In the human world, Zhang Yifan’s farmyard.
A good show is beginning.
Yunxiao threatens Saint Nuwa. If you want to die or bow your head, it's your choice!
"Oh, this dress is just right. It fits me very well."
Yunxiao wrapped Nuwa's clothes around her and couldn't help praising her. Then she got sad again and said, "I think of your mother again. Your mother used to put clothes on me like this. That's my good sister. Why did she suddenly... Gone. Wuwuwu..."
What the hell!
Nuwa was so angry that the corners of her mouth twitched and her eyes were on fire, but she was really struggling, panicked, and even a little scared inside.
Just as Yun Xiao said, at this moment, the saint has no magic power, his body is thin, and his two fists are hard to beat with four hands.
She believed that Yun Xiao would definitely kill him.
The two families were enemies in the Fengshen Tribulation. If she had a chance to take revenge, would she not take it?
When you enter this courtyard, you are like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered!
Forget it, people have to lower their heads when they are under the eaves.
If you take a step back, the sea and the sky are vast, and you can still get that unknown great opportunity.
Nuwa comforted herself.
After thinking about this, Nuwa gritted her teeth and said softly: "Thank you, aunt."
"Hey!" Yunxiao was overjoyed and laughed loudly: "Little Nunan, you finally remembered that Aunt Yunyun is here!"
"Yes, Yun Yun, aunt." Nuwa screamed through gritted teeth, wishing she could eat Yun Xiao alive.
And Yunxiao laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, great! Little Numu, Aunt Yunyun thought you had become crazy and didn't even recognize me! I'm so happy to see you."
You are so insane! Nuwa was so angry that she couldn't help but curse in her heart, but she was powerless and didn't dare to resist at all!
The eyes of Tongtian Cult Leader, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother and others were bright.
Wow, yes!
Got it!
Everyone couldn't help laughing.
"Hahahaha, our aunt and nephew are reunited. Today is a good day."
"Yes, yes, it's so touching!"
Everyone laughed and applauded, and gave Yunxiao a thumbs up.
Qiongxiao, Bixiao, and the Seven Fairies were all moved to tears.
puff!
Seeing everyone making fun of her, Nuwa's mouth felt sweet and she spat out a mouthful of old blood.
But he didn't spit it out and swallowed it back.
I was moved, I was so moved, Nuwa burst into tears.
Yunxiao did a great job! Yang Jian and Taibai Jinxing also slapped their thighs and laughed, almost to the point of tears.
"That's great. My aunt and nephew are reunited. Great grandpa is also happy for you. Hahaha." Zhang Yifan was also very happy.
The reunion of relatives is naturally touching.
Nuwa, on the other hand, wanted to cry but had no tears, and her heart was full of sadness.
"Hurry, hurry, little Nuwa, sit down and eat." Zhang Yifan pulled Nuwa and sat down.
"Little Nuwa, Aunt Qiongqiong will serve you some rice." Qiongxiao snickered and served Nuwa a bowl of rice.
"Little Nunnun, come on, Aunt Bibi will give you some mutton, and you can eat more vegetables." Bixiao also climbed along the pole.
"Xiao Nuwa, uncle Mingming will pour you a cup of hot water." Zhao Gongming also poured a cup of hot water for Nuwa enthusiastically.
Seeing how enthusiastic everyone was, one by one they stepped down on Nuwa's seniority and lifted up their own seniority. Master Tongtian and the Jade Emperor all laughed secretly.
The big black dog, the ancestor of Qilin, was also snickering while spitting out his dog tongue.
In the whole small courtyard, people and dogs were all laughing. Only Nuwa was crying silently and licking her wounds alone.
"Little Nuwa, thank you aunt, thank you uncle." Yunxiao gave Nuwa another critical blow.
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Sage Nuwa said in her heart, "My heart is tired, so destroy it."
"Little Nuwa, be good! Thank you auntie, thank you uncle." Yunxiao reached out and smoothed the messy Nuwa's hair.
She looks gentle, but actually hides murderous intent.
