"If you don't call me grandpa today, don't come here again."
Um?
After hearing this, the Tongtian Cult Master calmed down somewhat.
Why did you just come in? Isn't it just for the possible opportunities?
If I can’t come back in the future, what chance will there be?
The leader of the Tongtian cult looked at the Jade Emperor coldly, then at Yang Jian, and then he used all his strength to squeeze out two words from between his teeth: "Grandpa."
"Brother Tong, please speak louder. Grandpa won't eat you." Yang Jian was still smiling, holding the leader of Tongtian's shoulders and shaking him.
The Jade Emperor’s child! The hatred in Master Tongtian’s heart.
We were outside the yard just now, why not decide your identity first?
Leader Tongtian took the risk and shouted loudly: "Hello, grandpa!"
"Hey, good grandson! Grandpa will cook some delicious food for you at noon to replenish your brain." Zhang Yifan responded with a smile, and kindly reached out to touch the head of the Tongtian Cult Master.
After shouting out, Master Tongtian relaxed: "Thank you, grandpa."
"Well, I need to replenish my brain~hehehehe~" the Jade Emperor suppressed his laughter and nodded.
When I turned around, I burst out laughing, laughing so hard that tears were about to flow out.
Thanks to his Jade Emperor's great ability, he didn't laugh like a pig. And Yang Jian couldn't help it for a long time. He bit his fist with his teeth, but he also smiled with tears in his eyes.
Oh, it's so enjoyable.
Seeing that the Jade Emperor's son was still laughing, Zhang Yifan kicked the Jade Emperor, and then said to the Tongtian leader: "Okay, little Tongtong, don't be nervous. Grandpa, I'll cook a meal first, and you guys can walk around in the yard first." "
Watching Zhang Yifan leave and enter the house.
The Jade Emperor and Yang Jian couldn't bear it anymore.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Little Tongtong! Hahahaha!"
"Hahahahahaha"
The Jade Emperor and Yang Jian were rolling with laughter. The two of them looked like heavenly emperors, and they looked like majestic gods. They were simply two living treasures.
"Hmph, if you dare to call me that in the future." The Tongtian Cult Leader's voice was bone-chilling.
"Farewell~ Once a nephew, always a nephew!" The Jade Emperor was not afraid at all and responded with a smile.
"That's right, Xiao Tongtong, Tongdi, once you are a brother, you will always be a brother." Yang Jian was not to be outdone and continued to tease.
Leader Tongtian raised his finger and shook it, wanting to curse a few words, but in the end he didn't curse. He shook his sleeves angrily and left the orchard, heading towards the house.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Watching Master Tongtian leave, Jade Emperor and Yang Jian laughed again.
After smiling for a while, the Jade Emperor patted Yang Jian on the shoulder and said, "My good nephew, you did a good job!"
"My uncle is still mighty. I saw that you wanted to step on the status of the leader of Tongtian. My nephew, I admire you very much, so I followed your lead. Anyway, grandpa is here, and we are afraid of a ball!"
"That's right! Anyway, with my dad and your grandpa here, I'm afraid of a ball!" the Emperor smiled.
"This is the kind of Emperor I want to be. Even a saint is just a chess piece in my hand, a dog at my feet!" The Jade Emperor was filled with emotion. Such an Emperor is what he dreamed of!
In Zhang Yifan's case, the Jade Emperor broke the shackles in his heart and the psychological barrier that made saints unattainable, allowing his psychological realm to reach an unprecedented height.
What kind of saint is that? That's all.
In the small farmyard.
The leader of Tongtian is walking around.
The more I looked in this yard, the more frightened I became.
He just saw the big black dog of Qilin Ancestor.
Leader Tongtian had a vague feeling that the strength of this Qilin Ancestor might rival that of a saint. Even a saint like him could see the strength and realm in a hazy way and couldn't quite understand it.
In addition to the big black dog of the Qilin Ancestor, there were also nine full-length golden crows on the tree, and the Tongtian Cult Leader also saw them.
The strength of each of these golden crows is unfathomable, far exceeding that of ordinary quasi-sage powers.
"Chaos Breathing Land, Qilin Ancestor, is full of golden crows, and his cultivation was suppressed as soon as he entered the house. This is completely unlike what the great powers of the prehistoric era can do. Is this grandpa a great saint?"
"Sage of the Great Dao, is it really so terrifying?"
Although he hasn't seen the ancestor of the Dragon Clan or anything else, Tongtian Cult Master is already shocked enough.
noon.
Zhang Yifan cooked several dishes.
Especially burning a few pig brains for Xiao Tongtong.
As the saying goes, eat your brain to replenish your brain.
Zhang Yifan saw that the leader of Tongtian Cult seemed to be not very smart, so he naturally wanted to help him.
“It smells so good!”
Sitting at the dining table, Master Tongtian smelled it and couldn't help but admire it.
Even he, a saint, found the food delicious.
And in this fragrance, there is also a faint hint of the law of the great avenue, which is very shocking.
"If it smells good, eat more of it." Zhang Yifan smiled and gave Tongtian Cult Master a pig brain: "Come on, little Tongtong, eat more of this today. This is good stuff and a great supplement."
"Yes, eldest nephew, you eat more to nourish your brain." The Jade Emperor smiled.
The leader of Tongtian Sect sighed helplessly, this Jade Emperor is really worthless.
"You idiot, you're teasing me again! Isn't it the first time for Xiao Tongtong to be nervous? You're still talking."
Zhang Yifan raised his hand and hit the Jade Emperor with a chopstick, which made the Jade Emperor look aggrieved.
"I will have some wine with you and me at noon, and the two little guys will have some tea."
"okay!"
The Jade Emperor's eyes gleamed, the wine was a good thing, so he took the jar of wine.
