At three o'clock in the morning, a rapid whistle woke up all the recruits in the dormitory, and the recruits got up quickly. After the drill before going to bed, the recruits all knew that this was an emergency assembly post, so they quickly got up from the bed, quickly dressed and packed their backpacks.
While all the recruits were nervously packing their backpacks, Li Xiang was jumping up and down in a panic.
"Li Xiang, what are you doing? If you don't pack your backpack quickly, it's too late."
Seeing that Li Xiang hadn't started packing his backpack yet, the deputy squad leader quickly reminded him.
"Vice monitor, I can't find my pants."
Li Xiang was also very anxious at this time.
"What? Can't find your pants? You pack your backpack first and I'll help you find it."
Because the emergency assembly is related to the honor of the class, the deputy squad leader does not want to leave anyone behind.
Li Xiang had no choice but to wear briefs and pack his backpack first. At this time, he didn't know that Gao Jie was hiding in the corner and snickering. Because the company headquarters stipulates that lights in the dormitory are not allowed during emergency gatherings, so the deputy squad leader couldn't find Li Xiang's pants after searching for a long time.
The three minutes came quickly, and all the recruits in the first class went out to gather, but Li Xiang and the deputy squad leader were still anxiously looking for Li Xiang's pants in the dormitory.
"Li Xiang, what's the matter with you? If you don't hurry up and gather together, the whole company will send you away."
Seeing that Li Xiang and the deputy squad leader hadn't come out yet, the squad leader hurried back to the dormitory to inquire about the situation.
"Monitor, I don't know where I put Li Xiang's pants, and I still can't find them." The deputy monitor explained for Li Xiang.
"What? I can't find my pants. Why did you go there earlier? Didn't I remind you before going to bed?"
As soon as he heard this sentence, the squad leader was very angry. This is a typical example of Li Xiang who loses control at a critical moment. At this time, Li Xiang didn't know what to do. He could only stand there and wait for the squad leader to say something.
"First squad leader, what happened to the last recruit in your squad? Why can't he come out yet?" At this time, the company commander outside also came in.
At this time, the squad leader had no idea and had to say: "Okay, I'll look for the pants later. Let's put on the backpack and go out to gather."
Li Xiang thought he had heard wrongly and stood still without moving, because if he ran out like this, not only would everyone laugh to death, but he would also lose face.
"Why are you still standing there? Didn't you hear the company commander talking outside? Go out and assemble first." The squad leader repeated again.
Li Xiang had no choice but to put on his backpack, bare his thighs and run out wearing only briefs to gather. There were lights on the playground outside. As soon as Li Xiang stepped out of the dormitory door, all the officers and soldiers in the company looked at Li Xiang. When they saw Li Xiang running out wearing only underwear, they immediately burst into laughter.
"First squad leader, what's going on with this recruit in your squad? Has he lost his face? Come on, stand at the front of the team and let all the recruits in the company take a look."
On the first day of emergency gathering, this foolery was made, and the company commander just took this opportunity to reprimand everyone. The squad leader wanted to hide but had nowhere to hide, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and lead Li Xiang to the front of the team.
"Squad leader, what did I tell you during the meeting yesterday? Do you regard emergency gatherings as child's play?"
"Look at you, how did you lead the new recruits? Can you still do it? If you can't do it, we will replace you tomorrow."
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The squad leader stood at the front of the team and was scolded by the company commander, which made him feel very uncomfortable. And when Li Xiang looked at the black line on the monitor's face, he knew that he was done playing this time. Once the team was disbanded, he would definitely not be able to walk around in circles, and he would not have a good life tomorrow.
After the team disbanded, Li Xiang quickly fled back to his dormitory. Although there are many recruits behind him who are pointing and pointing, but now Li Xiang is mute and cannot speak out his sufferings, so he can only silently endure everyone's pointers.
In the dormitory at this time, the lights have been turned on. Li Xiang accidentally found a corner of his pants under the monitor's bed. Judging from this corner, the pants looked very much like the pants he was wearing. Coincidentally, the squad leader also returned to the dormitory at this time.
"Monitor, why are there a pair of pants under your bed?"
Li Xiang couldn't wait to find his pants, otherwise he would have to go naked tomorrow morning.
"What? I have pants under my bed?"