Nuwa was about to cry. She looked at Yunxiao and said to Qiongxiao, Bixiao and Zhao Gongming: "Thank you Aunt Qiongqiong, thank Aunt Bibi, thank you Uncle Mingming."
"Okay, okay, hahahaha!"
Qiongxiao, Bixiao, Zhao Gongming and others laughed.
Being called aunt and uncle by the saint of heaven and earth, several people suddenly felt refreshed and extremely happy.
Even the majestic saint of heaven must call me aunt! You have to call me uncle too!
So cool!
It feels so damn good!
I have never been so happy after being conferred upon the gods to measure the calamity!
"Okay, let the little girl go wash up and change her clothes."
Zhang Yifan waved his hand and did not let Yunxiao, Yang Jian and the others tease the saint Nuwa again, but asked Nuwa to change all the dirty clothes.
Everyone had to wait for Nuwa to wash up and change clothes.
After a while, Nuwa changed it.
"Oh? The little girl is not only beautiful, but she is also very beautiful. She is so skinny because of hunger."
Seeing the new Nuwa, Zhang Yifan also praised Nuwa.
Yun Xiao and others shook their heads: Not only did she conquer the country, but she was also a famous beauty in the ancient times.
But no one went to appreciate it.
Among the women present, who is not a stunning beauty?
Yunxiao, the Seven Fairies and others were thinking.
Yang Jian, Zhao Gongming and others were feeling happy, taking advantage of Nuwa's status. They felt so comfortable that they no longer even wolfed down their meals, but savored the delicacies carefully.
This taste is amazing!
Nuwa was tortured so much that she had had enough.
Now that I have changed and washed, I have begun to put aside this so-called seniority thing in my mind, and instead stare at the food in the bowl, my heart rising and falling.
I also took a big bite.
fragrant!
It smells so good!
It was only after eating it that I realized clearly that the fragments of the Great Law contained in this meal were so rich!
I have never felt such a clear law of the Great Dao in the wilderness!
Nuwa was shocked and excited.
The saint's cultivation, which has not been improved for millions of years, has become loose!
How could Nuwa care so much? She moved her chopsticks like scuds and stuffed food into her mouth like lightning.
I couldn't swallow it anymore, so I stuffed it so hard that my mouth was bulging. He was like a starving ghost.
"Slow down, slow down, don't choke." Zhang Yifan patted Nuwa's back gently.
Nuwa nodded, but her hands did not stop.
After a quick meal, she ate all the food placed in front of her.
After finishing what was in front of her, Nuwa brought the food in front of Yunxiao.
"Don't grab it, little Nunnun." Yunxiao glared.
Nuwa said: "Aunt Yunyun, I'm so hungry. I've been begging outside for three years and haven't had a full meal."
What the hell.
Just pretend!
Yun Xiao secretly rolled his eyes.
After finishing her meal, Nuwa snatched the food in front of Qiong Xiao and put it into her own hands.
Qiong Xiao's eyes widened. Although she said she had enough in her bowl, she couldn't do this.
Okay, it’s just a dish, Grandpa has too much here.
I'll deal with you later.
Qiong Xiao raised the corner of her mouth and smiled.
Zhang Yifan, Jade Emperor, Master Tongtian and others looked indifferent.
A few people were drinking wine, eating small meat, and admiring the night sky and night scenery. They felt very comfortable.
After a good meal, Nuwa was really full.
I really can’t eat anymore.
The vast fragments of the Great Law were stirring in her body, and she felt that if she took a few more bites, she would have to run away to run her skills to absorb this majestic energy.
Nuwa didn't want to run away at this time.
"Little Ann, have you eaten?" Yang Jian came over at this time, with a smile on his lips.
"Yeah, you're done eating." Nuwa nodded.
"Just eat it." Yang Jian held a cup of tea and handed it to Nuwa with a smile: "Your grandfather Yang made you a cup of tea. Come, drink some to relieve your tiredness."
"Okay." Nuwa nodded mechanically, and then suddenly woke up.
