Yang Jian, the Jade Emperor, and the leader of Tongtian Cult took turns smashing the Yama Palace, and Zhang Yifan wanted to set up two tables to invite the Empress Dowager to have a drink.
It’s time to eat!
Naturally, the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Master Tongtian, Yang Jian and others would not miss such a good thing.
Not only would I not miss it, but I would go back hungry for a whole day and a night, with no water or food to eat.
Just to be able to eat two more bites of food.
Not only that, the Jade Emperor and others also brought rich food one by one.
No, Yang Jian came carrying a big tiger.
Bang!
The tiger's body was smashed to the ground, stirring up a cloud of dust.
"Grandpa, let's eat tiger meat tonight!" Yang Jian smiled.
Zhang Yifan raised his eyebrows: "Xiao Yang, where did you go to hunt tigers? This is a national first-level protected animal. Please don't kill animals indiscriminately in the future."
"Ah? Protected animals? Level 1? Which country? Why don't I know?" Yang Jian was confused. He had never heard of it.
Zhang Yifan waved his hand and stopped talking.
Then the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother came with their daughters.
Taibaijinxing was also followed behind.
The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother each carried some chickens and ducks, the other carried some geese and fish, and the daughters carried other things, just like they visited during the New Year.
"Dad, we are here!" The Jade Emperor looked happy.
"Grandpa, we are here too!" The seven princesses jumped into Zhang Yifan's arms with smiles.
"Okay, okay, hahahaha. Just come here and bring so many things." Zhang Yifan smiled and asked several people to put everything in the kitchen.
Then, Tongtian Cult Leader brought Sanxiao, Zhao Gongming and others also came.
Without exception, several people also carried a lot of food on their shoulders.
Looking at so much food, Zhang Yifan shook his head.
Do these people really have nothing to eat outside?
If you carry so much, you won’t be afraid of being overstretched.
At nightfall.
Zhang Yifan took Tongtian Cult Leader, Jade Emperor and others to prepare a large table of food.
There were also more than a dozen jars of wine.
The lanterns are lit, the moon has risen high in the sky, and the banquet is about to begin.
After everyone sat down, Zhang Yifan asked strangely: "Didn't Xiao Tongtong go to lead the way for Boss Liang and the others very early? Why haven't you come back yet?"
The Jade Emperor and others were also looking at the entrance of the small courtyard.
"Dad, they are here!" The Queen Mother pointed to the distance outside the courtyard door and saw several people in the distance.
The people who came were none other than Hou Tu, King Guang of Qin, Meng Xiaojiu, and Nuwa.
The saint of Houtu did not leave the netherworld, but he concealed the secret of heaven and sent a clone to come.
Zhang Yifan got up and walked towards the door, so naturally the Jade Emperor and others had no choice but to get up and follow.
Not far from the yard, Houtu looked up.
Is this where Master Zhang lives?
Why is it just a small farmhouse?
Um?
No, this farmhouse is clearly right in front of you, why can’t you sense it with your spiritual thoughts?
Even if you try to deduce the secret, you can’t deduce it!
Not simple!
Hou Tu sighed.
"Boss Liang, Boss Qin, and Miss Xiaojiu, welcome! Hahahaha." Zhang Yifan said to the Houtu people.
"Master Zhang, I'm sorry for you two days ago!" Meng Xiaojiu quickly bowed and apologized.
"It's okay, it's okay. Didn't you give me a few bowls of soup? I have to thank you."
"Thank you, Mr. Zhang!" Meng Xiaojiu's tense mind relaxed and he bowed with great joy. As long as you are not blamed, that is a great thing!
"Master Zhang, I won't bother you for today. This is a small gift, please accept it." Seeing that Xiao Jiu's matter was settled, Hou Tu also smiled happily and then handed over a gift.
"Boss Liang is so polite. Come as soon as you come and bring any gifts. Hahahaha, please come in!" Zhang Yifan made an inviting gesture.
"Xiao Nuwa, come in quickly." Zhang Yifan didn't expect Nuwa to come too.
"Okay, ancestor, hee hee." Nuwa looked like a girl and entered the yard with a smile.
Saint Houtu secretly thought that Nuwa and Zhang Yifan knew each other.
Immediately, Houtu walked into the courtyard.
boom!
As soon as he walked in, Houtu's steps faltered and his expression changed.
What the hell?
What about cultivation?
What about realm?
Why is there no more? !
Where has my saintly cultivation gone?
Meng Xiaojiu and King Qin Guang's expressions changed.
