Everyone came out of the house.
His father took out the calendar that his grandfather had left for him and flipped through it with a frown.
"The wedding night, once!"
"Time, before five o'clock in the morning!"
"..."
Turning back again, my father was speechless. Because grandpa was worried that he didn’t understand his children’s affairs, he specially drew an instruction sheet with pictures and text in the calendar.
After reading the instructions, my father became a little agitated and couldn't help but look at the coffin next to him.
In front of the red coffin, two white candles were lit.
On one side is the grandfather lying motionless on the bed, and on the other side is the beautiful woman lying in the coffin.
My father felt very embarrassed.
At this moment, he was thinking in his mind: "Is this my bridal night? Other people's bridal nights are so lively and festive. How about mine? It looks like a funeral."
Just when his father was hesitant, his grandfather's voice suddenly appeared in his ears.
"Lai Shun, why don't you have a wedding yet? What are you waiting for? Are you waiting for Miss Shen to turn into a pile of blood?"
"Lai Shun, there are three types of unfilial piety, the worst is not having an heir! Have you forgotten what my father told you?"
"Let dad hold his grandson quickly!"
"Hold your grandson..."
A series of voices echoed in my father's mind.
My father strode towards my grandfather's bed, but my grandfather on the hospital bed was still cold and showed no sign of waking up.
"Did I hear wrongly?"
"Abba! Abba! Were you talking to me just now?"
"Abba!"
My father held Grandpa's hand and was about to shed tears, but when he thought of Grandpa's instructions, he held them back.
"I won't cry! The baby won't cry!"
"Dad! I...I will definitely do my best. Today is my big day!"
"The big day!"
The father stumbled to the red coffin as if he was drunk.
At this time, the coffin lid had been opened, and a beautiful woman in ancient costume wearing silk satin lay in front of him.
This person has red lips and white teeth, and his face is as white and smooth as jasper, without any blemishes.
Look at her hair again, it is long and hangs down to her waist.
Her waist is very thin and tied with a bow ribbon. The neck and sleeves are long, and there are two jade leaf earrings hanging on the ears, exquisite and beautiful!
No matter how you look at it, this is the daughter of a wealthy family!
The father couldn't help but stretched out his hand and slowly touched her face.
The moment his fingers touched his skin, his father was startled.
That's right! The beauty in the coffin was cold all over, but her skin was as elastic as that of a living person.
"What's going on?"
"Is this a living person or a dead person?"
My father stood next to the coffin, his heart beating so fast that it almost jumped into his throat.
"If it's a living person, why is the body so cold?"
"If he is a dead person, why does his body smell so good and his muscles are so soft?"
"That's right! That's right!"
The father seemed to have thought of something and hurriedly walked into the house. Soon, I saw him coming over with a bottle of wine.
This is the medicinal wine left to him by his grandfather, which is said to nourish yin and nourish the kidneys. At first, my grandfather was afraid that his father would not dare to marry, so he left a bottle of wine for him.
It is said that drinking can strengthen your courage, and this is not true at all.
After my father drank most of the bottle of medicinal wine, his whole person changed.
I saw him walking to the coffin in a daze with a blush on his face, smelling of alcohol, and fell down after a somersault.
Then, he began to undress and undress the beautiful woman inside the coffin...
"Bang!"
A thunder appeared in the sky.
The originally clear starry sky suddenly became covered with dark clouds.
Bolts of lightning fell from the sky and exploded in a circle around our yard, scaring the five immortals so much that they all stood outside my father's window and did not dare to move. However, the movement inside the house has become louder!
"This silly boy, I thought he didn't dare! I didn't expect him to be so fierce!"
"Hey! It's better to be young!"
"It seems that the incense of Long Changming's family has been renewed."
"No, the Thunder God and the Lightning Mother are greedy. If it weren't for the Five Thunder Tiangang Formation, I don't know how many evil spirits would break in now. This is the only major event in our southwest region for hundreds of years!"
The five immortals stood side by side under the eaves and chatted. There was a thunderstorm outside, and soon the entire Long family compound was shrouded in rain and fog. All the villagers were frightened by the sudden heavy rain and lightning, and hid in their beds and shivered.
This heavy rain lasted until dawn.
After dawn, the sun came out, and some children from the village ran to Longtan to pick up fish.
"There are so many fish! Come quickly!"
"Is this a gift from the Dragon King to us? The old man has never seen so many fish in his whole life!"
"I got it! Got it!"
A young man held a fifty-pound fish and ran several laps in Longtan Village wearing his underpants.
On this day, except for my father who was unable to go out, all the villagers in Longtan Village went to Longtan almost from house to house and picked up a lot of fish. These fish ranged from three to two kilograms to seventy or eighty kilograms, which was enough for the villagers to eat for more than half a year. .
"Do you know that something happened to the Long family last night?"
"What happened?"
"It is said that Long Changming suddenly became bedridden. He could only breathe out but not in. His whole body was cold and he was no different from a dead person. Didn't you see that the atmosphere in the yard was so weird?"
"How weird is that?"
"There was a big red coffin in the house, and the door frames were all covered with white funeral curtains."
"Also...it is said that there is a girl lying in the coffin. She is the daughter-in-law that Long Changming brought from the Shen family in the southwest before he fell ill. But this daughter-in-law is so good that she is not lying on the bed, but lying in the coffin. .”
"So, Long Changming wants to marry someone else? If he dies, will he be buried with a girl?"
"But Laishun said she was her wife!"
"His wife?"
"That's right! He said that his wife was sick and could only lie in the coffin and could not come out."
"Oh my God!"
"It seems that we can't go to the Long Family Courtyard in the future. Long Changming's family is so nagging that they might get angry. I think this must be some kind of evil spell. It's just like when he did something to his son. Live the same!"
Regarding the fact that my father had married a dead man, the entire Longtan Village was in uproar.
As a result, the Long Family Courtyard became a taboo for the villagers.
Anyone who needs to pass by must take a detour.
As for my father, ever since he tasted the sweetness of the bridal night, he has been working every day according to the almanac left by his grandfather and holding a certificate. Nine months passed like this in the blink of an eye.
In the past nine months, my father has become more and more haggard, and those supplements no longer seem to be able to meet his needs.
What's interesting is that Miss Shen's belly in the coffin has been swollen, and she is obviously pregnant.
"Let me just say, Miss Shen is a living person!"
"If it's a dead person, how can he give birth to a child?"
The father lay happily in the coffin and put his head on Miss Shen's abdomen.
"Boom!"
He was suddenly kicked in the face.
This kick was actually kicked by the child in Miss Shen's belly!
