When he came to his father's place, he had a big meal, drank a jar of wine, and took away three sacks of Enlightenment Tea. The Jade Emperor was very satisfied.
More importantly, I have knocked down the identity of Tongtian Cult Master. When you see me in the future, the Jade Emperor, you will have to call me uncle!
This scene must be wonderful for all sentient beings to see.
Just thinking about it made the Jade Emperor laugh out loud.
After eating and drinking, the Jade Emperor took a look at the still unhappy Master Tongtian and felt happy.
"Dad, I heard from my friends who cultivated immortality that a big event happened in heaven recently." The Jade Emperor said.
"Do you have any friends who are cultivators?" Zhang Yifan was very interested when he heard this.
"Yes, Xiao Yang is also cultivating immortality." The Jade Emperor pointed at Yang Jian.
Zhang Yifan's eyes lit up, he looked at Yang Jian and said, "Oh, that's good. Then I'll leave two cultivation secrets for that grandpa to look at."
Although the Nagou System gave many so-called top secrets, Zhang Yifan could not develop the so-called magic power after practicing over and over again. This made Zhang Yifan very helpless and he didn't know why.
In fact, all Zhang Yifan's magic power was temporarily taken away and kept by the large array in the house.
"Grandpa, my Three-Legged Cat Kung Fu, the secrets of cultivation. I'm afraid you may not like it." Yang Jian almost turned red when he heard Zhang Yifan's praise.
Compared with Zhang Yifan, can that be called cultivation?
"Okay, you can stay as long as you want." Zhang Yifan didn't want to be polite, and then asked the Jade Emperor: "What big thing happened? Did the Jade Emperor secretly go down to earth to steal women? And then he was caught by the Queen Mother?"
Jade Emperor: "..."
"Dad, please don't talk nonsense. Is the Jade Emperor like that?" The corners of the Jade Emperor's mouth twitched. If the Queen Mother knew about this, it would be a big deal.
Yang Jian couldn't help but want to laugh, and came out to smooth things over: "Grandpa, I know. I heard that the Emperor of Heaven beheaded Lord Huodexing, and also took away the right to appoint and remove the gods of heaven, and directly ignored the list of gods. Woolen cloth!"
"Oh~" Zhang Yifan was a little interested when he heard this. This Jade Emperor seemed different from what he knew.
"Also, in the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor even asked Taibai Jinxing to slap Master Guanyin several times in the mouth, beating her into a sausage mouth!"
"So exciting!" Zhang Yifan heard this very interestingly, took a sip of wine and asked: "Come on, tell me, what else is there?"
"Also, the Journey to the West team is locked in Shituoling and cannot move forward even half a step. I also heard that the Jade Emperor is preparing to gather the team for the Journey to the West."
"Okay! Such a Jade Emperor is a bit interesting." Zhang Yifan was immediately happy when he heard that the Jade Emperor also held Xiyou down.
The dog system said before running away that after successfully advancing to the prehistoric world, he would naturally see his wife again.
Now that Journey to the West has been suspended, the Jade Emperor has also changed. It seems that there has been a change secretly.
"How's it going, Dad, is this Jade Emperor handsome?" Seeing Zhang Yifan applauding, the Jade Emperor immediately jumped out to praise himself.
"It's okay, but I don't know if he can withstand the saint's attack." Zhang Yifan nodded.
"Hahaha, I just said that this Jade Emperor is really handsome! Domineering! This is what the emperor of the three realms looks like!" Being recognized by his father, the Jade Emperor became even more energetic.
"Come on, you, that fool like the Jade Emperor, might be killed by a saint when you go out. Besides, can he be more handsome than you, my son?"
"That's right, your son is the most handsome." The Jade Emperor smiled.
What he said made Tongtian Cult Master couldn't help but despise him, the Jade Emperor.
"It's you, I have good genes." Zhang Yifan laughed and scolded.
"Ah, yes, yes. Dad, what do you think of Master Tongtian?" Jade Emperor asked again.
Yang Jian also looked up at this time. He was interested in talking about such a great person from the ancient times and the secrets of the ancient times.
Leader Tongtian also looked at Zhang Yifan.
Although I don't know what the Jade Emperor wants to do, I am also curious about what Zhang Yifan, a reclusive great man, would think of him.
"I don't know him, how do I know? I just want to bask in the sun every day, drink a little wine, and be a free fish. I am not interested in those saints."
Zhang Yifan held a plate of peanuts in his hand and drank some wine, fearing that these starving ghosts would snatch them away again.
"When will you and Xiao Wang give birth to a grandson for your father and me? I will ask for nothing."
"Uh, life, life, life. Dad, just tell me."