Um? ? ?
Grandpa Yang?
You, Yang Jian, are you a green onion?
Dare you let me call this saint grandpa?
Nuwa's eyes widened, murderous intent surged in her heart, and she was about to reveal her fierce look.
"This is enlightenment tea."
Yang Jian looked at Nuwa with a smile and said something coldly.
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Nuwa felt murderous in her heart, and her eyes turned to the tea.
Oh my gosh, this is really enlightenment tea!
Nuwa was shocked.
Yang Jian actually has Enlightenment Tea?
This is good stuff.
Daozu Hongjun only has a handful of them! I can't bear to give it to anyone to drink.
Thinking about it, Nuwa was about to reach out to take the teacup, but Yang Jian dodged again.
"Call me Grandpa Yang first." Yang Jian said with a smile.
Nuwa:...Don’t go too far, kid!
"Hurry up, little Nuwa, you can't be big or small." Seeing this, Yunxiao also helped Yang Jian and gave Nuwa a gentle push.
Nothing big or small? !
Nuwa's heart was broken, any junior could step on her head.
What this saint did was really cowardly.
"Hmm, the enlightenment tea smells so good." Yang Jian took the tea and smelled it, with an exaggerated expression on purpose.
"If you don't drink, I will drink." Yang Jian used the provoking method again.
Nuwa closed her eyes, her heart skipped a beat, and she shouted loudly: "Grandpa Yang!"
"Hey, little Ann is so good! Hahahaha!" Yang Jian laughed!
Everyone was also snickering. Yang Jian is such an interesting person.
Well done!
Nuwa was so angry that she quickly took the Enlightenment Tea and drank it in one gulp.
"Come on, let's have some tea."
Just at this moment, Zhang Yifan came out with a large bucket of enlightenment tea, and then poured a large bowl for everyone!
What the hell!
It turns out there is something for everyone to drink!
Nuwa vomited out a mouthful of old blood again, and was tricked by Yang Jian!
"Hahahaha!" Yang Jian laughed even more happily.
Sanxiao, Taibai Jinxing, Zhao Gongming and others also laughed so hard that their stomachs ached.
The big black dog, the ancestor of Qilin, was rolling on the ground laughing.
"Little Nunnun, don't think that I am taking advantage of you. The three of them, as well as Xiao Mingming, all call me uncle."
Yang Jian pointed at Sanxiao and Zhao Gongming, and said to Nuwa: "If you call me Aunt Xiao Yunyun, then of course you have to call me grandpa."
"This seniority is correct, right?"
"That's right." Zhao Gongming nodded.
Nuwa:......
Okay, bear with it!
Nuwa no longer refuted.
"Little Nuwa, you have to call me grandma." Princess Tianshou, the Seventh Fairy, also became energetic at this time and said with a smile to Nuwa.
I! ! !
Nuwa is about to collapse.
Is it over yet?
"And me, and me!"
The other six princesses also came to join in the fun.
If you have the opportunity to tease Nuwa and step on this saint, how can you let her go?
"I……"
Nuwa felt the blood rushing straight to her forehead, her eyes turned black, and she almost fainted and fell to the ground.
The Seventh Princess quickly supported Nuwa and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, little Nuwa, Grandma Seventh will support you."
"Thank you so much!" Nuwa gritted her teeth.
"My good granddaughter, it's okay. There's no need to be polite to Grandma Seven~" The Seventh Princess giggled.
"Ah~" Nuwa raised her head and sighed, feeling extremely haggard.
Being mixed up with this group of people is simply scarier than a mortal meeting the devil.
It’s too frustrating.
Destroy it, it doesn’t matter whether it is a saint or not, whether it is a calamity or not.
Destroy it quickly.
Being treated like this, Nuwa's saintly heart was almost broken.
The Seven Fairies, Sanxiao and everyone laughed heartily.
Seeing this group of people laughing and joking, Zhang Yifan was also very happy and felt warm in his heart.
This lively scene is very much like the Chinese New Year.
Not for a long time.
