There was a deep chat, and everyone talked until very late.
In addition, the Jade Emperor had already brought the gods from heaven to build several two-story houses, so there were quite a lot of rooms.
Therefore, the Jade Emperor, Nuwa, Master Tongtian, Hou Tu and others did not leave, but stayed at Zhang Yifan's place.
joke! You can still have breakfast and lunch the next day.
Who would want to leave if he could have one more meal containing fragments of the Great Law?
Late at night and early in the morning, a figure quietly broke into Zhang Yifan's room.
This man got into Zhang Yifan's bed with ease.
"It's true that our ancestors are still sleeping so deeply. Everyone has gone into bed, and there is no movement at all. He doesn't look like a super power, and he doesn't have any vigilance at all." The visitor muttered to himself, and also smiled bitterly. .
This person is none other than the girl-like Nuwa.
She's here again!
In this small courtyard, Nuwa's seniority has always been trampled by the juniors. This happens every time she comes, which makes Nuwa a little bit crazy.
Nuwa wants to be on top, she wants to turn over, and she wants to turn over as big as possible!
"Whoever asks me to call me grandma or grandpa will let them call me grandma! Ancestor!"
One of the purposes of making Houtu a sister is also to change the seniority.
But this time tonight, Nuwa was a little bolder.
The pajamas are all made of gauze, and the scent on her body is intoxicating.
Nuwa was thinking and hesitating whether to go further. The slender hand gently and quietly pressed against Zhang Yifan's belly and moved towards the lower abdomen.
Just when he was about to succeed, the door to the room creaked and was quickly opened and closed.
Um?
Anyone else coming?
Nuwa frowned and was shocked. She quickly retracted her jade hand and quickly turned over to the other side of the bed to hide, not daring to make any move.
who is it?
Is there someone who wants to do harm to our ancestors?
Want to take action against your ancestors?
No, not possible.
Nuwa thought about everyone present tonight and decided that everyone would only curry favor with Zhang Yifan and surround him instead of attacking him.
At least not at this stage.
And, who has that ability?
Suddenly, this unknown visitor quietly came to the bedside, gently lifted up the quilt, and slipped into the quilt like a loach, sleeping next to Zhang Yifan.
This person turned out to be an authentic saint, Empress Dowager Tu!
What the hell!
The two saints actually ran into Zhang Yifan's room at the same time and slipped into his bed.
What do these two women want?
Hou Tu's body was very hot, and even Nuwa, who was on the other side of Zhang Yifan, felt the heat.
There is also a special scent.
Nuwa was shocked, the person who came was actually a woman!
Damn it, someone actually wants to go with me?
Who is it? !
Dare to steal a man from me.
In this small farmyard, the saint has no cultivation and cannot develop his spiritual thoughts. Everyone is just like ordinary people.
Therefore, Nuwa could not sense the identity of the visitor at all.
Nuwa only felt that the visitor was very nervous and awkward at the moment.
In this silent night, even her nervous heartbeat could be heard.
Suddenly, the quilt quietly bulged up, and a hand was placed on Zhang Yifan's belly, and then slid down quietly.
Nuwa's eyes widened, "What the hell!"
What kind of bitch is it that actually thinks exactly like my mother?
No, how could someone succeed? !
Just when Hou Tu's jade hand was about to reach its destination, Nuwa stretched out a hand like lightning and tightly grasped the hand of the visitor who wanted to get there first.
Hou Tu's body trembled, his eyes closed suddenly, and his face was as hot as fire.
Master Zhang is awake?
Did he find me?
Did he hold my hand?
Hou Tu's face became hotter and redder, and she became more and more shy. She thought Zhang Yifan had grabbed her hand.
Nuwa saw that the visitor didn't respond when she grabbed her hand, so she thought about it for a moment and understood. Being misunderstood, the visitor must have thought that it was the ancestor Zhang Yifan who grabbed her hand.
Nuwa secretly smiled and decided to tease the visitor.
So, Nuwa's fingers gently slid up Hou Tu's arm, sliding towards Xiang's shoulder.