"Yes, grandpa, tell me about it. My grandson also likes to listen to the stories of these gods."
"You all like to hear it?"
Zhang Yifan looked at Yang Jian and then at the leader of Tongtian Cult.
Both of them nodded.
"Okay, let's just talk nonsense." Zhang Yifan pinched a peanut and threw it into his mouth.
Seeing Zhang Yifan, a saint-like being who wanted to criticize him, the Tongtian leader quickly straightened his body.
In the prehistoric times, Tongtian considered himself the leader of the Jiejiao religion. The prestige of Tongtian saint was respected by all living beings and admired by the gods.
Jiejiao once had thousands of immortals and thousands of tribes coming to court. It was the largest religion in the world, and it was the most powerful.
In addition, he is Pangu Zhengzong, one of the six great saints. When it comes to Tongtian, who doesn't respect him with utmost respect! This evaluation must be extremely high!
"Let me tell you, this Lord Tongtian is the greatest waste in the world."
Leader Tongtian:? ? ?
Jade Emperor:? ? ?
Yang Jian:? ? ?
Isn't it?
what's the situation?
Leader Tongtian suspected that his ears had heard wrongly.
Why did he become a waste, or the biggest waste in the world?
The Jade Emperor was also surprised. Although he didn't want to hear his father praise Tongtian too much, he never thought he would make such a comment.
waste?
The majestic saint of heaven is actually a waste?
The first waste in the world!
"Isn't he a saint? He is respected by all living beings in the ancient world. Why is he said to be the first waste in the ancient world?" Yang Jian was also very curious.
How could such an unattainable existence as the Sanqing Sage become a waste?
"That's right, why did he become a waste?" The leader of Tongtian Cult was also very unconvinced. It doesn't matter if your evaluation is not high or not good, why are you still a piece of trash?
"Hmph, Tongtian is the incarnation of Pangu Yuan Shen. He has a good background and high talent. He already has the upper hand and practices quickly. Isn't this normal? Is there anything to praise?"
"Don't call him a saint. He is very powerful. He is as powerful as a hammer. If he is so powerful, why doesn't he become a saint in the flesh? Becoming a saint of heaven is his biggest failure."
"Later, the leader of the Tongtian cult established the Jie sect, and all the hairy and non-hairy ones were accepted into it. It became the largest sect in the ancient world, with unparalleled prestige. He didn't want to just think about unifying the ancient world, but he was plotted by others, and he did three things. To clear up the family, there is no hope that Pangu’s true form will come back again, and the prehistoric world will regress.”
"What's even more despising is that the Conferred God Tribulation, just because there are the most believers on the Conferred God List, has become demoralized. Since then, it has been unable to recover and has made no achievements. This is what it is after suffering this little setback. What is this if it's not a waste?"
"You know, in the prehistoric world, which immortal cultivator doesn't work a hundred times and a thousand times harder than Tongtian? Which immortal cultivator doesn't build mountains when encountering mountains or build bridges when encountering water? If there are difficulties, solve them. In the face of difficult difficulties, there is no way, and you have to create ways. solve!"
"And he is Tongtian, huh, there are a lot of ideas in front of him, but he has not used them! He is just a loser because of his so-called face."
Leader Tongtian: "..."
Leader Tongtian is a bit on the verge of tears, so you can just scold him, just a few words and that's it. Why did Crackle scold him so much?
"Senior, no, grandpa, I have something to say." Tongtianjiao mainly defended himself.
"you say."
"There are millions of believers, and they are all dead and injured. Isn't it normal for the Tongtian Cult Master to feel depressed for a while?" The Tongtian Cult Master was sad.
"Damn, that means millions of casualties? Aren't they all on the list of gods?"
"...! If you get on the list of gods, you will stop making progress in this life and your future will be hopeless."
"Stupid! This is obviously a great good thing, but you say it is a bad thing."
"Why is this a good thing?" Leader Tongtian was puzzled.
The Jade Emperor and Yang Jian were also curious.
How did this become a good thing?
When it comes to conferring tribulations on gods, no one wants to be on the list of conferred gods!
"Let me ask you, after the Conferred God Tribulation. How are those who were originally about the same strength as the Jiejiao people doing now? Have their cultivation improved? By how much? How are the Twelve Golden Immortals of the Chanjiao doing now?"
"Are their lives easier? Are they not being killed by others? Are they not being ridiculed by others? Is their future brighter?"
Ah this!
Faced with Zhang Yifan's series of rhetorical questions, Tongtian Cult Leader, Jade Emperor, and Yang Jian were stunned for a moment.
The three of them were also thinking about it.
