friend Steve. Can you please let him answer the phone?"
"Hey, Steve, what's wrong? I'm eating!" Peter was a little vague when he answered, obviously he hadn't swallowed what was in his mouth.
"It's like this. Nick gave me a task. It's simply to take an alien on a tour in New York. But now I have other things to do. Can you come over and help me with the shift?"
"Traveling with aliens?...Really? Where is that?...So magical? Oh..." Peter lowered his voice. It was obvious that there were family members beside him. He paused and swallowed the food in his mouth. Go down, then: "Wait a minute, I'll be there soon."
After a while, Peter ran over from the other end of the street. He was still wearing a Captain America commemorative T-shirt. When he walked forward, he specifically pointed to the shield pattern on his chest. Steve said to him He smiled and patted his shoulder: "If you want, I can print one for you with a shield, guaranteeing a 1:1 restoration."
"Really?" Peter asked in surprise, and then he hesitated a little: "But it seems a bit disrespectful. After all, it is the symbol of Captain America's honor."
"It doesn't matter. As long as you complete this task for me, I will give you one, and it will also come with an autograph."
Peter was so happy that he almost jumped up. He immediately grabbed Thor: "Don't worry, wrap it up with me!"
Steve gave him a thumbs up and watched Peter pulling Thor away from him. He sighed, feeling a little guilty in his heart. He always felt like he was lying to a child.
Thor was even more unhappy when he was pulled by Peter. Asgardians believe most in the principle that the big fist is the boss. Although he was dissatisfied with Steve sneaking up on him and giving him a punch, he also admitted that that man was a strong man. warrior, but what happened to this kid? Why do they look like bean sprouts?
After Peter walked a few steps, he suddenly stopped. Thor was stunned. He looked Peter up and down: "Are you tired from walking? How about I carry you?"
Thor's worldview is very simple. In addition to the fact that big fists are the last word, he also believes in helping the weak and taking care of the old, weak, sick and disabled. In his view, Peter is just a child, and he is considered a relatively weak one among the people on earth. class, most likely needing his help.
"I'm tired from walking, no, of course not. Although my home is a bit far from here, it's not too tiring."
"I just suddenly thought of where to take you. We..."
"Leave me alone, that annoying guy is finally gone. I want to go around on my own!" Before Peter could finish, Thor turned around and left. He didn't need a child to lead the way.
As soon as Thor was about to leave by himself, Peter chased after him and shouted: "Hey, wait! My signed T-shirt..."
"Don't do this! Don't cross the road, that's against traffic rules! Wait... don't touch that car, no! Don't kick in the door, others will think you're robbing..."
Steve could still grab Thor, but Peter could only stop him and ask him to change direction.
"I didn't, hey, stop! Don't go that way! There's construction going on over there, no... don't come back over the roadblock... There might be..."
"Why do you Earthlings think I'm a fool? I'm the prince of Asgard. Of course I know what to do! I..."
"boom!"
Two minutes later, Peter grabbed Thor's feet and pulled him out of the mud. He looked at his T-shirt stained by the mud and said, "This is a new genuine souvenir I bought, and it's quite expensive... "
Thor said angrily: "Can't you humans make bigger roadblocks? I thought it was just a low wall, and it was someone else's yard inside!"
"Okay, listen, Steve and I are aliens, so I don't mind that you don't know any of this common sense, and it seems like you don't know much about the Earth's language, so it's okay if you can't understand me. Ke Yuan, but you can at least understand my movements, right?"
Peter made a cross on his chest with his arm. He said, "This means you can't go. Places you are not allowed to go may be dangerous. Fortunately, this time it's just a mud pit. It would be terrible if there were wires or something underneath." Yes, you really have to listen to me!"
Thor ignored Peter and walked forward with his arms folded. Peter chased him. Thor turned around and said, "You're just a kid. Where are your parents? They just let you wander the streets like this." ?”
"I've finished all my summer homework, so I can go out and play. Oh, I haven't yet. I'll take you to my favorite video game arcade. You will definitely like it there."
"What is that place?"
"It's a place to play games. There are many game consoles there, and new models have recently been launched. I haven't gone there yet. Let's go!"
"Oh, by the way, wait a minute, I'll call a friend of mine."
Peter took out his mobile phone and said to the other end of the phone: "Pikachu, what are you doing? Yes, see you at the same place..."
Five minutes later, Peter dragged Thor to an arcade on the edge of Hell's Kitchen.
He came to the door, but did not go in. Instead, he walked in along an alley next to it. After a while, a yellow figure jumped on the wall, and then jumped directly into Peter's arms. Peter and Pikachu exchanged blows. Palm: "Long time no see! Man!"
"Ha, I don't know who is so dazzled by his little girlfriend that he hasn't come to play with his buddies for so long!"
"Dr. Schiller went on a long trip, didn't you want to help him look after the store? I thought you were busy, okay... okay, I'm sorry, don't call me!"
Thor was very curious about Pikachu. He asked, "Is this your pet? Why is he so yellow?"
Then, he was about to reach out to touch Pikachu. As soon as his hand reached the top of Pikachu's head, he was electrocuted and screamed "Ouch". Peter quickly grabbed Pikachu's tail: "Stop it, you've already shocked others..." Oh, I forgot to introduce, this is my good friend Pikachu, the two of us are the best partners!"
"Did we have a group name before?" Peter looked at Pikachu and asked. Pikachu held the two short hands and stood on Peter's shoulders disdainfully: "The group name is Spider and Rat, twin pests in the sewer, how about it?"
"Of course it's not good, it tastes too strong."
Seeing Peter and Pikachu playing around, Thor actually calmed down, and he even felt a little nostalgic: "I also had a pet before, a smart and clever hound, but it's a pity that it died in the battle."
"Have you ever raised a dog?" Peter looked at Thor and asked, "Do aliens also have dogs?"
"Of course, Asgard is not far from the earth, and many of our living habits are similar."
"Then you still..."
"I just can't stand those cars that make random noises, you know? If someone dares to let a chariot make noise on the roads of Asgard, he will be whipped."
"And those barricades, that didn't serve as a warning at all, and even kids could climb on them."
"There are also those who use strange cans to graffiti on the walls. In Asgard, if you dare to graffiti on the walls, you will be imprisoned."
"Uh... actually it happens on Earth too, it's just that that place is a bit messy and no one cares about them."
"If that's the case, it seems to make sense. You were the prince of Asgard before, so it's logical for you to take care of these things. But this is the earth, and you are not a prince. If you rush up to us, you may get beaten."
"My father is the master of the nine kingdoms, and the nine kingdoms also include the Central Court. And I am the future master of the nine kingdoms. Of course I have to take care of these things when I see them."
Peter was just thinking about something, but Thor asked: "Where is that fun thing of yours? I don't think it would be more interesting than going hunting."
"Hunting? Is that all a thing of the Middle Ages? Come on, I'll show you some modern amusement facilities. You'll definitely find it great!"
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