What's even weirder is that my father's eyes are green, and what comes out of his mouth is a woman's voice.
"Lawdy man! Take your life!"
Father chuckled. The one-meter-long ax in his hand dragged on the ground, making a series of harsh metal collision sounds. Qian Daniu and Zhao Si had never seen such a formation before, and they were so frightened that they backed away.
At this moment, several streaks of red blood mist flew out of the coffin, and the blood mist spread out in the air, wrapping around the two of them like several pythons. The two of them instantly lost the strength to resist and watched helplessly as their father approached them.
"Such a strong young man, great tonic!"
The blood mist suddenly retracted, and the bodies of Qian Daniu and Zhao Si rose into the air, and were dragged back into the coffin by the blood mist.
After a while, two more mummies flew out and landed in front of my father.
At the same time, a ghost flew away from his father's body and landed in the coffin.
Father suddenly fainted.
When he woke up, it was already late at night. The full moon is in the sky and the night wind is blowing gently.
However, the five immortals have not returned yet, and the bodies of three people are still lying on the ground. They are Liu Er, Zhao Si and Qian Daniu. However, the bodies of these three people have turned black and become almost like dry tree stumps.
"Husband, burn them!"
"Burn them!"
Miss Shen's voice came from the coffin, which sounded a bit painful.
The father didn't care so much, threw down the ax and ran towards the coffin.
The coffin is full of blood!
Miss Shen was covered in blood, her belly was completely deflated, and she was holding a little baby in her hands. Moreover, half of the baby's head had been bitten off by something, and the brain had been hollowed out.
"Husband, such a delicious little baby is tender and white, and tastes crunchy. Do you want to take a bite?"
"Husband, come on!"
My father's eyes darkened and he fainted again.
In a daze, I heard the sound of swallowing.
When he woke up again, he was shaking all over and no longer dared to look at Miss Shen in the coffin.
"Master Bai! Where are you?"
"Grandma Bai! Uncle Liu! Come on, my wife, my wife ate my child!"
"uncle……"
My father's legs felt weak. He stood up several times and sat down again.
You can't blame him for being timid, because what happened in front of him was far beyond his father's knowledge.
Strangely, at this moment, the cry of a little baby came from Grandpa's hospital bed.
"Wow! Wow! Wow!"
Each cry was louder than the last.
My father forgot his fear for a moment, stood up hurriedly, took three steps and two steps at a time, and ran to his grandfather's bed.
At this time, a little boy covered in blood was lying on his grandfather's body, playing with his umbilical cord.
The moment he saw his father, the little boy immediately stopped crying, looked at his father with a pair of big Kazilan eyes, and chuckled. My father felt that he looked bigger than an ordinary child.
He looks like he is one or two years old.
"Agu! Agu! Hehe! Hehe!" The little boy laughed more and more happily.
However, this kind of laughter was completely different from the strange laughter coming from Miss Shen's mouth. It was full of innocence, instantly melting the father's heart and completely eliminating the fear in his heart.
"Silly boy, why don't you take your son quickly?" Grandpa suddenly opened his eyes.
My father was shocked.
"Ah... Dad!"
"Really, is it really you?"
"It's me! My child, you have lived up to my father's high expectations for you. My father likes this big fat boy very much. Haha! Damn the five shortcomings and three shortcomings! I, Long Changming, finally... finally have a wife! "
Speaking of this, Grandpa's face was full of smiles.
"Let dad give him a name! He is the child of a dragon, so let's call him Long Chengfeng!"
"Dad hopes that he can ride the wind like a dragon!"
"Long Chengfeng! Long Chengfeng... what a domineering name! Much more domineering than his grandfather's name."
At this point, Grandpa's smile suddenly solidified. Then, his hand slowly fell from my body.
"Abba! Abba!"
"Click!"
There was another loud noise, as if a beam had broken.
Nine months ago, when Grandpa said his end had come, Dad heard a similar clicking sound.
However, this time, the sound was louder and scarier than last time.
"Wow! Wow!"
I cried again.
My father picked me up from my grandfather's body and used his other hand to close my grandfather's eyes.
"Husband, show me the child!"
Behind me, my mother's voice suddenly came. As soon as his father turned around, he saw his mother standing quietly in front of him, her face covered with long hair and covered in blood.
"No! I...I won't give the child to you!"
"Why?"
"Because, because you will eat him!"
"Haha! Silly husband, those who were eaten by me are just ghost fetuses. If we don't eat them, they will eat our sons. Husband, please let me see our children!"
My father hugged me tightly, turned around and ran outside.
As soon as he ran out of the yard, he bumped into Master Bai.
"Uncle...I...my wife gave birth!"
Master Bai looked at me in my father's arms in surprise, a little unbelievable.
"What? She gave birth? She really gave birth?"
"Quick! Let me see!"
Master Bai reached out and took me from my father's hand. It was at this moment that I became conscious and had memories. In my impression, Master Bai looks very funny.
He has a human body, shrouded in a layer of white light, but his head is like a hedgehog, with a few beards dangling, which is particularly funny. How should I put it? At that time, I felt like the big frogs selling children all over the streets now.
"Giggle! Giggle!"
I couldn't help but laugh.
Master Bai held me and looked around, then suddenly lifted me high.
"As expected, he is a man with a handle. This small body must weigh more than ten kilograms, right?"
"Ouch! He's so small, this thing is like Lin Zexu's cannon. He's very talented!"
Master Bai looked at my little teapot with a smile as if he had discovered a new world.
"Bah!"
I suddenly peed on Master Bai, pouring urine directly from his head to his feet.
"What a boy! How dare you urinate on my uncle's head!"
Master Bai spat twice and handed me to my father.
The father was frightened and quickly apologized to Master Bai. But Master Bai smiled and said: "That's okay! Who made me his uncle? I like this kid. When we first meet, this little thing is regarded as a meeting gift!"
Master Bai took out a small, crystal clear fish from his body and hung it around my neck. In an instant, a strange fragrance hit my nostrils. Later I found out that this stuff was actually the famous ambergris!
This incense is very rare and is said to be used to ward off evil spirits.