Hou Tu's body was shaking again, he was biting his lip nervously, his eyes were tightly closed, and he was breathing heavily. A bit at a loss.
itch!
It's really itchy.
Friends who have had essential oil massage should be able to understand the itching and irritation caused by the finger sliding technique.
Feeling the visitor's reaction, Nuwa pursed her lips and snickered, but she was laughing in her heart.
When the finger reached Hou Tuxiang's shoulder, Nuwa smiled and went to her heart again.
Hou Tu's body trembled again, nervous and scared.
Oh, even though I have lived for hundreds of millions of years, I have never touched a man.
Men, it turns out that they can make women so shy, so nervous, and so expectant!
Even during the calamity, fighting and fighting with the powerful demon clan, and fighting to the death, I have never been so nervous.
Just when Nuwa's finger slid halfway and was about to reach her heart, Houtu's eyes suddenly opened, his face turned cold, and he suddenly grabbed the hand.
really! This damn thing is indeed not Mr. Zhang’s hand!
I was too nervous just now, which greatly reduced the sensitivity of Houtu's brain.
But she also felt vaguely weird, but she just couldn't remember it for the moment.
It wasn't until this hand was about to touch his heart that Houtu understood.
This hand is so smooth!
There is no rough feeling at all.
It was so smooth that it didn't belong to a man's hand.
Mr. Zhang is an old man who works in the fields all day long, fishes, grows vegetables, and chops firewood for cooking. She had seen those hands before. They were big, thick, and a little rough.
It's not that smooth and tender at all.
Damn it, who is it?
How dare you tease me!
Hou Tu was furious, pointed one hand like a sword, and stabbed Zhang Yifan on the other side.
Nuwa raised her eyebrows and stretched out a hand, using her palm instead of a fist, to head forward.
The two women quickly exchanged more than twenty moves, each of which was fatal.
But what's even more exaggerated is that the quilt didn't shake very much, it was just lifted slightly. It was very smooth, very silky, and the movement was very small and light.
Um? Hou Tu frowned, this woman is not bad at all!
Seeing that Hou Tu could not do anything to the other party for the time being, he suddenly turned over and pressed over, right on top of Nuwa. The two women were facing each other, eye to eye, staring at each other and exclaiming softly.
"It's you!"
"It's you!"
What the heck, it’s Nuwa!
What the heck, it turned out to be Hou Tu!
Both women thought so.
"As long as I'm here, you can't succeed."
"As long as I'm here, you can't succeed."
The two women said in unison again.
Damn you!
The two women cursed in their hearts at the same time.
Nuwa smiled: "As expected of good sisters, we actually want to go together."
"Hmph, don't put too much pressure on your face. How dare you tease me." Houtu hummed, and suddenly put his hand on Nuwa's heart: "Oh, she's grown quite well, she's very big."
"What the hell! Get out!" Nuwa was furious and raised her hand to slap Hou Tu on the face.
Houtu chuckled, slipped out of bed, and avoided Nuwa's slap. Then he stood not far from the bed and looked at Nuwa with a sneer.
I came to Zhang Yifan's room in the middle of the night. In addition to being a little drunk, I also felt dizzy and excited like meeting someone close to my heart. I also wanted to deduce the six paths of reincarnation to the great path of reincarnation in the future!
And the only one who can make her do it is Zhang Yifan.
Houtu needs a guarantee.
I just didn't expect to meet Nuwa here.
Nuwa knew that today's matter would not succeed. Then he got out of bed and stood aside to confront Houtu.
"Your pajamas are not bad." Hou Tu teased, secretly annoyed that Nu Wa was actually wearing gauze and could be seen clearly.
"You're not bad either." Nuwa also sneered, annoyed that Hou Tu was wearing a suspender belt and barefoot, showing off her charm.
Hou Tu's face darkened and he said softly: "Since both of us want it but don't want the other party to get it, let's fight fair."
"Hmph, fair competition is fair competition, am I afraid of you?" Nuwa hummed, not afraid.
"Okay. It's a deal. If you dare to do such a sneaky thing again, I will definitely demolish your Snail Palace!"
