I immediately realized that the beauty in ancient costume in the carriage was probably a ghost!
So, an inexplicable fear lingered in my heart.
"There's a ghost!"
"Master! There is a ghost in the carriage!"
I opened my mouth and shouted.
The strange thing is that no matter how I scream, the blind master and the tractor uncle can't hear me!
On the contrary, it was the female ghost in the carriage who looked at me and smiled under the moonlight.
Smiling, her body floated up, and she suddenly put her face in front of me and blew on me.
The breath is faint, carrying an intoxicating aroma.
My eyes widened and I stretched out my foot to kick her. But the body seemed to be covered with a quilt weighing dozens of kilograms.
"Sister...sister, what do you want to do?"
"I am... I am a Taoist priest from Qingcheng Mountain. I am not afraid of you!"
"Just now, I just killed a few ghosts! One of them was very powerful!"
"Don't come over here!"
"Boom!"
Before I could finish speaking, my mouth was blocked by Fangze, a female ghost in white.
Next, the woman held my face with ten slender jade fingers very domineeringly.
I can feel that she is sucking the Yang Qi from my body hard...
I screamed and pushed with all my strength for a long time before I pushed her away.
The female ghost in white wiped her lips with her white sleeves.
The moonlight was brighter at this time, and the shadows of the trees on both sides of the road were mottled.
The strange thing is that at that moment, I didn’t know what spell the female ghost used on me. I suddenly felt warm and all the fear was swept away.
I looked at each other carefully.
There is no denying that she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
Even more beautiful than my mother!
She has bright eyes and white teeth, and her ink-dyed hair is spread over her shoulders.
Her waist is very thin, and her skin is white and tender, giving people the feeling of being breakable.
Especially her lips, which were not black and purple like other female ghosts, but as red and shiny as cherries.
Her clothes were spotless, white and flawless, and there was no trace of ghostliness in her body...
How should I put it, I feel that she is more beautiful than the Little Dragon Girl written by Mr. Jin Yong!
"Little Taoist priest, remember, you cannot die without my permission!"
"Because, your life is mine!"
After the beauty finished speaking, she came over again, kissed me on the forehead, and then left.
It took about ten minutes before my whole body regained consciousness.
"I'm not dead?"
"I'm really not dead?"
"Holy shit!"
"Master! You really don't regard me as your disciple, do you?"
I angrily kicked the car behind the backrest of the blind master.
This time, the blind master finally heard my voice and turned around to look at me with a smile.
"Good disciple, are you awake?"
"I...I didn't fall asleep, okay? I fainted!"
"Fainted? Is it so serious?"
"You thought...a female ghost came up to suck my manhood just now."
The tractor uncle stepped on the accelerator and comforted me: "Little Dao Master, don't scare me! It's going to be dawn soon, and our Shiyazi Village is right in front, we'll be here soon!"
The blind master suddenly stood up, supported the iron railing with both hands, turned over, and sat in front of me.
"Master, you...are your legs and feet no longer lame?"
"Lame? Your master, I am blind, not lame! Boy, reach over here."
I stretched out my hand in front of the blind master, who closed his eyes and felt my pulse, and then touched my forehead with his hand.
"Ouch! It's hot!"
"What kind of ghost? She's obviously suffering from a fever."
"Why did it get burned?"
I lay there straight because I knew that even if I kept my mouth open, Master would not believe how brave I was in the lake. Not only did he kill Taoist Shura, he also took his spiritual pet.
"Master, you will never believe that I swallowed the inner elixir of four ancient giant crocodiles."
"Ancient giant crocodile? Inner elixir?"
"Hahaha!"
The blind master couldn't help laughing.
"Grandson, what did you say when you were four years old? You met Taishang Laojun and stole a golden elixir from his Bagua furnace..."
"Will the old man believe you?"
"Just burn it! When we get to the village later, I'll get some cold water for you to cool down."
I was so angry that I didn't say a word.
But then I thought about it, the blind master was good at divination and fortune telling, and his medical knowledge was basically zero.
"It would be great if Second Master was here. He has a wonderful hand in rejuvenating me. He can give me a few injections and I won't be in so much pain. It seems that it's better to ask for help from others than to ask for yourself!"
I sat up by myself and began to meditate and pranayama.
When the spiritual energy in my body started to circulate, I diagnosed that my muscles, bones and internal organs had received a huge impact this time. Although I had the inner elixirs of the four ancient giant crocodiles to protect my body, and I took the pills given by Uncle Snake, His life was saved.
But the internal organs are damaged at the same time, causing body temperature imbalance.
In this case, cold water will not work at all to reduce the fever, and you will have to take some pills for bruises.
At the same time, it needs to be soaked in medicine and then treated with Qigong.
It seems that if there is not ten days and a half, I am afraid that I will not be able to recover. It was the right choice to go to Shiyazi Village this time.
After all, it is convenient to find herbal medicines in mountain villages, and they are all wild. They are many times more effective than those artificially grown in drug stores in the city. What's more, the air is fresh and easy to condition.
"Master Heavenly Master, little Taoist Master, did you hear the dog barking? That pass in front is our Shiyazi Village!"
The tractor uncle became more energetic and stepped on the accelerator a few more times.
Ten minutes later, a small village surrounded by mountains appeared in front of us.
“Shiyazi Village is indeed worthy of its reputation!”
I looked up and saw that this place was full of rocks and little soil, and there were all peaks standing like swords. The peaks were jagged with strange rocks and misty clouds. Logically speaking, it is a paradise-like village, but unfortunately, the dragon vein has been cut off.
With the help of my uncle, I gritted my teeth and got out of the car.
"This place has mountains and water, Qinglong on the left, White Tiger on the right, Tianmen, and all the households. The Mingtang is also relatively wide, and the whole village is like a lamp. But why is there a gap in the Qinglong Mountain on the left? "
"Uncle, have you ever had any big officials here? Or big shots?"
The uncle suddenly became excited, "Not just a big shot..."
But what he said later was swallowed by him forcefully.
"What's wrong, uncle?"
"Hey! The family is unfortunate! Let's not mention this matter. The little Taoist master only needs to remember that my surname is Shi, and my name is Shi Hongwang. My son is short of gold in the five elements, and his name is Shi Zhongjin. His name was given by an old Taoist priest who passed by. .”
"By the way, my friends usually call him Shitou. Hey! It's all my fault for being stupid back then!"
"In those days, Jin'er was very noisy and wanted to become a Taoist priest. I didn't understand at that time! I thought that being a Taoist priest was the same as being a monk. He would not be able to eat meat, drink alcohol, or marry a wife. He would not be allowed to go until he died."
"The result...hey! By the way, he is very nice. If you see him later, don't be afraid!"
"He's just a little crazy, but he doesn't hit anyone."