I lived here for a month and drank every day. His cultivation level was rising slowly, and he was almost at the peak of the saint's strength.
Yang Jian also knew that it was a good thing, but seeing what his grandfather Zhang Yifan said, he had to lick his lips and secretly thought it was a pity that he couldn't drink anymore.
But when he smelled the aroma of the pot of tea that Zhang Yifan brought over, Yang Jian instantly became excited. This fragrance actually made his mind clear and clear!
Leader Tongtian’s eyes also lit up.
"This is enlightenment tea?" Leader Tongtian asked in surprise.
"Enlightenment tea?" The Jade Emperor was stunned when he heard this, and also stared at the tea bowl.
Enlightenment tea is a great thing!
Taking a sip can help people practice cultivation quickly and help them see through the essence of things.
Leader Tongtian picked up the tea and took a sip.
It is indeed enlightenment tea!
In ancient times, enlightenment tea was very rare. Any saint would be jealous of Enlightenment Tea.
I didn’t expect to drink it here.
Seeing this, Yang Jian next to him also picked it up and took a sip.
boom.
Yang Jian only felt that his mind was very clear. It felt like a layer of lard covering my head had been lifted, and the world suddenly became clear.
Things that I didn't quite understand during my cultivation are now understood and enlightened by letting things take their own course.
How wonderful!
This kind of experience can only be experienced when inspiration bursts out.
And now, this experience is even stronger than an explosion of inspiration!
And, it needs to last.
As long as you drink this enlightenment tea, you can continue to maintain this feeling of transparency.
My cultivation is getting better!
Yang Jian was overjoyed.
"Come on, don't worry about drinking, hurry up and eat the food."
Seeing that Master Tongtian and Yang Jian were both enjoying the taste of the tea and not eating the food, they greeted them.
And the Jade Emperor was already ready to make a move. If it weren't for Zhang Yifan's pressure, he would have been in trouble again.
"Okay, grandpa." Yang Jian came to his senses and started eating.
boom!
As soon as a mouthful of food enters the throat, a surge of pure energy pours into the body. The energy of the fragments of the Great Law is too amazing.
Yang Jian only felt that his cultivation level was rising visibly to the naked eye.
"Smells, it smells so good!"
“Delicious, so delicious!”
Yang Jian's eyes gleamed, and he suddenly looked like a starving ghost. He stared at the dishes on the table without stopping at all.
The leader of Tongtian Cult next to him was also shocked.
This meal actually contains fragments of the Great Law!
After taking a bite of rice, you can actually understand some of the great principles.
That's the law of the great road!
Great road!
This is not the way of heaven!
This meal is amazing!
Seeing Yang Jian suddenly rushing to eat, the Tongtian leader was not polite and also rushed to eat the food like a storm.
When the Jade Emperor saw the two of them acting like this, he was not polite and joined the fight.
In just a few breaths, a large table of dishes was eaten by three people.
If the Jade Emperor hadn't been quick, the jar of wine placed in front of him would have been snatched away by Tongtian Cult Master.
Zhang Yifan just took a sip of wine and saw that the food had been swept away. He couldn't help but feel a little sad. He looked at Tongtian Cult Leader and Yang Jian with pity: "Xiao Tongtong, Xiao Yang, you are wandering outside and you are too poor to eat. Do you want to eat? Why are you so hungry?"
"From now on, if you don't have money to eat, come to your uncle, uncle. Or if you know the way, come to your grandpa, your grandpa, me."
"Grandpa. The main reason is that the food you cook is so delicious. The food outside is incomparable. So I can't help it."
"That's right. If you don't eat quickly, you will be robbed by a starving guy like Xiao Yang." Leader Tongtian nodded.
Yang Jian rolled his eyes.
"Grandpa, do you still have the enlightenment tea?" Looking at Zhang Yifan, the Tongtian leader asked.
"Enlightenment tea, what enlightenment tea?" Zhang Yifan was stunned when he heard this. He had no idea what enlightenment tea was.
"The one you just gave us to drink."
"Oh, that tea. Yes. There are many in the backyard, and there is also a warehouse in the back room. Do you like tea?"
"I like it!" Leader Tongtian nodded heavily.
"If you like to drink, grandpa will carry a sack back for you later." Zhang Yifan said proudly.
! ! !
! ! !
Carry a sack back?
Leader Tongtian was overjoyed, with a smile on his face.
"Grandpa, I want it too! I like drinking too! I want a sack too." Yang Jian also jumped out immediately, shaking Zhang Yifan's arm coquettishly.
My hair, sack after sack of Enlightenment Tea, who wouldn’t want it!
"Okay, okay, yes, yes, yes." Zhang Yifan patted Yang Jian's hand and said with a smile.
"Dad, I like to drink too. I also want a sack." The Jade Emperor also shouted, how could he miss this good thing.
The Jade Emperor is so angry. After living here for so long, I go out to drink on weekdays, and I missed something as good as Enlightenment Tea!
If I had known better, I wouldn't have drank. I would have drank tea all day long.
"You bastard, you think I run a tea shop. You also want a sack. I'll give you a small bag at most." Zhang Yifan said to the Jade Emperor angrily.
"..." The Jade Emperor was speechless, why is he so partial!
It seems that they are still relatives from another generation.
Look how nice it is to Yang Jian, the grandson, and to Tongtian Cult Leader, the grandson!
Only he doesn't care about his son at all.
The Jade Emperor raised his head and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and couldn't help but sigh.
Snapped!
Zhang Yifan raised his hand and slapped the Jade Emperor on the back of the head: "Why are you pretending to be serious? Go back and bring three sacks for your daughter-in-law and my granddaughters to drink."
"Hey, okay daddy!" The Jade Emperor immediately beamed with joy, and daddy screamed and ran away.
