However, after returning to the dormitory, Li Xiang found that Xiaopang seemed to have changed. Just now he said that he had no strength. His whole body was as soft as a pig's intestines and he could not lift it. In the blink of an eye, he is now back to his lively appearance. Good guy, this little fat guy is getting more and more dishonest.
After turning off the lights at night, Xiaopang lay on the bed and did not fall asleep. Instead, he was thinking about his plan to escape from the army. I don't want to stay in the army no matter what. Looking back on the month I spent in the army, not to mention the never-ending physical training I received every day, and now because of bedwetting, I have to endure the cynicism of my comrades. Xiaopang is really I can't stand this kind of environment.
However, escaping from the army is easy to say, but it is not that easy to actually escape. First of all, veterans stand guard at every gate in the army, and there are patrol posts in the military camp. Furthermore, I heard that if a deserter is caught, he will not only be detained in solitary confinement, but may also be held criminally responsible and need to go to jail.
Alas~, forget it, anyway, I am no different from being in jail now, so just be in solitary confinement. I have had enough of my days in the army.
Xiaopang quietly got up from the bed, secretly looked at the squad leader and his comrades in the dormitory, made sure that everyone was asleep, then quietly put on his clothes and walked out of the dormitory.
As soon as he walked out of the dormitory, Xiaopang met two veterans patrolling.
"Comrade recruits, it's so late, why aren't you sleeping?" one of the veterans asked sternly.
"Monitor, I, I, I have diarrhea."
In the army, new recruits have to call the squad leader when meeting veterans.
"It turns out it's diarrhea, so let's go quickly."
The two veterans didn't think much and let Xiaopang go. Then, the little fat man pretended to walk to the door of the toilet and found a dark corner to hide. When he saw the two veterans walking away gradually, he walked out of the toilet.
Xiaopang was looking for an exit from the military camp in the yard. Unknowingly, Xiaopang walked to the gate of the camp. But looking from a distance, Xiaopang saw two veterans standing at the gate of the camp with serious expressions and carrying guns on their bodies. He was immediately frightened so much that his back went cold, and he quickly left with his tail between his legs in despair. It seemed that the way to escape from the troops at the gate of the camp was blocked, so we had to find another way to escape.
Xiaopang continued to walk around the camp wall. He didn't expect that the army's wall was so high that it was impossible to climb out from the middle. After walking around in a circle, I finally ended up next to the toilet. When he was at a loss what to do, Xiaopang suddenly discovered that the toilet was right against the courtyard wall, and there was a step next to the toilet. You could use the steps next to the toilet to climb to the top of the toilet, and then jump out from the top of the toilet to escape directly. The military camp is over.
Xiaopang was very excited about this discovery and quickly started to implement his plan. Xiaopang carefully climbed to the steps next to the toilet, then stood on the steps, looking outside the courtyard wall, and breathing in the air outside the courtyard wall. At this time, he felt that the air outside the courtyard wall was fresher than the air inside.
"Little Fatty, why are you standing so tall?"
Suddenly, a voice came from behind Xiaopang, who was so frightened that he fell down the steps.
"Li Xiang, it turns out it's you. You scared me to death."
Xiaopang looked up and saw that it was Li Xiang behind him. Then he relaxed his vigilance and complained very much to Li Xiang.
"Little Fatty, you haven't told me yet. Why are you climbing on top of the toilet at night? Are you trying to escape from the army?" Li Xiang asked jokingly.
"Hehehe... Brother Xiang, you are really good at joking. I just came over to use the toilet and suddenly realized that the moon is so full tonight, so I just stood up and took a look."
Xiaopang quickly quibbled, fearing that Li Xiang would know his intention to escape.
"Oh, that's right. The moon is indeed a bit round tonight."
From Xiaopang's evasive eyes, Li Xiang felt that Xiaopang was lying.
"Little Fatty, have you been to the toilet?"
"not yet."
In a panic, Xiaopang said casually.
"Then go to the bathroom quickly, we just happen to be together."
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night is a bit lonely, so Li Xiang just found a companion for himself. However, when Xiaopang heard Li Xiang's invitation, he had a dark look on his face. He regretted that he had just said a word, and now he had to squat in the toilet with Li Xiang and smell the smell.
"Uh~, yes, let's go to the toilet together."
After the two entered the toilet, Li Xiang hurriedly found a pit and squatted down. He didn't know what he had eaten tonight, but he had diarrhea.
"Uu la la~."
The fart he had held in for a long time was released together with the garbage in his stomach, and Li Xiang felt much refreshed. However, the little fat man squatting aside at this time was complaining again and again.
"Brother Xiang, the shit you poop really stinks. I can't stand it anymore..."
"Hehehe..." Li Xiang smiled awkwardly, "I'm sorry, I may have caught a cold today, so it smells a bit stinky when I pull it out."
As he said that, Li Xiang pinched his nose. It did stink a bit.
After the two went to the bathroom, Li Xiang took Xiaopang back to the dormitory. Since Li Xiang kept monitoring Xiaopang, Xiaopang could only temporarily give up his escape plan and fell asleep in bed.
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He was planning to escape from the military camp last night, but his plan was ruined because of Li Xiang's appearance. However, Xiaopang was not discouraged and decided to continue implementing his escape plan tonight.
After a day's training, when it was time to turn off the lights and go to bed, Xiaopang remained as awake as last night. Through last night's observation, Xiaopang has found a way to escape from the military camp. He is bound to succeed tonight and quickly escape from the military camp.
At this time, Li Xiang was also awake. After a day of observation and an encounter with Fatty last night, Li Xiang discovered that there was something wrong with Fatty. He couldn’t tell what the specific problem was. We will continue to follow up tonight. You can only know by observing.
At twelve o'clock in the morning, there was a lot of snoring in the dormitory, and Li Xiang pretended to be asleep. When Xiaopang saw that everyone was asleep, he secretly put on his clothes, slipped out of the dormitory, and went straight to the toilet. At this time, Li Xiang finally noticed something strange about Fatty. He quickly put on his clothes and quietly followed Fatty, observing every move of Fatty.
The little fat guy came to the toilet. He first looked around and made sure there was no one around. Then he quickly climbed up to the toilet, then jumped out of the wall.
"Good guy, Xiaopang turned out to be a deserter. Being a deserter is against the law."
Li Xiang finally understood and hurriedly chased after him. He must find a way to pull Xiaopang back, otherwise, Xiaopang's life would be ruined.
"Little Fatty, stop, where are you going?"
After Li Xiang climbed up to the toilet, he hurriedly called Xiaopang to stop. Xiaopang looked back and saw that it was Li Xiang again, but this time he had climbed over the courtyard wall, so he couldn't control that much.
"Brother Xiang, I really don't want to stay in the army anymore. I want to go home. I want to get out of this hellish place."
At this moment, Xiaopang no longer concealed his thoughts of escaping from the military camp.
"Little Fatty, do you know what the consequences of your current behavior will be?" Li Xiang hoped to wake up Little Fatty, "You are being a deserter. Being a deserter is against the law, you will be imprisoned, and you will have to bear criminal responsibility. responsible."
"Brother Xiang, I am different from you. You are number one in the army in everything, and there are so many people who admire you. As for me, I hold you back in everything, and even though I am disliked by others, some people still laugh at me. Bedwetting, the Army was hell for me and I wanted to get out of here.”
Seeing that Fatty was so excited, Li Xiang knew that no matter how much he tried to persuade him, it would be useless, so he could only jump down and catch Fatty to prevent him from doing anything stupid.
