Dixian Realm, Fengxian County.
On his birthday today, the Jade Emperor went down to earth for a walk in a relaxed and happy mood. When he saw Princess Fengxian kneeling down and praying sincerely, she lowered her clouds. Unexpectedly, just when I was about to get a peach, the tribute was knocked over!
What the hell! The Jade Emperor's face suddenly turned dark.
Taibai Jinxing, who was following him, was trembling with fear.
"Taibai listened to the order, and when he returned to heaven, he set up a Mian Mountain and a Mi Mountain, and set up a copper lock. When the dogs finish eating the noodles, the chickens finish pecking the rice, and the candles burn out the copper locks, it will be the day of rainfall in Fengxian County. Day! Otherwise, hum!"
"Yes." Taibai Jinxing bent at ninety degrees, cold sweat breaking out on his back. He understood that Fengxian County would be a purgatory on earth from now on.
There is no way, who allowed these mortals to offend the orthodox of the three realms, the Jade Emperor.
Not to mention these mortals, even a god like him had to be cautious and walk on thin ice in front of the Jade Emperor. Accompanying you is like accompanying a tiger.
The Jade Emperor flicked his sleeves in displeasure and left Fengxian County. Arriving in the countryside outside the city, we passed a farmyard.
Looking at such a farmyard with fences, the Jade Emperor felt a little emotional. Once upon a time, he, Zhang Bairen, once lived in such a yard.
In the fenced yard, Zhang Yifan was sitting in a rocking chair, eating fruit and basking in the sun.
It has been sixty years since he traveled through the prehistoric world. The dog system allows him to farm and grow vegetables all day long, cook, make wine, hunt, raise fish, walk birds, and practice piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting, etc.
Over the past sixty years, these skills have been practiced to the full level.
But this dog system doesn’t teach the art of cultivation.
Not only did it not teach, this dog system also said that the host was invincible in all the worlds and there was no one left to teach the host, so it ran away!
Fortunately, at the beginning of the time travel, the system gave him this house, as well as a million taels of gold, and he was married to a lovely wife to accompany him, so he lived a comfortable and comfortable life.
In fact, the invincible mana was temporarily taken over by the Zhaizi Formation. Unable to use magic power and unable to practice other techniques, Zhang Yifan always thought that he was a mortal.
"The dog system said that my wife had the qualifications to be a great emperor, so he took her to travel to another world. He also said that we would meet again in the future. My son also went out to work early, leaving me alone."
"Counting the days, my rebellious son has been wandering around for twenty years, and it's time to come home."
Zhang Yifan was counting the days when the Jade Emperor outside the fenced yard fell in love with the scene and couldn't help but walk in to take a look.
Seeing the Jade Emperor, Zhang Yifan's eyes lit up.
Isn't this the return of the son who went out to explore the world?
He even had a servant accompanying him, so he seemed to be doing well.
"Oh, my dear son, you are finally back." Zhang Yifan finally let go of his worries. It is impossible for my son not to worry when he goes out on his own.
"Taibai, this mortal seems to be able to see me."
Seeing the mortal in front of him staring at him and calling him a good son, the Jade Emperor was a little confused.
Who made the Jade Emperor's young incarnation look exactly like Zhang Yifan's son?
"Your Majesty is joking. This person is just a mortal, and Your Majesty has not revealed his true identity. How could he see it." Taibai Jinxing thought that the Jade Emperor was still angry, so he also glanced at the mortal and didn't care.
"Yeah, that's right."
The Jade Emperor nodded and walked past Zhang Yifan without paying attention.
Seeing his son's virtue, Zhang Yifan grimaced.
Twenty years later, when I got home, I didn’t even call me daddy! Your Majesty, Your Majesty, who dares to ignore me and pretend to be cool, really thinks he is the emperor!
How unreasonable!
Zhang Yifan jumped up and grabbed the Jade Emperor's ears: "You're a traitor, you can't see your father, can you? Ah? You're trying to make me angry, right?"
"Ah, be gentle, be gentle, it hurts, it hurts! It hurts!"
The Jade Emperor was stunned. Just as he was about to walk over, someone grabbed his ears so hard that it hurt. Tears welled up in the Jade Emperor's eyes...
"You still know how painful it is, you unfilial son!"
"Yes, I still know it hurts?" The Jade Emperor was even more confused.
its not right!
