"Gao Jie, if you have time, go to the store for me. I'm out of washing powder."
Li Xiang was washing clothes in the sink. Halfway through washing the clothes, he found that the washing powder was gone. At this time, Gao Jie happened to pass by Li Xiang, and Li Xiang immediately stopped Gao Jie.
"Gao Jie, can you buy a bag of laundry for me? My laundry is gone, and I can't leave now."
Gao Jie suddenly had an idea and stood on the spot and said to Li Xiang: "It's okay if you want me to run errands for you. You have to wash the clothes for me. Is this considered a fair trade?"
Gao Jie took the opportunity to rip off Li Xiang, but he happened to be too lazy to wash his clothes.
"Well, you Gao Jie, you are taking advantage of the situation."
Li Xiang looked at Gao Jie helplessly, while Gao Jie looked at Li Xiang triumphantly.
"I'm just taking advantage of the situation! How about it? Li Xiang, do you want to do it?"
Li Xiang looked at the foam on his hands and then at the half-washed clothes. At this time, Gao Jie really caught him.
"How many pieces of clothing should be washed? If it's just one piece of clothing, forget it, but not too many."
Seeing that the plan succeeded, Gao Jie immediately began to bargain with Li Xiang.
"Not much, just three pieces."
Li Xiang waved his hand quickly.
"No, no, I won't do this. I'll be at a huge disadvantage if I wash three pieces of clothes."
Li Xiang thought to himself, this Gao Jie is really good at business. He is just running errands, but he has to wash several pieces of clothes for him. This business is not cost-effective.
"How about this? I'm bringing you a chicken leg, do you think that's okay?"
The training of the army is very difficult, and there is not enough meat in the daily meals, so the temptation of chicken legs is still great.
"Uh~, okay then, let's get your clothes here."
After some haggling, the two finally reached a deal. Afterwards, Gao Jie handed Li Xiang his clothes and walked toward the camp store alone.
Halfway through, Gao Jie suddenly heard a woman's shout on the other side of the courtyard wall. Out of curiosity, Gao Jie put his ear to the courtyard wall and listened carefully. On the other side of the courtyard wall, there seemed to be the sound of a group of female soldiers shouting slogans.
"One two one, one two one, one, two, three, four..."
In order to catch a glimpse of the female soldier, Gao Jie looked up at the courtyard wall. The courtyard wall was not too high, only two meters. As long as he moved a few bricks over, he could see the other side of the courtyard wall. So Gao Jie found a few bricks, put them together, then stood up and looked inside.
"Wow! Sure enough, it's a group of female soldiers training. It's a feast for the eyes." Gao Jie thought to himself.
It is a man's nature to be lustful. He has not seen a woman for two months since he came to the army, but this time he saw a female soldier. Gao Jie was so excited that his mouth watered.
"stand at attention."
A female officer took all the female soldiers in the company to an empty playground and gave the order to stand at attention.
"Turn left, look right, look forward, take a break. Do you know why I suddenly gathered you all?"
The female officer stood in front of the team and lectured the female soldiers below. The female soldiers did not know the meaning of the female officer's words, and looked at each other in confusion.
"Just now, when I went to check the dormitory of one of your classes, I actually found someone wearing lipstick. Didn't I tell you on the first day you joined the army? All women's products must be handed in, but you still Someone dared to hide prohibited items."
The female officer angrily took out the lipstick she had just seized and threw it to the ground. When the female soldiers below saw this, they all stood there without moving, for fear of angering the tigress in front of them again.
"My words fell on deaf ears, didn't you?"
The female officer suddenly increased her voice, once again frightening the female soldiers below to the point of trembling.
Seeing that her deterrence had been effective, the female officer continued: "I hope today's incident will end here and will not happen again. At the same time, if you still have girls' supplies on hand, it's not too late to hand them over now, but If you are caught next time, I will not just criticize you like I did today. In addition to confiscating your prohibited items, I will also impose corresponding punishments."
As soon as these words came out, what the female officer did not expect was that more than half of the female soldiers in the company immediately stepped forward, quickly took out their small belongings, and threw them on the ground in front of the female officer. Among these small items, there are not only lipsticks, but also nail polish, hairpins, eyelashes, etc.
Looking at these small objects in front of her, the female officer suddenly felt angry and funny. She originally thought that this matter was just an isolated incident, but she didn't expect that she would be surprised that so many people had hidden prohibited items.
"Is there any more? If you have any, please hand it over as soon as possible."
The female officer urged everyone to turn it in quickly.
"I know, women, everyone has a love for beauty. But you have to remember that you are in the army now, not on the street. The army has army discipline, and you must be ready to fight at all times when you are a soldier. Rather than asking you to dress yourselves up in a flashy way to attract enemy firepower."
Speaking of this, some female soldiers couldn't help laughing. Think about it, if you really go to the battlefield and everyone is wearing colorful clothes and being dazzlingly dressed, the enemy will be able to spot the target immediately. I am afraid that the person will be wiped out by a cannonball before he even has time to step onto the battlefield. .
"You still have the nerve to laugh."
The female officer looked at these female soldiers and felt helpless. She knew that these female soldiers were a group of lively and lovely young people who had their own dreams and pursuits, but in the army, they must abide by discipline and obey orders.
At this time, Gao Jie, who was lying on the courtyard wall and peeking at the female soldiers, secretly became happy watching the female soldiers being taught a lesson by the female officers. Unexpectedly, female soldiers also have such naughty and cute sides. I am really in for a treat today. When I return to the dormitory later, I will brag about what I saw and heard today in front of everyone.
Li Xiang, who was washing clothes, was very angry when Gao Jie didn't buy the washing powder after waiting for a long time. He immediately put down the clothes in his hands and planned to go to the camp store to find Gao Jie in person to see what the bastard Gao Jie was doing. Unexpectedly, Asking Gao Jie to do something turned out to be so unreliable.
Halfway through, Li Xiang suddenly found a person lying on the courtyard wall on his right. The man was lying motionless on it, looking at something on the other side of the courtyard wall. Li Xiang walked quietly behind the man and took a closer look at the man's back. It turned out to be Gao Jie. Good guy, Gao Jie didn't go to the shop at all, but was here.
"Gao Jie, you bastard, did you buy my washing powder?"
Li Xiang stood behind Gao Jie and kicked Gao Jie's butt hard, knocking Gao Jie off the bricks beside the courtyard wall. The surprised Gao Jie turned around and saw that it was Li Xiang. He smiled at him and then made a gesture to Li Xiang to lower his voice. At the same time, he waved to Li Xiang to stand on the bricks and face the courtyard wall. look.
Li Xiang stood up inexplicably and looked towards the other side of the courtyard wall. ah! It turned out to be a female soldier. No wonder Gao Jie was lying here motionless. Then, Li Xiang looked at the female soldier inside intently, and even laughed out loud.
"Well, you Gao Jie, even if you have such a good thing, you don't know how to come back and call me."
While Li Xiang looked at the female soldiers with fascination, he also complained about Gao Jie's unkindness.
"Hehehehe, Li Xiang, I thought you were a gentleman, but I didn't expect you to be more greedy than me when I saw the female soldier." Gao Jie looked at Li Xiang's appearance and scolded Li Xiang.
"Fuck you." Li Xiang cursed with a smile and continued to look at the female soldiers inside the courtyard wall.
