In the evening, the sun sets over the western mountains.
it's getting dark.
There was a bonfire burning in Zhang Yifan's fenced yard, and several lanterns were lit to illuminate the yard brightly.
After working for an hour, Zhang Yifan made a large table of dishes.
Such a rich scene is not common even during the Chinese New Year.
It must be a pomp and ceremony only for a banquet.
The big black dog, Patriarch Qilin, had been running around the table with his tail wagging for a long time.
The Queen Mother and the Seven Fairies were also amazed by the big black dog Qilin Ancestor, but they had seen the nine golden crows earlier and heard the Jade Emperor mention it, so they didn't pay much attention to it.
What everyone is paying attention to is the dishes on the long table.
Hiss~
Hiss~
…
Not only did the Seven Fairies secretly shed water for a long time, but even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
So fragrant.
Even after smelling the aroma of the dishes, the Seven Fairies felt that their cultivation realm was faintly loosening.
If Zhang Yifan hadn't served it yet, they would have been in a hurry.
"Grandpa, you're busy, come on~" The eldest princess, Princess Tianshou, couldn't help but call Zhang Yifan. She was really afraid that she couldn't control her mouth.
"Coming, coming~"
Zhang Yifan came from the inner room carrying several jars of wine and put them on the table with a bang: "My good son, my good daughter-in-law, and my good granddaughters, I will drink a hundred glasses with the old man tonight! Hahahaha."
"I'll pour wine for father-in-law." The Queen Mother's eyes were bright. She had heard from the Jade Emperor about this wine. Compared with this, the wine is worse than urine!
"Okay, okay~" Zhang Yifan stroked his beard and laughed.
Twenty years later, this yard has become lively again, and Zhang Yifan is very happy.
"I want to drink too, I want to drink too."
"I want it too~"
Each of the seven fairies held a bowl and stretched it out with shining eyes. The seventh princess drooled all over her clothes without even realizing it.
"They're all there, they're all there. Sit down one by one. It's so noisy. What does it look like?"
Seeing his daughters making such a noise, the Jade Emperor looked majestic and put on airs.
Snapped!
The Jade Emperor was slapped on the back of his head.
"You bastard, what are you trying to do? A family meal should be lively and lively."
Zhang Yifan gave the Jade Emperor a big blow on the back of his head. The Jade Emperor shrank his neck, smiled, and stopped stopping his seven daughters.
"Hmm~ What a fragrant wine! Even more fragrant than the wine in heaven~" Princess Tianyang, the second fairy, took a sniff and couldn't help but exclaimed.
"Oh? Is it possible that you have also drank the jade liquid from heaven?" Zhang Yifan asked with a smile.
"No. But I believe grandpa's wine must be the best wine in the world!" Princess Tianyang, the second princess, said with a smile.
"Then you have to drink slowly, this wine is very strong."
"Come, cheers to our family reunion!" Zhang Yifan raised his wine bowl with great pride.
"Cheers, father!"
"Cheers to grandpa!"
A bowl of wine, everyone drank it.
boom!
boom!
boom!
boom!
After drinking, a huge energy burst out from the bodies of the seven fairy princesses. It's just that the burst of breath was invisible in the courtyard, completely blocked by the energy of the courtyard.
The middle stage of Earth Immortality,
The late Earth Immortal period,
Earthly Immortal Dzogchen,
In the early days of immortality,
The middle stage of immortality,
Late stage of immortality!
The seventh princess was ecstatic!
After a bowl of wine, her cultivation soared from the middle stage of Earth Immortal to the late stage of Heavenly Immortal!
It’s so sour and refreshing, it’s so refreshing!
The cultivation levels of the other princesses are also similar. They have soared to a big level and jumped to a big level!
The seven fairies looked at each other with smiles, and they all smiled and nodded secretly. This is really wonderful!
It turns out that improving your cultivation can be so easy and enjoyable!
The Queen Mother was very happy when she saw her daughters' improvement in cultivation, and couldn't help but drink all the wine in the bowl.
boom.
Similarly, the vast power within the Queen Mother's body is like a roaring sea, surging endlessly.
That stagnant cultivation has really loosened up.
"Daddy, this wine is really wonderful." The Queen Mother couldn't help but exclaimed.
"Yes, grandpa's wine is so delicious!" The seven fairies also nodded.
"Do you like drinking?"
"like!"
"If you like it, come and drink it often in the future! Hahaha!" Zhang Yifan laughed heartily.
"That's necessary, hee hee hee." The Seventh Fairy smiled happily. It would be strange not to live here in the future!
"Come, eat food."
Zhang Yifan greeted everyone to pick up food.
"Let me try this." The three fairies picked up an egg with their chopsticks and ate it.
As soon as the egg came into their mouth, the three fairies' eyes widened and gleamed.
Then, and then, she didn't care about her ladylike image. She picked up the eggs with her chopsticks just like a chicken pecking at rice. It clicked very quickly. She couldn't hold it in her mouth and stuffed it with all her strength.
