After dinner, the family chatted for a while.
Zhang Yifan went to boil water.
Over the years, I have become accustomed to going to bed early and getting up early.
At this point, it's time to take a shower, wash your feet, and go to bed.
Zhang Yifan's yard is not small, but it is not big either. There are not enough rooms.
Looking at the seven granddaughters, as well as his son and daughter-in-law in front of him, Zhang Yifan was a little distressed.
"The house is a bit small, so tonight I have to squeeze the two granddaughters into two beds."
"Don't be afraid, grandpa, we usually like to sleep together, sisters, don't you think so." The Great Fairy Princess Tianshou immediately jumped out to the rescue.
"Yes, yes, grandpa, we have endured all kinds of hardships. Sleeping together can enhance the bond between sisters." Several fairy princesses also agreed.
Seeing his usually picky daughters say this, the Jade Emperor secretly admired him for being such a great father who managed to take care of these little girls.
In the past, if there was only one bed, these seven girls would have fought each other fiercely. It would be weird for whoever wins to sleep on the bed.
"Dad, don't worry. I'll ask a group of people to build a few more houses in a while so that we can live in them later." The Jade Emperor also saw the opportunity and took over the matter of expanding the house.
joke.
How could you miss such a good opportunity?
If you bring people to build a house, then you don’t get to eat?
Then eating, doesn’t it increase your cultivation?
All the gods would rush over to do this job.
"Okay, your father and I have been used to being carefree in the past few years and don't have much money, but you should take these one hundred taels of gold first, so you can't make us, the construction brothers, suffer!"
Zhang Yifan was not polite when he saw the Jade Emperor agreeing to it. Then he went back to the back room and took out a hundred taels of gold and handed it to him.
"Oh, Dad, you are quite rich."
The Jade Emperor couldn't help but be surprised when he received the hundred taels of gold. I can't tell. My father lives in a small farmhouse like this. He looks like a poor farmer. I didn't expect to be so rich. He can get a hundred taels of gold at a time.
Ordinary landlords can’t afford it!
"You think your father and I are just living for a living? Just spend it and come back to your father after you spend it." Zhang Yifan was generous and heroic.
"Awesome." The Jade Emperor gave a thumbs up.
After the joke, Zhang Yifan's hot water was boiled.
I poured some basins of water for my granddaughters and asked them to wash their faces and feet. Zhang Yifan also poured himself a basin of hot water.
Soaking his feet, the Jade Emperor sighed that after tens of thousands of years, he had almost forgotten the feeling of soaking his feet.
Unexpectedly, the footbath water contains fragments of the Great Law.
Just soaking your feet can make me, a quasi-sage, so comfortable.
"Dad, tell me, if the Jade Emperor wants to advance to the prehistoric world, what should he do?"
Soaking his feet, the Jade Emperor intentionally or unintentionally brought up the secret event Zhang Yifan mentioned last time.
"Just go and do it if you want. What else can I do?"
"..."
The Jade Emperor was speechless, the key was how to do it.
"Dad, what if, I mean what if. What if the Jade Emperor is just an empty shell? If he wants to do it, what should he do if he can't do it?"
"How come the majestic Three Realms Orthodox God Haotian has become an empty shell?"
"You see, outside the heaven, in the ancient times, the Western religions were robbing the human world of incense and faith, and the human race turned to the Western religions in large numbers. There were also many great powers from the ancient times who did not listen to propaganda or obey. There is also a queen named Pingxin in the underworld. Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.”
"And within the Heavenly Court, there are Jie Jiao forces that occupy the positions of many gods, and many high-ranking god positions are also controlled by Jie Jiao forces. Not to mention a lot of little immortals and gods, all of whom are Jie Jiao. .”
"Secondly, the saint clone of Taiqing Saint, Taishang Laojun, controls the incense of the human religion and Taoism in the heaven, and also controls the lineage of Taoist heavenly masters and a group of scattered gods and immortals. Isn't this Jade Emperor just an empty shell? ?”
The Jade Emperor was speechless, shook his head, and smiled bitterly.
Everyone says that the Jade Emperor is good, but who knows that he is a majestic Jade Emperor, but he doesn’t even have many immortal soldiers and horses available to him.
"Then what?" Zhang Yifan looked at the Jade Emperor and asked.
"Then? Then, dad, what do you think he can do? How to do it."
"What to do? Those who follow me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish!"
Zhang Yifan snorted coldly: "Anyone who obeys me, keep him. If he doesn't obey, kill him or replace him."
This cold snort, murderous intent spread everywhere, making the Jade Emperor feel a chill on his back.
But this sound is also domineering!
Those who follow me will prosper, those who go against me will perish!
So domineering!
Anyone who obeys me will be kept. Those who disobey will be killed and replaced.
Too domineering!
The Jade Emperor clapped his thigh in amazement!
He just wants to be like this Jade Emperor!
However, Naihe has no strength.
"Behind these people are saints. Saints are not easy to mess with." The Jade Emperor shook his head and sighed.
Zhang Yifan sneered: "Saint? Saints are nothing! In heaven, saints are not allowed to be presumptuous!"
In heaven, saints are not allowed to be presumptuous!
This sound was like thunder exploding in the Jade Emperor's ears.
The excited Jade Emperor's blood boiled! My whole body was shaking and my eyes were filled with tears!
This is the heaven he wants!
Instead of being submissive, tiptoeing around, wanting to do something great but completely unable to let go!
"Dad? Why are saints not allowed to act arrogantly in heaven?"
Jade Emperor blurted out, he was so excited.
"What do you think?" Zhang Yifan didn't answer, but asked instead.
Why?
The Jade Emperor fell into deep thought.
The Jade Emperor, orthodox in the Three Realms, appointed by Heaven, no one can shake this position.
Want to kill the Jade Emperor? Then this immeasurable cause and effect is so great that no one can bear it.
Even the saints of heaven cannot bear it.
In terms of combat effectiveness, although the Jade Emperor is only in the mid-stage of Quasi-Saint, he can mobilize the destiny of heaven and the mighty power of the three realms to fight!
With this fighting power, even a saint would not be able to do anything to him in a short time!
In this way, even a saint, if he is serious, cannot be too presumptuous towards the Jade Emperor.
But what about the other way around?
In other words, if the Jade Emperor wants to become unbridled, what can they do if they teach, explain, intercept, or teach in the West?
"Yes, that's it!" The Jade Emperor slapped his thigh excitedly, stood up excitedly, and spread the foot washing water everywhere.
"You are so excited! You splashed the foot-washing water everywhere."
On the side, Zhang Yifan saw that the Jade Emperor suddenly became excited and almost got the foot-washing water on his face. He greeted him with a slap, and hit him on the thigh with a snap, which made him turn red. He grinned and shouted. pain.
This left the Jade Emperor speechless. Why is this dad so strong?
I don’t know how to be gentler when I hit someone.
But the pain in his legs still couldn't conceal the Jade Emperor's excitement.
The Jade Emperor already knew how to break this game.
There is no need for so many conspiracies or ambushes, only one move is needed, and that is conspiracy.
Just ask directly, surrender, or not surrender?
Those who surrender, Chang!
Those who do not surrender will be cut into pieces on the Immortal Platform to serve them!
It's that simple!
No, when the time comes, I will get a guillotine!
The Jade Emperor thought fiercely, and the more he thought about it, the happier he became.
We'll get back to work in a few days!