"Similarly, if you dare, I will destroy your Netherworld!"
"High five as an oath!" Hou Tu said coldly.
"High five as an oath!" Nuwa did not flinch.
Snapped!
The two women's palms smacked together lightly, then quickly separated.
"Let's go." Hou Tu waved his hand, opened the door quietly, and sprang out like lightning, disappearing into the night.
Following Hou Tu was Nuwa.
Just like that, the two women quietly returned to their rooms.
In the small yard in the dark night, the big goldfish, the ancestor of the dragon clan, was spitting bubbles in the pond. The big black dog, the ancestor of the Kirin family, had green eyes on the edge of the pond.
The actions of the two women had caught his eye from the beginning.
The two women went in one after another and came out one after another. They all saw it, but they just didn't stop them.
"Oh, what a pity, this melon is not enough to satisfy." The ancestor of the dragon clan sighed.
"Lao Jin, you are so damn old, but you still like to eat melons." Qilin Ancestor laughed and scolded: "You are really an old man."
Hearing this, the ancestor of the Dragon Clan said with a smile: "Tsk, Lao Hei, don't say you haven't been curious. Look at your crotch, which is dripping on the floor, and you are still smiling like an aunt."
"I just think it's fun." Qilin Ancestor smiled and shook his head.
"But to be honest, these two women both want to compete to be the master's woman. If you had to choose, which one would you choose?" The ancestor of the dragon clan sounded a little serious.
"Choose? What choice?" Qilin Ancestor asked strangely: "Children only do multiple-choice questions, adults want all the damn ones! And I am an adult, if it were me, I would want them all."
The ancestor of the Dragon Clan suddenly realized: "Ah, that's right. Anyway, if one comes, it will come, and if two come, it will come, there is no difference."
Ancestor Qilin nodded and said: "Yes. If there is a difference, the only difference is whether these two women are qualified to be the master."
The ancestor of the Dragon Clan deeply agreed.
If the conversation between the two of them was heard by the powerful people in the ancient world, they would be shocked.
A Nuwa, the majestic mother of the human race, a saint of heaven, who conquered the country and conquered the city, was extremely noble.
A Hou Tu, the ruler of the Netherworld, an authentic saint, the moon is shy and the flowers are shy, extremely noble.
Just like these two saints, if they want to transfer money to a man, they have to see if the two women Houtu and Nuwa are qualified!
Ouch!
This is definitely the greatest wonder in the ancient continent!
You don’t see it, but King Zhou of Shang Dynasty just glanced at the stone statue of Nuwa and wrote such shameful poems.
It's just that such a gorgeous, graceful, and charming woman fell in love with her, and I had to tell her first, "Wait a minute, and I'll see if you're qualified."
That's right!
That's it!
This is Zhang Yifan!
"But Lao Jin, I think the master will not want any of them! These two women are just for certain purposes and using scheming tricks to get high. Can the master not see that?"
Qilin Ancestor shook his dog's tail and continued: "Besides, I have been with my master for eight years and I have never seen him find a woman. As for our master, what kind of woman does he want to find? But I haven't seen him. I have looked for her. All the master thinks about is his mistress, and he is devoted to his mistress."
"That's right." The ancestor of the dragon clan nodded his fish head and responded: "Our mistress is the great emperor! This Nuwa, Hou Tu, is probably far inferior to our mistress."
The great black dog, the ancestor of Qilin, nodded and said with emotion: "It's a pity that neither you nor I have met the mistress. I think our mistress must be a peerless beauty who can make the sun and the moon eclipse. That's why the master never forgets her. Miss you day by day."
"Yes, I really look forward to meeting the mistress one day!" The ancestor of the Dragon Clan nodded.
In all the worlds, perhaps only the mistress is worthy of being a master.
Early the next morning.
Everyone got up early.
Zhang Yifan had already cooked a large pot of porridge and steamed a large pot of steamed buns and snacks.
"Ancestor, what happened in your room last night?" Nuwa asked Zhang Yifan curiously, holding a bowl of porridge and blinking her big watery eyes.
Zhang Yifan was stunned: "What happened?"
