"I want an excavator! You lied to me! There is no excavator here..."
"Ahhh!!"
Ishitarou was rolling all over the place.
After being teased by Ishitaro, the two of them wiped away their tears and walked towards my bed together.
"Miracle Doctor Xie, the book you wrote with your wife as the protagonist is so touching. Many readers are asking for a sequel. When does Doctor Xie plan to publish it?"
Doctor Xie took out a tissue and wiped his nose.
"I also want to write a sequel, but unfortunately, I have never met a perfect woman like Madam. When I find a perfect woman, I will be inspired to write a few more!"
"Then...the miracle doctor, wait, can you sign your name for me?"
When Shen Mubai took out a book from the study and was about to ask Doctor Xie to sign it, Doctor Xie had already spread out the needle bag, and then hung a flag in front of the window to warn Li Gui that the magic doctor with ghost hands I'm practicing medicine, please let the ghosts go around.
After that, he opened the quilt on my body, took off my clothes, and let me lie on my back naked.
Shi Tailang on the side felt strange, so he leaned in front of Doctor Xie and looked around.
Doctor Xie glanced at Shi Tailang and suddenly showed a strange smile.
"Young man, I think you have a pure Yang body, why don't I lend you your blood?"
Before Shi Tailang could react, Doctor Xie had already punched him in the nose.
"Ouch!!"
"You...you hit me!!"
"You, you, you... big fool!!"
"Ouch! I'm Rinima Dawubi!!!"
Shi Tailang covered his nose and cursed, waving his fists and angrily rushing toward Doctor Xie.
Doctor Xie fished it out with his backhand, and Shi Tailang fell into his arms for some reason.
Doctor Xie wiped his nose with his hand, and all five fingers were covered with Shi Taro's nosebleeds.
"Young man, I'm offended!"
Doctor Xie gave a backhand push and then gently bumped Shi Taro's waist with his elbow.
"ah!!"
Ishitaro, who was originally menacing, lay helpless on the ground and couldn't even scream.
Doctor Xie smiled slightly.
"I'm sorry! You kid, take a rest first! I'll give you a fruit candy when I'm done!"
After that, he turned around and gently slid his fingers on my abdomen, as if measuring something, and then used Ishitarou's nosebleed to draw a talisman on my abdomen.
Next, I saw him reaching into the needle bag and pulling out rows of shining silver needles.
"One needle in the human body is a ghost palace."
"The second needle ghost letter is Shao Shang."
"The three-pin ghost base is in Yinbai."
"Four Needles Ghost Heart on the Great Tomb."
"Five needles ghost path extends the Shenmai pulse."
"The Six-needle Fengfu Ghost Pillow serves as a pillow."
"The seven-pin cheekbone lies on the ghost bed."
…
Every time I read a sentence, Doctor Xie would prick me with a needle.
From one to thirteen, when the thirteenth needle was inserted, I felt that the small silver needle suddenly turned into a giant sword and killed me directly...
My body instantly fell towards the bottomless darkness!
As the speed of the descent increased, I felt chills all over my body, as if I had fallen into an ice cave.
"Long Chengfeng! You are guilty!"
"You shouldn't have come to this world!"
"This is not your world!"
"Long Chengfeng!"
"thief!!"
"Thief!!"
"Damn it!"
…
Ghostly shadows flew past me. Only when I saw their faces clearly did I realize that those shouting in my ears were all female ghosts. And they are all young and beautiful!
"one two three……"
I counted silently.
"Thirty-six female ghosts!!"
They shouted at me in unison: "Thief! Thief! Take your life!"
"Long Chengfeng!!"
"Look! My sister's head is missing!"
"Long Chengfeng!"
"Stay! Stay with us! Don't go back!"
"Humans will not welcome you!"
"Stay!"
"stay!"
I tried my best and shouted at the top of my lungs: "No! This is not my world!"
"I want to go back! No one can stop me!"
"go back?"
"Long Chengfeng, what are you doing back?"
"You're a freak!"
"I'm not a freak! I want to go back to find the blind master, Shi Tailang, Master Long, and my eight masters."
"My parents love me! I want to go back and go away!"
In the face of my punches and kicks, those female ghosts haunted me like ghosts.
They pinch me! Drag me! Hit me! Bite me!
Soon, I found that I was nailed to the cross. Just like the remnant soul of my grandfather, I couldn't move at all. I could only let them gnaw my flesh and drink my blood like crazy.
And I could only grit my teeth and endure it all silently, not even able to scream!
I finally feel what it means to live like a year!
Just when I couldn't hold it any longer, a light suddenly appeared in front of my eyes.
A golden Buddha light.
In the light of the Buddha, a young monk of twelve or thirteen years old strode towards me.
He is very fair and handsome, so handsome that I feel ashamed!
"Let him go!"
The little monk raised the corner of his mouth and showed an arrogant smile.
"Die! Die! Long Chengfeng!"
"You accomplice, die too!"
"die!!!"
Countless female ghosts rushed towards the young monk.
The little monk didn't do anything, and still walked forward with even steps. The female ghosts that flew towards him suddenly exploded when they touched his body, turning into wisps of black smoke and dissipating instantly.
"You...who are you?" I asked.
The little monk smiled slightly, showing his white teeth.
"I am you, you are me!"
When his words fell, the person had floated into my body and overlapped with me.
At this moment, the cross that was pressing on my back disappeared, and my body continued to fall.
A few seconds later, I fell into a beautiful Tianchi.
Tianchi is surrounded by colorful pools. The sky above the pool is filled with clouds and mist, and a rainbow lies horizontally...
"What is this place?"
"Where are those ghosts?"
I have never felt so comfortable, my whole body felt as warm as soaking in a hot spring.
Countless colorful fish were swimming around me.
"Excavator! I want an excavator!"
"Woooo!!"
It’s Ishitarou’s cry!
I happily swam to the top of my head.
When my head came out of the water, I suddenly found that my body was immersed in a large wooden barrel.
"What's going on? This is obviously...at Shen Mubai's home!"
Bagua Village, Doctor Xie?
It was like I was out of my body, standing by the barrel, watching Ishitarou riding on the threshold crying, his nose running all over the old man, and then being sucked in by him. Doctor Xie and Shen Mubai were surrounding the barrel.
"The Thirteen Needles of the Ghost Gate are really dangerous! No wonder not many people dare to use them nowadays!" Shen Mubai exclaimed.
Doctor Xie reached out and touched my forehead, then turned around to pack his bags.
"I still have something to do, so I'll leave first. As long as he survives this test, the broken tendons and veins will be automatically restored. But these days, his body cannot come out of the barrel and needs to be soaked for seven days and seven nights. "
Doctor Xie put away the needle bag and left two sets of medicine.
"These two medicines should be added once a day in the morning and evening according to the prescription I gave you."
"By the way, miracle doctor, when will your book be published?"
Doctor Xie's tears suddenly flowed out.
"On this day last year, in this door, the faces of the people and the peach blossoms reflected each other's beauty!"
"The human face has gone nowhere, but the peach blossoms still smile in the spring breeze!"
"Let me wait until I have some inspiration!"
"gone!"
