"I...I haven't seen her!"
I was worried that my identity would be exposed, so I had to deny it.
Unexpectedly, the little girl was unyielding, holding her hands and pouting:
"You still don't admit it! You have a black mole on your left buttock, as big as a soybean. If you don't believe me, pull down your pants and let everyone see! I, Shen Chuxue, never tell lies!"
"Nonsense! Xue'er, go do your homework!"
Shen Mubai immediately apologized to our master and apprentice. However, the blind master came over and pulled my pants down suddenly. Then he almost put his good eye on my buttocks and looked at me again and again!
"Oh! This is a destined marriage!"
"Nephew Shen, look, isn't this... a big black mole?"
Shen Mubai and his wife hurried over and looked at me again and again, making me blush.
However, Shen Chuxue covered her mouth and giggled.
To be honest, this little girl is quite beautiful and she has obviously inherited her father's genes.
How should I put it? His eyes are big, and he looks a bit like Jiang Qinqin when he was a child.
Her eyes are particularly watery, her skin is extremely white, and her hair is long.
It just gives people a weird feeling, which is a bit unpleasant.
"Why are you laughing! Don't laugh!"
"I just want to laugh! Come and catch me if you can!"
After Shen Chuxue finished speaking, she ran outside.
Naturally, I didn't bother to catch him. Instead, Shen Mubai took my hand and said excitedly: "Since it is a destiny of destiny, then this baby marriage will not be possible unless Shen makes an appointment. Madam, what do you think?" ?”
Mrs. Shen nodded and smiled: "Of course I have no objection. I have already mentioned this matter just now. I didn't expect that the little Taoist master and our Xue'er were a match made in heaven. I just didn't know that the old immortal What do you think, Master and Xiao Daoye?"
"Of course! I agree with both hands!"
The blind master raised his hands high, but I lowered my head and blushed. I had never thought of getting a wife at such a young age.
But I am not allowed to make the decision.
The blind master is short-handed and cannibalistic. Shen Mubai entertained us so warmly and even killed the only black goat in the family. What else can the master say?
"Grandson, why don't you call me father-in-law!"
The blind master stretched out his hand and pulled my ears.
I screamed in pain. Maybe I was too young at the time and didn't know what it meant to be engaged. Due to Master's coercion and inducement, I agreed. So Shen Mubai's daughter Shen Chuxue and I worshiped in the Shen family courtyard.
While the gifts were being exchanged, the blind master suddenly remembered something.
"That...nephew Shen! How close is the richest man in the Southwest, Boss Shen, to you?"
"Cousins!"
"Ah? Are they from the same ancestor or the same grandfather?"
"Within three generations, or beyond three generations?"
Shen Mubai was stunned, and the couple's eyes widened. They didn't know what the blind master meant by these words.
"Well! Although we are cousins, we are actually separated by countless generations. We are the same family with the surname Shen in the southwest! Well... I can only say that we will meet again when we visit the graves during the Qingming Festival. I don't know how far apart we are!"
Mrs. Shen added: "Don't listen to his nonsense. It's just that Boss Shen is polite and sees that we are cultivators, so we are worthy of brothers. In fact, it is impossible to fight with eight poles. Visiting the grave of a common ancestor is just an invitation to join in the fun." !”
"lady!!"
Shen Mubai's face was a little confused.
But this is human nature. Who doesn’t want to meet a few rich friends when going out?
Clinging to a few powerful relatives?
Shen Mubai didn't want the blind master to continue questioning, so he quickly took out a gun.
"Well, what does the eldest nephew want to do?" Grandpa was startled.
"Give it to the young Taoist master? Don't underestimate this native gun. The younger generation's formations are incorporated into it. Every shot fired will have unexpected effects. By the way, you take these five bullets, each one The bullets are all in the same formation!"
I took the gun and looked at it with great interest. I felt that the hidden weapon that could be integrated into the formation was really a cow and ten bulls. It was so awesome! I couldn't put it down at the moment, so I immediately took out the small box given by the old lady and handed it to Shen Chuxue.
"This is a family heirloom given by a grandma. I don't know its specific function, so I gave it to Xue'er."
"family heirloom?"
Xueer took it curiously and looked at it again and again.
I then asked Shen Mubai for a piece of paper and wrote down the old lady's last name and date of birth.
"By the way, grandma said that as long as you set up a tablet for her and worship her during the holidays, there will be a big surprise!"
"Really? Dad must worship me well!" Shen Mubai reached out and touched my head.
I held the gun and my thoughts were wandering. This time I originally went to Shiyazi Village to recuperate from my injuries, but I didn't expect that I accidentally provoked the four ghost kings and almost killed me.
It would be unworthy of a gentleman not to avenge him, I wish I could kill him right away!
"Thanks to the careful care of my father-in-law and mother-in-law, my injury has completely healed. Grandpa, the four ghost kings of Shiyazi Village have bullied us to this extent. You and I will fight back together!"
As soon as he heard that he was going back to Shiyazi Village, grandpa got scared.
"What...grandson! Grandpa's eyes have been uncomfortable these past two days. I'll discuss the matter in Shiyazi Village later!"
"No! I'm going to fight back!"
I pulled Shi Taro over and said to him solemnly: "Taro, do you want an excavator? Let me tell you, it's not that my grandpa and I didn't buy you an excavator. The excavator we bought for you was used by four people." The Great Heavenly King snatched it away!”
"Who? Who stole my excavator?"
"who????"
Holy shit! Shi Taro's shout was truly earth-shattering!
The birds in Bagua Village were so frightened that they flew into the sky, forming a large black mass in the sky.
He roared off a few tiles on the roof of Shen's courtyard, and they fell to the ground with clatter.
Looking at Shi Tailang with blood-red eyes, Shen Mubai was scared to death.
"Oops! Is this... this person also an expert?"
"Is it possible that this is Shaolin's lion roaring technique?"
"Sure enough, a strong general has no weak soldiers!"
Shen Mubai immediately took out a small winding iron horse and gave it to Shi Tailang.
But Shi Taro got the little iron horse, but he was still angry and shouted: "Where are the four heavenly kings? I want to fuck him!"
"Let's fuck him together!!"
I took Shitaro's hand and ran outside.
"Uncle, stay!"
Shen Mubai chased out of the room and stood in front of us.
"Father-in-law, what else do you want? You're not asking me to marry Xue'er, are you?"
Shen Mubai chuckled and said, "Want to have a bridal chamber? When you grow up, you can marry Xueer back in an eight-carat sedan chair."
"Then why did you keep me?"
"Just now, Dad, what did you and the old immortal master say? The Four Heavenly Kings? Shiyazi Village?"
"What? Do you know the Four Heavenly Kings?"
"More than just acquaintance! Your father's hiding here is also thanks to the blessing of the four heavenly kings!"
"What do you mean?
"Because this place has good feng shui!"