Seeing the Third Sister acting like this, the other six fairy princesses couldn't wait any longer, so they all grabbed the food.
"Ah, you guys eat slowly~"
Seeing that the granddaughters were all rushing to eat as if they hadn't eaten in days, Zhang Yifan was afraid that they would choke, so he told them to slow down.
But these fairies can't be heard.
All they can see at this moment is the food on the table!
Seeing his daughters being so rude, the Jade Emperor's mouth twitched, and he immediately picked up his chopsticks and joined the fight.
When the Queen Mother saw this, she was unambiguous. A pair of chopsticks swished across the dishes like the shadow of a sword. The speed was like a machine gun, and only afterimages were seen.
Ah this!
In the night breeze, Zhang Yifan was a little messy.
Isn't it?
What's going on?
Why do everyone look like starving ghosts when they have a meal?
Have they not eaten in months?
Why are they all being robbed like this?
Look at the Queen Mother’s wife, why are you still licking the plate? What you lick is cleaner than the dishes you wash! This look is completely inconsistent with her temperament when I first saw her.
And those seven beautiful granddaughters, why are they all imitating her mother? They are all licking their plates, extending their tongues so long, and even licking their sisters' plates.
One good granddaughter actually went to lick the soup spilled on the table, and licked it with her little tongue.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, this scene is unsightly.
But it's okay, washing dishes at night can save some trouble.
Nonsence!
If you don't wash it clean, wouldn't the plate be covered with the saliva of their mothers and daughters?
It was only two minutes before and after. A large table full of dishes was snatched up by the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and the Seven Fairies.
There wasn't even a scrap of rice left.
"Alas." Seeing this scene, Zhang Yifan couldn't help but sigh.
"What's wrong, dad?" The Jade Emperor was still not satisfied with his meal. He believed that as long as he had two more meals, his cultivation would reach the quasi-sage stage, and he was very excited.
"What's wrong? Stand up."
With anger in his eyes, Zhang Yifan pointed at the Jade Emperor and asked him to stand up.
The Jade Emperor stood up after hearing this.
As soon as he stood up, Zhang Yifan kicked him over.
This kick is not light, it will make the Jade Emperor eat shit.
The Jade Emperor was a little confused, thinking that he had eaten too quickly and didn't leave any for Zhang Yifan, which made him angry.
"I'm sorry, Dad, I ate too quickly and didn't leave any for you."
"You didn't leave any for me? Is that the reason!"
"What's wrong dad?"
"What else is going on! You said it was your husband who did it, ah, you said it was your father who did it! How did you starve your daughter-in-law and your daughters! Ah!"
Zhang Yifan was still angry and pointed at the Jade Emperor's nose and cursed: "Look at them, they are hungry, like starving ghosts who haven't eaten for months. Are you a poor man? Can't you even afford food?" ah!"
"Ah this!"
The Jade Emperor didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He thought it was something that made the old man angry.
It turned out that Zhang Yifan thought that the Queen Mother and her daughters had no food to eat on weekdays because of their careless behavior.
joke!
How could the majestic Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor’s daughter be without food?
That means you can get whatever you want!
But no matter how delicious the delicacies in heaven are, they can't compare to the rice dregs in your bowl, old man!
The Queen Mother and the fairies were shocked at first, but after hearing what Zhang Yifan said, they were relieved and felt warmer inside.
It turns out that the old man feels sorry for us!
Seeing the majestic Heavenly Emperor and Haotian God being kicked over by Zhang Yifan and being pointed at their noses and scolded, the Seven Fairies couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh.
This warm scene has never been seen in a million years.
"Dad, you misunderstood."
"Yes, grandpa, you misunderstood."
The Queen Mother and other fairies also came forward to persuade him.
"It's grandpa's food. It's so delicious. It's so delicious. My mouth watered when I smell it, and I couldn't stop eating it. I couldn't control my hands and feet, so I kept craving for it."
The seven fairies came to the rescue of their father, the Jade Emperor.
"Yes, Daddy, it's really delicious. Daddy, your cooking skills are so good that I can't help but stop." The Queen Mother also agreed.
"Really?"
"real!"
"That's good." Zhang Yifan's anger subsided, and he pointed at the Jade Emperor and said to his granddaughters: "If your father doesn't give you enough to eat and drink from now on, tell grandpa me and I will spank him!"
"Okay, grandpa! Hee hee hee!"
The Seven Fairies smiled.
Only the Jade Emperor was a little messy in the night wind.
Who am I, where am I, am I still the Jade Emperor? Do you still have some dignity of the Emperor of Heaven? The Jade Emperor felt like crying but had no tears.
Afterwards, after clearing away the dishes, Zhang Yifan made a few more side dishes.
This time, both the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were honest.
The fairies did not eat any more. They all knew that it was Grandpa's snack and they could not snatch it away.
The seven fairy princesses also ran to the big tree in the yard to play with the birds.
Well, yes, that’s right, the funny bird is gone~