How could he, who was a powerful quasi-sage, orthodox in the Three Realms, and the Jade Emperor, be grabbed by the ear by an old mortal man who had no power to bind a chicken? !
It's so painful that it's like a little kid having his ears grabbed by his father!
This scene suddenly happened, and Taibai Jinxing beside him was so scared that he almost lost his mind!
what's the situation?
The Jade Emperor had his ears grabbed by a mortal?
The Jade Emperor, who was still in pain, grinned and had tears rolling down his face!
It’s over! It’s over! It’s over! It's over.
The Jade Emperor was tricked by someone, but as a follower, he didn't help. Now he has to go to the Immortal Platform when he returns to heaven!
Taibai Jinxing woke up with a start, and rushed forward to help, raising a fly whisk to kill Zhang Yifan.
"Fuck you! I'm going to teach my son a lesson, you little bitch slave dares to do it!"
Zhang Yifan was furious and kicked Taibai Jinxing three meters away.
Click, click, click...
Taibai clearly heard the sound of his ribs breaking, which meant at least five or six bones were broken!
Seeing this scene, the Jade Emperor was shocked. Is this a mortal? I believe him even if you say he is a saint.
Could it be that this is really a plot by a saint?
No, even a saint may not be able to grab his ears so easily!
What's going on?
"Don't call me daddy yet!" Zhang Yifan didn't let go and applied more force.
"Dad! Dad! I was just joking with you!" The Jade Emperor felt so painful that his ears were about to be pulled off. He had no choice but to give in and beg for mercy.
A good man doesn't suffer immediate losses. Since no one else saw the embarrassing scene, he can just go back and kill this mortal.
"You're just joking. I think your wings are stiff and you are trying to anger your father and me!" Zhang Yifan grabbed the Jade Emperor's ears and held him up like a chicken.
"Dad, please be gentle, please be gentle! My son realizes his mistake! He is really wrong!" The Jade Emperor continued to admit his mistake. This mortal's big hands were like iron pliers, unable to break free at all.
"Kneel down, kowtow and call me daddy!"
thump.
"Dad!" The Jade Emperor was pushed to the ground and knelt down, and also called daddy.
"That's pretty much it." Zhang Yifan clapped his hands and sat down in the rocking chair.
At this moment, the Jade Emperor's mind was blank and his computer was down.
Who am I and where am I?
Why am I kneeling here and calling a mortal father?
Next to him, Taibai Jinxing was even more confused.
This, this, this, this!
The majestic Three Realms Orthodox, Heavenly Jade Emperor, and Haotian God have never knelt down even before Taoist ancestor Hongjun since he became the Jade Emperor.
He has always been the only one who could kneel down to worship him as the Jade Emperor, but today he actually knelt down before a mortal!
Not only did he kneel down, he also called him daddy!
If this matter spreads, I am afraid that not only will it cause huge waves, but also a bloody storm.
The kneeling Jade Emperor's head was a little clearer. Of course he knew that if word of today's incident spread, he would no longer be the Jade Emperor and would be laughed to death by all living beings.
Murderous intent suddenly appeared in the Jade Emperor's eyes. He stood up and raised his fists to kill the mortal in front of him, but the next second, he froze.
Where's the mana!
What about cultivation!
Where is my magic power!
What about my cultivation!
My hair!
what's the situation?
How come my quasi-sage’s cultivation has disappeared!
"What, what do you want to do with your fist?" Zhang Yifan stared.
"Thump...thump your back! Thump your back! Ah, aren't you so angry that you are getting old? I'll give you a thump on the back! Calm down your anger!"
The Jade Emperor would never dare to say that he wants to beat you to death, he would just say that he is going to beat you on the back in aggrieved manner!
"That's pretty much it!"
Zhang Yifan straightened his body and allowed the Jade Emperor to pat his back.
Next to him, Taibai Jinxing endured the pain and stood up. He saw the Jade Emperor smiling and beating the back of Zhang Yifan, an old mortal man. He was so shocked that his eyes were as big as copper bells.
Who would have thought that the Supreme Being of the Three Realms, the Great God of Haotian, would give a mortal a pat on the back with a fawning look on his face!
Who would believe it?
It's over, this mortal is definitely done.
It would be strange if he didn’t send him to the eighteenth level of hell, where he would never be reincarnated!
Otherwise, how could he, the Jade Emperor, survive in this prehistoric world?