The squad leader looked in the direction of Li Xiang's finger and saw that there was indeed a pair of pants pressed under the mattress. However, this is strange. I have never been in the habit of putting pants under my mattress, so why is there a pair of pants under my mattress?
The squad leader took out his pants, and Li Xiang saw that they were his own pants.
"Monitor, why are my pants on your bed? No wonder I couldn't find them after searching for a long time."
Li Xiang looked at the squad leader with some doubts, and the squad leader also looked at Li Xiang in confusion.
"Li Xiang, why are you looking at me? Do you doubt that I can hide your pants?" The squad leader looked a little uncomfortable with Li Xiang's suspicious eyes.
"No, monitor. Maybe I was sleepwalking last night and accidentally got my pants on your bed."
Li Xiang didn't dare to say that it was the monitor who did it, so he waved his hands quickly, then took the pants and returned to his bed.
"Okay, that's it for today. Let's go to bed early. This kind of thing will not be allowed to happen again in the future."
At this time, the squad leader was also a monk named Zhang Er, who was confused and didn't understand why Li Xiang's pants were on his bed. At the moment, it's hard to criticize Li Xiang anymore, so we can only tell everyone to go to bed quickly, and consider this matter a thing of the past.
The next day, Gao Jie and Liu Gang went to the toilet to smoke together. While the toilet was empty, Gao Jie secretly told Liu Gang a secret.
"Liu Gang, do you know why Li Xiang made a fool of himself in front of the entire company during the emergency assembly last night?" Gao Jie whispered to Gao Jie.
"Why?" Liu Gang immediately pricked up his ears.
"Hehehe...that's because I secretly hid his pants in the middle of the night." Thinking of Li Xiang making a fool of himself in public, Gao Jie laughed from ear to ear again.
"What? It turns out that the reason why Li Xiang couldn't find his pants was because you hid his pants." When Liu Gang heard the secret news, he immediately gave Gao Jie a thumbs up, "High, really high."
"Liu Gang, I will only tell you this matter. Don't sell me out."
After all, this was a shady move, and Gao Jie didn't want Li Xiang to know that it was him who had done this.
"Gao Jie, can't you still trust me? Do you want me to swear to you in person?"
Liu Gang raised his right hand and was about to swear, but Gao Jie immediately pulled his right hand down.
"Okay, Liu Gang, I'm just joking, I believe you. However, thinking about Li Xiang's embarrassed look last night, I just want to laugh."
Afterwards, the two of them left the toilet laughing while putting their arms around each other. Little did they know, the conversation between them had already been overheard by the fat guy squatting in the corner of the toilet to use the toilet.
Xiaopang secretly glanced at the toilet and confirmed that Gao Jie and Liu Gang had left the toilet. He quickly stood up and couldn't wait to tell Li Xiang this huge secret.
At this time, Li Xiang was making the bed. Last night's emergency gathering not only made him lose face, but also made the squad leader lose face. Now Li Xiang is afraid of angering the squad leader over a trivial matter. When the time comes, the new and old accounts will be settled together, allowing the squad leader to find a reason to punish him.
"Li Xiang, I have a big secret to tell you."
Li Xiang didn't show much interest in Xiaopang's so-called big secret.
"What secret?"
Xiaopang quietly put his head to Li Xiang's ear.
"Do you know why I couldn't find my pants last night?"
Hearing these words, Li Xiang immediately stopped what he was doing and listened carefully to what Little Fatty was saying.
"That's because Gao Jie deliberately framed you. Gao Jie got up in the middle of the night last night and secretly hid your pants under the squad leader's bed. So you never thought that the pants would be hidden under the squad leader's bed."
"Little Fatty, how did you know this secret?"
This secret was no small matter, and Li Xiang immediately wanted to know the authenticity of this secret.
"When I just went to the toilet, Gao Jie didn't notice me and secretly told Liu Gang this secret, but I accidentally overheard it."
Xiaopang saw the angry expression on Li Xiang's face and knew that there was something good to watch later, so he stood aside and waited for the performance between Li Xiang and Gao Jie.
"What? It's Gao Jie again, I have to skin him today."
Li Xiang jumped up from the bed and ran straight outside the dormitory to look for Gao Jie. Just when Li Xiang was about to go out, he happened to meet Gao Jie at the door. Without saying anything, Li Xiang grabbed Gao Jie by the collar and asked, "Gao Jie, did you hide my pants under the monitor's bed last night?"