Seeing the Jade Emperor, Yang Jian, Sanxiao and others looking at him with smiles, Houtu Sage understood that this might be a show of force.
Could it be that this is the Hongmen Banquet?
"Boss Liang, Boss Qin, Miss Xiaojiu, please take a seat." Zhang Yifan greeted the others to sit down.
The visitors were guests, and the Houtu people sat on the other side of the long table, opposite Zhang Yifan.
Everyone else also took their seats one after another.
As soon as he sat down, Yang Jian looked at Nuwa and said, "Xiao Nuwa, I haven't seen you for a long time. Why didn't you call out when you saw Grandpa Yang?"
? ? ?
Grandpa Yang?
Hou Tu's face changed slightly, what's going on?
You Yang Jian, let the saint Nuwa call you grandpa?
Meng Xiaojiu and King Qin Guang were even more shocked.
What the hell, is there such a thing?
Fortunately, Hou Tu had already explained it before the two came. Treat yourself as a dumb or blind person, just eat and drink. Others were treated as if they had not heard or seen.
"That's right, little Nunnun, why don't you call her Aunt Yunyun?" Yunxiao also came to join in the fun.
"Yes, yes, there is also Grandma Qi."
"And me, Third Grandma. Hehe."
Sanxiao and the princesses started laughing and playing again.
? ? ?
Hou Tu was shocked again.
My hair!
What's going on!
How come these juniors are all the grandfathers and grandmothers of Saint Nuwa?
Seeing Hou Tu's shocked expression, the Jade Emperor, Tongtian Cult Leader and others snickered.
But Nuwa didn't scream. Instead, she held Houtu's arm and said with a smile, "Boss Liang and I are good sisters."
"puff!"
The Jade Emperor spit out a mouthful of tea.
Leader Tongtian, Queen Mother and others also stared.
Damn it, you and Houtu are good sisters?
If you two don't kill me, we'll live and die. Are you okay, sisters? !
Who believes it!
"Here, then you have to call me Grandpa Yang!" Yang Jian's face darkened, but he didn't care about that much.
Don’t mess with seniority!
yes!
That’s right!
Three nights later, the seven princesses woke up.
You are you, Houtu is Houtu, you are sisters, it does not prevent you from calling me grandpa! Call grandma!
Sage Nuwa said with a smile: "Then you have the guts to let Boss Liang call you Grandpa Yang!"
Ah this!
Yang Jian's expression changed and he was speechless.
Everyone was also stunned. Hou Tu’s seniority has not been arranged yet!
You can't force Hou Tu, a true saint, to be called Grandpa Yang Jian, right?
Then don't beat him until the earth is shattered.
Hou Tu's expression changed drastically and he stared at Nuwa angrily.
I cursed in my heart, OK, Nuwa, you dug a fucking hole here!
In this courtyard, I don’t know why you are the lowest in seniority, but you damn well don’t get involved with me!
Can I call Grandpa Yang Jian?
Can I call the Seven Fairies Grandma?
Damn it, if this gets out, people will laugh to death.
How can we still hang out in the prehistoric continent in the future?
I asked you why you formed an alliance and why you called me good sister!
It turned out to be waiting here!
You actually let me act as a spearman and a ladder for you. Use me to climb up! What a scheming girl!
So rustic.
Nuwa didn't care about Hou Tu's ugly face, she still held her arm tightly with a smile. No matter how much I try to pull out the soil, I can't get it out.
Hou Tu was so speechless that you still relied on him, right?
"Okay, okay, please stop making trouble." Zhang Yifan waved his hand and scolded with a smile: "Boss Liang is an honored guest. Do you think you can be so noisy?"
Zhang Yifan made the rescue, and Hou Tu was relieved, otherwise he wouldn't know what would have happened. A banquet almost turned into a disaster by Nuwa.
"Boss Liang, don't mind. These juniors just love to have fun. Come on, Boss Liang, I'd like to propose a toast to you." Zhang Yifan said and picked up the wine bowl.
"Don't dare, I still respect Master Zhang." Hou Tu also picked up the wine bowl.
"Hahahaha, let's have a toast together." Zhang Yifan said with a hearty smile.
"cheers!"
Leader Tongtian, Jade Emperor and others all picked up their wine bowls.
They have long been unable to bear it any longer.
Hou Tu was very generous and drank all the wine in the bowl in one gulp.
But when the wine entered his stomach, Hou Tu's eyes widened, he was startled, and he shouted, "There's something wrong with this wine!"
